Ever Get Caught Doing PE?
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i been busted a few times and still get busted on occasion. Its downright funny but breaks concentration to see your womans face when you are in the middle of a hang set or doing some blasters
Never been "caught" per say...but I have on occasion on purpose left a pump out in the open when I know someone is coming over.
Last time I left a pump out in the open was when I was helping my neighbor move a sofa. We were chatting in front of my house and I asked her if she wanted to come in from the cold. She sat down on the couch and I sat on the other side. The pump was sitting directly in front of us on the coffee table. We chatted for a while and soon enough she asks "what is that". I laughed and apologized while acting somewhat embarrased and told her it was a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] and that I should be more careful about leaving something like that in the open. Her interest was peaked and she say's that she has never seen a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] before and asks how it works.
Now you can see the method to the madness.
I laugh and ask her if she wants to see a demonstration. She say's "sure, I'm totally interested in seeing how this works".
I explain all about it while pulling my cock out of my pants and massaging myself till I'm really engorged then lube up with some leach oil and start pumping. The whole time I'm doing this her eye's are wide open and I don't think she blinked once. I pulled out of the pump a few times a dry jelqed and squeezed more blood into my cock.
The woman was amazed at the process of pumping and "masturbating". It was one of the best pump sessions I've ever had. I had precum running out and she asks if all that pumping made me want to ejaculate. I told her that it was all I could do to hold it back. She then asks if she could watch me ejaculate. I said sure but I'm going to need to take my shirt off cause this is going to be messy.
I jerked off for her and must have shot 3 or 4 good ropes over my head and all over my chest.
I guarantee she never forgets that visit.
Last time I left a pump out in the open was when I was helping my neighbor move a sofa. We were chatting in front of my house and I asked her if she wanted to come in from the cold. She sat down on the couch and I sat on the other side. The pump was sitting directly in front of us on the coffee table. We chatted for a while and soon enough she asks "what is that". I laughed and apologized while acting somewhat embarrased and told her it was a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] and that I should be more careful about leaving something like that in the open. Her interest was peaked and she say's that she has never seen a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] before and asks how it works.
Now you can see the method to the madness.
I laugh and ask her if she wants to see a demonstration. She say's "sure, I'm totally interested in seeing how this works".
I explain all about it while pulling my cock out of my pants and massaging myself till I'm really engorged then lube up with some leach oil and start pumping. The whole time I'm doing this her eye's are wide open and I don't think she blinked once. I pulled out of the pump a few times a dry jelqed and squeezed more blood into my cock.
The woman was amazed at the process of pumping and "masturbating". It was one of the best pump sessions I've ever had. I had precum running out and she asks if all that pumping made me want to ejaculate. I told her that it was all I could do to hold it back. She then asks if she could watch me ejaculate. I said sure but I'm going to need to take my shirt off cause this is going to be messy.
I jerked off for her and must have shot 3 or 4 good ropes over my head and all over my chest.
I guarantee she never forgets that visit.
Never got caught. But I remember I left a cock ring out in the kitchen, my partner stoped by, we smoked some herb and drank some whiskey and pepsi. I was cooking some Mac and cheese and I turned around and my Dawg was sniffing my cock ring. I did not say shit, I turned around and mixed the mac up some and thought WTF made him sniff my cock ring was it the Bud or the Whiskey???
I wore a clamp before while having sex with my ex. She knew it was on though.
I wore a clamp before while having sex with my ex. She knew it was on though.
sasquatch;327466 said:
Haha, that's funny! Reminds me of those Penthouse Forum fantasy stories. You really should update us on this neighbor encounters you have. It's very surprising that she wasn't grossed out or, at least, weirded out by it and actually wanted a demonstration. Where is the other half of the story? You know, the part where she pushes your hand aside and says "let me take care of that for you." Haha!
Good stuff.
Never been caught but my roommate often wonders why I'm in the bathroom for an hour or my room with the door locked forever haha. I just tell him they are long shits 
He probably thinks you're doing some kind of "ritual" masturbation. 
I love to tell the story about my Aussie pal back at Thunder's, who had many pounds hanging from his dick under his computer desk while on line (in secret). His wife pops in on him as he not so discreetly rips the gizmo off his dick and chucks it under the table.
