You know you are addicted to P.E. when...

You know you are addicted to Penis Enlargement when you have a Penis Enlargement product wishlist. You know you are addicted to Penis Enlargement when taking time off from Penis Enlargement (even when injured) is like taking medicine.
 
You know you are addicted to Penis Enlargement when you start doing the 5x5x3 routine with sex and pumping. (5 min sex "wait till I finish my pumping and I'll start my edging session again dear" 5 min pumping)
 
You know you are addicted to Penis Enlargement when your girl tells you she CAN'T take it anymore and you pump for girth like crazy!
 
......when your body wakes you up at 5am with a raging hard-on so you can jelq, even though it's not a work day and you could have easily jelqed at 10 am. (Literally happens to me all the time, I'd rather sleep in honestly)
 
grapeape;575455 said:
......when your body wakes you up at 5am with a raging hard-on so you can jelq, even though it's not a work day and you could have easily jelqed at 10 am. (Literally happens to me all the time, I'd rather sleep in honestly)
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rofl!
 
You know you are addicted to Penis Enlargement when your apartment complex catches fire and your concern is your Penis Enlargement equipment.:)
 
When you leave class to go and do a little stretch session...

When you stretch in public transit...

When you go to write a 4 hour exam with your [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]Phallosan[/words] put on and you can't focus on the exam cause all you're thinking about is the tension level, you just wanna keep taking a peek lol..
 
When you're upset that you can't use your base girth because girls can't take it that deep...yet you're still trying to increase your length :)
 
When after college you go to the mall just to go to the toilets to hit some BTC stretches (and do some edging), cause you got no privacy at home! rofl

That was pretty fun! rofl
 
You know you're addicted when you find yourself burglarizing homes; just so you can afford to buy a new PE product. Or when you have your mother smuggle in your PE [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] while you're doing a 5 year prison sentence for the home robberies mentioned above. Lol
 
Disco Dave;579744 said:
You know you're addicted when you find yourself burglarizing homes; just so you can afford to buy a new PE product. Or when you have your mother smuggle in your PE [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] while you're doing a 5 year prison sentence for the home robberies mentioned above. Lol
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....(speechless)....
 
You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself calling DLD at 4 oclock in the morning; to ask him if you should buy the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words] or the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words].
 
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You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself swimming at a Nude Beach while wearing the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words].
 
You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself kidnapping Barack Obama in order to convince him to start advocating for federal funded PE research. LMAO.
 
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Disco Dave;580003 said:
You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself kidnapping Barack Obama in order to convince him to start advocating for federal funded PE research. LMAO.
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....... That's not addiction .... that's called psychosis
 
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When you take your [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] and pump on vacation with you.
 
You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself trying to instruct your girlfriend on the proper way to administer jelqs; when you can clearly see that she just wants to give you a simple hand job.
 
Disco Dave;580260 said:
You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself trying to instruct your girlfriend on the proper way to administer jelqs; when you can clearly see that she just wants to give you a simple hand job.
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Did you really do this or you're just giving an example?
 
Zam: I never tried that because blow jobs are way better than hand jobs. Lol. But what if a gym started assigning hot personal trainer chicks to administer private jelq sessions on preffered members. Iam talking behind the cheeks, and everything else. Then once done they give you a blow job in order to get the blood to fill up your penis. LMAO. This may be something that we should invest in. We can call it The Jelq Gym. But the best part is; we can also send the trainers to members houses. But Zam I just need 1.25 million to make this a franchise. Do you think others will chip in if we offer them VIP membership. Lol.
 
