Ever Get Caught Doing PE?

[DLD]

DLD, just reread your post about "A bad day in the life of an obessive Penis Enlargementer" and that has all of our stories beat, for sure! The moral of the story is you survived and, even if your family thought you were crazy, they still stuck by you. hahahaha!

It's true. They know I am insane and they only call me CRAZY

 

[higherone]

bump

 

[1badWS6]

Never been caught, but my girl knows I do it. Sometimes I do some stretching or cranks while we are in the shower together.

She always says I don't need it, that I'm perfect the way I am, etc... But she's never asked me stop, lol!

 

[DLD]

But she's never asked me stop, lol!

Cause she likes it

 

[higherone]

Cause she likes it

exactly.

 

[pnoewbe]

Did you ever fall asleep while Penis Enlargement?

 

[DLD]

Did you ever fall asleep while Penis Enlargement?

Never had that happen...what were you doing?

 

[pnoewbe]

I fall asleep a lot of times when I can't admit that I'm done.

 

[crazy-horse]

please dont upload pics of men shagging cats, i may be tempted to fuck the neighbours cat. ive already fucked his wife's pussy, and the cat thing just wouldnt be fair!

 

[manmeat99]

My wife knows that I practice Penis Enlargement. She thinks I'm perfect already but come on I'm just not happy being 7" long. Anyway, she sees a shrink sometimes for depression meds. Those meds have an impact on her sex drive. So she like never wants to bang or anything. Well she went to the shrink the other day and there's good news and bad news. Good news:? she's not taking the meds that make her ignore my cock anymore. Bad news: she friggin told the shrink that I Penis Enlargement! Nice huh? Wtf?

 

[higherone]

My wife knows that I practice Penis Enlargement. She thinks I'm perfect already but come on I'm just not happy being 7" long. Anyway, she sees a shrink sometimes for depression meds. Those meds have an impact on her sex drive. So she like never wants to bang or anything. Well she went to the shrink the other day and there's good news and bad news. Good news:? she's not taking the meds that make her ignore my cock anymore. Bad news: she friggin told the shrink that I Penis Enlargement! Nice huh? Wtf?

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Everything is confidential if you have a good therapist. But it does get to the point that a guy should be secure enough with Penis Enlargement if he tells someone that they might tell someone else. Personally, other than for how it might affect my career (in education) I don't care who knows I do it. To me it's like lifting weights, and that started out as a fringe thing too. Now it's commonplace and promoted.

 

[DLD]

My wife knows that I practice Penis Enlargement. She thinks I'm perfect already but come on I'm just not happy being 7" long. Anyway, she sees a shrink sometimes for depression meds. Those meds have an impact on her sex drive. So she like never wants to bang or anything. Well she went to the shrink the other day and there's good news and bad news. Good news:? she's not taking the meds that make her ignore my cock anymore. Bad news: she friggin told the shrink that I Penis Enlargement! Nice huh? Wtf?

Make sure she gives the url

 

[jobin]

I recently taught my gf how to jelq me in the shower but the problem is I get hard!

 

[DLD]

I recently taught my gf how to jelq me in the shower but the problem is I get hard!

Ahhh that must suck

 

[fernando]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[DLD]

There has to be more stories...come on, do tell.

 

[crazy-horse]

ive never been caught doinG Penis Enlargement cos im smart. But i did get caught having sex with my freinds mom, does that count?

 

[higherone]

ive never been caught doinG Penis Enlargement cos im smart. But i did get caught having sex with my freinds mom, does that count?

Who caught you? It counts in my book. LOL

 

[DLD]

ive never been caught doinG Penis Enlargement cos im smart. But i did get caught having sex with my freinds mom, does that count?

OMG! What happened? EXPLAIN IN DeTAIL

 

[huge-girth]

I always wonder who has gotten busted in the act. Have you ever been pumping, clamping, jelqing, hanging, etc. and gotten caught?

Somehow I got through my years never getting caught, don't know how.

In 2013, my sister saw the huge bulge of the size genetics extender beneath my trouser. I pretended like it's nothing.

 

[DLD]

In 2013, my sister saw the huge bulge of the size genetics extender beneath my trouser. I pretended like it's nothing.

 

[XLD]

Never been "caught" per say...but I have on occasion on purpose left a pump out in the open when I know someone is coming over.

Last time I left a pump out in the open was when I was helping my neighbor move a sofa. We were chatting in front of my house and I asked her if she wanted to come in from the cold. She sat down on the couch and I sat on the other side. The pump was sitting directly in front of us on the coffee table. We chatted for a while and soon enough she asks "what is that". I laughed and apologized while acting somewhat embarrased and told her it was a [words=[URL="https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis"]The Official Home of Hydromax – Best Hydro Penis Pumps[/URL] pump[/words] and that I should be more careful about leaving something like that in the open. Her interest was peaked and she say's that she has never seen a [words=[URL="https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis"]The Official Home of Hydromax – Best Hydro Penis Pumps[/URL] pump[/words] before and asks how it works.

Now you can see the method to the madness.

I laugh and ask her if she wants to see a demonstration. She say's "sure, I'm totally interested in seeing how this works".

I explain all about it while pulling my cock out of my pants and massaging myself till I'm really engorged then lube up with some leach oil and start pumping. The whole time I'm doing this her eye's are wide open and I don't think she blinked once. I pulled out of the pump a few times a dry jelqed and squeezed more blood into my cock.

The woman was amazed at the process of pumping and "masturbating". It was one of the best pump sessions I've ever had. I had precum running out and she asks if all that pumping made me want to ejaculate. I told her that it was all I could do to hold it back. She then asks if she could watch me ejaculate. I said sure but I'm going to need to take my shirt off cause this is going to be messy.

I jerked off for her and must have shot 3 or 4 good ropes over my head and all over my chest.

I guarantee she never forgets that visit.

Damn! Good story! I'm not gay but that got me hard too. I will have to re-enact that one with a hot neighbor!!! Thanks for sharing!