I regret to have to say that.....

DutchAthletic92 · May 30, 2018

jekyllnhyde360;759516 said:
Dude, just tell them you sleep naked and get a slide lock.

Yeah that’s a good idea! Thanks lol.

cladre60 · May 30, 2018

DutchAthletic92;759501 said:
Yeah that’s exactly what I mean. It’s an around 100 square meters apartment with 3 bedrooms and a small kitchen and bathroom. Everyone leaves their door wide open.

I can lock the door from the outside, but I can’t lock the door from the inside and that would get suspicious or at least considered weird.. My only chance is to mount a slide lock on my door... illegally lol.

And my roommate has also his girlfriend living there temporary. Imagine her coming into my room suddenly while hanging, I don’t want anyone to find out that I do PE.

My ex girlfriend shamed me and laughed at me for doing PE exercises. Never ever again. Fuck them.

So my only option at the moment is doing my bundled stretching 2x10mins + some jelqing. At night, halfway under my bedsheets.

Bathmate routine 5x5x3 takes a little bit too long, like 20-25 minutes or something so that’s also a problem I have to solve...

Regarding girth... If I don’t totally stretch out a pussy it is not considered a good fuck. I have big hands so I have a pretty distorted view of my own dick. Being 6’ 1” in height with a large body frame also doesn’t help. Add the fact that i’m overweight and my 7 inch dick transforms into a 5.5 inch dick

I’ve read some stories and most women lust for 6,5 -7 inches in girth. I don’t know where you live but here in Europe the standards are pretty fucking high. Dutch girls rode the cock caroussel and know what they want.

They all have been worn out by a nine incher so that’s my life goal. I’m not satisfied at all right now.
I don’t even want to have sex anymore. It’s kinda pointless. It leaves me with bad feelings. So I choose monk mode.

Living with roommates does suck. Trying to have sex is always difficult. I remember many times having to stay up later than I wanted to have sex as to not disturb others. My usual joking nature can backfire on me. There was always the obligatory "are you decent?" before entering someone's room and I'd almost always fire back with something totally weird like "yes but the pig is naked" or "only if having a chicken up my butt is decent." Because of these things my sister almost walked in on my gf with her legs in the air and my head between them. She kinda figured out something was going on and after that waited a few seconds longer for my full answer before walking in.

If you've got a desk and chair in your room put the chair in front of the door. It's a simple "I forgot to put that back" after you've quickly put your cock away and moved the chair. Bathmate would require super fast washing followed by an intense set in the shower. I know this from hiding it from my wife. It can still be productive but it does hinder it a little.

Remember there's a man's 9" and a woman's 9". You're huge when they love you, tiny when they despise you. I've heard girls discuss penis size and they're clueless. Even a very promiscuous gay friend doesn't seem to know what is an average size. Plus you're in Europe where circumcision isn't as common as the US. That foreskin can make the penis thicker especially if you've got a lot of it. I'm sure if you get bunched up in the right place it'll drive women wild and make you seem like a coke can.

Good luck man. There's ways to get your privacy, you just have to push for it. Your roommates can't force you to leave your door open 24-7. At worst they may think you study and masturbate a lot.

DLD · May 30, 2018

jekyllnhyde360;759516 said:
Dude, just tell them you sleep naked and get a slide lock.

And a peep hole in case it is a fine lady outside

huge-girth · May 31, 2018

cladre60;759626 said:
Living with roommates does suck. Trying to have sex is always difficult. I remember many times having to stay up later than I wanted to have sex as to not disturb others. My usual joking nature can backfire on me. There was always the obligatory "are you decent?" before entering someone's room and I'd almost always fire back with something totally weird like "yes but the pig is naked" or "only if having a chicken up my butt is decent." Because of these things my sister almost walked in on my gf with her legs in the air and my head between them. She kinda figured out something was going on and after that waited a few seconds longer for my full answer before walking in.

