How Did You Find Out About Masturbation?

Originally posted by AnotherGuy
An andrew dice clay comedy show on tv. I think I was 12. Up till then I was just wildly humping inadamant objects like a horny puppy

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that's funny

i was almost 15 when one day i was playing with it and an inner voice said "if you play,they will come"..i guess the they was a load of jizz all over my stomach....:cool:

Hmm thats a tricky question... =/
I've been familiar to ���� since 9 years of age... but at that time i didnt really know what a boner was... =)
I dont think i had a until like 12, because i probably didn't think of sex at all...
At like 13 i started to watch ���� and got boners, and boners.. and thought like that was it.
And there is pretty "black-out" cuz i dont know how it really happened, i just started to jack-off, but with fireskin on the head LOL =)
Then i saw on tv they aint got no foreskin on Hydromaxm wtf???
Then i pulled it down and goddamn it feelt... oooouuuch!
It were kinda tight then... but i stretched and stretched, tried to sleep with the skin off... And damn at last it were fully OK!
At a start it were kinda painfull, but soon it stopped. And that first feling of orgasm, OOH-WEE!!! That was the best shit! =)
So i keept doing that then and then... Till i started to do it frequently every weekend, some weekdays too. It were like an drug addiction, lived for that feeling! But then i cutted down a lot.
Nowdays i dont do it that often(some weekends), but it still feels wonderful! =)

ehh... this is going to soudn really really really weird.. or maybe not? anyways i had this cousin very far far away cousin.. she really isnt my cousin.. she is the daughter of the guy that my mothers cousin married... well she visited every like 5 or 6 months.. SHE used to stay in my room and we would talk for hours during the night since i suffer from insomnia and she was just bored and older than me so staying up late was a something normal.. she is almost 32 years older than me.... aanyways one night we were talking about having sex.. me being a 12 almost 13 not having cable nor have taken the biology class yet.. well i was really confused.. so she kept explaining to me what that was and how to do it and such.. she said something that marked me forever.. she actually said that the thing i used to pee was used to put in the place where the girl pees.. and eventhough the first few times for the girl i hurts.. after that it feels really good.. and i kept asking how that could happen since i really was shocked.. she said that eventually the guy would cum and that was an orgasm and that that felt really really good.. so i asked her how i could do that.. she explained me.. but i was really really confused and kept asking her the same thing over and over again.. i didnt do this with malicious intent.. i just didnt get how by rubbing my dick i would cum.. and she just went STOP.. i was like huh? anyways by this point i had a huge ass boner.. dunno why tho... anyways she just got tired of explaining and said she would show me i was like huh? i always use this long ass boxers to sleep.. so yeah she just opened the boxer through the middle and jacked me off.. it felt fuckin amazing.. aftwer that we kept talking about that and she made me swear not to tell anyone.. i didnt.. eheh well not anybody that know who i am.. so yeah.. after that moment ive been jacking off almost everyday.. dunno why.. im just horny ALL the time.. i dont think thats normal but ohh well i dont care.. im almost 19 now.. and whenever i see my "cousin" we.. ehh.. "hang out?" lol.. havent seen her in like a year becasue she moved away... so yeah.. thats my story.. sorry for the long post tho..

I was about 11 years old and was trying to imitate oral sex somehow with my hand. Well, it worked. I thought I had discovered something and didn't find out it was called masturbation until I was 13, lol.

My friend found out with a vacuum cleaner, how wierd is that?

well it was so long ago i cant even remember, which sounds kinda odd since lots of people here are older than me. Anyway when I lived back home (I wont mention what it is incase someone i know reads this) we had these cloth lines, which were held up by metal rods, about 3-4" wide. So one day (when I was like 9) this girl and I were playing in the backyard and we were climbing trees and shit and she went up the pole and jumped down. SO I was like, yeh cool, I can do that too. So i went up, then when I was at the top (like grasping around it like a monkey), I started to slip and slide down the pole. Needless to say it gave me a really funny feeling in my pants and I decided to do it more often etc. So from then on I kinda knew how to do it, but didn't really know what it was. A few months or so later this friend and I were like lost in the woods and we came across this little box that had some pr0n mags in it. So we kinda flipped through it jokingly, and I think we got boners, but can't remember. Then like a year later we moved to a different country where I met my best friend. Then we stole the ���� of his dad and kinda got all the sex ed we needed. Both of us started masturbating quite early (like 11) and by the time other guys started doing it, we was pro at it :D

kurei: fuck that is a great story!

thats an awsome story kurei, were you attracted to her at all? or was it just a surprise she did it being a older female and all.

