Ever been busted while PE'ing?

[lickmonstr]

I'm curious now. With so many of us doing Penis Enlargement, I wonder:
-----Has anyone out here has been busted doing Penis Enlargement?
I guess this would only happen if you did not let your wife/girlfriend know what you were doing.
Another question:
-----If anyone here does do Penis Enlargement without informing their significant other, what answer do you have, once she asks you where did all this meat come from?
I hope she has not called anyone by anothr man's name while screwing because of your newfound length!
-----Has anyone allowed their lady to help them with their Penis Enlargement?
I have, and it's great! My wife helped me with the Jelgs!rofl
Getting sucked right after that is incredible!:highclap:

 

[goinfor11x7]

You lucky bastard!!!

 

[notoriousDICK]

hahahaha

good post, but you fail to mention those of us who are still teenagers and who could get caught by our MOMS. but most fortunately this has never happened to me.

I'm going to state college in a few months and i hope i dont get a roommate so I can Penis Enlargement to my heart's content.

It might be worth asking if anyone's ROOMMATE has walked in on him!

Good thread.

 

[pellis]

1st 3 months of Penis Enlargement, i didn't tell my gf. one day in the car we were having a conversation about random things, and i just came out with it. she was kinda confused at first about it, bc she didn't know what it was and i had to explain it to her. then she said that she didnt want me to do it b/c i could get injured and she was already happy with my size @ the time, which i wasn't. tell this day she doesn't want to hear about it, but she doesnt mind JUMPING on it.

 

[goinfor11x7]

I know a guy who was hanging in private, watching adult entertainment, or whatever. His Mrs. didn't know he was into P.E. and he had to do it in secret because he had two little ones around the house.

The Mrs. walked into his office one day while he was hanging. He quickly removed the weights, threw them under the computer desk and adjusted his pants, etc.

His Mrs: "What were you doing, honey?"

Mr. P.E.er: "Oh, I was just exercising my bum leg, honey." :s

His Mrs: "I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey. ?:

When I entered, I could have sworn you had something hanging off the end of your dick."

Mr. P.E.er: :blush:


rofl

 

[Pandora]

I know a guy who was hanging in private, watching adult entertainment, or whatever. His Mrs. didn't know he was into P.E. and he had to do it in secret because he had two little ones around the house.

The Mrs. walked into his office one day while he was hanging. He quickly removed the weights, threw them under the computer desk and adjusted his pants, etc.

His Mrs: "What were you doing, honey?"

Mr. P.E.er: "Oh, I was just exercising my bum leg, honey." :s

His Mrs: "I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey. ?:

When I entered, I could have sworn you had something hanging off the end of your dick."

Mr. P.E.er: :blush:


rofl

:blush: :s

 

[Colossus]

And people wonder why I like to live alone. My buddy wants to move here and is wanting me to be his roomate. I told him that I have been needing my alone time very much lately.

My last girlfriend knew about it and wanted me to show her the exercises. She nearly freaked out when I executed a blaster...said "Stop, your going to rip it off!"

 

[sartorialist]

Cool. I have 2 little ones around the house as well. But they know when daddy is in the bath with the newspaper, "DO NOT DISTURB!"

 

[freakazoid]

I have been caught Penis Enlargementing by my mother in the past.

 

[pepepe]

I have been caught Penis Enlargementing by my mother in the past.

what did she say to you ?

 

[higherone]

Didn't get busted in the act, but on the site by my brother.

 

[goinfor11x7]

How did your brother get wind of it, H?

 

[higherone]

I didn't clear the history on the browser.

 

[goinfor11x7]

I didn't clear the history on the browser.

Thanks for reminding me. I forget to do that sometimes. The whole family uses this computer at one time or another.

 

[goinfor11x7]

I guess if they find a trail, they'll just say I'm an old pervert. This activity is hardly considered legitimate by the great unwashed.

