What funny to have a 4" flaccid dick then it grows to 11"x7.5", that would have shocked many! =)
My X girlfriend left me because my penis was too small
Like putting a Corvette engine with nitros in a 70's Volks Wagon Beatle. : )
"A guy has just got a new girlfriend, when they are about to sleep with eachother for the first time, he unzips and pulls out his dick, the girl laughs and says "who do you think you're going to pleasure with that small thing?" the guy grins and says "ME!""
haha thats hilarious.. yeah when dumb sluts say shit like that you need to just pleasure yourself and not give a fuck about them...of course trying to cum all over their face can add a well deserved smile to the guy's.
haha thats hilarious.. yeah when dumb sluts say shit like that you need to just pleasure yourself and not give a fuck about them...of course trying to cum all over their face can add a well deserved smile to the guy's.
The only drawback is that by the time you get to your size goal (or at a size that is dramatically bigger than she could ever remember), it will most likely be years later (let's be real here).... by then she'll be married with kids. And by then, after all that time, who would even care? Would you still care? Penis growth takes a loooong time, man.
The whole stunt could backfire so easy, it's not even funny. You could whip it out to NO reaction... after all that time and work, you pull out your pride and joy thinking you'll shock her, and she won't even notice. No matter how big you've gotten, she could still diss you and it'll still hurt.
The whole stunt could backfire so easy, it's not even funny. You could whip it out to NO reaction... after all that time and work, you pull out your pride and joy thinking you'll shock her, and she won't even notice. No matter how big you've gotten, she could still diss you and it'll still hurt.
Lets cut to the chase...women can be assholes!
Lets cut to the chase...women can be wonderful!
Dude I got a story for you all. It is true and hilarious. My friend who was in college at 22 had his confidence crushed. His g/f said his dick was PUNY and she had been cheating on him with her profesor (for grades) and aquaintance the whole time cuz he was bigger/better. This after 1 year of extreme sexual involvement and intimate relationship she all faked. She also spread nasty rumors about his size. She said he never pleased her and broke up with him. They dide like tying up and videotaping crap. Weird, but anyways, this plays a role later.
She dropped out because she didnt focus on school too much of a party slut. Lo and behold 2 years later and 4" x 2" later (grew from 5 x 5 to 9 x 7) he meets up with her being the big successful man he is and she is all sprung cuz she knows he will make it rich now.
They go out one night and get all making out and stuff but he keeps her hands off his dick the whole night. They go back to his place and he asks if he can tie her up, gag her, and have his way, and tape it. She says fine, she really wants to get back with him and tying up wasnt an uncommon thing. The gagging thing was though so she was a little uneasy.
He had her tied up (facedown - saying itd be super stimulating/erotic) and gagged with the vidcam on. He put on a THICK condom and took a little lube (as little as possible) and rubbed it on her ass and she murmured something through the mouth-tie he couldnt hear.
He said what? He knew she hated anal she was sorta sensitive to it. He just freaking tore into her ass with his HUGEMONGOUS cock and pulled her cheeks apart and she yelled/screamed (as she usually did in sex - she was a superfreak and a faker). After 1 hour he finally blew his load all over her and then whispered in her ear "Is bigger really better?"
He put the tape on the college's local P2P network which was popular.
1) got back at his ex g-f
2) it looked completely consentual as it was to his knowledge (he couldnt hear her after she was gagged and screaming was normal)
3) she got her ass torn apart
4) everyone found out she was a slut
5) everyone found out he really was packing major heat
Funniest shit I ever heard.
She dropped out because she didnt focus on school too much of a party slut. Lo and behold 2 years later and 4" x 2" later (grew from 5 x 5 to 9 x 7) he meets up with her being the big successful man he is and she is all sprung cuz she knows he will make it rich now.
They go out one night and get all making out and stuff but he keeps her hands off his dick the whole night. They go back to his place and he asks if he can tie her up, gag her, and have his way, and tape it. She says fine, she really wants to get back with him and tying up wasnt an uncommon thing. The gagging thing was though so she was a little uneasy.
He had her tied up (facedown - saying itd be super stimulating/erotic) and gagged with the vidcam on. He put on a THICK condom and took a little lube (as little as possible) and rubbed it on her ass and she murmured something through the mouth-tie he couldnt hear.
He said what? He knew she hated anal she was sorta sensitive to it. He just freaking tore into her ass with his HUGEMONGOUS cock and pulled her cheeks apart and she yelled/screamed (as she usually did in sex - she was a superfreak and a faker). After 1 hour he finally blew his load all over her and then whispered in her ear "Is bigger really better?"
He put the tape on the college's local P2P network which was popular.
