DLD

Double Long Daddy, The Guru
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I have been trying to get my head around the vacation I just took. It was the best 10 days I have ever experienced as a man. The story may sound like a fantasy but it is truly a reality. I learned more about myself in the past 10 days than I have learned over 10 years! I explored boundless pleasures and partook in activities I never dreamed imaginable. I truly felt what I have wanted for so long....Limitless Pleasure! I am not sure where to start, and I don't want to make a massive post to bore anyone, I will start at the beginning but the beginning started years ago.

I needed to do what I did for the past ten years to get to where I am today. I have no regrets! None. I have the most incredible friends any man could imagine. We genuinely love and care for one another in a way no other men could understand. We have literally carved a path into a brotherhood of one. All forgiving, all loving, all accepting but mostly all one! The things we have learned together is priceless.

In order to bring [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words] to the level it is and the rapid expansion it is seeing it took me putting the blinders on, forgetting anything but [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. I really did sacrifice a lot for this place and I really did pass up many opportunities to become involved with a woman again. I truly hid under a hat and behind sunglasses...I did not want anyone to see me. This was necessary to get [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] to where it is. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is my crown jewel and it she should truly shine! She needed to be nurtured, fed, nursed and given CPR at times, but I have been here everyday since the beginning. It was very difficult to start this vacation as I knew I would leave her in your hands, my staff, my friends, my brotherhood. MAX said it best when he said:
"I ain't seen anything out of the ordinary. From my angle God wanted ya to have a worry-free vacation. And we all hope ya did, too." There was truly nothing to fear, you guys did great!

I arrived at the airport with a bag of clothes and a very open mind. MIA is a very pretty airport but not as pretty as what I saw roll up to get me. The most beautiful Bentley with my best friend in the world! He told me things would be special but I never know with Jaz:) We have been friends forever and got each other through a lot so seeing him doing so well made me so happy. The drive to the house was all about catching up...I did not see Jaz for four years either:( At the house I got freshened up and went out to a bar.

This was not an ordinary bar, this was the King of Diamonds. Anyone who knows about hip hop knows about KOD. This was a place I never dreamed I would roll up to, in a Bentley, with a 10" cock! Things were about to become very interesting. Now just getting into KOD is a very expensive thing. Getting a table is near impossible on certain nights. Getting a couch is even more difficult. I lie not, we parked in the front, the bouncer kicked 3 brothers off the main couch in VIP and we sat down. I was in a dream world!

I do not drink, I only smoke weed and do the occasional psychedelic (mushrooms, MDMA, peyote, etc.).
I stopped drinking 2.5 years ago and have depended on weed as my main escape. I guess when others get drunk I take refuge that I can get stoned. Walking into King of Diamonds and being seated in VIP was enough but now my boy informed that I could also smoke my weed I was like "WTF?"….I literally rolled up on the table and sat back and smoked.

I was joined by Black Chyna:
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And nicki minaj:
TayjaJones-Sydneys.PNG which was crazy because she was my screen saver on my computer when I left….now she was sitting in my lap rubbing on my cock???? This was just crazy. It continued to get even better. Once the dancers got wind of my big cock they all wanted to dance for me….Remember, in VIP you pay for nothing! The night progressed into many things….I am very taken back as this is like a dream come true. I guess there is not a lot of guys with a cock as large as mine but it was incredible to see the female reaction to my size. If you know anything about the King of Diamonds it is all the hottest black and spanish girls in Miami. I knew they encountered a great deal of cock so I was very interested to see their reactions. Each time it was with amazement.

I will write more as I get time. I wanted to at least put things in some kind of perspective before I bore you with more details. I can say that every man should be listening closely when I say I learned a lot about women.
 
Great story so far DLD, I agree it's really motivating to know how all that hard work pays off and how having a big penis makes you happy. Especially when you smoke and chill like you did at the club with a big dick and loving life. That girl looks like she has butt implants or something that's crazy. Looking forward to more of the story and if you left the club with one of the dancers.
 
Funny you back DLD, cause I just came back and posted today for the first time in a while, so I guess that I'm back too. Sounds like you had a great trip man. You deserve it.
 
Sounds incredible and you needed the break after all the years in recluse. Looking forward to tales of mamba encounters and yes I bet the women were even more shocked because your not black :) Did you 'knight' a few?
 
