Black magic to increase penis size.
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doublelongdaddy;652578 said:
I'm trying not to laugh boss, you are too funny.
For that incantation you need to trade off a most prized belonging.
Go to your stable, (I understand your horses intestines/breathing holes are ravaged by now) pick the most intact mare. Use electron lasers to surgically bore out the vajayjay. At night we regroup at this thread to carry out the knighting ceremony where you will use the vaj canal as your new wizard hat.
Go to your stable, (I understand your horses intestines/breathing holes are ravaged by now) pick the most intact mare. Use electron lasers to surgically bore out the vajayjay. At night we regroup at this thread to carry out the knighting ceremony where you will use the vaj canal as your new wizard hat.
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i summon the demon threadus deletus who will help make this terrible thread go away, please help us
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acromegaly;652731 said:
For me, I wish DLD will allow me take off this thread. I'm just waiting for his approval.
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templnite;652740 said:
Make me understand.
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huge-girth;652739 said:
oh common let some spice remain in here. When i am over exhausted i come to this thread and cool my mind and laugh and smile lol.
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LOOltemplnite;652561 said:Ok next time we do cock-magic. But we need a sacrificial offering, mastermind's account>
you missed it . 4 days back planet venus and jupiter were in the same alingment. Their power was enormous to do black magic. Venus the planent of woman. Jupiter controlled the mind of venus . In a way you could control a woman's mind. Even a mans mind could be controlled.
Money matters coould also bing in some powers.
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4 days back at 2 : am during full moon and the venus and jupiter in the same line. I took a bowl of mustard oil and in bowl of goats blood, nail of an owl, a dead bat and performed black magic to have some thing of some body. The oil will be ready in 10 days for i have to perform various acts, which are dangerous than those circles and triangles. On the 10th day i need fresh blood of a black cat ( ordered to the aghori ).
Then i will have the spirit under my control. I will have rice and mustard seed mix in my pocket. If the spirit tries to harm me have to just say, om heeng kleeng chamundia whichay and throw on it . Then i can control him more. Guys please dont try this. Its very very dangerous.
Then i will have the spirit under my control. I will have rice and mustard seed mix in my pocket. If the spirit tries to harm me have to just say, om heeng kleeng chamundia whichay and throw on it . Then i can control him more. Guys please dont try this. Its very very dangerous.
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Which account, Bank account, credit card account, debit card account, friends account, black magic account or what .templnite;652561 said:Ok next time we do cock-magic. But we need a sacrificial offering, mastermind's account>
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Lol I loved the way you describe it. Laughing my balls out. But the pun is if your left testicles is Jupiter then you have varicose.templnite;652784 said:
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you don't know any dangerous acts. Your eyes will pop out and roll back in place of the testicles and testicles will come in place of eye balls. This had happened to me when I went to see the dangerous act. I ran away when the real act was going to be performed. I don't want to write it here. I can message you in private if you want to know.templnite;652787 said:
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