REDZULU2003

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I'm working on a routine for Lazy Bastards like myself when it comes to Penis Enlargement.
They shall be released soon, and will have simple yet VERY effective methods to get that cock bigger that the lazy unmotivated pig rofl can even do, like myself :cool:
I'm a Lazy ''Penis Enlargement'' Bastard, and I shall be letting all my fellow lazy swines know what they can do and enjoy to gain, instead of killing themselves, well we think that rofl
The stuff I shall release are, routines with explanations of how the exercise is done and why I chose it etc.

Watch this space, the lazy routine is coming and its fuckin intense.
 
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The lazy routine is intense? Let's have it!

This might also be good for guys that don't have a lot of time to Penis Enlargement very often but they need a hardcore workout when they actually have the time (like myself).

Looking forward to it man.
 
9cyclops9 said:
This might also be good for guys that don't have a lot of time to Penis Enlargement very often but they need a hardcore workout when they actually have the time (like myself).
That's all me! Bring it on...
 
Sounds interesting. It's not so much that I'm lazy, I just dont have the time to hang like I feel that I need to in order to make it worth my time.
 
I shall get it written-up over the next few days.
This is aimed at lazy bastards and also the ones who have not much time, I'm both but mainly lazy lol
Anyways, the plan's exercises all target the penis in many ways from the head, inner tunicae, external tunicae, ligs etc and you'll feel the workout in little as 30 minutes of your time.

I shall than be working on another routine for the Ultimate lazy bastard who cant be bnothered to even move his ass into gear, that will be after this one and involves little effort.
 
Okay this is the Lazy bastards routine to getting a large penis.
It still involves work, but not as much effort seems to be put in than in other workouts.
At the end of the day, its all mental and the mind has tricked you into thinking you have done it easyer than normal when infact you will have had a intense session and will come back again to do more.
This routine is also enjoyable, which is in many cases why Penis Enlargement is skipped cos of the painful stretching or boredom, and with doing a routine with little variety and the same thing for long periods of time.

Okay here goes, the lazy bastards can come fourth.
Firsty we're going to work the Internal Tunicae which is inside the body around the are near the anus.
Theres a whole lot of penis in there waiting to be dragged out.
To do this, get into the Sit-up stretch which is ''How to do'' here http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=262
You will feel a very intense sensation around the anus and in the lower underbelly of the penis, this is the Inner Tunicae being stretched and Fulcrum hanging does the same thing.
This exercise also getss your body into some shape and gets you ACTIVE and ALERT ready for the next load.

Do this for 5 minutes none stop.

After this get right into the Squat Stretch, which is for the Ligaments.
''How to do'' here http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=263 this is the most intense Ligament stretch I have fealt apart from BTC hanging.
I got my first lig pop in this thing, and also gains in length. You'll get alot of skin pulled but with time it will makeway for more of the ligaments to be open up and abused.

Do this for 5 minutes none stop.

Thirdly were going onto Stills Tunicae Stretch which is ''How to Do'' here http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2082 but use this picture here as the basis to do it off http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=643&stc=1 These again work the internal tunicae but more on the top belly of the penis, but also the External Tunica and at times even the ligs, but mainly Internal Tunicae. Its intense and really fires you fuckin up. Its simple and very effective.

Do this for 5 minutes none stop.

Now get right into another Ligament stretch, again a one of stills.
Its the manuel BTC stretch and is fuckin awesome. You dont need to hang now as this is the deal if you can cope with it.
''How to do'' http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1816

Do this for 5 minutes none stop.

Now move right into the first External Tunicae exercise which uses torsion to make it happen, my very own TOW - Tug Of War stretch.
''how to do'' here http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1833 it is very powerful and works in the sameway those [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] devices do but manuel.

Do this for 5 minutes none stop.

After this move into the DLDs Footlong stretch ''How to do'' http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1206
This will work ligs and also both internal and external tunicae but maninly Ligs IMHO.
Its very powerful indeed so go careful with the feet.

