The 1 Million Post Thread

[MAXAMEYES]

98 will be.... oh shit, the year 1998. I had fun that year, yea right!

Dude, remember when we were all gonna "...party like it's 1999..." and that seemed so fukkin far away you didn't even try to think about it?

Now it's ten years...( ten YEARS !?!? ) past that and I'm wonderin' where the fuck the time went.

Gettin' old sucks, but it still beats the alternative.

 

[DLD]

Penis Enlargement 101 Nugga!

 

[Threak-X]

Guess it's better to have a pussy on your bug
than a bug on your pussy
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[MAXAMEYES]

Reminds me of that old joke: What's the last thing goes through a bug's mind when he hits yer windshield?

His asshole.

 

[DLD]

Cock

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Friday October Second Two Thousand Nine
Seventeen Forty Five Thirty

 

[DLD]

Dirty Dogs Need Shampoo

 

[stretcharmstrng]

who thinks the world is gonna end in 2012?

 

[MAXAMEYES]

I, personally, think it all hinges on what anybody's definition of "The World" just might happen to be.

 

[twins172_up]

i really like that show cold case

 

[Threak-X]

who thinks the world is gonna end in 2012?

Only the age is ending, the world will still be intact.
12.DEC.2012 is the year of "prophetic disclosure", known as the "Apocalypse."

 

[DLD]

Only the age is ending, the world will still be intact.
12.DEC.2012 is the year of "prophetic disclosure", known as the "Apocalypse."

The Day of Justice!

 

[MAXAMEYES]

If the world does end it'll be because some cheese-dick, taint-lickin', cocksucker, rat fuck bastard just officially got all up on my last gawdamm nerve.

 

[stretcharmstrng]

doom and destruction for some, miniature american flags for others!

 

[DLD]

 

[stretcharmstrng]

^^wow. :0 ... - soo this [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]length master[/words] is really growing on me!

 

[MAXAMEYES]

She said, "Mmmmm....who put that chocolate in my peanut butter?"

 

[twins172_up]

Bob Welch - Sentimental Lady is such a breezy song...i should be drinking a pina colada on the beach right now

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Bob Welch - Sentimental Lady is such a breezy song...i should be drinking a pina colada on the beach right now

Bare Trees, one of my favorite albums and songs. Really liked ol' Bob.

 

[DLD]

Dirty Dogs Need Shampoo