Hey Fellas,
I'm new to this board. I happened upon it while looking up dietary stuff. I was going to start a new thread, but since I don't yet have privileges to do so, I found the most related topic I could stick this in. I have a couple questions and a real long story, so here goes.
As stated in my profile, I graduated college in May. At my graduation party, I had sort of an epiphany. I realized that while my life looked good on paper (electrical engineering degree and a job lined up right after school), I was tired of being a fat drunken depressed mess. I am 6'4". At the time I weighed 310lbs, which even for a tall dude like me was disgustingly fat. I was smoking a pack of Marlboro reds per day, and drinking like a fish. Also, for a guy with big hands that can palm a basketball, and size 15 sneakers (all pre-indications of having a huge dick), I was only 5 inches erect. I also decided at that party that I was in love with my older sister's best friend (two years older) and that in order for me to have a legitimate shot with her, I'd have to change all this shit that I got myself into.
So since late May, I have dropped 40 pounds, down to 270. I want to get to 250. I have quit smoking, munching on mints and hard candy whenever cravings come about, and I have cut back on my alcohol. The only thing I haven't corrected is my wimpy 5 inch dick. And it's about high time I did that.
Now I would like to make a move on this chick before or right after New Year's. So my question to all you guys is, and this might be a tall order, is if you know any exercise routines or devices that can get you to add an inch in a month?? The thing is, I have always been embarrassed about my dick size. It's really kept me from going for better chicks in my life. I've had to settle for the average looking whores in college. The good news is that since I've been with these whores, I know how to use my dick and give a chick an orgasm.
However, my sister's best friend is way outta my league. I know it, she knows it. If I can get to 6 inches by New Year's, it would give me the confidence I need to make sure she's mine. Of course eventually I want a hell of a lot more than 6 inches, but with 6 inches she won't laugh at me. 5 inches she will.
So, if you guys know any way or routine that I can use to make that happen, I'd really appreciate you sharing it with me. Thanks for listening, and I hope I didn't give you all ADD while you read this.
God Bless,
Joe Average