i need some help my mum found my pe stuff

longstretch;553156 said:

Dude your mom is cool compared to mine. I live in the fucking center of the bible belt. When my mom found some penis enlargement routine I printed off she told my dad and they both sat me down and argued with me that what I was doing was perverted and it had to stop. I just continued to argue with them and compared it to bodybuilding. I got through it but they still thought I was some kind of weird kid. I think if you can get away without actually telling your mom what it was that was in your pillow case then go with that.

Out of curiosity what exactly did she find?

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Thats was funny! i got caught in college and the female staff thought i had a canon for a dick and looked so scared!

keepingitbig;553247 said:

In this society, men are always seen as evil. We can't be men anymore. Sad, but true.

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Mom will let this go, probably already has. We suffer greater at the thoughts of their thoughts than what is actually reality. Mothers know, just like Fathers Boys will be boys! God Bless you and I really hope you get over this with grace!

I just hate how men can't improve their body in this day in society. 2013. WE're heading toward the future. Who'd think of a pump that could be operated by water and even Penis Enlargement being known to us. Penis Enlargement revolution is coming, trust me.

DLD! pleasure seeing you here! hadnt heard from you in a while...

Hey DLD i got a feeling she has let it go now and ive got over it aswell im glad there's a site like this to talk about this kinda stuff about

houseofr00bees;553505 said:

DLD! pleasure seeing you here! hadnt heard from you in a while...

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Thanks My Brother SO GOOD TO BE BACK!

danf123;553553 said:

Hey DLD i got a feeling she has let it go now and ive got over it aswell im glad there's a site like this to talk about this kinda stuff about

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She loves you and we can all relate...you will be just fine!

danf123;553262 said:

@longstretch what she found was my homemade hangers, clamps,pocket pussy, cock rings,ads weights, all the wraps i use

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You're grossly overreacting.

So basically she just found a pocket pussy and a few cock rings?

She won't see a strip of theraband and think 'Oh he must use that for his hangers. I wonder if he hangs BTC or OTS?'. She won't see cable clamps and think 'I wonder if he prefers clamped SSJs or Horse440s'. She won't have a clue about the other stuff, aside from the pocket pussy and the cock rings, as they're blatantly obvious. She may ask about the other stuff, but you can easily tell her they're used for other things.

My mum has found everything. She found my first cock ring when I was 14. She found my Bathmate, my SizeGenetics etc etc. She Googled the Bathmate as it says 'Bathmate' on it. So we had that conversation, and then she found the SizeGenetics, and I just said it was for similar stuff to the Bathmate. She laughed, and that was it. There's really no need to get angry over it, she's your mum.

danf123;553262 said:

@longstretch what she found was my homemade hangers, clamps,pocket pussy, cock rings,ads weights, all the wraps i use

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Then she definitely knows I would think and is cool with it or figures it'd be too awkward to ask you about it. Some parents let their kids do what they want unless they're hurting other people. I'm sure she could easily Google these contraptions and find out what their purpose is. If she's not saying anything about it just leave it as is.... and find a better hiding spot.

danf123 said:

yeah i no bro i fucked up ive got no control over my anger problems which just fucks everything up for me most of the time and me and my mum just don't get along

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I hope you have much better control over your anger now brother?