Shlongy;383852 said:
The bigger your dick is the more they want you and your dick.

So true until they start resenting you for it:)
 
Shlongy;383852 said:
On it DLD, much appreciate the help and time you have given, just done 200 reps. your a credit to this site!
Let me say i have read a few personnel stories on this forum and thought WTF I'm going to share mine.
around 5 maybe 7 years ago i stumbled on a jelk site and took it up, 6 months later i grew about 1" and whatever girth, thought it was permanent, i stopped, life went on...
Since starting up again i found out after a ruler test i lost all gains??? I remembered thinking back last Last 5-6 years and every year since asking wify why she never instigates sex, ever, etc etc, almost a yearly ritual that had me recently thinking of divorce as i was so over it, almost felt like rejection, well to me it was!!
Since starting up again i almost fell off my chair and my eyes nearly popped out their f'ing sockets when my mind wondered back to the time when i peaked during those jelk sessions my wife was instigating sex, i was making home ����, etc etc etc.
I thought OMG, SIZE ACTUALLY MATTERS! WTF! WOH!!!
Since i started i thought i would tell her what i was doing just to see what difference it would make to prove what i thought was true.
Guess what? Since i started just the other day i did a session, stayed up as usual stuffing around on the computer knowing she would be snoring away as she has to get up pretty early and you know what i found???
She was laying in bed struggling to keep her eyes open........for what? For a BIG DICK, and yes Sir she was ready!
Take it from me ladies and gentlemen, this IS THE SMOKING GUN [so to speak] The bigger your dick is the more they want you and your dick.
Bazaar, i thought woman were always the ones that said "size doesn't mater" etc etc, BS, absolute nonsense, go for it guys, you will notice a change as i have.
Even a few weeks not even noticing a change in length, [yes in girth] but just the thought of a big dick does the job.,
Bazaar, really i am gobsmacked!!!
I plan to become a giant among the humans, a goal of 9' x 8',
Wish me luck gentleman, and cheers to you all.

Size only matters in the eyes of the beholder - in other words it wont matter so much with all women like it has with our wife. She really likes the bigger you, more likely because she LOVES you and that larger size spiced up sex more and gave you more confidence aswell. Size isnt the bee all and end all at all as countless threads have discussed.
 
Shlongy;384087 said:

I think he is referring to them being jealous of your new 'hobby' and the great success one can have compared to limited things a women can do with her body i.e. breasts which need some advanced systems and unproven pills to enlarge them. Women get jealous VERY easily and it could turn like dld said in time.
 
REDZULU2003;384090 said:
I think he is referring to them being jealous of your new 'hobby' and the great success one can have compared to limited things a women can do with her body i.e. breasts which need some advanced systems and unproven pills to enlarge them. Women get jealous VERY easily and it could turn like dld said in time.


Yup, straight up penis envy
 
I disagree with the bee all and end all as last time she never knew what i was doing but looking back she became more and more interested in sex, SHE was instigating, not me, and looking back now i know why.
Keeping tabs on my work, no clear cut results yet, my FL has certainly changed without a shadow of a doubt so i sort of feel like a show'er not a grower now at least.
Keep checking the ol ruler and no change yet...weird, no noob gains even??
Think girth is changed, must do proper measurements, will let you know.
Penis envy, soon see i guess, until then...
 
Can anyone agree or confirm that the measurement that you see on the actual pump is infact your true BPenis EnlargementL? At full maximum pump.
 
Shlongy;384497 said:
Can anyone agree or confirm that the measurement that you see on the actual pump is infact your true BPenis EnlargementL? At full maximum pump.

Of course it is, the Bathmate measurements are accurate.
 
That's weird, i posted here last night and it never showed, anyone know why??
 
Shlongy;384726 said:
That's weird, i posted here last night and it never showed, anyone know why??

Glitch in the system probably
 
Fair enough, anyways what i posted was i reckon i have calculated the growth rate of manual, clamping and Bathmate daily routines, it worked out to be 1mm per week in BPenis EnlargementL and 1.5 in EG per week, so my question was, does this sound right?, so if you started at say 6.2' x 4.8' which is my start up size, then in 3 months you i would be at .47' BPenis EnlargementL and .7' EG growth rate, so a final measurement in 3 months would read 6.67' x 5.5 EG. Then things would slow to say half that, so... in 6 months it would read 6.9' x 5.85' and in 1 year 7.37' x 6.55'.
Does this sound right?
 