:blush:

 

[higherone]

Yeah I don't care anymore if they know. I just came clean about it to the guys in my family (dad and brothers). You can't get caught if you're not sneaking is how I looked at it.

 

[goinfor11x7]

That makes sense, for sure. My son would laugh his ass off. The women in the family, I dunno. The Mrs. just thinks penises just keep on growing as you get older. He, he, he.

 

[higherone]

Yeah I could never tell my mom or sisters. It was akward enough with dad and the brothers!

 

[lickmonstr]

Hey going for 11x7, how are you dealng with your girth and the most likely tightened feeling when having sex? I'm sure like an 18yo all over. Just curious,, becuae I'm currently 6 girth, and the tightness is bringing climaxing sooner.

 

[garg]

Thanks for reminding me. I forget to do that sometimes. The whole family uses this computer at one time or another.

Use a different browser than the one everyone else uses just to be sure. If you are using Firefox or Opera you can create a seperate profile for your self and reduce the risk of getting embarrased

 

[goinfor11x7]

Great advice, garg!! I'll look into it.

 

[goinfor11x7]

Hey going for 11x7, how are you dealng with your girth and the most likely tightened feeling when having sex? I'm sure like an 18yo all over. Just curious,, becuae I'm currently 6 girth, and the tightness is bringing climaxing sooner.

Yeah, [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words],

Same here. She climaxes much sooner. And she does a lot more moaning than she used to. The thing is, I can maintain my erections much longer, now.


I got rid of the Viagra, except for an occasional edging P.E. session.

Agreed!! It does make you feel like a 17 year old again. My urologist said Viagra would do that. That was 15 years ago.

Along comes P.E. and now I'm doing it "the natural way." Whoohooooo!!!


:zzboner:

 

[lickmonstr]

You know, this thread just had me think of another question that I know many others have wondered about. I'l post that next.

 

[lickmonstr]

Yeah, [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words],

Same here. She climaxes much sooner. And she does a lot more moaning than she used to. The thing is, I can maintain my erections much longer, now.


I got rid of the Viagra, except for an occasional edging P.E. session.

Agreed!! It does make you feel like a 17 year old again. My urologist said Viagra would do that. That was 15 years ago.

Along comes P.E. and now I'm doing it "the natural way." Whoohooooo!!!


:zzboner:

So, what excercises do you use other than DLD blaster to help delay climax? My wife is terribly fine, so I have to make it last. I do keep phucking after climax, and eventually get rock hard again, but 1-1.5 hours of sex 4-5 times a week can be exhausting. adult entertainment stars do it, but they also have viagra and coffee breaks. What a hard life! Speaking of Viagra, I use Levitra. Since I get it for free, I dont mind using it ocassionally

 

[goinfor11x7]

None. I've never suffered from premature ejaculation. Even when I was your age. On the contrary, I've always tended to hold back to make it last longer. But if I delayed or even now, delay, orgasm, it takes me quite a while before I'll come. The urologist told me thirty years ago to stop doing that.

BTW, that muscle is powerfully strong now. I can flex it to stop the contractions and ejaculation, urination, whatever. That's when I have experienced these incredible orgasms that last for several minutes. That used to be my lady's domain. She can't believe my orgasms just keep going on and on.

Like---what did I do that was different? He, he, he.

 

[goinfor11x7]

I tried Levitra, but I prefer Viagra. The effects last a good day or so, so I cut it in quarters so that it will last longer. With the jelqing, edging, and kegeling, a quarter is all I need.

How many men do you know who practice kegeling religiously? They were prescribed to women after childbirth, right? Not for men. What a crock of shit that was (is).

 

[Anesthesia]

Goin for 11,

What did you say your urologist told you to stop doing 30 yrs ago, and why?

 

[goinfor11x7]

A,

I developed prostatitis--no infection, but a swollen prostate, which is damned unpleasant. Out of the blue, he asked me if I ever held back when I was ready to come. I said, "Sometimes." He said, "Don't do that. Ejaculate when you're ready to ejaculate. He was of the opinion, as was my internist, that prostate problems, including prostate cancer, occurs in men who do not "pop" often enough.

