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Thanks to DLD for the original:
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?38-Lazy-Ass-Stretches
This is a very simple, yet very effective (more effective than the original) version of the LAS. This ‘could be’ the best stretch I’ve experienced so far only comparable to BTC hanging.
(Some thoughts from my hanging experience)
Being a very experienced weight hanger with previous gains of nearly 2” from hanging weights, I feel I can vouch for a great stretch when I encounter one. That length gain took many months of hanging weights for an average of 3 hours+ DAILY. I feel there are more efficient ways to get length gains, personally. Granted, I’ve only recently (the last year) made this shift in my thinking. The fact is though, most men just DO NOT have the time, nor ability to hang for the longer periods of time. Let’s also not forget that most men who are so called “advanced” hangers in reality only use around (average weight level) 10-15lbs of weight. This in reality, is NOT much resistance even when used for several minutes at a time. Sure, these weight levels usually ‘feel’ heavy due to the fact that most weight hanging devices re-direct the resistance from the weight to a VERY small area on the penis. Force is multiplied, increasing the perceived resistance. Simple high school level physics when you think about it. Reality is reality though. I’ve come to believe that when coupled with the fact that most men who hang weights do not use much weight, and also do not hang for much time due to real life getting in the way, most men are indeed better off not hanging weights for length. Sure, you have your exceptions. SOME men can find the time to hang for a few hours total daily, but most cannot. Also, only a small minority of men ever exceed the 15lb mark on weight level.
So, the Anchored Lazy Ass Stretch enters the room. (Drum roll please)
Pictures or a short video may be coming if I’m able, but I won’t make any promises just yet. This technique is very simple in execution. First, you need a penis with a flaccid (non bone pressed) stretched length of at least 4”. You will also need a piece of PVC pipe that is 1” in diameter and about 2 feet in length. If you use metric, well do your conversions. PVC pipe is cheap enough that you can experiment with the diameter. The piece I actually use is 1.5” in diameter. I listed 1” as a starting point, because I understand I have more flaccid length than many men who will give this a shot. The reasons I say go with PVC pipe is because for this application, it is perfect. It is “grippy” on skin. It is also temperature neutral unlike metal pipe. It’s easy to clean, smooth with sand paper…or roughen up a little if you find you need more grip on the outer surface. Oh, it’s also cheap as said above. The pipe should also have an inner wall thickness of about 3/16”. Check a ruler for that measurement if you’re not familiar and eyeball the pipe when shopping for yours. You don’t want the thin walled stuff as it will likely crack or break under bodyweight.
So, you have your pipe. You’ve sanded away rough edges, washed it with some mild soap and thoroughly dried it. Now you’re ready to get started. As in the original LAS exercise, start totally flaccid. Start from a standing position with your piece of pipe laying on a flat seated chair (or sturdy, chair height table). Make sure your pipe will not roll out from under you. ALSO, make sure your seat is not on wheels! Pull your flaccid penis by your glans to behind your right or left thigh as far back as possible. Rotate your scrotum/testicles to the front so they will not get sat on! You will pull your penis in such a way so that when you sit down it will be anchored to your thigh, similar to in the original LAS. Hold your penis to this position behind the thigh while sitting down over your pipe. When you sit down on the pipe, the pipe will be pressed between your chair/seat and your penis, all against your thigh. Your body weight will be what anchors your penis to the pipe. It may take a few tries, but once you have it, you’ll know. Once seated onto the pipe, you can then begin experimenting with seated positions. You can lean forward or back, lay back some if your seat permits, roll your pipe under you, and so on. These all change the pull on your penis and will increase or decrease the resistance and stretch felt. OH, you can hold the stretch for up to 15 minutes at a time, similar to hanging, but with MUCH more pull than you could ever get from hanging! Genius eh?
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?38-Lazy-Ass-Stretches
Anchored Lazy Ass Stretch
This is a very simple, yet very effective (more effective than the original) version of the LAS. This ‘could be’ the best stretch I’ve experienced so far only comparable to BTC hanging.
(Some thoughts from my hanging experience)
Being a very experienced weight hanger with previous gains of nearly 2” from hanging weights, I feel I can vouch for a great stretch when I encounter one. That length gain took many months of hanging weights for an average of 3 hours+ DAILY. I feel there are more efficient ways to get length gains, personally. Granted, I’ve only recently (the last year) made this shift in my thinking. The fact is though, most men just DO NOT have the time, nor ability to hang for the longer periods of time. Let’s also not forget that most men who are so called “advanced” hangers in reality only use around (average weight level) 10-15lbs of weight. This in reality, is NOT much resistance even when used for several minutes at a time. Sure, these weight levels usually ‘feel’ heavy due to the fact that most weight hanging devices re-direct the resistance from the weight to a VERY small area on the penis. Force is multiplied, increasing the perceived resistance. Simple high school level physics when you think about it. Reality is reality though. I’ve come to believe that when coupled with the fact that most men who hang weights do not use much weight, and also do not hang for much time due to real life getting in the way, most men are indeed better off not hanging weights for length. Sure, you have your exceptions. SOME men can find the time to hang for a few hours total daily, but most cannot. Also, only a small minority of men ever exceed the 15lb mark on weight level.
So, the Anchored Lazy Ass Stretch enters the room. (Drum roll please)
Pictures or a short video may be coming if I’m able, but I won’t make any promises just yet. This technique is very simple in execution. First, you need a penis with a flaccid (non bone pressed) stretched length of at least 4”. You will also need a piece of PVC pipe that is 1” in diameter and about 2 feet in length. If you use metric, well do your conversions. PVC pipe is cheap enough that you can experiment with the diameter. The piece I actually use is 1.5” in diameter. I listed 1” as a starting point, because I understand I have more flaccid length than many men who will give this a shot. The reasons I say go with PVC pipe is because for this application, it is perfect. It is “grippy” on skin. It is also temperature neutral unlike metal pipe. It’s easy to clean, smooth with sand paper…or roughen up a little if you find you need more grip on the outer surface. Oh, it’s also cheap as said above. The pipe should also have an inner wall thickness of about 3/16”. Check a ruler for that measurement if you’re not familiar and eyeball the pipe when shopping for yours. You don’t want the thin walled stuff as it will likely crack or break under bodyweight.
So, you have your pipe. You’ve sanded away rough edges, washed it with some mild soap and thoroughly dried it. Now you’re ready to get started. As in the original LAS exercise, start totally flaccid. Start from a standing position with your piece of pipe laying on a flat seated chair (or sturdy, chair height table). Make sure your pipe will not roll out from under you. ALSO, make sure your seat is not on wheels! Pull your flaccid penis by your glans to behind your right or left thigh as far back as possible. Rotate your scrotum/testicles to the front so they will not get sat on! You will pull your penis in such a way so that when you sit down it will be anchored to your thigh, similar to in the original LAS. Hold your penis to this position behind the thigh while sitting down over your pipe. When you sit down on the pipe, the pipe will be pressed between your chair/seat and your penis, all against your thigh. Your body weight will be what anchors your penis to the pipe. It may take a few tries, but once you have it, you’ll know. Once seated onto the pipe, you can then begin experimenting with seated positions. You can lean forward or back, lay back some if your seat permits, roll your pipe under you, and so on. These all change the pull on your penis and will increase or decrease the resistance and stretch felt. OH, you can hold the stretch for up to 15 minutes at a time, similar to hanging, but with MUCH more pull than you could ever get from hanging! Genius eh?