Shlongy;384880 said:
Fair enough, anyways what i posted was i reckon i have calculated the growth rate of manual, clamping and Bathmate daily routines, it worked out to be 1mm per week in BPenis EnlargementL and 1.5 in EG per week, so my question was, does this sound right?, so if you started at say 6.2' x 4.8' which is my start up size, then in 3 months you i would be at .47' BPenis EnlargementL and .7' EG growth rate, so a final measurement in 3 months would read 6.67' x 5.5 EG. Then things would slow to say half that, so... in 6 months it would read 6.9' x 5.85' and in 1 year 7.37' x 6.55'.
Does this sound right?

If this is the rate you are growing then the math is right but there are many factors that need to be weighed to make any kind of accurate guess of size gains. Things like intensity, form, frequency, repair rate, diet, exercise, etc. ned to be analyzed into this equation. In my own experience I made very quick newbie gains, 2" length, .5" girth in my first six months. After this my gains slowed, the remainder of my gains, 2" in length and 1.5" of girth, came in the 4 years that followed. Today I am gaining again but it is at a completely different rate than before as I am using different exercises and equipment. If I had access to the Bathmate, LengthMaster, Power Assist, SizeGenetics, etc. I may have made different gains in a different time frame. All and all it has been a forever unfolding experience. I try to stay open to new exercise, routines and equipment to expedite my gains.
 
So all in all i need to also invest in some sort of length gismo, as my daily routine consists of 20-30 min Bathmate - 200 jelq - ADC - [more like HDC as its only say half the day] 10-15 min hold & stretch - 40 sit ups.
I don't think i could add another gismo to my routine as it's a time and a place issue.
Looks like your newbie gains are twice that of mine? I wonder because i had already done this years ago and lost the gains if that has affected my results now, as i recall really fast gains when i first did it years ago, now, very slow.
Could be because I'm older??
Only 3 weeks into it it so it may be a case of the old boy getting used to the exercises again??
Keep you informed in the mean time, if anything in my routine screams out wrong wrong wrong then please let me know.
Cheers, much appreciate your comments DLD.
 
Shlongy;384949 said:
So all in all i need to also invest in some sort of length gismo, as my daily routine consists of 20-30 min Bathmate - 200 jelq - ADC - [more like HDC as its only say half the day] 10-15 min hold & stretch - 40 sit ups.
I don't think i could add another gismo to my routine as it's a time and a place issue.
Looks like your newbie gains are twice that of mine? I wonder because i had already done this years ago and lost the gains if that has affected my results now, as i recall really fast gains when i first did it years ago, now, very slow.
Could be because I'm older??
Only 3 weeks into it it so it may be a case of the old boy getting used to the exercises again??
Keep you informed in the mean time, if anything in my routine screams out wrong wrong wrong then please let me know.
Cheers, much appreciate your comments DLD.


Try not to put any numbers to your gains for now, don't worry too much about time, try to stay in the moment and get everything out of everything you do. Age is just a number and this rings true in Penis Enlargement more than anything. I have clients that are in their late 70's that are active and making gains.
 
Hey Schlongy,are you supersetting your jelqs with your Bathmate?And if you are,do you use a water based lube since oil based lubes are not advised to be used with the Bathmate pump...and because you would be going back and forth in sets,then the lube would be carried over?Any help would be awesome.If you could describe in greater detail your actual routine,I would appreciate it.Thank you.
 
Astroglide is a water based lube.
 
Let me just say before my routine..I just had a full day off [aside from banging], and i cannot stress enough the need for repair time. Been going for 3 weeks straight and after the rest he took 170 on the pump at full pump like he was saying, "bring it" Really impressed! Must rest every 2 weeks.
Hate to ask a dumb ass question but what is "supersetting"? then i can answer, I'm relativity new at this sorry.
I use.a miracle lube called coconut oil, THE best for every thing you can possibly think off! Try it, i have tried virtually every lube on the market, this you want to keep on your hands, tool, pussy, titties, face, whatever!
 
what's wrong with oil based lubes ? i use baby olive for jelqs in supersets with Bathmate.
is that bad or sth ?
 
grgr;385273 said:
what's wrong with oil based lubes ? i use baby olive for jelqs in supersets with Bathmate.
is that bad or sth ?

I think it may be the oil issue, it becomes difficult to clean and it may clog the valve but if you have the Bathmate cleaning kit it is easy to keep clean.
 
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