Disco Dave;580272 said:
Zam: I never tried that because blow jobs are way better than hand jobs. Lol. But what if a gym started assigning hot personal trainer chicks to administer private jelq sessions on preffered members. Iam talking behind the cheeks, and everything else. Then once done they give you a blow job in order to get the blood to fill up your penis. LMAO. This may be something that we should invest in. We can call it The Jelq Gym. But the best part is; we can also send the trainers to members houses. But Zam I just need 1.25 million to make this a franchise. Do you think others will chip in if we offer them VIP membership. Lol.
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(you're on the joke side again...) rofl

Well, you might have made a joke (I know it), but I am serious here! Opening a PEGYM (not the form)- a place where men go to do PE (yes, a specialized building) and we have women to do the girth work for them would be a good idea!. I mean length- yes, it requires no EQ, but we'll have special meditation relaxation rooms for hanging/stretching. And girth- we'll have naked chicks do the girth work to keep max EQ!

Having SO many people wanting to enlarge their penises- it could be a GREAT franchise, but they are too many non-believers.....

I am serious! That kind of thing would be AMAZING! All we would actually need is a big building, lots of PE equipment (that people will have access to once they pay for an hour of PE (we have to charge, cause girls cost A LOT- especially good looking ones)) and some HOT girls.....

This is no joke, but one day I might try to do something like this! I will invite DLD as a special guest!!!!! :)
 
Well it seems like everybody is from different parts of the world on this site; so everybody can start up one on their part of the earth. But it should consist of certain franchise standards similar to Mcdonalds. Maybe at the door we have a big framed pic of DLD and other originators, Plus TV screens showing jelqs and mandingo stretches, with private cubicles, and for sale PE equipment displayed in Glass casings,etc. Who knows.
 
Btw: The franchise will probably consist of more hung clients due to their egos. But Phuck it money is money. But as long as the women are professional (similar to the attitude of a female urologist), then less hung clients should be okay as well. Now a franchise fee is administered to help with nationwide advertisement which will help break the negative/sarcastic stigma related with PE. Now once that barrier is broke, then money will surely follow. Btw: the business plans is the easy part but getting that initial investment is the problem. Idk. But it should give the feeling of a doctors office with the mix anticipation feeling of a hoar house ( but with out the phucking). This venture will take balls and money to make happen. Lol.
 
Tef1: I agree. But now security is needed for people like you. Lol
 
I realized I was addicted to pe when I finished writing the book on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words], I was amazed at how much I really know about the male figure!
 
You know you are addicted to P.E. when... you put tracking devices on each of your individual P.E. equipment in case they get lost or stolen.
 
Morphosis;581244 said:
You know you are addicted to P.E. when... you put tracking devices on each of your individual P.E. equipment in case they get lost or stolen.
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gps
 
You know you're addicted to PE when you find yourself giving a lecture to your (15 year old) son's gym class on the proper way to do jelqs. Lol.
 
Disco Dave;581646 said:
You know you're addicted to PE when you find yourself giving a lecture to your (15 year old) son's gym class on the proper way to do jelqs. Lol.
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... and it's co-ed
 
You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself jumping for joy and opening up your brand new [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Penis Pump[/words] in front of the UPS lady who just delivered it to you. ( Some things just cant wait ). lol
 
troyboy123;581786 said:
you know your addicted to pe when you wake up from your sleep inside the bath with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] on :P
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That is classic!
 
you know you're addicted to PE... when you mistakenly call your lover by the name of your PE equipment.
 
Morphosis;581873 said:
you know you're addicted to PE... when you mistakenly call your lover by the name of your PE equipment.
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lol
 
Very simple, yet fundamental identification property: you get excited as fuck if you measure only 0.05" more than last time.
 
Satyr;582252 said:
Very simple, yet fundamental identification property: you get excited as fuck if you measure only 0.05" more than last time.
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it all adds up!
 
Morphosis;582340 said:
A journey of a 1000 millimetres begins with a single jelq.
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So true, that first jelq is the beginnings of a exciting end!
 
You know you're addicted to PE when you are going to change workplace, gonna have 3 other roommates in the same place and STILL consider taking your PE equipment rofl!!!
 
You know you are addicted to PE when you subscribe to all threads that spark your interest.

BJ
 
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