My X girlfriend left me because my penis was too small

BigMan2003 · Oct 10, 2003

hahaha...I laugh now..I was crushed at first...I never ever had any complaints about my size until her.... I mean...it's not my fault is it? O well...LIfe goes on.

I know i'm not the first person to lose a girlfriend for this reason...Just wanted tell those that have to keep your head up and stay strong. USE that anger to Penis Enlargement ....Come back and persent ur new package to her and don't let her have a sample. That's what i plan on doing.....

REDZULU2003 · Oct 10, 2003

She a typical SLUT...I hope she gets the pounding of her life and the cock comes out her head and bleeds her dry.....or she catches aids

okay that was cruel....but so are her type.

ItsElectric · Oct 10, 2003

I don't think women realize how much they hurt men when they say things about penis size.. Or maybe they do.. Either way, use that for motivation and slap her in the face with that huge slab of meat when you hit your goal, and be like.. "THIS BIG ENOUGH, BITCH?" then you proceed to beat her over her head until it just smashes into nothing but lumps and pulp. :cool:

That's what I would do anyways.

-ItsElectric

pUNKY · Oct 11, 2003

Even though my X gf never said she dumped me because of that i knew that was why, she dumped me like 2 weeks after we had sex so i kind of guessed. Just wait though im going to be hung like a donkey and that bitch aint even gonna get the cum i squirt.

REDZULU2003 · Oct 11, 2003

If I lived near you guys and ya wanted revenge I would except payment in hand of course to split her vagina open with my meat.

I would LUV to torture her with my thick pole.....would that be enough for her??????? I would pound her SO HARD and violent their cunts would bleed...and they'd deserve it for hurting you guys.

Hey I have myself a new name.....The Vagina Assasasin.

pUNKY · Oct 11, 2003

LOL red, that would be funny. I dont live that far away from u anywayz

johnny77 · Oct 11, 2003

you have some aggresion there,use it well Mr. Assassin....i hate those size queen bitches...but none of us want them anyway..they ONLY want big cocks and nothing else...thats like us guys wanting tits and they just lay there in bed with a hairy bush and no sucking abilities...big cocks can only go so far...we also have the personalities to match..

DLD · Oct 12, 2003

Your old girlfriend just had an old worn out pussy-hole the size of a toilet seat. Jen had the same problem, I actually fell inside a couple of times and couldn't get out, until I strapped a board on my ass.

REDZULU2003 · Oct 12, 2003

Size queens are EVRYWHERE in �naked people movies�.
Jena Haze is a FILTHY size queen bitch.
Jewel De-Nyle is another.

Theirs more but those two stick out especially that horrid Jena Haze.

A girl that aint a size queen is Luna Lane the Italian beuty.
She rode a Sybian sex machine once...it was like 3 inches long and she got of on it....maybe she was PROVING a point....size dunt matter...but the riggle dee riggle dee da does....man I would love to have her ass in my face

C-Guy · Oct 12, 2003

Yeah those gals can be cruel. Just glad ya found out at the girlfriend stage, not after you said I DO. My ex filed for divorce wanting her new "italian stallion" (no offence to you italian guys). My life has changed drastically since shes out of the picture. $xx,�naked people movies�.xx more to pay off the bills from the divorce and i'll be a free man WITH MORE THAN TWICE THE DICK I HAD WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO HER!

REDZULU2003 · Oct 12, 2003

Thats the spirit...so what ya think about the two whores I mentioned???

johnny77 · Oct 12, 2003

suck and fuck all those donkey dicks they want....they'll be knocking on our doors when they want more

...but youre right red, Luna Lane is sweet..she's a lil vixen

ICM · Oct 22, 2003

Originally posted by REDZULU2003
If I lived near you guys and ya wanted revenge I would except payment in hand of course to split her vagina open with my meat.

I would LUV to torture her with my thick pole.....would that be enough for her??????? I would pound her SO HARD and violent their cunts would bleed...and they'd deserve it for hurting you guys.

Hey I have myself a new name.....The Vagina Assasasin.

Ahh! You live in Manchester. You're not helping with my problem that I just started a thread on! Will have to work extra hard now.

You at uni red?

REDZULU2003 · Oct 23, 2003

Nah...

SlamInTheLamb · Oct 23, 2003

Babe magnet...with own fire hose LOL

cascade · Nov 2, 2003

Originally posted by SlamInTheLamb
Babe magnet...with own fire hose :D

A little while ago here in Australia there was a study conducted that was reported on the news.

It said that the #1 profession that women find sexy is a fireman!

Now we have proof!

Cheers,
Cas

REDZULU2003 · Nov 2, 2003

I would LUV to know why they find it so sexy? I mean a yelllow helmet and navy blue uniform....WTF...women - never understand them. :D

DLD · Nov 2, 2003

Originally posted by REDZULU2003
I would LUV to know why they find it so sexy? I mean a yelllow helmet and navy blue uniform....WTF...women - never understand them. :D

I'm pretty sure it's the BIG HOSE:D

Godsize · Nov 7, 2003

You really can't go wrong with chicks if you're a fireman. It's instant respect.

godly · Nov 13, 2003

Originally posted by BigMan2003
7/30/03 Lenght 6.25 Girth 5
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BigMan2003

I don't think it's small
Maybe your penis size it's not the cause?

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