Rodney Carrington is the shit! I have two of his cds.

"'I got a twelve inch dick,
and a dozen roses,
and a pickup truck...
hubba-hubba-hubba-hey!'

That's all I wrote of that song. That's all I thought it needed."

That one always makes me laugh.
 
i am not racist kong you fucking asshole, if i say asians have smaller dicks and blacks have bigger ones that is NOT a fucking racist comment, its like saying asians have straighter hair. saying someone has a smaller dick is not saying they are a worse person, but you obviously think so.

yeah red i meant dld's pics are photoshopped, yours and kongs arn't as far as i know. and red stop going on about people not believing your cock, i havn't heard anyone shouting disbelief at your cock for fucking ages, yet your still going on about it. people believe your cock size, is it that hard for you to believe that.

kong stop calling me jealous and cynical, you know nothing about me. and im not fucking close minded, your the one who won't open his friggen eyes.

and your a fucking asshole for what you say about me and my ex girlfriend, you know nothing and assume everything wrong, fuck you.

have you seen all the videos from dld's site kong? coz if you had you would've seen dld with no more than 5" flaccid and 7-8 stretched.

you should fucking get over yourself kong.
 
Donka, Mooman, whatever, you have nothing but negativity and jealousy issues. You are out of here, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
 
I don't get it red i wasn't comnig at you. I'm simply saying that if a person wants an honest opinion of what the board thinks to post a poll. Since dld and your dicks were mentioned and seem to be some of the most argued about dicks on the forum i used those as examples. But my point is that i don't think anyone should care what others think of their dick or people shouldn't care if other people claim they are bigger than you think they are.

Maybe its the way you type/talk i don't understan what your trying to say...
"do I now care ??? DO I FUCK."
"I dont give one ... this applies to everyone, I aint getting to you MICK."
 
He's just saying he doesn't care what others think now. Everone in general and not you specifically. I love Red. Even his posts have a British accent!
 
And that concludes this episode of...

The Young and the Lengthening

Join us next Sunday, when Donka re-registers under another name and tries to expose the seedy underbelly of the corrupt FREE Penis Enlargement FORUMS world! Redzulu invents a new clamping exercise, but must delay its unveiling to defend the board from trolls. DLD must use an iron fist to control his multi-billion dollar penis enlargement empire and Kong stirs the shit and has yet another crisis of faith!

Don't miss it!
 
kong1971 said:
And that concludes this episode of...

The Young and the Lengthening

Join us next Sunday, when Donka re-registers under another name and tries to expose the seedy underbelly of the corrupt FREE Penis Enlargement FORUMS world! Redzulu invents a new clamping exercise, but must delay its unveiling to defend the board from trolls. DLD must use an iron fist to control his multi-billion dollar penis enlargement empire and Kong stirs the shit and has yet another crisis of faith!

Don't miss it!

LMAO:D

Donka was the first person I have banned. I did not want to have to do it, I was hoping he would become a nicer person but it just was not happening.
 
DLD - I'm a little suprised by the ban - not that that guy was a particularly constructive presence on the board - but I have always admired your policy on freedom of expression so long as they're not stirring up serious problems for the forum. I know you've endured endless questioning on your legitimacy and that must be tiresome, but I also know you must have grown a thick skin over the years and are quite secure with yourself. I'm not really criticizing - this is your forum, your work, your time - I was just suprised you didn't fire a warning shot or something to let him know that the profanity and aggression were not welcome.

Kong - You seem to be a very nice and genuine person. I also think you're probably quite passionate and enthusiastic. This is great, truly, but don't let it get the best of you in the negative sense. Though you kept your posts notably more adult than Donka, you took his bait, and in return baited him with insulting remarks. I've seen you take the high road on many other threads, but in this case I think you were feeling a bit sensitive about the topic and indulged your outrage. Calling somebody you don't know a racist or suggesting his girlfriend had good reason to hurt his feelings was likely very insulting and upsetting, just as you were offended by his comments.

You're a great poster here; don't let things like this drag your standards down. He thinks DLD is a fake? DLD deals with that all the time, he eats those guys for lunch, he really doesn't need anybody to stick up for him. He thinks there are racial differences in penis size? so do a whole ton of other members here if you read the numerous threads on the topic, so be careful what you say. When you call somebody like Donka a racist in anger, your comment stands across teh board to many others you feel no hostility towards. I believe that Red, who came to your defense, is of the opinion there are racial differences, just for example.