1) got back at his ex g-f
2) it looked completely consentual as it was to his knowledge (he couldnt hear her after she was gagged and screaming was normal)
3) she got her ass torn apart
4) everyone found out she was a slut
5) everyone found out he really was packing major heat
Funniest shit I ever heard.
sephin , funny that your goal is the same size as your friends 
He was 9" BP I wanna be 9NBP meaning 9.5"BP.
Hehe, BTW, I aint saying what he did was right/wrong or even within the law or whatever, I am just posting it and commenting on the comical aspect of it. I mean what hilarious sweet vengeance. I am a man of humor. I seriously would like the irony of the whole issue if all this happened to me. I would look back and laugh more than enjoy the moment of her getting ruined physically/socially.
Hehe, BTW, I aint saying what he did was right/wrong or even within the law or whatever, I am just posting it and commenting on the comical aspect of it. I mean what hilarious sweet vengeance. I am a man of humor. I seriously would like the irony of the whole issue if all this happened to me. I would look back and laugh more than enjoy the moment of her getting ruined physically/socially.
I believe your sins will find you out Maybe not directly, but indirectly you will pay for them all.
Maybe not directly, but indirectly you will pay for them all.Ghost_Dog your right, women can be wonderful, and most are. But some can really hurt you, particularly the men who adore women. Furthermore some women litterly do 'rape males', but in a psychological way. A crime which is not recognized like the rape that their male counter parts inflict upon women, physical rape, but equally devasting, if not more so. I personally adore women, but some can be assholes.
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Someone said at the beginning of this that women don't understand how much they hurt men when they say this, I would say thats true for the most part......funny story:
A little bit ago I was at work waiting for my shift to start, and me and a coulple of the other guys thought it would be funny if we were naked under our uniforms (if you saw them you'd understand). Well anyway we were waiting by the door and one of the female coworkers caught on to what was going on. Me and her are kinda friends, and its her practice to playfully rip on all her friends which is usually fine and good natured. She thought it was funny, but then looked at me smiling and said "well its ok its not like theres anything really to flash anyone with down there...". Now you can see my stats, and I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination (with a 6in. flaccid) so without so much as changing the expression on my face, I looked her right in the eye and laughed and said "Don't make me scramble your ovaries just to make you take that back!" She could see in my face that I wasn't kidding and her smile lessened a little and she just kinda looked at the floor. Haha thats right biatch, you fucked with the wrong bull! Plus a few weeks later we had a Halloween party, and I was dressed in this kids costume to be funny (but the pants were super tight), and I had been wearing my adc all day before that so I was nice and pumped. So the whole party I had this huge bulge and caught a bunch of people including her staring at it throughout the night (lol another girl actually got a little drunk and made a comment about it before making a grab for it). Just thought it might be a good story for this thread...
A little bit ago I was at work waiting for my shift to start, and me and a coulple of the other guys thought it would be funny if we were naked under our uniforms (if you saw them you'd understand). Well anyway we were waiting by the door and one of the female coworkers caught on to what was going on. Me and her are kinda friends, and its her practice to playfully rip on all her friends which is usually fine and good natured. She thought it was funny, but then looked at me smiling and said "well its ok its not like theres anything really to flash anyone with down there...". Now you can see my stats, and I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination (with a 6in. flaccid) so without so much as changing the expression on my face, I looked her right in the eye and laughed and said "Don't make me scramble your ovaries just to make you take that back!" She could see in my face that I wasn't kidding and her smile lessened a little and she just kinda looked at the floor. Haha thats right biatch, you fucked with the wrong bull! Plus a few weeks later we had a Halloween party, and I was dressed in this kids costume to be funny (but the pants were super tight), and I had been wearing my adc all day before that so I was nice and pumped. So the whole party I had this huge bulge and caught a bunch of people including her staring at it throughout the night (lol another girl actually got a little drunk and made a comment about it before making a grab for it). Just thought it might be a good story for this thread...
LOL yeah dude she came up to me and said something i couldn't make out (not fluent in liquorese), then she was looked down and said something like "thats what I'm sayin'" and reached out to grab it. I barely had to pull back though, her depth perception was probably pretty far gone at that point. She then started giggling profusely and walked(stumbled) around the corner.
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What she needs is Jamician Joe, he would stick his 12" tool up her arse until she shouted less hose,less hose. Then he would stisk it into her mouth until she swallowed his whole dick. Talk about deep throat, he would fill her belly with his cum.
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What she needs is Jamician Joe, he would stick his 12" tool up her arse until she shouted less hose,less hose. Then he would stick it into her mouth until she swallowed his whole dick. Talk about deep throat, he would fill her belly with his cum.
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derringer57 said:
So let me get this straight:
1) He held a grudge against her?
2) He tied her up to anal RAPenis Enlargement* her?
The only thing that could of made this story funnier, if he tied up a 5 year old boy. Amazing he cared enough to go through with this, anal sex with a slut even with a condom could cost him his life. I wouldnt have risked it. Even more amazing, you found this funny. Disturbing.