Do this for 5 minutes none stop.

Than get right off on the Rotary ''A'' stretch blasters ''How to do'' http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4866 these really hit the entire penis and are really good and easy to do.

Do this for 5 minutes none stop.

Now its time to get erect, while erect your gunna do some Tunicae erect stretches which have been dubbed CTS and TCS by me but DLD has them here ''how to do'' http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=562 these are VERY powerful indeed when done clamped which in that case they become CTS/TCS stretches,we come to clamping later. This works the external tunicae.

Now while erect still, do some Compression squeezes ''How to do'' http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45 you dont need to be in the toilet, have the penis against a flat surface anywhere and do the samething , this works well for width.

Do this as instructed in thread

Near the end now, do some Penis Isometrics ''how to do'' http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1810 not so much an exercise but a much unused gem of Penis Enlargement that will help you out.

Finally get into some Scrotum stretching [balls stretching] ''how to do'' http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6917 this is simple and effective.

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Now all this should take you around 30-40 mins to do.

Afterwards I want you to get erect and do 10 mins of standard clamping ''how to do'' http://www.triflux.com/mos/the_guide_version4_rev1.pdf this is no work involved except puttin the torniquet on and keeping erect and kegelling blood in now and again.
If you feel like you wonna do bits 'n bobs of other exercises while you clamp than go ahead and do so, the Guide gives you ideas and what stuff can be done but beware to stick to 10 mins, I'll let you have 15 mins if you need :cool:

Afterwards you can do the Hot/cold treatment cos youll need to pamper that lazy cock.Get two jugs of water, one boiling hot the other freezin cold with ICE CUBES in
Dip the penis into the cold one FIRST and leave for 5 seconds than place into the hot jug for the same time.
Keep alternating back and to for 5 mins.
This will keep any injuries to a minimum and also get the circulation going heywire which will yield better penile health and growth/healing.

So all in all you can have all this done in 45-50 minutes and feel an alround workout to your penis.
You've done 10 different exercises in such a small amount of time, at HIGH SPenis EnlargementED and with HIGH INTENSITY.
make sure you do these hard and out lots of strength and effort into the small time you have, obviously you know whats too rough for you, but be on the borderline of very hard stretching in the whole of this, I want your cock to feel SORE as fuck after this, and when you pull the fucker back from behind your ass at the end of the session youll feel it, BIG TIME.

Do this routine 5 days on and 2 off.

Key points to remember are:

#1 Variety is best, so keep to ALL these exercises I have spoken and not your picks.
#2 Keep it intense as you can and dare because in such small time frames with each exercise your gunna be cramming like 20 mins of a standard workout into EACH exercise, work it hard, harder than ever.
#3 This program is exerciseing the Internal, External Tunicae and also ligaments plus the penis head and your testicles. A complete all round simple INTENSE package.
#4 I'm doing this same routine now.


Tell me guys how it goes.
Stick to this and do as I say and you'll get a larger cock.

The next routine I shall release is for the lazy lazy bastards and involves hardly any effort at all, mainly lazy ass stretches and lay down stretches etc etc but they werent needed in this routine because it would hamper the time I set out for it and also it would be too intense because your gunna be doing some mad shit in the 1/2 hour.

Goodluck and tell me how it goes.
 
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cumkiller said:
wow! that sounds like its gonna take hours.. ?? so we have to do ALL of those excercises uv mentioned?

It takes 30-45 mins to complete.
This is meant for lazy people or those who dont bother much with the normal routines through lack of motivation or whatever other reasons they maybe.
You are a prime candidate from the sounds of you.

sounds like its gonna take hours.. ??

...and you had all as ALL, you dont wonna do alot really and this is why probably you are where you are in Penis Enlargement.

