Hey Dld, I just sent Lightning a dm (or pm, whatever) with my order number for a bathmate X30 that I purchased through mos. Is that all I need to do to get the lifetime membership? Also, is there any way to get a deal on the mos dvd? I think you guys had a sale with the lengthmaster and dvd at one time but I already had my lenghmaster by then. Please let me know. Thank you.
 
tb007;640513 said:
Hey Dld, I just sent Lightning a dm (or pm, whatever) with my order number for a bathmate X30 that I purchased through mos. Is that all I need to do to get the lifetime membership? Also, is there any way to get a deal on the mos dvd? I think you guys had a sale with the lengthmaster and dvd at one time but I already had my lenghmaster by then. Please let me know. Thank you.

Sending him an email now
 
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"I rest my case - and my cock - your honour"
 
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acromegaly;640176 said:
Look up bigorexia

This. Honestly too, looking at most of the pics, the ones that are not the true monsters (eg. __________, __________) really don't seem that 'big' to me. Also looking down, I don't see anything more than average or maybe high average, but when I look and compare the numbers, I know I am not. Guessing this is very much like the girl who thinks she looks fat, but the scale reads 99 lbs...you have to trust the numbers, and not your own eyes.

That said, I'm still shooting for around 10" BPEL (9" NBPEL)...but if I can even get to just above 8.5-9" BPEL I'll still be very happy.
 
ChilDsh;664204 said:
This guy has the perfect penis size ( no homo ) , but that mole on his dick goddamn. LMAO

I think he has a great penis too, especially since he is holding a Matters of Size DVD next to it:)
 
ChilDsh;664204 said:
This guy has the perfect penis size ( no homo ) , but that mole on his dick goddamn. LMAO

I think his 'mole' is a body modification thing called Pearling or Beading .. like, he had it put in there on purpose. Pretty sure..

On the thread subject matter though ...

"A standard DVD case is 5.3 inches wide by 7.5 inches high and 0.5 inch thick. The industry standard size was set by Amaray, which made the first plastic DVD cases."

I've always thought the same as you, that's a properly-threatening dick that chicks are correct to go "holy crap!" over .. but there's also some really skinny dude and fish-eyed camera lens (kinda forced perspective) stuff going on too.
 
ChilDsh;664204 said:
This guy has the perfect penis size ( no homo ) , but that mole on his dick goddamn. LMAO

I honestly thought it was a piercing lmfao
 
I want to get a pearling only I want it to be a different shape like a tablet (My friend showed me his in flaccid state it looked pretty sick). Will have to PE first though.
 
templnite;664311 said:
I want to get a pearling only I want it to be a different shape like a tablet (My friend showed me his in flaccid state it looked pretty sick). Will have to PE first though.

A pearling? Did you mean piercing? I can't imagine having one bleghhhhhhhh
 
templnite;664311 said:
I want to get a pearling only I want it to be a different shape like a tablet (My friend showed me his in flaccid state it looked pretty sick). Will have to PE first though.

Like Ramone from BangBros?
 
Just don't go crazy and end up like this :)
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Asanon;664302 said:
I've always thought the same as you, that's a properly-threatening dick that chicks are correct to go "holy crap!" over
...but there's also some really skinny dude and fish-eyed camera lens (kinda forced perspective) stuff going on too.
yup
and there is also flagrant side-measurement going on
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Using the same DVD case to 'measure' along the the top we would see that his tip does not go beyond the case,
and that his girth is something like 4.5"
(yep it's a joke)

In all seriousness I think you're meant to see he's over 11", having reached beyond the measuring tape printed on the case... o_0
 
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