My New girl

ElGeorgio said:

OK last night my new girl, went out for a walk with the dog, Her mother came in slightly inebriated, and smelling of whisky. She asked me where her daughter was, I told her she had gone for a walk. The next thing I know, her moms got my 7.5" fully erect and started blowing me. It took me bloody awful three minutes to blow my load into her throat. Then she said eat me. Well as I was going down on her, I looked at her knickers and they where all brown. Her pussy smelled like a dead cat. So I made some excuse and left her there with her legs open to the wind. I met my girl on her way back home, we had a good screw, then we went for Chinese takeaway. I had curried chicken delight, and she had meat balls and curried pigs feet

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TomdW said:

"That Chinese meal was really good last night wasn't it?"
"Yeah it was. Oh, by the way, your mom gave me a blow job."
What would your girlfriend say if she found out about this shit?

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kausion_420 said:

LMFAO!

hahahah man I was beginning to miss your posts. The shit you say buddy is unreal. Like I said in the past, Im not sure whether to take you seriously or not.

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ElGeorgio said:

One has to have a vivid imagination, or is fact? we will never know. I am so glad you enjoy my tails of old, when men where bold and women were not invented, men drilled holes in telegraph poles and fucked till thier heart was contented.

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kausion_420 said:

You are a sick sick man. I mean sick in the sense that you need some help and guidance.


Well me Mon, it takes one to know one, don't ya think?

I do enjoy reading what you have to say.


Well I must say, that cumming from you kausion, I take that as a complement. You know life has sometimes left us with lots of experiences that we would like to tell every one about, our faults and some of the circumstances that we find our selves in. We can find the right medium in which to tell our tales. Then one cums across a great site, like this one, where do not have to be embarrassed if we let a few of our more bazaar stories cum to light. I do enjoy telling of the joys and tribulations that have occurred in my life. Just like my new GF, who's name is Marchelia, her mom is Nackarme

It reminds me that no matter how strange I think I am, there is always someone out there humping a telegraph pole.

Yes indeed there is nothing so invigorating than humping a telegraph pole, it is sometimes difficult to remove the splints for the top of ya dick, and can be downright embarrassing when you have to go the doctors with a two inch wooden splint stuck in the top of ya cock. But I have found over the years that if one uses cow shit to bung into the hole, that you have just drilled into the telegraph pole, then ya ride on the cow shit ya don't get many splints at all. The only problem is trying to explain to the wife, why ya dick stinks of cow shit.

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