Food for thought. I don't think that's a problem when you're nineteen years old.

 

[Anesthesia]

Being 19 , you never know, fucked up bad luck things happen, I have a degenerative disc in my back and i'm 19, that's suppose to be a old man thing so anything can happen.

I hold mine back sometimes, and let them retrojac but i eventually bust, do you think thats okay?

 

[goinfor11x7]

I do think it's o.k., so long as you don't make a practice of it. I'm sorry about the disc problem. That's genetic. My Mrs. had the same condition when she was your age.

They are already replacing them through surgery. I'm sure they'll have it perfected before you're much older, so you'll be able to get a replacement.
Modern medicine is truly doing miracles.

 

[higherone]

Interesting posts. I never realized that holding back was bad for you.

 

[Pandora]

I think the window cleaner caught me hanging im not sure weather he saw me tho lol had to cover my legs up lol

 

[Pandora]

I had somebody bust im my bedroom when reading on this web page that pissed me off i was like get the fuck out lol trying too minimize the page and it pop back up lol

 

[higherone]

Yeah, I think more guy probably got busted looking at a Penis Enlargement site than actually doing Penis Enlargement.

 

[lickmonstr]

I wonder if anyone's been busted at the office. LOL? I do stretching at the office, since I wear shorts at times. Just slide it out the side, grip with the OK grip, and grab the chair with the other 3. Just be leaning back, I get inredible stretching. Shit, I wonder if there's asec cam in my office, monitored by a toothless hag. Hey, questiond, anyone ever been gummed? :bouncesqu

 

[goinfor11x7]

Yeah, it feels great!!! He, he, he.

They're probably saying to themselves, "There's so and so beating his meat again!!"

 

[lickmonstr]

Oh, I can't beat my meat. Ihave extremely hard hands with several callouses!

 

[goinfor11x7]

No hair on the palms of your hands?


rofl

 

[pepepe]

Oh, I can't beat my meat. Ihave extremely hard hands with several callouses!

:bomb: :bomb:

 

[lickmonstr]

I though t about how being in the sun increses testosterone. Now, what about Penis Enlargement'ing in the hot Texas sun? Hmmm, I think I can do that, as long as I'm close to the fence, since no one is home now.

 

[goinfor11x7]

I don't use a hand held cell phone. So I figure I can use my spare hand to P.E. while driving.

 

[higherone]

bump. Anyone else ever busted? What about "came out" about Penis Enlargement?

 

[dingoman]

I have to resurrect this post. This was my old profile before going off to war... I could never retrieve the PW. But im ok with that. Ive yet to be busted, 8x6. Anyone busted since the last thread?

 

[dingoman]

I don't use a hand held cell phone. So I figure I can use my spare hand to P.E. while driving.

I have to give you my routine while i drive 50 miles each way to / from work

 

[Apparitions]

Has anybody ever been caught by their mom while Penis Enlargement'ing or viewing the Penis Enlargement site? I just want to know how my mom will react if she ever finds out. She is pretty cool but I think she might get pissed. I am 19 and go to college full time. Obviously, I live with my mom and my step dad.

 

[DLD]

This is an old post but funny non-the-less

A Bad Day In The Life of a Obsessive Complulsive that Penis Enlargement's

I am new to this forum but I desided that I would share the posts over at Penis EnlargementForums.net with everyone here....I am a 35 year old....I suffer with extreme OCD (Obsessional Compulsive Disorder) and BDD (Body Dismorphic disease) Alot of my problems center around my penis....No matter what I think I see it most of the time wrong...What I mean is my measurements are 9.60 x 6.5 and I cannot see it the right way....It is part of this disease...IT SUCKS....For those of you who know me and have been with me on my huge Penis Enlargement journey will get a laugh out of this....My therapist says I should make fun of my disorder...So HERE GOES....

