My X girlfriend left me because my penis was too small

My ex one time asked me if she had a stankass poohn (she put it differently im sure, but don't remember- ah college). She said she heard that all Jewish girls, as herself, were stinky. I was just like, well I havent experienced enough other poon to know if yours is stinky compared to others. A bad cover-up, I know, but it was pretty stank. I didn't care about it before her, but no more stankass skanks for me.
 
What causes that though is it a genetic thing..I know the girls wash and they can't get rid of the corn chip scent?
 
I mean I don't mind a little scent actually a little faint odor turns me on but certainly not an incredible Hulk scent..That just aint cool
 
You guys are funny with all the stank-hole comments. The Funky smell lets you know she is hot & ready and helps locate her hole.

Make her go wash the funk out of her Stank-Hole just like you have to was the Funk off you Stank-Pole. All women elimate an odor when they get wet ...normal. Some are more prugent than others and thats usually from their diets. Next time she has a stank-hole, Fart in her face and call it even.
 
Threak said:
You guys are funny with all the stank-hole comments. The Funky smell lets you know she is hot & ready and helps locate her hole.

Make her go wash the funk out of her Stank-Hole just like you have to was the Funk off you Stank-Pole. All women elimate an odor when they get wet ...normal. Some are more prugent than others and thats usually from their diets. Next time she has a stank-hole, Fart in her face and call it even.
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"Fart in her face and call it even." LOL!!! :hammer: :barf: :hammer:
 
Does anyone else hang a fresh caught fish in front of the fan while watching adult entertainment? To get that 3D kinda affect.Sometimes you got to fool your dick from masterbating so much. rofl And for them loose women, I always carry some fresh squeezed lemon juice with me. It puckers those pussy lips right up.rofl
 
Damn man, I love my girlfriend and all, but her pussy just doesn't smell good. You can smell it all over the room too when she takes off her pants! :O

I think pussy smell is a very unattractive scent.
 
I think pussy smell is a very unattractive scent.
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Man I think that totally depends on the girl... and I have no idea what makes the difference... I've been with some filthy girls who's pussies smelled (and tasted) fantastic and some comparatively clean-living ladies who smelled ripe... No idea. Only ever had one or two where the smell was really bad; usually I think it smells great. Kinda like drinking beer maybe it's an acquired taste?
 
Average means something..... if most chicks want above average they aren't going to get it plus there are more females than males on the planet. so, of all the guys, 50% (have an average dick) of 47% (male) of the population have average..... not including the below average. so like 75% (average and below) of the 47% (male) have average and below dick size. Can't forget 1/11 men are gay too (some really tiny some massive it is still varied). And I think the same ratio for lesbians (no dick for me!). Not many females get the "gigantic cock". So, don't feel cock size means anything most women don't know an inch from a centimeter. dick size is way to varied some guys have STDs some have diseases.... some are cripples you have no clue some may be monks. I just think she finds a lame ass excuse to fill an emotion she is chasing. That or she want to move on. Or she may test you. Or she is the biggest slut in the world. Whatever you believe it may be. I am just gonna say don't get caught up in High School bullshit... after high school no woman would really do that everyone needs to find that somebody to grow off of unless she is immature.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
When they come face to face with the real big feal, many cannot handle it. Forget them, live a spiritual life, and get a fucking fleshlight.
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Lol That’s it my brother, you know the secret to life just as I do, we live in peace and if I need a woman it will be a FleshLight LOL
 
REDZULU2003 said:
If I lived near you guys and ya wanted revenge I would except payment in hand of course to split her vagina open with my meat.

I would LUV to torture her with my thick pole.....would that be enough for her??????? I would pound her SO HARD and violent their cunts would bleed...and they'd deserve it for hurting you guys.

Hey I have myself a new name.....The Vagina Assasasin.
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Damn RED! Is this what you used to be like? Good thing you found meditation, big bro! LOL
 
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REDZULU2003 said:
She a typical SLUT...I hope she gets the pounding of her life and the cock comes out her head and bleeds her dry.....or she catches aids :p:p:p okay that was cruel....but so are her type.
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Well most of those women are nothing really nothing unfortunately men make them believe they are so cool and important, real women would find the way to fix those situations instead of "hurting"people because they are already hurt and most of them will spend the rest of their lives resentful yeah fuck them they aint worthy they never be simple as that...
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Size queens are EVRYWHERE in adult entertainment.
Jena Haze is a FILTHY size queen bitch.
Jewel De-Nyle is another.

Theirs more but those two stick out especially that horrid Jena Haze.

A girl that aint a size queen is Luna Lane the Italian beuty.
She rode a Sybian sex machine once...it was like 3 inches long and she got of on it....maybe she was PROVING a point....size dunt matter...but the riggle dee riggle dee da does....man I would love to have her ass in my face |(
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haha love that face wisdom here
 
levista said:
how evil would a woman have to be to TELL a guy that? I mean, its not like 99.99% of the male population know they can do anything about it! They think they are stuck with what they have. Cruel bitch!
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They are sore losers they have nothing going on and they never will
 
Thanatos said:
The next time a woman comments that you penis size is inadequate, you reply "I'm sorry you don't like the size of my organ, but I wasn't planning on playing in and auditorium as big as yours!"
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True most girls think they got perfect pussyholes some of them are loose as fuck !! Fucking stupid bitches!
 
It’s simple if a girl says your two small come here and do a six-month cycle of SRT and pay her another visit and see if she still has the same disparaging comments!
 
DLD said:
It’s simple if a girl says your two small come here and do a six-month cycle of SRT and pay her another visit and see if she still has the same disparaging comments!
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hahaha hardcore ass fucking n humiliate her till she ask for forgiveness ooops going too far lol
 
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