My X girlfriend left me because my penis was too small
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Don't worry about it. My wife was on friggin' cold medicine one night when we did it. She was kind of dry and not very tight and had a hard time getting off. Of course, it was MY fault and she asked me why my dick was smaller. It disturbed me so I went and measured later, scared the Penis Enlargement wore off or something, and guess what? No difference. Now that she is off the medicine, I'm bottoming out again -- I made sure to point out that it was the medicine, not some magically shrinking dinky-doo, and she really felt bad for blaming me.
My point?
There is nothing wrong with them. It's everybody else that's fucked up.
My point?
There is nothing wrong with them. It's everybody else that's fucked up.
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If a girlfriend had said the same to me i would have bought her the Bam dildo 13" by 8.5" and 3" width!!! Suck on that lollipop biatch! 
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:DOne of my former girlfriends said I was small too, which crushed my confidence, no other girl ever said that to me, and ever since her I have been getting more and more self-conscious, hence why I'm doing P.E, i'm planning of letting her see my brand new big dick once P.E starts working and then tell her to piss off =oP
A guy has just got a new girlfriend, when they are about to sleep with eachother for the first time, he unzips and pulls out his dick, the girl laughs and says "who do you think you're going to pleasure with that small thing?" the guy grins and says "ME!"
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What funny to have a 4" flaccid dick then it grows to 11"x7.5", that would have shocked many! =)
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Like putting a Corvette engine with nitros in a 70's Volks Wagon Beatle. : )
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"A guy has just got a new girlfriend, when they are about to sleep with eachother for the first time, he unzips and pulls out his dick, the girl laughs and says "who do you think you're going to pleasure with that small thing?" the guy grins and says "ME!""
haha thats hilarious.. yeah when dumb sluts say shit like that you need to just pleasure yourself and not give a fuck about them...of course trying to cum all over their face can add a well deserved smile to the guy's.
haha thats hilarious.. yeah when dumb sluts say shit like that you need to just pleasure yourself and not give a fuck about them...of course trying to cum all over their face can add a well deserved smile to the guy's.
The only drawback is that by the time you get to your size goal (or at a size that is dramatically bigger than she could ever remember), it will most likely be years later (let's be real here).... by then she'll be married with kids. And by then, after all that time, who would even care? Would you still care? Penis growth takes a loooong time, man.
The whole stunt could backfire so easy, it's not even funny. You could whip it out to NO reaction... after all that time and work, you pull out your pride and joy thinking you'll shock her, and she won't even notice. No matter how big you've gotten, she could still diss you and it'll still hurt.
The whole stunt could backfire so easy, it's not even funny. You could whip it out to NO reaction... after all that time and work, you pull out your pride and joy thinking you'll shock her, and she won't even notice. No matter how big you've gotten, she could still diss you and it'll still hurt.
REDZULU2003 said:She a typical SLUT...I hope she gets the pounding of her life and the cock comes out her head and bleeds her dry.....or she catches aids
Girls like that should get AIDS because that is what they deserve.
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Lets cut to the chase...women can be assholes!
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Lets cut to the chase...women can be wonderful!
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Dude I got a story for you all. It is true and hilarious. My friend who was in college at 22 had his confidence crushed. His g/f said his dick was PUNY and she had been cheating on him with her profesor (for grades) and aquaintance the whole time cuz he was bigger/better. This after 1 year of extreme sexual involvement and intimate relationship she all faked. She also spread nasty rumors about his size. She said he never pleased her and broke up with him. They dide like tying up and videotaping crap. Weird, but anyways, this plays a role later.
She dropped out because she didnt focus on school too much of a party slut. Lo and behold 2 years later and 4" x 2" later (grew from 5 x 5 to 9 x 7) he meets up with her being the big successful man he is and she is all sprung cuz she knows he will make it rich now.
They go out one night and get all making out and stuff but he keeps her hands off his dick the whole night. They go back to his place and he asks if he can tie her up, gag her, and have his way, and tape it. She says fine, she really wants to get back with him and tying up wasnt an uncommon thing. The gagging thing was though so she was a little uneasy.
He had her tied up (facedown - saying itd be super stimulating/erotic) and gagged with the vidcam on. He put on a THICK condom and took a little lube (as little as possible) and rubbed it on her ass and she murmured something through the mouth-tie he couldnt hear.
He said what? He knew she hated anal she was sorta sensitive to it. He just freaking tore into her ass with his HUGEMONGOUS cock and pulled her cheeks apart and she yelled/screamed (as she usually did in sex - she was a superfreak and a faker). After 1 hour he finally blew his load all over her and then whispered in her ear "Is bigger really better?"
He put the tape on the college's local P2P network which was popular.
1) got back at his ex g-f
2) it looked completely consentual as it was to his knowledge (he couldnt hear her after she was gagged and screaming was normal)
3) she got her ass torn apart
4) everyone found out she was a slut
5) everyone found out he really was packing major heat
Funniest shit I ever heard.
She dropped out because she didnt focus on school too much of a party slut. Lo and behold 2 years later and 4" x 2" later (grew from 5 x 5 to 9 x 7) he meets up with her being the big successful man he is and she is all sprung cuz she knows he will make it rich now.
They go out one night and get all making out and stuff but he keeps her hands off his dick the whole night. They go back to his place and he asks if he can tie her up, gag her, and have his way, and tape it. She says fine, she really wants to get back with him and tying up wasnt an uncommon thing. The gagging thing was though so she was a little uneasy.
He had her tied up (facedown - saying itd be super stimulating/erotic) and gagged with the vidcam on. He put on a THICK condom and took a little lube (as little as possible) and rubbed it on her ass and she murmured something through the mouth-tie he couldnt hear.
He said what? He knew she hated anal she was sorta sensitive to it. He just freaking tore into her ass with his HUGEMONGOUS cock and pulled her cheeks apart and she yelled/screamed (as she usually did in sex - she was a superfreak and a faker). After 1 hour he finally blew his load all over her and then whispered in her ear "Is bigger really better?"
He put the tape on the college's local P2P network which was popular.
1) got back at his ex g-f
2) it looked completely consentual as it was to his knowledge (he couldnt hear her after she was gagged and screaming was normal)
3) she got her ass torn apart
4) everyone found out she was a slut
5) everyone found out he really was packing major heat
Funniest shit I ever heard.
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sephin , funny that your goal is the same size as your friends
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He was 9" BP I wanna be 9NBP meaning 9.5"BP.
Hehe, BTW, I aint saying what he did was right/wrong or even within the law or whatever, I am just posting it and commenting on the comical aspect of it. I mean what hilarious sweet vengeance. I am a man of humor. I seriously would like the irony of the whole issue if all this happened to me. I would look back and laugh more than enjoy the moment of her getting ruined physically/socially.
Hehe, BTW, I aint saying what he did was right/wrong or even within the law or whatever, I am just posting it and commenting on the comical aspect of it. I mean what hilarious sweet vengeance. I am a man of humor. I seriously would like the irony of the whole issue if all this happened to me. I would look back and laugh more than enjoy the moment of her getting ruined physically/socially.