Originally posted by kurei
ehh... this is going to soudn really really really weird.. or maybe not? anyways i had this cousin very far far away cousin.. she really isnt my cousin.. she is the daughter of the guy that my mothers cousin married... well she visited every like 5 or 6 months.. SHE used to stay in my room and we would talk for hours during the night since i suffer from insomnia and she was just bored and older than me so staying up late was a something normal.. she is almost 32 years older than me.... aanyways one night we were talking about having sex.. me being a 12 almost 13 not having cable nor have taken the biology class yet.. well i was really confused.. so she kept explaining to me what that was and how to do it and such.. she said something that marked me forever.. she actually said that the thing i used to pee was used to put in the place where the girl pees.. and eventhough the first few times for the girl i hurts.. after that it feels really good.. and i kept asking how that could happen since i really was shocked.. she said that eventually the guy would cum and that was an orgasm and that that felt really really good.. so i asked her how i could do that.. she explained me.. but i was really really confused and kept asking her the same thing over and over again.. i didnt do this with malicious intent.. i just didnt get how by rubbing my dick i would cum.. and she just went STOP.. i was like huh? anyways by this point i had a huge ass boner.. dunno why tho... anyways she just got tired of explaining and said she would show me i was like huh? i always use this long ass boxers to sleep.. so yeah she just opened the boxer through the middle and jacked me off.. it felt fuckin amazing.. aftwer that we kept talking about that and she made me swear not to tell anyone.. i didnt.. eheh well not anybody that know who i am.. so yeah.. after that moment ive been jacking off almost everyday.. dunno why.. im just horny ALL the time.. i dont think thats normal but ohh well i dont care.. im almost 19 now.. and whenever i see my "cousin" we.. ehh.. "hang out?" lol.. havent seen her in like a year becasue she moved away... so yeah.. thats my story.. sorry for the long post tho..

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Great Story!!

You Should Call her up and tell her your confused on what a Blow Job is Maybe she'll come over and say "STOP" and drop to her knees and start sucking

Originally posted by MightyBigWeiner
well it was so long ago i cant even remember, which sounds kinda odd since lots of people here are older than me. Anyway when I lived back home (I wont mention what it is incase someone i know reads this) we had these cloth lines, which were held up by metal rods, about 3-4" wide. So one day (when I was like 9) this girl and I were playing in the backyard and we were climbing trees and shit and she went up the pole and jumped down. SO I was like, yeh cool, I can do that too. So i went up, then when I was at the top (like grasping around it like a monkey), I started to slip and slide down the pole. Needless to say it gave me a really funny feeling in my pants and I decided to do it more often etc. So from then on I kinda knew how to do it, but didn't really know what it was. A few months or so later this friend and I were like lost in the woods and we came across this little box that had some pr0n mags in it. So we kinda flipped through it jokingly, and I think we got boners, but can't remember. Then like a year later we moved to a different country where I met my best friend. Then we stole the ���� of his dad and kinda got all the sex ed we needed. Both of us started masturbating quite early (like 11) and by the time other guys started doing it, we was pro at it :D

kurei: fuck that is a great story!

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Man there goes that box of ���� in the Woods again. It seems like alot of us have similar experiences when it comes to finding that mysterious hidden box of ���� in the Woods.

ya know its a gift from god to tell us to start spanking already
Myabe if ur alone in the woods and have never made contact with a person, a box of ���� will drop from the sky. lol

-MBW

LOL.. thanks fior the replys Mighty and Jaz.. Hydromaxmm rare tho.. its much easier to tell that to a bunch of strangers that dont know who i am than to say my gf.. *Big ass laugh.. the funny thing is that "cousin" introduced my gf to me.. so yeahh... it would KILL her if she found out about that.. anyways im amazed at how people find out about masturbation and sex.. im sure there are many more people with much more interesting stories.. so.. this needs more posts...

I Was 10 years old when we had a big family trip to Scotland for a couple of days from Wales. When I say big I mean BIG. Everyone was there, all my cousins, grandparents, everyone. To this day I still dont know why we all went there. No-one was getting married and it was a 12 hour road trip each way. Anyway. I ended up sharing a room with my fit cousin (My aunties husbands daughter from another marriage) who was 14 at the time. We always used to talk and hangout so one day she just asked me, did i know about sex. I was like, what?. So she started to explain and I got a hard on. She noticed this and then asked me if she could have a look. I was like OK, if I can see what you have. So she gave me a quick flash of her little pussy and then told me to lie down and get it out. When I lay down she just grabbed my cock and started wanking me off. I was like, what are you doing? She said she had heard of ways to make boys feel nice and she wanted to try them out. The dirty little minx was experimenting. By this time I was getting a nice feeling I had never felt before. She just told me to lay there and tell her what it felt like. I was loving it untill all of a sudden I had the most intense sensation of my life, although nothing came out. I totally freaked out and didnt have a clue what had happened.

She was smiling and asked me 'did you like it?'. I was like yeah, it was nice but weird. So she said 'good, well I know another trick I want to try tommorrow. Are you up for it?'
I agreed, and the next night at a mere 10 years old, I got my first Blowjob. After that I was hooked.

I still see my cousin now (stunning) and although we never mentioned it again when we got home there has always been a good sexual vibe between us. She is engaged now, but I know that one day Im gonna hit that pussy. And when I do, I'll show her some of my tricks.

damn......i have a fine ass cousin..why couldn't SHE jack me off when i had my first hard on? damnit lol

I concur, lol. but then again, getting with first cousins isn't very cool, lol.

-MBW

not very cool or very legal

she's my cousin through mariage..not blood

Same with me. She is only my cousin through marriage. No blood whatsoever.

Im not sure about in the states but In the UK it is legal to marry your cousin.

Originally posted by Zol
Same with me. She is only my cousin through marriage. No blood whatsoever.

Im not sure about in the states but In the UK it is legal to marry your cousin.

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that would explain why prince charles looks the way he does

yea, anne boyln supposedly had a 6th finger, but it was a small stub.

god that is funny, lol
The Royal Family is setting a great example for its population!