Ok...This is a typical bad day in my life of Penis Enlargement....I was telling Jen (my girlfriend) about it last night and she started laughing hysterically and said I should post it ....

I am still suffering with 2 ingrown hairs at the base of my unit...So yesterday morning I thought I would just not Jelq. to avoid and pain....So I do my regular stretching routine and go to work....Now to understand this you have to realize I work with my family...My Father, My Brother, and My Ex-Wife, In a large building connected to a house that my sister and her husband live. I am just sitting at my desk doing my work (I work on a computer in a very private office) Now my family knows I have extreme OCD and just kinda brushes off my strange behavior...after all they have dealt with it my whole life....My Ex-Wife on the other hand is more suspicious of my odd behaviors and will ask me what I am up to...Now I already decided that I was NOT GOING TO JELQ. but then I came across a picture on the net of this Women who goes by the name of Scarlett....Now I love ghetto bootie with a passion and she is the quintessential picture of GHETTO BOOTIE....So of course I am looking at her and my cock starts to get hard. Then I start obsessing about jelqing and the size of my penis. I am thinking If I don't jelq. I am going to shrink and lose all my gains...etc...etc. and to add to the obsessive mix I see the size of Scarletts Ass and I start thinking my newly shrunk penis would be pathetic against her huge cheeks....So I am sitting at the computer with my half hard cock and a bunch of new obsessions that will not go away until......I GO AND JELQ...

I head to the upstairs loft of our building....This area used to be an attic and was converted into a small office with a private bathroom....This is the place I Jelq when I am at work....Now if anyone has read anything about my problems, the worst possible thing for me is heat...When I get hot a associate this with an attack. Well it is like 140° in this bathroom and I am already starting to sweat and get fustrated. I reach under the vanity and I am out of Vaseline....So I proceed to put my clothes back on my completly soaked body and head back done stairs in a frantic hunt for a lubricant....then I remember that my sister is gone out and she has a 2 year old so I figure there has got to be some Vasoline in her house. I go in and find a fresh container sitting in the baby's room...I feel to guilty to take the whole jar so I grab a handful and head back through the shop...

I bump into my Ex-Wife, vaseline in hand, completely sweating...I must have looked like a big perverted psycho who just got finished wacking off....She gives me a look that supports my theory and I head back upstairs.

I make it to the 140° bathroom, fully dressed with a huge glob of vaseline on my hand. At this point I realize that I have a tight long sleeve shirt on and in order to get it off I have to park the handful of vaseline somewhere....Sweating my ass off I find a piece of plastic bag and wipe it on that so as to get on dressed. Vaseline is a really fun lube cuz it stays on your skin like FOREVER....I have O.C.D. so I have to wash my hands before I can get undressed so I don't infect my clothes with this greasy substance....

FINALLY...I get clean and undressed...My clothes are completely soaked with sweat and my cock is now in frustration mode....Totally Fucking Soft...Yay for that....I muster up enough lustful thought to get some blood back in it and strive to get a decent 1000 jelqs so my ever shrinking cock would be big enough for the enormous cheeks I saw on my computer screen....I decide that looking at my penis would not be wise as I was in a huge anxiety attack and I was positive my penis was now 2 inches....but the funny thing about O.C.D. is I cannot just not look, I HAVE TO LOOK...So I Do....Then I have to see it the right way...and I did...Then I see my shoe laying on the ground and I start getting obsessed about the size difference between my cock and my shoe....Mind you my shoe is over 12" so my obsession that my penis is shrunk is now a living reality in the grand scheme of things. I am now sweating bullets, staring at a shoe and practically crying...so I just drop my penis and I hear SPLASH as my penis drops into the toilet water...so aside from being disgusted I start to feel a bit better because I know the distance to the water (YES I HAVE OBSESSIVELY MEASURED EVERY TOILET I FREQUENT) The distance of 9.5" to the water gives me some temporary reassurance that my penis has not shrunken....I thank God for this wonderful Jelq session and start my hot wrap.....There is only one tiny hand towel....No soap....My clothes are soaked...I am lubed up like the dickins'. So now I realize I have to make it down stair to the other company bathroom....

