My X girlfriend left me because my penis was too small

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"My X girlfriend left me because my penis was too small"
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hahaha...I laugh now..I was crushed at first...I never ever had any complaints about my size until her.... I mean...it's not my fault is it? O well...LIfe goes on.


I know i'm not the first person to lose a girlfriend for this reason...Just wanted tell those that have to keep your head up and stay strong. USE that anger to Penis Enlargement ....Come back and persent ur new package to her and don't let her have a sample. That's what i plan on doing.....
 

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She a typical SLUT...I hope she gets the pounding of her life and the cock comes out her head and bleeds her dry.....or she catches aids :p :p :p okay that was cruel....but so are her type.
 

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I don't think women realize how much they hurt men when they say things about penis size.. Or maybe they do.. Either way, use that for motivation and slap her in the face with that huge slab of meat when you hit your goal, and be like.. "THIS BIG ENOUGH, BITCH?" then you proceed to beat her over her head until it just smashes into nothing but lumps and pulp. :cool:

That's what I would do anyways.

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Even though my X gf never said she dumped me because of that i knew that was why, she dumped me like 2 weeks after we had sex so i kind of guessed. Just wait though im going to be hung like a donkey and that bitch aint even gonna get the cum i squirt.
 

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If I lived near you guys and ya wanted revenge I would except payment in hand of course to split her vagina open with my meat.

I would LUV to torture her with my thick pole.....would that be enough for her??????? I would pound her SO HARD and violent their cunts would bleed...and they'd deserve it for hurting you guys.

Hey I have myself a new name.....The Vagina Assasasin.
 

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:D red, that would be funny. I dont live that far away from u anywayz:p
 
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you have some aggresion there,use it well Mr. Assassin....i hate those size queen bitches...but none of us want them anyway..they ONLY want big cocks and nothing else...thats like us guys wanting tits and they just lay there in bed with a hairy bush and no sucking abilities...big cocks can only go so far...we also have the personalities to match..;)
 

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Size queens are EVRYWHERE in porn.
Jena Haze is a FILTHY size queen bitch.
Jewel De-Nyle is another.

Theirs more but those two stick out especially that horrid Jena Haze.

A girl that aint a size queen is Luna Lane the Italian beuty.
She rode a Sybian sex machine once...it was like 3 inches long and she got of on it....maybe she was PROVING a point....size dunt matter...but the riggle dee riggle dee da does....man I would love to have her ass in my face |(
 
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Yeah those gals can be cruel. Just glad ya found out at the girlfriend stage, not after you said I DO. My ex filed for divorce wanting her new "italian stallion" (no offence to you italian guys). My life has changed drastically since shes out of the picture. $xx,xxx.xx more to pay off the bills from the divorce and i'll be a free man WITH MORE THAN TWICE THE DICK I HAD WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO HER!
 
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suck and fuck all those donkey dicks they want....they'll be knocking on our doors when they want more :p ...but youre right red, Luna Lane is sweet..she's a lil vixen
 

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Originally posted by REDZULU2003
If I lived near you guys and ya wanted revenge I would except payment in hand of course to split her vagina open with my meat.

I would LUV to torture her with my thick pole.....would that be enough for her??????? I would pound her SO HARD and violent their cunts would bleed...and they'd deserve it for hurting you guys.

Hey I have myself a new name.....The Vagina Assasasin.
Ahh! You live in Manchester. You're not helping with my problem that I just started a thread on! Will have to work extra hard now.

You at uni red?
 
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Originally posted by SlamInTheLamb
Babe magnet...with own fire hose :D
A little while ago here in Australia there was a study conducted that was reported on the news.

It said that the #1 profession that women find sexy is a fireman!

Now we have proof!

Cheers,
Cas
 

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I would LUV to know why they find it so sexy? I mean a yelllow helmet and navy blue uniform....WTF...women - never understand them. :D
 

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You really can't go wrong with chicks if you're a fireman. It's instant respect.
 
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"My X girlfriend left me because my penis was too small"
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Originally posted by BigMan2003
7/30/03 Lenght 6.25 Girth 5
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BigMan2003

I don't think it's small
Maybe your penis size it's not the cause?
 
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