Damnit.... jst when tha storyy started ta get exciting... damn black chyna is a bad chick I jst wanna bite her booty ha ha
 
Mike, (thanks) please tell me that ass is real, not photoshopped.
I'd jam my nose so far between her cheeks she'd be fartin' moustache 'til next Arbor Day.
 
I was about to comment on your trip but then i saw Supras back... I hope your ready to answer thousands of testicle questions, bro.

DLD, seems a great trip though, tell us about their reactions!
 
MAXAMEYES;444222 said:
Mike, (thanks) please tell me that ass is real, not photoshopped.
I'd jam my nose so far between her cheeks she'd be fartin' moustache 'til next Arbor Day.

Max, I've said it before, but it bears repeating......I love your sense of humor! :-))

Dan
 
Unfortunately guys black chyna's booty is not authentic.
Saw some previous pics of her from her past and booty did
not look like that. Plus her ass is tooo round and unrealistic
looking. It would be nice if it was real though.
 
If black chyna rode you I will quit my job and quit school to focus on Penis Enlargement 24/7 lol. Ugly face but dat ass
 
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Bro, I hope you smashed that. Blac Chyna gives up the pussy if you have a lil cash (not even for you to give to her, but for the status, alone) A friend of mine who used to work there had a chance with that, and her manager had to stop her because she was so drunk. lol I don't live far from KOD, and yes it does have some of the baddest women in [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FL[/words]. Glad you enjoyed your stay bro.
 
Yeah I agree with authentic that ass is too perfect and round in that pic, and yeah she does have a bit of a butter face even though shes wearing tons of make-up that's bad, although she is decent. Yeah assman, true DLD has a king like status in the pe world, but I'm thinking maybe she would leave the club with him just because he has a monster, that would be sweet.
 
truant;444338 said:
Yeah I agree with authentic that ass is too perfect and round in that pic, and yeah she does have a bit of a butter face even though shes wearing tons of make-up that's bad, although she is decent. Yeah assman, true DLD has a king like status in the pe world, but I'm thinking maybe she would leave the club with him just because he has a monster, that would be sweet.

That's your typical stripper. My wife and I went to a club a while back and there wasn't one girl in there who would look good OUTSIDE the club without makeup and that lighting. You'd be amazed what the lighting in a strip club will do.
 
I think Fran Drescher said it best, "After 30 moon, twi, and/or candle are a girl's best lights."

stillwantmore2;444412 said:
That's your typical stripper. My wife and I went to a club a while back and there wasn't one girl in there who would look good OUTSIDE the club without makeup and that lighting. You'd be amazed what the lighting in a strip club will do.
 
Supra;444439 said:
I wanna hear the end of this.

Tonight! I promise, just been extremely busy catching up on shit.
 
OK, ok, I will give another few paragraphs:)

So I am at The King of Diamonds, sitting in the VIP couch by the stage. Chyna was the first dancer I encountered. She was dancing for me and in Miami, they will rub up on you with their ass or crotch or whatever they can get away with under the eyes of security:) Chyna tried you rub her ass on my cock and I guess most guys have a cock that is in thr crotch of the pants, for me this is obviously not an option:) So she looks back at me like "huh?" I said "you got to go down the pants leg"....she started to lower her booty farther and farther down till she realized my cock started at the top and went down a good 9.5" II was semi erect)....she looked back in amazement and was like "Is that real?" I smiled and said "It looks just like a penis, only smaller" she laughed and I got the inkling that not too many guys with my size go to this club. The black/white scenario of size was greatly out of proportion:) (Plus I was the only white person in the club aside from a bouncer.) I asked her if she ever had to deal with this size before and she said the only thing she has ever seen like that was Mandingo in the movies:) Needless to say I am grinning ear to ear.

She goes off to go on stage and I am sitting with my boy Jaz and we start talking about what just happened and he said, "Well I guess that's why you are DLD" :) This made me smile even bigger. I guess the rumor started to go through the club like wildfire. Dancers were coming over to dance for free just so they could experience it:) I did have 100mg of Viagra in my system and my flaccid was looking like a large adults arm holding a cantaloupe:) It looked like it was fresh out the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words] maxed out! Simple a thing of beauty:) Each dancer did the same thing with finding my penis and where it started and ended. Maybe 6 girls danced for me but most of the girls were hanging around our couch. It all seemed like a dream really. I was plenty lifted and ready for whatever else was coming my way. I was open and had no expectations or reservations, if this was a dream I was taking full advantage of every juicy detail.

