@youknowme123321 I am very sure it is not you I am handsome you ugly as fuck..... can not be my father hahahh. You may be my half brother thoguh since my dad was a player in his time with pimping skills hahahha

youknowme123321;601333 said:
those 2 stories are awesome!!!! thanks for sharing. I wonder who on here is your dad?? maybe meeeee?
 
Italianoinsg;601335 said:
@youknowme123321 I am very sure it is not you I am handsome you ugly as fuck..... can not be my father hahahh. You may be my half brother thoguh since my dad was a player in his time with pimping skills hahahha

hahahahaha...i'm also younger than you ;) another reason i cant be
 
doublelongdaddy;600394 said:
The Goliath can double as a Fire Hydrant:) I remember my Grandmother coming for a visit and she found a home made extender someone sent me to check out and when I saw her she had it on her arm and thought it was for a sprain:) Funny shit.

Noooo granny! Why? I hope she never found out what it really was lol.
 
dmoney101;601351 said:
Noooo granny! Why? I hope she never found out what it really was lol.

I told her what it was for....Us Italians do not keep too many secrets in the family.
 
dmoney101;602052 said:
Hahaha and what was her reaction?

She laughed...she already knew what I did for a living so there was no embarrassment...like I said, us Italians are very open.
 
Damn right we can't keep secret in nella familia. And we just support each other. Hence why you guys got all the support here.
 
acromegaly;602355 said:
Dld is like the Don Corleone of PE. He will make you an offer you can't refuse

:):):)
 
Italianoinsg;602353 said:
Damn right we can't keep secret in nella familia. And we just support each other. Hence why you guys got all the support here.

Omerta!
 
I had my sg in the bathroom cabinet the other day and my wife's sister went in there and we had no tp so she went through all the cabinets lol I was all oh shit my extender is there to my wife. At first I was all fuck that sucks but then I thought well I have all the bars on it but the small one so it's sitting at 9 inches long right now lol guess it doesn't make me look too bad
 
Jdcsd;602671 said:
I had my sg in the bathroom cabinet the other day and my wife's sister went in there and we had no tp so she went through all the cabinets lol I was all oh shit my extender is there to my wife. At first I was all fuck that sucks but then I thought well I have all the bars on it but the small one so it's sitting at 9 inches long right now lol guess it doesn't make me look too bad

She is probably really hot and bothered now by the long ass extender she witnessed, I bet she wants to see you dick so baddddd!!!!! I bet she also makes a comment to the wife.
 
tb007;602834 said:
The Dongfather.

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You mean The Dongfather.

:) The DongFather Michael Salwinni:)
 
doublelongdaddy;602687 said:
She is probably really hot and bothered now by the long ass extender she witnessed, I bet she wants to see you dick so baddddd!!!!! I bet she also makes a comment to the wife.

Lol I doubt she will say anything to my wife. Kinda awkward if your sister asks you if your husband has a big dick haha
 
Jdcsd;603234 said:
Lol I doubt she will say anything to my wife. Kinda awkward if your sister asks you if your husband has a big dick haha

I don't know, women love to talk, the more drama the better!
 
Jdcsd;603234 said:
Lol I doubt she will say anything to my wife. Kinda awkward if your sister asks you if your husband has a big dick haha

you spelt awesome wrong. awesome does not have a k, d, or r in it. hahahaha
 
youknowme123321;603470 said:
you spelt awesome wrong. awesome does not have a k, d, or r in it. hahahaha

Would be awesome for me, awkward for my wife lol my wife already had one of her friends tell her she would love to do me when she was drunk lol she is still pissed at her for that and it was about 5 years ago
 
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