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disclaimer:
This post is just something I tried, it is written purely for entertainment purposes. Nobody but you is responsible if you are stupid enough to try this yourself.

Ok so in my quest for girth I have read that in the Kama sutra and other ancient cultures there is a ritual of stinging the penis with bees. I also saw a thread on �other forum� where somebody used bees for PE. Bees are known to cause welts and allergic reaction, so although it might work with bees I decided it was not safe (not that mosquito bites are safe either).
I did 30 min in my x40 once it turned night time so my flaccid would be fuller and I could keep a semi easier. Then I went out in the woods wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants. Then I pulled my dick out of my pants and covered my head and hands with a blanket. The only exposed flesh was my dick so the Mosquitos went to work since they are in full force here right now. I let them feed for probably 20 minutes (if I was less conditioned I would do less). My unit swelled up like a salami and I could only edge for a few minutes because it felt crazy. I did appropriate after care by edging with coconut oil the next day and using warm water bathmate to make the expansion more uniform. I should also mention it takes a lot of brain power because if I itched it or didn't take care properly there would be problems.

Additional notes:
1) I found a easy mosquito trap on Google so if I do this again next week I can save a lot of time.
2) Mosquitos are natural carriers or disease and parasites, again if you live in the Southern Hemisphere or somewhere with larger bugs do not attemp this method.
 
templnite;652203 said:
He's making fun of you mastermind you gonna take that?
See i always look at the bright side. Atleast he put some interesting post to make us smile and laugh to increase our nitric oxide.
I am looking at the other side of the coin he is not making fun of me he leart from me how to be light hearted and humurous. I see this is his first post like this in MOS.

Or did i have that effect to make him write like this.

Or he just worte it .

Or if he is making fun of me that means i am have put an effect on his mind to behave like this.

But whatever he is my MOS brother i like him and read all his posts and i am not biased what ever he writes for me. I like him
 
acromegaly;652202 said:
disclaimer:
This post is just something I tried, it is written purely for entertainment purposes. Nobody but you is responsible if you are stupid enough to try this yourself.

Ok so in my quest for girth I have read that in the Kama sutra and other ancient cultures there is a ritual of stinging the penis with bees. I also saw a thread on �other forum� where somebody used bees for PE. Bees are known to cause welts and allergic reaction, so although it might work with bees I decided it was not safe (not that mosquito bites are safe either).
I did 30 min in my x40 once it turned night time so my flaccid would be fuller and I could keep a semi easier. Then I went out in the woods wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants. Then I pulled my dick out of my pants and covered my head and hands with a blanket. The only exposed flesh was my dick so the Mosquitos went to work since they are in full force here right now. I let them feed for probably 20 minutes (if I was less conditioned I would do less). My unit swelled up like a salami and I could only edge for a few minutes because it felt crazy. I did appropriate after care by edging with coconut oil the next day and using warm water bathmate to make the expansion more uniform. I should also mention it takes a lot of brain power because if I itched it or didn't take care properly there would be problems.

Additional notes:
1) I found a easy mosquito trap on Google so if I do this again next week I can save a lot of time.
2) Mosquitos are natural carriers or disease and parasites, again if you live in the Southern Hemisphere or somewhere with larger bugs do not attemp this method.
i am so happy and laughing to read this post . This is the perfect one to be written on the thread jokes to increase your nitric oxide.
 
Lol I know the idea is insane that's why I suggest nobody try it, but I will probably do it again. The expansion was insane, too bad my wife wouldn't let me use it :'(
 
acromegaly;652234 said:
Lol I know the idea is insane that's why I suggest nobody try it, but I will probably do it again. The expansion was insane, too bad my wife wouldn't let me use it :'(

He's just laying into you master, you shouldn't have to stand for this.
 
acromegaly;652202 said:
disclaimer:
This post is just something I tried, it is written purely for entertainment purposes. Nobody but you is responsible if you are stupid enough to try this yourself.

Ok so in my quest for girth I have read that in the Kama sutra and other ancient cultures there is a ritual of stinging the penis with bees. I also saw a thread on �other forum� where somebody used bees for PE. Bees are known to cause welts and allergic reaction, so although it might work with bees I decided it was not safe (not that mosquito bites are safe either).
I did 30 min in my x40 once it turned night time so my flaccid would be fuller and I could keep a semi easier. Then I went out in the woods wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants. Then I pulled my dick out of my pants and covered my head and hands with a blanket. The only exposed flesh was my dick so the Mosquitos went to work since they are in full force here right now. I let them feed for probably 20 minutes (if I was less conditioned I would do less). My unit swelled up like a salami and I could only edge for a few minutes because it felt crazy. I did appropriate after care by edging with coconut oil the next day and using warm water bathmate to make the expansion more uniform. I should also mention it takes a lot of brain power because if I itched it or didn't take care properly there would be problems.

Additional notes:
1) I found a easy mosquito trap on Google so if I do this again next week I can save a lot of time.
2) Mosquitos are natural carriers or disease and parasites, again if you live in the Southern Hemisphere or somewhere with larger bugs do not attemp this method.

what an experience u had :)
 
templnite;652236 said:
He's just laying into you master, you shouldn't have to stand for this.
what ever a lie is the essence to truth. When you lie you cannot sit in peace. Finally you will tell the truth one day or confess to god.
 
acromegaly;652234 said:
Lol I know the idea is insane that's why I suggest nobody try it, but I will probably do it again. The expansion was insane, too bad my wife wouldn't let me use it :'(
There was a vedio posted in here where few tribes use ant bites to swell their body parts. You can try that also. I am not making fun of you. I am serious it's a national geographic vedio on you tube.

I plan to stick to SRT.
 
templnite;652236 said:
He's just laying into you master, you shouldn't have to stand for this.
i would better let my dick stand for my girth gains rather than wasting my time, polluting my mind, decreasing my nitric oxide in bitterness and revenge.

Please quote something were god says no revenge.
 
master_mind;652253 said:
There was a vedio posted in here where few tribes use ant bites to swell their body parts. You can try that also. I am not making fun of you. I am serious it's a national geographic vedio on you tube.

I plan to stick to SRT.
Whole new meaning to ants in your pants
 
If I get even near a horse my penis swells up like times the size. It is temporary and goes away after about a day. The same thing applies here with bee stings. There iOS also a certain spider that will give the same results. In all instances it is swelling from water retention.
 
doublelongdaddy;652275 said:
If I get even near a horse my penis swells up like times the size. It is temporary and goes away after about a day. The same thing applies here with bee stings. There iOS also a certain spider that will give the same results. In all instances it is swelling from water retention.
A horse? Lol
Its definitely something other than FR because the temp expansion lasted damn near 3 days
 
acromegaly;652279 said:
A horse? Lol
Its definitely something other than FR because the temp expansion lasted damn near 3 days

Yeah, if I lived on a horse farm I would have a horse cock:)
 
Aimingforthetop;652648 said:
On the contrary. The DLD is a horses spirit animal :)

lol, you guys are crazy, not as crazy as me but crazy.:)
 
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