If I may offer more advice, next time you encounter somebody that you think has it in for you, just say "Take a hike guy, I don't agree and I ain't listening to you anymore." If you are secure in what you know, there's no point fighting about it with somebody like that, right? If you don't engage what you feel is an attack in the first place, they haven't got much power to bother you.
 
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doublelongdaddy said:
Donka, Mooman, whatever, you have nothing but negativity and jealousy issues. You are out of here, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

its about fuckin time.... we dont need that here
 
I honestly wanted to know what he thought. I had to bait him a little to get him to say it...and boy did he! You have to understand, this guy, under more than one user name, has been kind of singling me out for the last couple months. I feel bad that he got banned, but at the same time, he thought we were all either 1) frauds or 2) blind fools who believe in those frauds. I mean, why even be here? I don't believe in scientology, but I also don't go to their forums and try to undermine it. He wasn't interested in exchanging information, being part of a community and taking part in debates. He had an agenda. That agenda was to undermine the reputations of some of the more well-known members here and to make us all doubt ourselves and Penis Enlargement. There is enough negativity about Penis Enlargement circulated on the outside without having it in here, too. If you don't believe it will work, you are not going to expend enough energy to make it work! [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]'s Penis Enlargement is modification of the body through pure brute force and determination. It is not a magic pill.
 
Yes, he did and, yes, it does... but why run others here down? He said that DLD was a fake, but never once presented a photo with, say, photoshop artifacts highlighted or something like that. His whole tirade against me was based on the fact that I have a fat belly. If anyone wanted to engage him in a debate, his replies were "You guys are just deluding yourselves." If you're gonna talk it, then BRING it! No evidence, no case! If the glove don't fit, you must acquit! There, now I'm done. Let's talk about something else!
 
Swank said:
DLD - I'm a little suprised by the ban - not that that guy was a particularly constructive presence on the board - but I have always admired your policy on freedom of expression so long as they're not stirring up serious problems for the forum. I know you've endured endless questioning on your legitimacy and that must be tiresome, but I also know you must have grown a thick skin over the years and are quite secure with yourself. I'm not really criticizing - this is your forum, your work, your time - I was just suprised you didn't fire a warning shot or something to let him know that the profanity and aggression were not welcome.

It has nothing to do with his questioning my legitimacy, if that were the case I would have ban 100's of others:D It has to do with the fact that he was registered under the name Mooman and when he was using this name he made extremely poor, hurtful posts. He was banned under the name Mooman and resurfaced under the name Donka. I allowed him to remain a member under the assumption he would do more than troll and stir up trouble, this was not the case. His every post was negative, he was sending PM's in poor taste, etc. I painfully support freedom of speech but when the agenda of the speaker is only out to cause trouble they are violating this right.
 
I've been out of town over the weekend and just got read this. Interesting stuff. Kind of ironic... Donka and Kong... DonkaKong...Donkeykong. Sorry, couldn't help it. :)
 
Texan said:
I've been out of town over the weekend and just got read this. Interesting stuff. Kind of ironic... Donka and Kong... DonkaKong...Donkeykong. Sorry, couldn't help it. :)

LMAO:D
 
As for DLD banning this guy... A lot of people have questioned DLD/called him a fake and he has never banned anyone for that. I don't believe for a second that was the motivation this time either.

BTW, how does a ban work? Do you ban the username or can you ban the IP address?
 
kong1971 said:
He's just saying he doesn't care what others think now. Everone in general and not you specifically. I love Red. Even his posts have a British accent!

Yeah, when I type I try to make it like you guys can hear me talking.
I come from the NORTH OF ENGLAND which DO NOT speak the LANGUAGE you yanks know of us Brits, we are HARDER to UNDERSTAND and have an unusual accent, like myn .... you think that anyways.
When I type I try to bring MY REGION into the forums, if people cant understand than hard luck, I cant understand alot of you here :)

Ask ANY Brit about the Northern accents, they'll tell ya it aint like ya Cockney accent mate, your alright than mate .. ay ya, hows ya doing me ole mate.

Nah, up here its ... alright me ole mucker.

lol
 
You should hear my real world voice. Ah have a reel ba-yad suthern drawwwlllll! My wife is from Chicago. She hates it when I say "worsh" instead of "wash" for some reason!
 
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