His wife looks at him with a quizzical look in her eyes.
Wife: What were you doing, honey?
Aussie: Errrrrrr. Oh, nothing, honey, really. Uhhh, I was just exercising my bum leg.
Wife: I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey.
Aussie: Uhhh, yeah, but it's getting much better with these weight exercises.
Wife: Oh, o.k. Honey. (As she turns to go back up the stairs)....But when I entered, I could have sworn you had that weight hanging from your dick.
:blush:
His wife looks at him with a quizzical look in her eyes.
Wife: What were you doing, honey?
Aussie: Errrrrrr. Oh, nothing, honey, really. Uhhh, I was just exercising my bum leg.
Wife: I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey.
Aussie: Uhhh, yeah, but it's getting much better with these weight exercises.
Wife: Oh, o.k. Honey. (As she turns to go back up the stairs)....But when I entered, I could have sworn you had that weight hanging from your dick.
:blush:
Some funny shit guys.
thanks!
My gal doesn't know I Penis Enlargement. Or if she does she doesn't say. She does tell me I have a big one a lot though. Kinda makes me wonder if she's onto me and is trying to make me feel good.
thanks!
My gal doesn't know I Penis Enlargement. Or if she does she doesn't say. She does tell me I have a big one a lot though. Kinda makes me wonder if she's onto me and is trying to make me feel good.
hahaha, good stories!! I havnt been cuaght yet and i live with my parents. My GF knows i do and supports me!
Never been busted in the act,but,a few people were curious about all the vasaline I have,the rice sock and why I had so many measuring tapes/cloths and rulers lying around in my room.
I said the vasaline was for cuts on my knuckles....( they probably think I was lying)
I said I used the rice soc as a heating pad for a sore muscle and I couldn't make up a good enough excuse for why i have so many measuring devices....
I said the vasaline was for cuts on my knuckles....( they probably think I was lying)
I said I used the rice soc as a heating pad for a sore muscle and I couldn't make up a good enough excuse for why i have so many measuring devices....
BazookaJoe;327859 said:
Eh..I don't have a ruler on purpose..prolly would become measure happy. Do they distract you and make u wanna measure often?
longhorns87;327866 said:
Not really. They're nice to have to measure when 100% and also to measure things around me for size comparisons. It helps me because I contantly see objects that I think are big and I end up being bigger or near the same size.
It's good for my head.
I guess I am somewhat measure happy,but, I tend not to be when I'm on a routine,i'll pick a date to measure.
Thankfully i have not got caught doing any of the proceedings but both my mom and uncle have found my penis stretcher.Momdukes cleans my room and my uncle came to visit and his nosy ass came in my room inspecting while i was not home which got me pretty upset cause he is a disrespectful fuck by doing that.He has not mentioned anything about it but the day he does i am going to tell him a thing or two cause i would never think of doing that at his house and i am pretty sure his ass would had told me something as well if i ever did it.i do not know why people think that just cause they older and are related to you they think they could come and invade your privacy.I do not say anything about my mom cause hey!!! that is my mom rofl.She is the one that has complained about why i have such thing.She tells me that if i have a dirty bitch that has had big dongs up in her to hell with her rofl but moms just do not understand that is about me and how i want to better my self in every way possible.Its about me!!! same way it is when someone loses weight for them Selfs. I could give a dam what a bitch think about me.You should want to better your self for you not for anyone else.I Just tell her that me and my friend found it at a factory i was working at and that i do not use such stuff!!! i just have it for laughs.Wonder what i am going to come up with if she finds the Bib Hanger that i am about to purchase :sdoublelongdaddy;327462 said:
Before I even started pe I discussed it with my missus she hated the idea so I tried doing it all behind her back. I was in the bedroom with the adult entertainment on one afternoon and she came home from work normally I would hear the car pull up and I would make my way to the bathroom to finish up. This time however I was in the middle of a jelque session and she walked in on me.
She said "what the f#@k are you doing"
Me "Nothen" while turning trying to hide my wang"
Her "Are you having a play babe"
Me "Yeah babe thats it I am horny as all f#@k"
Her "Babe let me help you with that"
Me "Oh well if you must"
Her "lick lick slurp slurp"
See even getting busted has its positives.
