What an educational thread :) It's possible that we're merely stumbling upon long lost forgotten knowledge. Thankfully, we can now transmit this knowledge instantaneously to just about any point in the world.
 
I found penis qigong videos on youtube. Hanging weight they brag about there is 100kg-240kg, as far as deadlifting. I was curious because I can work out with one minute sets with 155 pounds and it seemed like that might be getting interesting. Not so much.

One video shows that they use a silk cloth tied to their penis with a girth hitch. Another video shows a penis qigong student resting his body weight on a jagged broken bottle. I think that tying a girth hitch on a penis to hang hundreds of pounds is roughly the equivalent of leaning on a jagged edged broken bottle until the bottle explodes and the man is unhurt. If you want to hang using a girth hitch knot, start with one pound and go up in half a pound increments after five days, until you give up on girth hitch as a hanger like a good western euro unbeliever. I haven't tried a girth hitch. I guess I have to. I may reach 100kg deadlift if I can work out in one minute sets with 155 lb now.
 
pnoewbe;416127 said:
I found penis qigong videos on youtube. Hanging weight they brag about there is 100kg-240kg, as far as deadlifting. I was curious because I can work out with one minute sets with 155 pounds and it seemed like that might be getting interesting. Not so much.

One video shows that they use a silk cloth tied to their penis with a girth hitch. Another video shows a penis qigong student resting his body weight on a jagged broken bottle. I think that tying a girth hitch on a penis to hang hundreds of pounds is roughly the equivalent of leaning on a jagged edged broken bottle until the bottle explodes and the man is unhurt. If you want to hang using a girth hitch knot, start with one pound and go up in half a pound increments after five days, until you give up on girth hitch as a hanger like a good western euro unbeliever. I haven't tried a girth hitch. I guess I have to. I may reach 100kg deadlift if I can work out in one minute sets with 155 lb now.

Saw some of these, crazy really.
 
Yeah. Logically chi that protects from balls kicking, broken glass stabbing, abs punching, and weight hanging, ought to protect the penis from stretching.

One of the vids shows a girth hitch. Here is a long explanation of the knot and hanger mechanism and other material like getting the fat out of your bone marrow. The knot is tied above testicles, so all the lengthening possible would seem to be pulling out and stretching inner penis. I am hanging conventionally for Penis Enlargement, as close to the glans as works, with well over a hundred pounds.

So far I have two dick yoga positions, a closet rod resembling martial arts stick but used for leveraging the dick yoga positions, the extreme hanging from building structure or trees, and hanging weight, and instead of qigong some african movement with a shangaan grind. Now if I could just evade chi protection and stretch my peepee maybe a quarter inch or so more then I can recommend this. Meanwhile my pituitary gland might be getting the message not to kill me yet, or I may not have enough king-time-under-tension(kingtut) to clue the pituitary gland or stretch peenus.
 
Maybe it's not really a minivan:

"After I did my main qigong training in 2000 I discovered...instead of me losing my energy through ejaculation I had a psychic mutual climax. So I tested this out with other females but then I realized that females were now sitting by me when I was in full-lotus or positioning and displaying themselves so they also could suck up the chi electromagnetic energy. But since I stayed in full-lotus I still had no ejaculation...But then I realized that I was ALSO collecting the female jing energy from the psychic mutual climax. And then if I had collected a lot of jing energy I was also getting stalked by male pervs who wanted my female jing energy! So I realized I had to also convert the female jing energy I collected during the psychic mutual climaxes back to chi and shen before I went to sleep -- which meant more full-lotus. But also I had to avoid the pervs because their goal is to ejaculate so they would DECONVERT my jing energy which I had collected to create more sex fluid for themselves. This feels like psychic rape because my chi and jing were getting sucked out of my as sex fluid -- just so some male could jerk off. It's not the same as being hit on by a female because the female can have multiple mutual climaxes as it's internal without much fluid loss. When the male ejaculates it triggers the STRESS sympathetic nervous system but the female climax is through the relaxation vagus parasympathetic nervous system...Then I realized that the psychic mutual climax in full-lotus also happened through walls, ceilings, and even with my back to females -- that it was omnidirectional like the third eye -- and that the chi-shen transmission was not effected by wind or weather conditions. Finally the transmission could make contact with females even though they might be say a block away from me -- as long as they were the strongest jing source to suck up my electromagnetic chi male energy." -drewhempel at TaoBums

...but what if they weren't?!
 
Check out this clip of penis yoga during a travel show:
[video=youtube;jqLNLJAlwmA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqLNLJAlwmA[/video]
 
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