The music was bumping and I was listening to Miami's version of hip hop which I have to say is amazing. At first I did not understand it, but after being flat in the middle of their world it all made sense. I was really enjoying the vibe of the 808 kick drum and I was letting it flow through me. I was starting to think about very important things to me, the place I am in life, my reclusiveness, my abstinence, my entire life really. Those who know me well know I have pretty much been a hermit for the past 3 years EXACTLY today. You see, Jen, my ex-girl left me on August 7, 2008. AT this very moment 3 years ago the love of my life was leaving me. I knew there was something deeply wrong with me as Jen came home on the exact date I predicted when she left the first time. Things seem so strange as I am now a changed person. I needed to go to Florida for many reasons. I was hiding at home! I hid under bushy hair, under a kangol cap with the blackest sunglasses you could find. My only function was to work. I knew if I worked hard and made money things would get better. So for three years my nose has been to the grind! I have a flat face for all the grinding I have done. I have really gotten my financial situation in order. I did this on every level. I have obligations I can sometimes barely make but I push myself. I become obsessed and I make it happen. I have accomplished much since Jen left but I still had not accomplished moving on from her:)

Letting go of Jen was a very difficult thing. She was the love of my life (I thought). She inspired me so much in life and was the single biggest reason [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] even started! She was a great mate but when it came right down to it, I was not for her. It was a hard pill to swallow so instead I chose to wallow. In my wallowing I have become many very good things. I have found that I am an artist who can paint but only through Jen's beauty and innocence. Odd thing to say about ones art but I can paint like Renoir because Jen broke my heart...you dig? I learned to become a man's man in her absence. With my complete disregard for females I was able to become closer to men on a much more intimate level. The friendships I have with other men is amazing and I wish everyone of them was a perfect blonde bitch with a pussy but their not, they have something swinging from the grapevine I do not eat from:) I have grown lonely in the sense of not having female companionship but I chose to put myself there. None of what I have gone through has anything to do with Jennifer not being here, it has everything to do with me keeping myself there!

About 2 months ago I removed all of Jen's things from my studio. All packed away all paintings of her. I literally cleaned house and this was a very big step. My home has been an alter to her absence...as beautiful as the painting are, they needed to be put away. Now understand that I have had many galleries and was offered great deals of money for my work, to date I have 894 paintings, more than 10,000 drawings....I have sold 5 pieces in my entire career (the entire time Jen has been gone) the totality of those sales was more than $25,000 so you can imagine what I could do if I actually let my work go. Last art show sold out but when it came time to give them up I reneged. Needless to say my dealer was furious, I could not let them go. They are now packed away and join the ranks of the other thousands. Organized away in a basement for what? They bring no joy to anyone like that! This was just another way to keep me in control of my own bondage. These realizations would not have happened if I did not start letting go. From cleaning house to getting to Miami the natural metamorphosis of healing had begun. I have waited so long for this. So in essence (not the stripper:)) my life has been on hold in many ways and I needed much more than a jolt to be released, I needed a earthquake! Florida was just the medicine I needed.

Now I find myself leaving King of Diamonds at around 6 AM. The Bentley is graciously waiting and at this point I saw enough ass to last eons! I wanted to go to sleep! I was already awake for 24 hours prior to this as I flew in on the red eye. I was now awake for to 72 hours! Now, remember that I have been sleeping on a couch for 3 years, this was the first bed I was to sleep in and it was a big, comfortable bed! I fell asleep before I hit the pillow and slept till 4:30PM. My boy woke me up and said we were going to the barber. Now I have not had a proper cut in a minute and he was bringing me to the guy who told me his fresh fade would get me laid:) The guy was nice and I have never had a bald fade this good in my life. I looked real nice! He then said I needed to retire the pony (POLO) and get with the Gator (LACOSTE) he was correct:) Every nigga in miami is rocking polos by Ralph Lauren, only them high class folks were rocking the Lacoste:) I loved the idea as Lacoste has always been my favorite so he brought me to the Lacoste store and things got pretty fun:)

Some of you know that I have done well over the last year due to investments in physical gold and silver (I take possession). If you are up on the market, I have done very well over the last 6 months. I continue to do very well in this area and believe it to be the only true way to become wealthy. I will be right back....Gold just went up $30! How strange?
 