I have spoke to her since then well spoke to her many months ago about me doing pe and told her that I was doing it she did not completely understand but she knows that she really can not stop me. But to this day I do not do it in the bedroom anymore she never goes into my office so I have complete privacy just had to download a divx player for the computer so I can watch my adult entertainment.
She said "what the f#@k are you doing"
Me "Nothen" while turning trying to hide my wang"
Her "Are you having a play babe"
Me "Yeah babe thats it I am horny as all f#@k"
Her "Babe let me help you with that"
Me "Oh well if you must"
Her "lick lick slurp slurp"
See even getting busted has its positives.
I have spoke to her since then well spoke to her many months ago about me doing pe and told her that I was doing it she did not completely understand but she knows that she really can not stop me. But to this day I do not do it in the bedroom anymore she never goes into my office so I have complete privacy just had to download a divx player for the computer so I can watch my adult entertainment.
doublelongdaddy;328018 said:do tell
I was thinking the same thing it takes balls to do something like that and you my friend must have brass ones.
I wanna get caught by my neighbor 
It sure beats dropping the towel post shower
It sure beats dropping the towel post shower
doublelongdaddy;328128 said:
You must have a hot neighbor mine on both sides are over 70.
I've got 2 22 yo hotties on each side. Should get all 4 of em over here
rofl...gotta get a pumper. Just concentratin on what I can do with my bare hands for now...
longhorns87;328193 said:I've got 2 22 yo hotties on each side. Should get all 4 of em over here
I'm moving
No hotties anywhere near me.
Oh except in my bed wonder if this will work with my wife might actually start getting some.
I never got caught DOING Penis Enlargement, but I've been busted a lot of times on the site, or with Penis Enlargement paraphernalia in my room, such as lube and [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words]. I finally just ended up letting my brothers and dad in on it, but currently none of them are doing it. They are all cool about it though.
little fella;328008 said:
Why would she be against you doing Penis Enlargement? Thought you would get to big or what? I haven't seen my girl in a few weeks and my dick has gotten quite a lot bigger since then so I think she will know whats up. Just wondering.
Hmmm, let's see...
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Another time, still before going off to college, I was hanging OTS with my vacuum hanger while listening to music on the computer at my grandpa's house. I didn't think he'd come home that early, I swore I had heard someone come in the house though. Once I didn't hear anything for a few seconds I assumed it was just a noise. Then he comes walking in and we both do a big OH WTF! How awkward can that get?
Last year I remember I left my pump out on my bed and my roommate was chillin in my room talking with me the whole time. Perhaps he didn't notice?
My roommate fresHydromaxan year would always say, "Oh yeah, pump up that sex toy," when I was pumping in the closet. He'd also make frequent comments such as, "You're one weird mother fucker." Haha.
When I was "taking a piss" in the basketball locker room senior year, putting on my ghetto POS cable clamp/sock [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]ace[/words]-bandage-around-the-upper-leg-to-hold-in-place [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words], my friend peaked over the bathroom stall, nosey mother fucker. He only saw me hunched over (just in case anyone like him were to peak in) and it looked like I was beating off. He told people that I was beating off and I just acknowledged that I was, and he quickly shut up after seeing it didn't phase me.
Another time, still before going off to college, I was hanging OTS with my vacuum hanger while listening to music on the computer at my grandpa's house. I didn't think he'd come home that early, I swore I had heard someone come in the house though. Once I didn't hear anything for a few seconds I assumed it was just a noise. Then he comes walking in and we both do a big OH WTF! How awkward can that get?
Last year I remember I left my pump out on my bed and my roommate was chillin in my room talking with me the whole time. Perhaps he didn't notice?
My roommate fresHydromaxan year would always say, "Oh yeah, pump up that sex toy," when I was pumping in the closet. He'd also make frequent comments such as, "You're one weird mother fucker." Haha.
My mom once saw my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] when I was visiting her for a couple of days, she asked me "what´s that!!!?" I quickly made up a pretty bad lie and said "It´s one of my goldmithing tools I have" (I was still doing some goldmithing back then.) I changed the conversation directly and quickly hid the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] in the drawer.
