How Did You Find Out About Masturbation?

Originally posted by MightyBigWeiner
god that is funny, lol
The Royal Family is setting a great example for its population!

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@slay and mighty

I was like 13 and one night we were watching Dallas and they had a man and women rolling around in bed and it gave me a boner. That night I got naked and started rolling around in my bed with the covers over me. It felt so good. I just kept rubbing and rolling over and over. I had rubbed and played with myself a few times in the bathtub, but this was better. I was re-enacting the whole scene from Dallas and it felt great. I just kept rubbing and tossing and turning in bed and then I came. It totally freaked me out. I didn't do it again for a very long time. I never masturbate now, Sex just feels so much better.

my story is pretty embarrasing, which is the reason i remember it in so much detail. Well its not like i was embarrased, more like what i was thinking now embarrases me. When i first took mandatory sex ed classes and that kind of crap, i remember them telling me about semen and ejaculation and that crap, but they never told us where it came from. I never knew it shot outa your penis, i thought it came out like a sneeze or something. I pictured my dick like a nose, and the semen was just this shit that came out underneath your cock (between your balls and your cock) and it just leaked all over the place and the women had a baby a 9 months later. But i guess i was watching some ���� or something, and all this clear whitish shit came out and i like shook violently from the orgasm, it was great.

Originally posted by GellyBird
my story is pretty embarrasing, which is the reason i remember it in so much detail. Well its not like i was embarrased, more like what i was thinking now embarrases me. When i first took mandatory sex ed classes and that kind of crap, i remember them telling me about semen and ejaculation and that crap, but they never told us where it came from. I never knew it shot outa your penis, i thought it came out like a sneeze or something. I pictured my dick like a nose, and the semen was just this shit that came out underneath your cock (between your balls and your cock) and it just leaked all over the place and the women had a baby a 9 months later. But i guess i was watching some ���� or something, and all this clear whitish shit came out and i like shook violently from the orgasm, it was great.

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i got so confuzed from reading that lol.....maybe it's because i didn't get much sleep last night.

but glad things worked out for ya lol

The first time I masturbated was at the age of 5 (couldn't get a hard on or expel semen, but just felt so much more intense than it does now).

I would find it hard but I could orgasm in the end.

I would "twirl" my penis (much like when you Penis Enlargement to get circulation back) while lying down on the bed.

I remember having my first sexual fansasy with this, it was of a girl I had a crush on (also 5) and in the fantasy her tits would grow so long that they would get enormous and twist around themselves (not baloon big, but rather long like a dick).

How the fuck did I get exposed to this stuff at such a young age?

I also remember jacking off under the table in grade 1 (age 6) :D
It felt so damn good! :D

Cheers,
Cas

1st) time I was 13 found a ����� mag in a near by woods I used to mess around wid BB guns or whatever was out by myself can't remember why but I tripped over. A dead tree and right in front of me a ����� mag so I sat there looked through the pages (brea Bennett )was the hottie pornstar that gave me an crazy boner and this boner was big so I hid the mag next day after Skool went got the mag no one home so I went home went to my room and wanked for a good 1-2hour (learning phase ) and eventually blew a nice load my body felt like a small electric shock all over that was that

2nd)i was 13-14 at Skool doing woodwork class and I wasn't partially popular at Skool but I did have an advantage not chatting up girls yet is that they would initiate small talk first as they felt easy around me just being me anyways I was sat next to a girl who happened to be the hottest and dirtiest slut in my year she was very good looking and bonus she had massive tits I couldn't stop staring she even caught me staring x3-4times and she liked it and started feeling my thighs and junk bad news she was lesbian but she did show me a house party she went to and showed me a clip of her and another girl fucking each other I sat there in class in disbelief I looked down and I had pitched a full on tent in my Skool trousers she couldn't stop looking but she got moved to another class for having her phone out ! This is bullshit is all I cud fink was I want to kill this teacher who just blew my chance of fucking this hot girl today !! So intense was my hard on it was insane big I had to go toilet and Bash a wank out right then and there at Skool shame it wasn't a reall fuck haha good times in skool

haha great experiences those years are the ones when everything is great and the pussy is a mind controller,lol mags ���� clips,and basically acting like in a heat cycle...

my boss at work when I was 14 also gave me a ���� mag for working so hard in the restraint kitchen you know asking dishes and shit cleaning up I was like wwhhhhhaaaaaaat a legend !!! I hid that mag in my bedroom duct taped to back of a radiator heater no one is gonna look there 😉

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I had a lot of fear the first time I ejaculated when I was 13. The first time was a BIG mess, too.

I didn't understand anything. All I knew was that white sticky stuff came out of your dick if you played with your boner. So I started to play with my boner one day... and voila - I became a man (if that is what makes you a man).

I was just talking with some buddies of mine and we were talking about cigarettes and the first time we ever smoked and I remembered something. The day I smoked for the first time I was maybe 7 years old. A couple friends and I stole a pack of Winston's from someones car. We had this fort in huge bush where we went to smoke these cigarettes. When I first lit the cigarette was the first erection I ever had! I probably had them while sleeping but never like this. I thought that cigarettes made your dick hard Funny story I thought I would share.

i was like 12 13 yo cant remember exactly when i discovered how great it felt rubbing the glans..its been years since then and i dont have the same penile sensitivity since then ... LOL

���� mags were the most exciting thing those hot girls showing that strange slit between their legs LOL

doublelongdaddy;702593 said:

I was just talking with some buddies of mine and we were talking about cigarettes and the first time we ever smoked and I remembered something. The day I smoked for the first time I was maybe 7 years old. A couple friends and I stole a pack of Winston's from someones car. We had this fort in huge bush where we went to smoke these cigarettes. When I first lit the cigarette was the first erection I ever had! I probably had them while sleeping but never like this. I thought that cigarettes made your dick hard Funny story I thought I would share.

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haha fucking great story,your story brought me back to those days when i had my first cigarrets i was like 8 0r 9 yo too. even when i have smoked very little since then.lol

Hell if cigarettes make me get hard on id smoke like a trooper if only this was the case lol great story those days of being that young and funny thoughts are greatest times ! Good story