Girl Doesn't like Big Dicks...With explanation!! TEAM LIL DICK

perestroyka;621690 said:
i was out with my best mate, we were walking to the stadium (spartak moscow) to see what our other mates doing, and i had no dick in my pants, i had a little toothpick, and when i was back home, i've tried to masturbate and edge, i was not able to get in mood, my eq was dreadful and that drived me much more out of mood, and i came, went into a shower and go to bed all depressed :(
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ahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Perestroyka;621697 said:
Hahahahaha aaaaaa it's not something to laugh about maaaan!!!! YOU'RE MEAN! rofl
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rofl! Happens to me ALL the time mate! I really hate it when I start training and it shrink really bad!!!! Sometimes I even put my hand in my pants and pull my foreskin back (as it has covered my glans severely and it feels really uncomfortable) during my cardio sessions rofl!
 
Perestroyka;621704 said:
You are going to gym? Trainig football? What are youdoing? I have noticed you saying cardio cardio all the time rofl
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rofl! Yes, I do workout, but I call it training as the word "workout" looks like an individual act instead of an act that is a lifestyle such as "training". :)
 
Perestroyka;621687 said:
I agree with you guys, but when I was writing that post, heater was out of action at that moment, now it is all okay, temperature at this moment is -2 celsius but in house is something like 23-24 celsius, but I am still turtling and my flaccid droped now so much and that's disconcerting :( must go back on size blasters no matter how bad I working them, obviously Mini slammers aren't tense enough for me! :(
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You have to take the Russian Effect into consideration, with how cold it is there your penis needs to hide!:)
 
doublelongdaddy;621774 said:
You have to take the Russian Effect into consideration, with how cold it is there your penis needs to hide!:)
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[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] penis warmers need to be made. just like toe warmers but for you cock :)
 
youknowme123321;621850 said:
MOS penis warmers need to be made. just like toe warmers but for you cock :)
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On my to do list, has been for years.
 
doublelongdaddy;621774 said:
You have to take the Russian Effect into consideration, with how cold it is there your penis needs to hide!:)
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So true man! In June and July, my penis was all hanging low and been veiny, I walked horny all the time, I prayed to God when see hot piece of ass (many women in Moscow has one) to not tear apart my pants and jeans, and now it's impossible rofl
 
first winter will not last forever,besides you are not that short, if you find pussy this winter the shrunken guy will show his real power no worries mate..and if winter is fucking boring in russia you gotta use the time for PE :)
 
doublelongdaddy;622039 said:
On my to do list, has been for years.
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Bring it on! I am waiting for my penis warmer! rofl! But these things have to be made to fit perfectly the measurements of every man.. rofl!
 
shortdick;622409 said:
first winter will not last forever,besides you are not that short, if you find pussy this winter the shrunken guy will show his real power no worries mate..and if winter is fucking boring in russia you gotta use the time for PE :)
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From your mouth to God's ears bro rofl
 
Zambrodom3;622434 said:
Bring it on! I am waiting for my penis warmer! rofl! But these things have to be made to fit perfectly the measurements of every man.. rofl!
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I will call it the cock sock:) One size fits all:)
 
Zambrodom3;621197 said:
Well- they are beutiful (maybe except for the french girls rofl!) and you are more than welcome in Europe. When you come- make sure to PM me and I can try arranging us a meeting. :)
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I'm also looking forward to visiting all of Europe as well and I want to meet my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] brothers. I also want to meet DLD too. Meeting you guys will be a dream come true. Hey, I'm a Nigerian and living in Nigeria. I hope blacks are not hated. We are all brothers
 
Gravik;637235 said:
She is a minority, cause majority of girls not only like, but love big dick. Bigger the better.
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Most studies show women prefer a size right around the 7 x 5.5" mark.
 
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