If you've got a desk and chair in your room put the chair in front of the door. It's a simple "I forgot to put that back" after you've quickly put your cock away and moved the chair. Bathmate would require super fast washing followed by an intense set in the shower. I know this from hiding it from my wife. It can still be productive but it does hinder it a little.

Remember there's a man's 9" and a woman's 9". You're huge when they love you, tiny when they despise you. I've heard girls discuss penis size and they're clueless. Even a very promiscuous gay friend doesn't seem to know what is an average size. Plus you're in Europe where circumcision isn't as common as the US. That foreskin can make the penis thicker especially if you've got a lot of it. I'm sure if you get bunched up in the right place it'll drive women wild and make you seem like a coke can.

Good luck man. There's ways to get your privacy, you just have to push for it. Your roommates can't force you to leave your door open 24-7. At worst they may think you study and masturbate a lot.

Having a room mate is so much pain in the ass. I used to be in this position until 2016. Now I have all the privacy in the world and if I want to visit a friend, I tell them straight up that I do PE a lot so I need some privacy. They just laugh it over, I don't care about their option as long as they give me the privacy to do my session.

cladre60 · May 31, 2018

huge-girth;759685 said:
Having a room mate is so much pain in the ass. I used to be in this position until 2016. Now I have all the privacy in the world and if I want to visit a friend, I tell them straight up that I do PE a lot so I need some privacy. They just laugh it over, I don't care about their option as long as they give me the privacy to do my session.

Well with this roommate situation of yours if anyone finds out all you have to say is "my dick is bigger than yours and will always be bigger, that's why I'm doing this."

DLD · May 31, 2018

cladre60;759722 said:
Well with this roommate situation of yours if anyone finds out all you have to say is "my dick is bigger than yours and will always be bigger, that's why I'm doing this."

I would just say I am exercising my penis, leave me the fuck alone!

cladre60 · May 31, 2018

doublelongdaddy;759736 said:
I would just say I am exercising my penis, leave me the fuck alone!

What am I doing? Oh it's this thing called nacho, as in nacho business. Gtfo of my room and shut the door please.

huge-girth · Jun 1, 2018

cladre60;759722 said:
Well with this roommate situation of yours if anyone finds out all you have to say is "my dick is bigger than yours and will always be bigger, that's why I'm doing this."

I no longer hide PE from anyone in my family or any friend because over the past 10 years, trying to hide PE made me stopped too many times. Now I just open up about it without putting their thoughts and opinions into consideration. After all, if I die today I would be buried alone, so why not please myself?

DLD · Jun 1, 2018

huge-girth;759841 said:
I no longer hide PE from anyone in my family or any friend because over the past 10 years, trying to hide PE made me stopped too many times. Now I just open up about it without putting their thoughts and opinions into consideration. After all, if I die today I would be buried alone, so why not please myself?

Everyone in the world knew I did PE the minute the GQ article came out using my real name. No one else was willing to give their real name. Today I am so proud of what we do here, there is great joy in taking what the Lord has given us and making it the best we can. Jesus never wants us to bury our talents! He expects us to make the most of them. The penis is one of the most holy part of the body as it is the organ of life! So it is good and wise to make your penis in the best shape possible! Just like your body or any other gift the Lord has given.

cladre60 · Jun 1, 2018

doublelongdaddy;759935 said:
Everyone in the world knew I did PE the minute the GQ article came out using my real name. No one else was willing to give their real name. Today I am so proud of what we do here, there is great joy in taking what the Lord has given us and making it the best we can. Jesus never wants us to bury our talents! He expects us to make the most of them. The penis is one of the most holy part of the body as it is the organ of life! So it is good and wise to make your penis in the best shape possible! Just like your body or any other gift the Lord has given.

I was active on another forum years ago (non PE) and someone gave a few of us a PE guide. I don't remember what all was in it though. Should still have it on my computer. Have you ever been active on non PE forums?

