The 1 Million Post Thread

[FemaleInfluence]

crazy, going to school and trying to find a job. Come home exhausted, do some homework and pass out just to get up and do it again. How have you been? Who reserected the "DLD Fake thread" Why won't they let it die? Don't they realize no one cares

 

[MAXAMEYES]

How much is a million?
Counting one number per second:

1,000,000 seconds
Which is
16,666 minutes and 20 seconds
Which is
277 hours and forty six minutes and forty seconds
Which is
Just over 11 1/2 days
11 days, 13 hours,46 minutes and forty seconds.

A child in England was told by her teacher that it was impossible to count to one million. They ended up arguning and the childs mother did it to prove the teacher wrong. (I think it just proved she was a sad individual). It took her a lot longer than 11 1/2 days!

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Ahhhh...slackin' off lately are we ? (wink, wink).
Good luck, both with the job search and the homework, I dunno which sounds worse!

As for the resurrected thread; just some pathetic clown. He got spanked, he got owned, he got banned.
He almost got kept around, for the entertainment value, kinda like a court jester, but he got just too damn obnoxious.
So now he's just a rapidly fading ring around the bowl.

However, there will always be another top contender for the "head asshole spot". Just a matter of time.

 

[FemaleInfluence]

Ahhhh...slackin' off lately are we ? (wink, wink).
Good luck, both with the job search and the homework, I dunno which sounds worse!

As for the resurrected thread; just some pathetic clown. He got spanked, he got owned, he got banned.
He almost got kept around, for the entertainment value, kinda like a court jester, but he got just too damn obnoxious.
So now he's just a rapidly fading ring around the bowl.

However, there will always be another top contender for the "head asshole spot". Just a matter of time.

LOL okay I get that. And for every stupid Asshole that pops up to discredit DLD there will be entire forum of people on here to slap them back to where they came from. Loyalty is earned and DLD has nothing but loyalty from the true members of this forum.

 

[DLD]

I'm come, cool and collective so I'm never losing my poise
I conversate with a Mac so I'm never loosen my voice nigga

I stay STRAPPenis EnlargementD

 

[FemaleInfluence]

 

[bluetard117]

Uh, I've only been here for a few months, but DLD is A BOSS.

 

[DLD]

Uh, I've only been here for a few months, but DLD is A BOSS.

If I am the boss then change your signature to something more positive! I know you will gain so much faster if you do.

 

[bluetard117]

Yessa masta! Changing it now.

 

[DLD]

Yessa masta! Changing it now.

Believe it or not this small change will make a world of difference!

 

[ithiel]

yall suck! no replies since November?!

 

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[MAXAMEYES]

Izzat Hulk's package runnin' down his left leg?
Hate like Hell to get hit w/dat cumshot, huh!

BTW; how'd you find a picure of Ma in her Halloween costume?

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[DLD]

Stretch your penis every 2 hours for 5 minutes and you will gain an inch in a month

 

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[RhinoDick]

DLD... forgive my possibly stupid question, but I don't have to warm up and down for just stretching? If this is the case, I'll be stretching almost all day long...

-RD

 

[RhinoDick]

DLD... forgive my possibly stupid question, but I don't have to warm up and down for just stretching? If this is the case, I'll be stretching almost all day long...

 

[DLD]

DLD... forgive my possibly stupid question, but I don't have to warm up and down for just stretching? If this is the case, I'll be stretching almost all day long...

I never really did any warm ups, I just did light stretching for the first few stretches.

 

[FemaleInfluence]

Hi everyone thought I would pop in and see how the forum is. Working now in a place some of you are probably very familiar with. Like the money hate the job. Still going to school and I am now engaged and will be married in Aug. Mike I like the changes to the forum. Looks great but I can't find a picture to post that is 100X100 for my avatar. Sigh guess I won't post that picture of me in my work outfit. lol