Mate, this plan is simple and doesnt take hours at all.
It may seem that way because your mind is telling you this, its a negative vicous circle people who are lazy have.
Each exercise takes FIVE MINUTES thats IT.
You can skip the penis isometrics and cold/hot treatment if you want, but please do the rest.
After FIVE MINUTES you will be doing a different exercise, and after 30 mins' you'll be done anyways.
You could even skip the clampwork if you must, but make sure the core routine is done.
 
well sorry to have said that... but my main concern is, im confused with how to do some of them.. so each one is like 5 minutes or what? how about warm ups? whats the best? the towel method or dip?
 
The only thing I am wondering about is grip....five minutes non-stop....sounds pretty tough, and I'm not a lazt pe'r at all, it just sounds rough.
 
Even your lazy shit is hardcore Red. I am going to add this routine once per day and see where it leads me. Thanks Red. Your one creative guy.
 
yeah grip is like crazy... before when i started doing this Penis Enlargement thing, i had firm grip and my head resists my thumb from slipping. now, i cant really have a firm grip (by doin the OK sign) and its hard to hold it there, it wants to let go.. so i have to stop everytime and wait for my penis to get flaccid again then proceed.. aaaaah!!! any 19 yr old guys in here who gets erect all the time they do Penis Enlargement??? or am i the only one? hope not!!
 
I used to have that problem all the time. Eventually your penis will get used to the idea that this isn't play time, and you shouldn't have much problem with it anymore. Although it will still happen occasionally. :D
 
Dashdeming said:
Even your lazy shit is hardcore Red. I am going to add this routine once per day and see where it leads me. Thanks Red. Your one creative guy.

Dash nailed it :) Very interesting post Red, a lot of new stuff for a guy like me who has only done DLDs [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]. Time to do my homework i guess and investigate all these exercises, I'm definitely intrigued though :)
 
Yeah, this has kinda strayed off from lazy bastards idea of a workout lol but I said Intense it must be like that because you do nuthing else with Penis Enlargement so every minute counts to get the growth in for the future.

CumKiller, their is no warm-up or warm-down .... you can do the Ice/Hot treatment I lined out at the end, but it isnt needed and was an extra to relax the penis from the fuckin hammering it just took.
Also you dunno what to do??? lol I have linked each exercise so read-up son and get ya lazy ass into gear.

I shall make amends for the lazy cunts here, or the Im buisy man lol instead of doing 5 mins each exercise do 2 thats TWO minutes each exercise, get a watch and time the bastard.
If you have NO TIME or are SO FUCKIN LAZY than do JUST 2 MINUTES EACH EXERCISE and thats done than in 30 minutes tops and you can get on with sitting on ya smelly ass lol but I much prefer you all to try the full routine as its more productive.

Also dont take my language to heart, I'm just messin about and aint trying to offend anyone, lets pretend Im the Penis Enlargement instructer and your the lazy fat guy, now get to work.
Nah serious, try this and TELL ME what its like, cos I wonna know how you like it.
Your lazy and short of time than this is for you, why? because its Hardcore intense on your penis in such short times, bordering on explosive speed sets, well you could say its a hardcore speed set for Penis Enlargement lazy bastards, but it works well as your doing it INTENSE and with variety on a reguler basis.

This will also help some of you in time, move-on into other routines where they are more varied for your needs, when you have built the motivation from this to do that, it can help you out in them needs too.
 
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I also forgot to mention, you can skip the clamping part also.
However as all you need to do is get erect and clamp for 10 mins it hardly worth skipping, but a lazy ass will be a lazy ass.
 
well iam pretty lazy, I dont have a lot of time to do Penis Enlargement so I just hang, pump, and jelq sometimes do blasters in between hanging and the jelq. I really hate using my hands for some reason I guess i would rather have a weight straped on to it, if that makes sense. If I have 30 mins to an hour i will hang for 20 jelq for 20 and then pump for 5 jelq for 5 more and then more pumping and jelqing. If I have more time I will clamp and do other things but thats if I have more time.
 