*Rape - The crime of forcing another person to suBathmateit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.
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She consented to have sex with him, and to be tied up, and to be gagged. Whether she wanted it in that hole or not remains a mystery, but thats part of the intended suBathmateissive nature of being gagged. If she wanted to maintain control over what happened she shouldn't have consented to relinquishing it by allowing herself to be gagged, simple as that. She wanted a bigger dick, and he gave it to her. He just didn't spare her comfort by being gentle as she didn't spare his emotions by being tactful when she broke up with him. Fair trade IMO. A bit of frontier justice.
LOL @ BigJoe, frontier justice!!
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I guess holding grudges to extract revenge and hurting someone in the process is not only fair its funny. I think finding this funny is lack of maturity and self-esteem, but not having that, I could understand one not seeing my point. Dudes, run around on this forum wanting big girth "to hurt someone". ?
Sad reasoning. I am here to make sex more pleasurable not painful. I guess every person Ive ever been mean to should shove a baseball bat up my butt. That would be damn funny and fronteir justice.
Sad reasoning. I am here to make sex more pleasurable not painful. I guess every person Ive ever been mean to should shove a baseball bat up my butt. That would be damn funny and fronteir justice.
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bIgjOe said:
BJ, if you want to post against me, at least pick posts where your POV cant be picked apart. If he was holding a grudge, he was immature at best. Also, Im sure had she known she was going to be fucked up the ass with very little lube she wouldnt have agreed to be tied up. Like you said though, she didnt spare his feelings and caused him emotional pain, so he got her back by causing her physical pain. :s Maybe he should have moved on with his life. Back when I was 12, I would have found this tale of revenge funny.
"They go back to his place and he asks if he can tie her up, gag her, and have his way, and tape it. She says fine"
So how is that rape? He asked her and got her consent.
And holding a grudge is perfectly human and understandable. You can't just let everyone get away with everything, what about justice? People deserve to be 'got back' or appropriately punished. What the guy did in this story was pretty much what the girl deserved.
So how is that rape? He asked her and got her consent.
And holding a grudge is perfectly human and understandable. You can't just let everyone get away with everything, what about justice? People deserve to be 'got back' or appropriately punished. What the guy did in this story was pretty much what the girl deserved.
Dude, was she your sister or something? You seem to be taking this rather personally. Just kidding about the sister part by the way. I wasn't really "posting against you", I simply don't think that this fits the definition of rape, and I absolutely think its a funny story.Ghosting said:
Mind you I'm not rolling on the floor laughing about it. More of a smirk or a chuckle, and then a nod of dare I say...admiration? Nor am I insecure as you seem to entail, but thats neither here nor there.
The act of being tied up and gagged as a fetish is, as I stated before, a fetish because of the excitement of relinquishing control to the other person. She consented to it, therefore she relinquished her control over the situation. Yes he was rough with her, and yes I'm sure he did so with malicious intent. Now while thats not conventional, socially acceptable, or I suppose "mature", he was justified in doing so in my opinion. The type of thinking in our society today would have you allowing people to walk all over you and hope that people got their just reward somewhere down the road, but sometimes you really just have to make your own justice for some kind of peace of mind.
Did you even read what she did to this guy, not only insulting the most precious part of him, but spreading it like a virus to the ears of others who knew him. It can be easily concluded that his status within that social circle was probably shot, especially in terms of getting with any of the other girls within it. I could almost guarantee that if you were to ask him right after it happened, he would probably prefer she had hit him in the face with something hard, or stuck him with a needle. No she hurt him, knowingly, the very worst way you can hurt a man, and I bet it ached down to his soul. I've witnessed a man attempt to kill himself because of a very similar situation.
Regardless of all that, as far as "just moving on with his life". Who's to say he wasn't trying to. He obviously Penis Enlargement'ed to better himself and make sure he would never be hurt like that again. He was successful and all in all doing quite well for himself. Obviously this didn't drive him so far down that he couldn't accomplish other things in life. Just reread what she did to him again, and honestly tell me that you wouldn't hold a grudge. Come on! Unless your used to being walked on like that. Ok, I'm getting off topic, it seems he was moving on with his life before this event, and perhaps was even doing his best to forget about the whole thing. It was HER that was trying to swindle her way back into his life like the manipulating whore that she was, trying to use sex to make him overlook the fact that she temporarily ruined his life AFTER cheating on him and dumping him. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guessing that she was probably used to being able to fuck with men and then use her pussy to still get what she wants out of them. He was obviously smarter than that, and saw what she was trying to do. It probably even pissed him off more that she assumed he was that much of a weak-willed person.