I have so much more to write but the market is absolutely going crazy! Gold is going to break $1700....Silver should hit $45! This could be very profitable and historical!
 
Yo DLD this is VERY inspirational to me man. I'm glad you were able to enjoy some of the fruits of your labor. I'm looking forward to the day I reach my goal.
 
The next morning or afternoon we headed for the Lacoste Store as promised but first we stopped for a cut and a shave. The best Barber, hands down, ever! He did an incredible job on my fade and I was looking fresh! We went to the store after but right when I walked in I saw this drop dead gorgeous clerk. She was Spanish and she looked to be about 16, even though she was closer to 23. Unreal how pretty! Anyway I saw these new t-shirts and I wanted for a long time and the one I was looking at was in the discount rack. I asked the girl if she had any other colors and she rudely said, "Yeah, but they are full price, so..." I was kind of insulted so I told her to get me three of every style in every color in my size 9. This is a tall order, about 38 shirts. When I was done shopping she gave me her phone number and a little preview before I left the shop:) I was amazed at how important money is in such a crazy place! I realized if you do not have money in Miami you are not going anywhere! When i say money, I mean THOUSANDS, if your going to do it right. If your money is not limitless, stay far off South Beach or any reputable Miami establisHydromaxent.

Now, I had my hair straight, my clothes right and I reentered the same club and everything changed:) All of a sudden people could see my eyes and I was not hiding under a kangol. It was me and everyone seemed to be ok with me:) This made me happy and when my friend told me I looked much younger with my new cut I felt even more confident. I enjoyed the evening more as a test or education to myself and the interactions I was having with the various females. I became very observant of their ways and I became very critical of the way I interacted with them. I realized something very important with women and this works with any of them, unless I am just really lucky, but what I noticed worked best is to talk very little, look them in the eyes and watch their mouth at times when they talk. At any opportunity smile and let that smile linger into the next stare. If I pretend they are the only woman in the entire room and that nothing matters more than what she is saying, she is mine. Call it hypnosis or whatever, but I started to really become aware of the needs of the females I was encountering. Each unique, each with it's own complexities, each with it's own story but ultimately nothing more than sounds coming from an animals mouth. I took pleasure in watching the words dance off their pretty lips and wet tongues. I loved the sparkle in their eyes as they realized they were truly being heard. But most of all, I liked when I could see my reflection in their eyes as it reminded me to th e simplicity of this entire universe.

I watched as most men made fools of themselves, drunk, fronting, lying, bragging and proving.....never hearing a word from the creatures they so desire. It seemed as though they only cared to mask every and anything that showed who they really were. Was there a lack of confidence in other ways? I could not be too sure but I did study their ways and movements and could clearly see what was working and what was not. Me, being a quick learn, organized all of the various good points and dropped all the negative pit falls. In many cases, money was not even enough to get and hold the attention of the females. It was so simple but most could not see it.

I spent the entire evening engaging with various women including some very famous adult entertainment stars. I was engrossed in my practice of methods to attract, engage and hold the attention of girls. No matter what club we were in, bar we went to, restaurant we ate at, my goal was to find the hottest chick in the entire place and mack them. See if I could get them to be with me and/or get with me. It was never a direct attack, it was always a study in the woman who her various nuances and pick up on all cues made by them, consciously or not. I was very successful in all cases. There were none I really cared to be with sexually but that soon changed. Now, understand I have not been laid in a very long time and my business partner, Jaz, insisted this period of celibacy ended. He insisted I get it out of the way and prove to myself free of Jen. I was very hesitant but I eventually gave in. I decided to take a professional girl as I knew this would be the cleanest and most efficient way to get it done. I know this sounds clinical but the first time was very much that, clinical. I managed to get er done and I did not feel too different. I did feel happy I finally had sex with another girl and I knew this would free me from so many pent up fears, I knew it would free me....somehow it was not so epic. This bothered me little, I was more concerned with practicing my new techniques on more and more women. This eventually lead to a very special girls. More tomorrow. Tired:)
 
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