I have never done pe before... what do u recommend i start doing, red? i'm serious and am willing to put hard work in for gains. right now i am 5.5 inches long and 5 inch girth. i would like to be 8 or more inches with really nice girth
 
Im currently trying it, used it for about a week and a half. I have to say I like it alot. Seems to hit every aspect of your cock. I do notice that my girth has been more difficult to maintain so far with this program so I suggest adding more girth work to it. After I get done with the length work my cock feels like a limp noodle. I have to wait about a half hour to get an erection to do the girth.
 
The girth work I have in this routine is enough.
You do constricters, which are IMHO one if not the best girthwork out their.
Do 15 mins instead of 10 mins, or are you doing them at all???

ALso glad you like it, this should help alot with growth.

Finally another possibility for those with erectile problems after the lengthwork, is to do the Girth work first than do the length work.
 
I do not have the time/patience for much stretching. I stretch as I can which includes homemade hanger with 7 lps. I am 41. 11/03 5.75 BPenis EnlargementL x 4.5G. 8/04 6.75 x 5.25. I love the following with adult entertainment and please give comments.

5 min. warm up
10 min jelq
5 min erect clamped/100 kegals
15 min uli's with bends clamped
15 min Horse 440's clamped and unclamped
5 min warm down
 
Heya RED buddy, I just started clamping and I love it! I'm just getting back into Penis Enlargement and I was thinking of doing your lazy bastard routine or do you think that it's too advanced? Should I maybe start with 2 min sets and work my way up to 5? What about days on and off? In your constrictor guide you say to clamp 1 on 1 off but I feel like doing it everyday lol!
 
jonal said:
I do not have the time/patience for much stretching. I stretch as I can which includes homemade hanger with 7 lps. I am 41. 11/03 5.75 BPenis EnlargementL x 4.5G. 8/04 6.75 x 5.25. I love the following with adult entertainment and please give comments.

5 min. warm up
10 min jelq
5 min erect clamped/100 kegals
15 min uli's with bends clamped
15 min Horse 440's clamped and unclamped
5 min warm down

Looks good, also make a thread in the routines section, cheers.

Heya RED buddy, I just started clamping and I love it! I'm just getting back into Penis Enlargement and I was thinking of doing your lazy bastard routine or do you think that it's too advanced? Should I maybe start with 2 min sets and work my way up to 5? What about days on and off? In your constrictor guide you say to clamp 1 on 1 off but I feel like doing it everyday

Go for the full plan and kick the dick right into gear, nice to see you back.

that's a pretty insane workout, Red. Thanks. I just tried it and got a great stretch

Pleased you like it, an insane plan from an equally insane guy lol
 
hey red, you gonna put that ultimate lazy bastards routine up in here? i loved this one so i was curious about what you'd cook up for the super lazy bastards
 
RED, I love ya man...but I have to laugh at the one exercide. The one that has us doing sit-ups for FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT LOL God damn dude those are some pretty serious abs I'd need to be rockin.

Beyond that the routine looks sweet although way too advanced for me. Maybe in a few months.. :)
 
man, i'm too lazy to even read the whole routine, never mind do it

i need something lazier, 1 for length, 1 for width, thats it, 5-10 min at most, and nothing that involves getting out of my chair
 
I would do all sorts of stuff... that is if I still wasn't living with my parents lmao.
 
Looks like a great routine, my Penis Enlargement has suffered lately because I don't really get any privacy. I might try this because you say it doesn't require a warm up/ warm down. I'll still do that hot/cold thing though.
 
I already have a new routine in writting and its MUCH shorter but VERY intense .. not really for lazy people as such because its based on my own principles with regards to pe i.e very intense short infrequent workouts with progressive overload on each session, so its an extreme Penis Enlargement-HIT routine really but as its short, those who are lazy, short for time can do it quickly. Should be here by the end of the week no problems.
 
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