And I didn't know you were in GQ. That alone should have women beating down your door so you can pick and choose one that's right! Lol

I told a coworker about my PE activities a while back cause he's one of the few people I trust. He didn't know permanent results were possible, thought only temporary from his experimenting with pumps.

I have maybe 2 close friends I'd discuss it with. Unfortunately I don't get to see them very often. 1 of them I could see trying it, the other I doubt would.

DLD · Jun 4, 2018

cladre60;759969 said:
I was active on another forum years ago (non PE) and someone gave a few of us a PE guide. I don't remember what all was in it though. Should still have it on my computer. Have you ever been active on non PE forums?

And I didn't know you were in GQ. That alone should have women beating down your door so you can pick and choose one that's right! Lol

I told a coworker about my PE activities a while back cause he's one of the few people I trust. He didn't know permanent results were possible, thought only temporary from his experimenting with pumps.

I have maybe 2 close friends I'd discuss it with. Unfortunately I don't get to see them very often. 1 of them I could see trying it, the other I doubt would.

I was in many other publications and TV shows also. I was on KING, XXL, the Source, Salon, Channel 4 and many other media outlets. Never felt shame in the game, ever!

huge-girth · Jun 5, 2018

doublelongdaddy;760187 said:
I was in many other publications and TV shows also. I was on KING, XXL, the Source, Salon, Channel 4 and many other media outlets. Never felt shame in the game, ever!

I'm spreading the news like a wildfire

DLD · Jun 5, 2018

huge-girth;760288 said:
I'm spreading the news like a wildfire

Those articles are in the forum somewhere. You can also read them from the site that did the story. Just go to somewhere like Salon Magazine and search doublelongdaddy or Matters of Size.

cladre60 · Jun 5, 2018

huge-girth;760288 said:
I'm spreading the news like a wildfire

Spread it like a controlled fire. We don't want every guy out there leveling the playing field, only those who are worthy.

huge-girth · Jun 5, 2018

cladre60;760431 said:
Spread it like a controlled fire. We don't want every guy out there leveling the playing field, only those who are worthy.

Actually, some times I get jealous when I see someone with a monstrous penis around me. The funny part is, even if you tell people about PE, let's say you tell 100 people, only 2 out of 100 might be willing to try it out.

cladre60 · Jun 6, 2018

huge-girth;760452 said:
Actually, some times I get jealous when I see someone with a monstrous penis around me. The funny part is, even if you tell people about PE, let's say you tell 100 people, only 2 out of 100 might be willing to try it out.

More like 2 out of 1000.

DLD · Jun 6, 2018

cladre60;760518 said:
More like 2 out of 1000.

You would have to go through at least 1000 penis' to find a 7" penis, 10,000 for 7.5" 100,000 for 8" 1,000,000 for 8.5 and the remaining population would be a split between above 9" and below 5"

cladre60 · Jun 6, 2018

doublelongdaddy;760542 said:
You would have to go through at least 1000 penis' to find a 7" penis, 10,000 for 7.5" 100,000 for 8" 1,000,000 for 8.5 and the remaining population would be a split between above 9" and below 5"

Well some of us are changing that ourselves. We're the 1 in 100k when we work it here. Pretty elite select group.

huge-girth · Jun 6, 2018

doublelongdaddy;760542 said:
You would have to go through at least 1000 penis' to find a 7" penis, 10,000 for 7.5" 100,000 for 8" 1,000,000 for 8.5 and the remaining population would be a split between above 9" and below 5"

No matter what it takes, I'm going to get to at least 8.5 inches in length. I want to make my progress log more realistic so I think I will have to edit the subject to 8.5 inches length now and 7 inches girth.

DLD · Jun 7, 2018

huge-girth;760630 said:
No matter what it takes, I'm going to get to at least 8.5 inches in length. I want to make my progress log more realistic so I think I will have to edit the subject to 8.5 inches length now and 7 inches girth.

I will be here to root you on and keep you on track!

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