acromegaly;625035 said:
I always cum a ton and I don't think women like it...
I even make a lot of pre cum which is annoying because it's a big mess
I mean it looks cool to cum a lot and I know I'm virile, but it's not "the best thing ever" lol

Agreed, most women do not like cum anywhere on them, so it isn't the greatest thing ever. I used to only have sex without condoms for a while, and once when I pulled out in the missionary position to cum on one girls stomach she literally screamed as loud as she could. Kind of made me laugh at the same time that it annoyed me.
 
boohoohoo;625126 said:
Agreed, most women do not like cum anywhere on them, so it isn't the greatest thing ever. I used to only have sex without condoms for a while, and once when I pulled out in the missionary position to cum on one girls stomach she literally screamed as loud as she could. Kind of made me laugh at the same time that it annoyed me.

thank whoever i never met an uptight girl like that lol
 
youknowme123321;625220 said:
thank whoever i never met an uptight girl like that lol

Yeah she also wouldn't let me stick in more than about 3-4 inches. It was a one night stand sort of thing and only really matters as a notch in my belt. I wouldn't be interested in continuing a relationship with a chick like that.
 
acromegaly;625056 said:
it's probably genetic.

I think there is a lot of truth to that. I have never had great ejaculation, even when refraining from masturbation for some time. I do produce more but nothing compared to Peter North. But I agree, most women in �naked people movies� do not seem to like to much cum.
 
I had a girl who loved to be cummed on her... Face. I still remember when I said "I'm going to cum...!" She immediately positioned her face right in front of my cock then she closed her eyes and she had a nice smile while I blasted my load on her.

But if you really want to piss a girl off, cum on her hair. Haha..
 
Maverick.;625788 said:
I had a girl who loved to be cummed on her... Face. I still remember when I said "I'm going to cum...!" She immediately positioned her face right in front of my cock then she closed her eyes and she had a nice smile while I blasted my load on her.

But if you really want to piss a girl off, cum on her hair. Haha..

Times 10 for a girl with a weave. When I fuck my girl before we rush to go out somewhere, she smells like my cum mixed with hers and I don't cum a whole lot. Then she has to deal with it dripping out and she says she doesn't like that because she has to put a pad on. On one note I feel blessed I don't cum in loads on another note I wished I came more as it feeling more manly to me.
 
boohoohoo;625126 said:
Agreed, most women do not like cum anywhere on them, so it isn't the greatest thing ever. I used to only have sex without condoms for a while, and once when I pulled out in the missionary position to cum on one girls stomach she literally screamed as loud as she could. Kind of made me laugh at the same time that it annoyed me.

A woman does have a pussy for a reason... Haha.
 
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Maverick.;625791 said:
A woman does have a pussy for a reason... Haha.

They also have a face that they should let me use as a landing strip for my cum copter : )
 
My girlfriend and also another girl I used to date will/would put a shirt or a pillow over her face when I cum because she got sick of it going in her hair and on her face, even when I was aiming for her tits. It's not sexy at all but at least she still lets me cum on her. Sort of. Lol. Every now and then she'll give me the deluxe treatment and let me cum on her face. Pow! Right in the kisser.
 
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tb007;626189 said:
My girlfriend and also another girl I used to date will/would put a shirt or a pillow over her face when I cum because she got sick of it going in her hair and on her face, even when I was aiming for her tits. It's not sexy at all but at least she still lets me cum on her. Sort of. Lol. Every now and then she'll give me the deluxe treatment and let me cum on her face. Pow! Right in the kisser.

I think women are too spoiled when it comes to most things, especially sex. I mean hell, I do 95% of the work anyway, can't you reward me by letting me try to shoot an apple off the top of your head with my cumshot?
 
The 'Secrets of a �naked people movies� Star Cumshot' publication is basically two-fold, hinged together for it to work properly.
  • Ingredients: Produce more volume of semen (bigger loads)
  • Exercises: Produce the force to shoot further and bigger loads

Damn, I am blessed a MoFo. I been banging two different women for 10-years now. Both love giving me blow-jobs and for me to cum on their faces and in their mouths... it must be love (LoL).
 
tb007;626189 said:
My girlfriend and also another girl I used to date will/would put a shirt or a pillow over her face when I cum because she got sick of it going in her hair and on her face, even when I was aiming for her tits. It's not sexy at all but at least she still lets me cum on her. Sort of. Lol. Every now and then she'll give me the deluxe treatment and let me cum on her face. Pow! Right in the kisser.

Amish Women?:)
 
doublelongdaddy;626418 said:
Amish Women?:)
Haha. Sheeeit. Do Amish women even have sex for fun or just when they want to have kids? No, they're not amish. Thank god. Or nature or the cosmos or whatever.
 
tb007;626472 said:
Haha. Sheeeit. Do Amish women even have sex for fun or just when they want to have kids? No, they're not amish. Thank god. Or nature or the cosmos or whatever.

I'm pretty sure Amish women are sexually exciting like any other group of women. I forget the name of the documentary, but there is one that shows this custom where the Amish are allowed to go out of the community for a year and go into regular communities/cities. During that year they do all sorts of drugs and have sex all the time, and at the end they decide if they want to return or not to the Amish community.

I imagine within their marriage there is just as high of a percentage of Amish women that like to get cummed on. Just saying...
 
Oh yeah. It's called rumspringa. I learned that from watching this mediocre comedy called sex drive. Seth Green plays one of the amish guys.
 
boohoohoo;626494 said:
I'm pretty sure Amish women are sexually exciting like any other group of women. I forget the name of the documentary, but there is one that shows this custom where the Amish are allowed to go out of the community for a year and go into regular communities/cities. During that year they do all sorts of drugs and have sex all the time, and at the end they decide if they want to return or not to the Amish community.

I imagine within their marriage there is just as high of a percentage of Amish women that like to get cummed on. Just saying...

DOn't they cut a whole in the sheet and have sex trough the hole so there is no bodily contact or am I thinking of a different group?
 
doublelongdaddy;626596 said:
DOn't they cut a whole in the sheet and have sex trough the hole so there is no bodily contact or am I thinking of a different group?
That's Jewish women. Or at least the stereotypical Jewish women that the comedians joke about. Haha.
 
tb007;626598 said:
That's Jewish women. Or at least the stereotypical Jewish women that the comedians joke about. Haha.

Ha, imagine that. I guess I am not much of a Jew:)
 
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