And my recent girlfriend have strangely since the beginning we got to know eachother said that one of her biggest fears was finding a guy who was different in an outsider way, especially doing something she had recently saw on a swedish documentary, something called penis enlargement using a homemade device! She asked me a lot if I did something like that, becuase she thought I was big. And said that she would leave me immidiately if she found out I did something like that. She really likes big ones, so I then asked her:
So you only like big cocks that were borned that way?
So a big cock is either something you are born with and that´s great, or you were unlucky to be borned with a smaller but you are not allowed to do anything about it?
I then said that women change their bust and other looks by using a lot of devices and operations, then she ran out of replies, but said anyway that she would leave a guy who did Penis Enlargement, and that Penis Enlargement devices will only give you a long penis but a thin one. I said to her that what if it didn´t make it thinner and existed girth exercises out there?
I often said to her, while talking in phone with her, that I was doing Penis Enlargement, and mounting a device, just to see her reaction, she thought I was joking but I was actually not!!!! But she thought I was just fooling her.
I really wanted to tell her about my Penis Enlargement journey butn decided to keep the secret.
And my recent girlfriend have strangely since the beginning we got to know eachother said that one of her biggest fears was finding a guy who was different in an outsider way, especially doing something she had recently saw on a swedish documentary, something called penis enlargement using a homemade device! She asked me a lot if I did something like that, becuase she thought I was big. And said that she would leave me immidiately if she found out I did something like that. She really likes big ones, so I then asked her:
So you only like big cocks that were borned that way?
So a big cock is either something you are born with and that´s great, or you were unlucky to be borned with a smaller but you are not allowed to do anything about it?
I then said that women change their bust and other looks by using a lot of devices and operations, then she ran out of replies, but said anyway that she would leave a guy who did Penis Enlargement, and that Penis Enlargement devices will only give you a long penis but a thin one. I said to her that what if it didn´t make it thinner and existed girth exercises out there?
I often said to her, while talking in phone with her, that I was doing Penis Enlargement, and mounting a device, just to see her reaction, she thought I was joking but I was actually not!!!! But she thought I was just fooling her.
I really wanted to tell her about my Penis Enlargement journey butn decided to keep the secret.
HAHA good thread, lovely!
well I actually told my girl that Im doing it..but I never got caught by her or any of my family members rly..Hydromaxm..anyhow, she dislikes it she says but I think it's bullshit haha..she'll enjoy it some more..it's like 2,5cm longer and 1cm thicker girth..it aint that much yet =)
well I actually told my girl that Im doing it..but I never got caught by her or any of my family members rly..Hydromaxm..anyhow, she dislikes it she says but I think it's bullshit haha..she'll enjoy it some more..it's like 2,5cm longer and 1cm thicker girth..it aint that much yet =)
REDZULU2003
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I've nearly been caught a few times and managed to get into place properly. Lucky for me I was in bed at the time and could throw the sheets over and pretend to watch t.v or something.
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fedora;334231 said:
I like this haha also that she said about stretching and the thing being longer but THINNER is positive in my eyes because it shows that allot of girls\woman dont want a spear like mandingo going inside them but something around 7-8 inches in length with good meat around it .. alas THICK. Read my constrictor guide mate and oneday when she is having that insane orgasm and you feel champ .. say this for me
in her ear ... redzulu hahaa if she says what? reply ... its a god hahaha yea. Ignore I'm slightly manic at the moment roflREDZULU2003;334250 said:I like this haha also that she said about stretching and the thing being longer but THINNER is positive in my eyes because it shows that allot of girls\woman dont want a spear like mandingo going inside them but something around 7-8 inches in length with good meat around it .. alas THICK. Read my constrictor guide mate and oneday when she is having that insane orgasm and you feel champ .. say this for me
I will! Girth rocks!!!!!!!!!
I have been in the middle of a routine and my mom or sister have tried either opening or knocking so they think I am jerking off I am sure when I say oh wait a min then they hear the jeans zip up. My gf keeps asking me why I have Vaseline in my room I cover with it was an extra one my sister had from when my niece was a few months old now she is 1 yr. She also keeps saying why is your penis getting bigger and bigger when I started off at 9 inches now its 9.5-10 and noticeably thicker