So he played along with it until he was given the opportunity to turn the tables on her, and I'm happy for him that he did, and I'm not ashamed to say that. I'm not saying I would have done the same thing, I'm not saying I wouldn't either in that exact situation. Still its not like he was Penis Enlargement'ing for the distinct purpose of fucking her in the ass to teach her a lesson. He Penis Enlargement'ed to try and repair the copious amount of damage she inflicted, it just so happened that the opportunity presented itself for him to use it as a tol for revenge.
I'm not advocating rape. I'm not one of those guys that sees a rape trial and says "well she deserved it because she was a little slut anyway", hell no. This was not rape. Hell, she probably would have consented to anal sex as well if she thought it would give her a second shot at his wallet, but like I said before she consented to the gag, and that was enough. If he had waited and dumped her, there would be no way for him to make her feel the same way he did, and if she had been a guy he could've beaten the shit out of her(him), but he enacted revenge in the most perfectly poetic way possible. By turning her weapon, thats right weapon of sex against her. When they went back to the room she probably thought "what a scHydromaxuck I have him eating out of the palm of my hand just like last time", and it wasn't until feeling his newly created monster plunge into her rectum that the sick realization came to her that she was finally getting what she deserved. She is probably wiser, and maybe even a little more mindful of other people's feelings now. Was it pretty, or pleasant, or even entirely necessary? Nope. Was it justified, and deserved? You bet your ass. Just like frontier justice.
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bIgjOe said:
I didnt read this. Im glad you cared enough to write me such a long post. Seek therapy.
Uh.....ok.Ghosting said:
Interesting response in a respectful debate. If you had actually read it you would know that no therapy is needed, and the post for the most part has nothing to do with you. It wasn't a rant about how wrong you are, just a more detailed expression of a viewpoint.
Whatever, for someone who talked so much about maturity this is a bit contradictory, but I still have no problem with you as I believe I made pretty clear in the post you didn't read....
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bIgjOe said:
Wow. LOL. Look into Xanax, Valium, Prozac, and anger management. Yet another post I didnt read and now Im unsubscribing, because you dont have enough self control not to respond. Kind of like a 12 year old. :s
Heh yeah thats cool. I'll look into those medicines, although I have no idea for what. I'm not sure where any of this is coming from. I actually think your an intelligent, compassionate human being, but you'll never know I guess since you won't read my posts for some reason:sGhosting said:
Of course I'm going to respond, this is a forum right? If I've taken a wrong turn and wound up on the quiet corner somebody please redirect me lol
Seriously, I didn't intend to offend you or anything, but that would technically be impossible if in fact you didn't read any of my responses though (although human nature tells me you probably did, don't be ashamed). So I don't quite understand the "holier than thou" attitude, but I guess if your unsubscribing it doesn't matter. Well seeya later.
P.S.: I kinda wish I was twelve, then I'd be slinging 12 by high schoolrofl
I have to say i totally agree with bigjoe on this, i say good on the lad, he got is revange on a dirty money grabbing using slut! she deserved to get pounded up the ass with a 9incher! serves her right dirty cow!
I can sort of relate to his situation although it wasnt that bad!!! So god knows how that lad felt! Now i get comments from birds that i have a big dick being just over 7"
I may do what this guy did to seek revange on the slut that put me down! but ill also use a cucumber!! lol
I can sort of relate to his situation although it wasnt that bad!!! So god knows how that lad felt! Now i get comments from birds that i have a big dick being just over 7"
I may do what this guy did to seek revange on the slut that put me down! but ill also use a cucumber!! lol
you should have just said no, i dont have a small dick you have a big pussy!
fuck those bitches throw it right back in their face.
fuck those bitches throw it right back in their face.
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i dont think so.... unless we both need to go to see a therapist now lol
I found the story very funny and im glad he did it, thats just me tho. my view and opinion of it!
Shes wanted a bigger dick.... she got one! and he got his own back!
I dont think saying that to a gril would upset them more than what it would a man... best thing to say about them or to them is -
1) Your fat
2) And your ugly
That upsets a girl more than anything!
phatical said:
Girls do seem to take offense to that, even if you're joking.
What, does it really smell like fish sometimes? I hope I never run into one of those girls.
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The worst pussy I had was excellent! That was until I nailed a real stinker. House smelled like her for a few days. And it wasn't perfume!
LMAO you guys are killin me..Finger stilled smelled for days even after washing it..lol..toxic kooch huh.. she probably took off a layer of flesh off that finger to right..lol I have been with several ladies and never ran into that problem.
sweet fansy moses, What the hell causes that level of rancidity my fellow bretheren?????
sweet fansy moses, What the hell causes that level of rancidity my fellow bretheren?????
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She had the funk, if you know what I mean. No matter how much you clean the area, you can't change the DNA when she gets excited. This chicks name was Desiree (I called her Funky Cold Medina-not to her, but to my friends). Real pretty, nice T's, smart, etc. If you are ever in San Diego and meet her, just keep walking. You'll thank me later.
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