MAXAMEYES;388369 said:
Beware the mirror. FEAR the mirror. Flee the mirror.
P.S. Hater? How can I hate such a silly little sonofabitch that cracks me up this much? I ain't laughed this hard since the last time GW Bush attempted a complete sentence in public.
You're like a monkey flingin' feces at the zoo. Just too damn funny.
You did that on purpose, right.
LOL, don't even get me started on Bush ! Ok yall, I conceed I'm a retard, but let me continue.....
MAXAMEYES;388370 said:
Years ago, DLD actually stood for: Dripping Little Dick; then I discovered Penis Enlargement and penicillin. I'm much better now.
LOL
stillwantmore2;388377 said:
Not to mention, [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] has a model that OTHER Penis Enlargement sites envy. You can see it on the other sites. Nobody has the total package like [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. There's the option for a paid package, to get it (some of it) for free on the forums, OR all of the above together.
Thanks for the input DLD, nice to hear form you.
Hellface;388382 said:
LOL, Ribbit!
8InchMIKE;388427 said:
Damn this kid still flappin' his mouth ?! Geez that is either perseverance or... just plain 'PLEASE LOOK AT ME, I'M HERE...GIVE ME SOME ATTENTION PLEEEEEASE, I'M SOOO LONELY AND COLD AND FRIGHTENED, I NEED A HUG OR A LOVIN' MOM OR MAYBE EVEN A GIRL?' type of dude.
Thank you kid, we need the entertainment and you sure are funny as hell. I will STILL not give you the boot because i am democratic in nature, i believe that anyone should be able to voice their opinions in a free way, even if it is only mindless dribble like you seem to just pour out of your mouth.
Kid, get a life, try to understand why you are not out fucking a beautiful girl and are instead at this site raising laughs.
Grow up a little, it won't hurt you i promise, it will make you an adult at some point.
Peace,
Mike ( ohhh shit, i seem to even share the same name as DLD, now that is some very strange thing, TWO mikes in the World?! That cannot be, can it?? Ohhh shit the drama, the horror the sheer coincidence is mind boggling ).
chill kid
Still flappin my mouth ? Sorry was that your first post on this thread, after I stopped and other replies came through? Ahh ok, your breath smells like DLD's cock, from what I have been told anyway.
doublelongdaddy;388502 said:
Mods, keep this thread open until [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words] replies, I just sent him an email and would love to hear his thoughts. Thanks.
You sent [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]Sizegenetics[/words] (him) an email, so it's one person running the "company" is it ?
lilpeewee;388505 said:
Hi DLD,
Don't wanna get involved in the main argument here but I work for an ISP and that description of an IP address is WAY out ;o)
It just means they are on the same default gateway.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_address
As I say I am far too OCD to ignore it lol
Oh look at that, DLD WAS making up shit. Thanks lilpeewee. Now I know a lil more about IP's and DLD just made himself look like a pin dick. Despite the photo (shoped) photos. Show us your before's DLD, I DARE YOU !
the_squid;388511 said:
Of course DLD is biased. He got a pretty good deal for those [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extenders[/words]. If he got a really good deal from Andropenis or [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]JES[/words], he would be biased to that.
As you are.
Just let me tell you something: if you talked just how good Andropenis' [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extenders[/words] are, you'd have a good time around these forums. Telling how bad [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]Sizegenetics[/words]' are is just plain stupid. You don't need a degree on marketing to figure that out.
Biased is biased isn't it? weetard.
Steady;388519 said:
I just read through the rest of the posts and my original post was about doing a self test for the mirror image. Obviously that was well done on the last page. So I've updated this post to this:
There is no spoon.
There is no left arm.
There is no right arm.
There are no members here...only DLD.
He is trapped in a universe by himself, so he has to post as all of us users, including whysobiased and me, so he can see a reflection of himself (mirror image that is)
It's boring when it's only you.
Thanks for your input DLD.
8InchMIKE;388582 said:
Yeah but it is kinda sad that YOU will be the only one finding it funny.
Remember... THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE ! Now sit back, relax, and take the energy in, roll a blunt a enjoy the mothafkn' scenery. Take it to the head, hold it, hold it, hold it some more...now let it go... See the face of the virgin Mary in the smoke ?? If you do then you rolled it proper dawg... Time for anotha bowl.
You are all of us, all of us are in fact ... you. The rest of us puppets here and there are only shadows in the wall bro, never mind us empty shells of your former self.
Wait... did you write this yourself ?? C'mon D, that's not fair man, you could say whatever you want dude...but then again... WHO THE FUCK WOULD BUY YOUR BIASED PRODUCTS BRO ? You ? Nahhh it's too confusing even for me...erhh i mean... you. Wait ? what?!!!!! error error error error error.........ad nauseum
Thanks for your input DLD
doublelongdaddy;388586 said:
Guys, check out how desperate this guy is. This is my youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmFjUT51kx4. The guy registers to Youtube under the name EnlargementGuru and made a post and then, after I banned him, he registered under another name utubeinventer and tried to back up himself lol, what a loon. Check both of those youtube user names, it is funny. If you are a Youtuber please join my channel and help with this trash.
What a moron, I don't even use youtube. Seems you are just trying to push your youtube crap now and also seems like someone else has caught on to your BIASED CRAP.
shavenasian;388638 said:
My initial thoughts as well, until I had time to reflect and realised that he was in fact a dumb fucking cunt!
DLD only seems to sell products that he has used and gained from. Given this, why would he start selling the vast array of gadgets and gizmos out there in Penis Enlargement land? Just to provide a wider, more representative product offering? Lets be frank, the majority of these things don’t work and the rest only work with the advice of the guys who add so much value to these forums. A great example is vaccum pumps.
As for the claim that we are all DLD – only in spirit in the adventure that is Penis Enlargement. Other than that we are all different people, different backgrounds, ethnic groups etc all united in Penis Enlargement. DLD and the guys on this site do so much for free. This is the only Penis Enlargement site that doesn’t charge and still provides high quality information and support. Its like a true brotherhood.
I am really struggling to see the bias other than towards methods and products that work. I have added over an inch in the short time I have been on this site and for that I salute you all. As for the original poster, GFY.
Thanks for your input DLD!
doublelongdaddy;388683 said:
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The biggest point is these guys are selling us their great products at a BARE BONES price. We are getting a $450 [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] for $165! We are getting ALL [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] products at 25-40% off! And just so members know, I take a cut in my commissions to make this possible. We are all working together to make all of these wonderful items available at an affordable price.
Listen, I could say fuck it today and eliminate the deals on these items and guys would be back to paying as much as double for these same items.
Thanks for your BIASED advertisement DLD, as always. Much love yo.