My X girlfriend left me because my penis was too small

My ex one time asked me if she had a stankass poohn (she put it differently im sure, but don't remember- ah college). She said she heard that all Jewish girls, as herself, were stinky. I was just like, well I havent experienced enough other poon to know if yours is stinky compared to others. A bad cover-up, I know, but it was pretty stank. I didn't care about it before her, but no more stankass skanks for me.
 
What causes that though is it a genetic thing..I know the girls wash and they can't get rid of the corn chip scent?
 
I mean I don't mind a little scent actually a little faint odor turns me on but certainly not an incredible Hulk scent..That just aint cool
 
You guys are funny with all the stank-hole comments. The Funky smell lets you know she is hot & ready and helps locate her hole.

Make her go wash the funk out of her Stank-Hole just like you have to was the Funk off you Stank-Pole. All women elimate an odor when they get wet ...normal. Some are more prugent than others and thats usually from their diets. Next time she has a stank-hole, Fart in her face and call it even.
 
Threak said:
You guys are funny with all the stank-hole comments. The Funky smell lets you know she is hot & ready and helps locate her hole.

Make her go wash the funk out of her Stank-Hole just like you have to was the Funk off you Stank-Pole. All women elimate an odor when they get wet ...normal. Some are more prugent than others and thats usually from their diets. Next time she has a stank-hole, Fart in her face and call it even.
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"Fart in her face and call it even." LOL!!! :hammer: :barf: :hammer:
 
Does anyone else hang a fresh caught fish in front of the fan while watching �naked people movies�? To get that 3D kinda affect.Sometimes you got to fool your dick from masterbating so much. LMAO And for them loose women, I always carry some fresh squeezed lemon juice with me. It puckers those pussy lips right up.LMAO
 
Damn man, I love my girlfriend and all, but her pussy just doesn't smell good. You can smell it all over the room too when she takes off her pants! :O

I think pussy smell is a very unattractive scent.
 
i love this site the stuff tha comes out this site aint onl;y about penis size,,its good knowledge:cool:
 
I think pussy smell is a very unattractive scent.
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Man I think that totally depends on the girl... and I have no idea what makes the difference... I've been with some filthy girls who's pussies smelled (and tasted) fantastic and some comparatively clean-living ladies who smelled ripe... No idea. Only ever had one or two where the smell was really bad; usually I think it smells great. Kinda like drinking beer maybe it's an acquired taste?
 
Average means something..... if most chicks want above average they aren't going to get it plus there are more females than males on the planet. so, of all the guys, 50% (have an average dick) of 47% (male) of the population have average..... not including the below average. so like 75% (average and below) of the 47% (male) have average and below dick size. Can't forget 1/11 men are gay too (some really tiny some massive it is still varied). And I think the same ratio for lesbians (no dick for me!). Not many females get the "gigantic cock". So, don't feel cock size means anything most women don't know an inch from a centimeter. dick size is way to varied some guys have STDs some have diseases.... some are cripples you have no clue some may be monks. I just think she finds a lame ass excuse to fill an emotion she is chasing. That or she want to move on. Or she may test you. Or she is the biggest slut in the world. Whatever you believe it may be. I am just gonna say don't get caught up in High School bullshit... after high school no woman would really do that everyone needs to find that somebody to grow off of unless she is immature.
 
When they come face to face with the real big feal, many cannot handle it. Forget them, live a spiritual life, and get a fucking fleshlight.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
When they come face to face with the real big feal, many cannot handle it. Forget them, live a spiritual life, and get a fucking fleshlight.
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Lol That’s it my brother, you know the secret to life just as I do, we live in peace and if I need a woman it will be a FleshLight LOL
 
REDZULU2003 said:
If I lived near you guys and ya wanted revenge I would except payment in hand of course to split her vagina open with my meat.

I would LUV to torture her with my thick pole.....would that be enough for her??????? I would pound her SO HARD and violent their cunts would bleed...and they'd deserve it for hurting you guys.

Hey I have myself a new name.....The Vagina Assasasin.
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Damn RED! Is this what you used to be like? Good thing you found meditation, big bro! LOL
 
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