I throw on my sticky clothes, now covered with vaseline and make my way past the Ex-Wife into the bathroom in the front office. Now I have already made myself see my penis in a good way...and I was still feeling happy about the toilet adventure...So I decided to NOT LOOK AT IT...cuz I might see it wrong and that would ruin my day....So I decide to wash with the lights out....I have to get up on the vanity and wash myself in the sink. This was going pretty well until I realized my penis did not reach the bottom of the sink....As hard as I tried I could not touch that fucking sink bottom...I figure the sink must be deeper than my measurement and decide that I will just forget about this.....YEAH RIGHT....I am finally dressed, clean sitting at my computer...and I am trying so hard not to think about it....but it burns in my head between every fucking though....HOW DEEP IS THE SINK......Finally in a fustrated rage I grab one of the many measuring devices that are skattered about our shop and head for the bathroom, past the Ex-Wife, with this big ruler in my hand....Do ya think she thinks I am alright?

Well it takes me a very long time to measure...I finally measure the sink it is only 7.5" to the bottom.....An instant hot flash...Now I am really obsessing....This means my penis is like 6"....I am ready to cry again....I am thinking it must have shrunk....I mean I was sure 1/2 hour prior that my penis was 9.5" what happened? My OCD is very tricky and will play these games, so in order to find out what the problem was I have to get completely undressed and get back on the vanity and measure the distance of my penis base to the point of the sink that it did not reach....This is when I realized that I have an ass that prevents my penis fom starting at the top of the sink....I am actually quite a bit higher....2" to be exact...I do the math and I finally come to the final theroy that I did not shrink....

Now I feel happy...Everything is right.....and I can continue with my day.....I LOVE Penis Enlargement

 

[AF3]

To be honest, I know of very few people who've achieved extreme success in any discipline without being absolutely obsessed with their endeavor. The key just seems to be turning the obsession into discipline and making the obsession productive.

 

[AF3]

bump. Anyone else ever busted? What about "came out" about Penis Enlargement?

Why wouldn't you tell everybody you know if they asked? Honestly I take pride in my work ethic over everything else and this would just be another example. Trying to hide it would seem like it causes way more problems than it's worth, if only for the fact that you know you're hiding something. If it's something you believe in and are doing to support your body, why wouldn't you be proud of it? It's not illegal, you're not going to jail, worst that's going to happen is you're going to get hated on by somebody jealous of the fact that you were mature enough to take responsibility for your own sexual insecurities.

 

[TAKA]

Just got caught about 2 weeks ago by my new girl friend.

It was our second date and I brought her back to my place. Like a dumbass, I did forget my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penomet[/words] on the counter in the bathroom...and girls always go to bathroom!!!

She came out of the bathroom with my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penomet[/words] and she was like: wtf is that?

I'm not a bullshitter so I told her everything...and asked her if she likes big cock!?

She was so excited...she asked me for a demonstration...so we played together and I let her pump me with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penomet[/words]. I also show her the jelquing technique so now sometimes when she jerks me off, she jelqs me a bit.... Then, after she penomized my cock, I fucked her so bad 5 times in a row.

She said she never felt a cock that hard and she never met someone with that much [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]stamina[/words] and EQ.

Felt so good not to have to hide anything... a great start with that chicks..... lots of fun ahead + I get a sexy ass training partner to train my dick when I feel lazy hahaha

 

[DLD]

Penomet in the Bathroom, huh? When we were shooting film for [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] and the affiliate products we rented a beautiful home in Boca Raton to shoot the video. ANyway, this was a house that was being lived in and it was absolutely gorgeous. Anyway, I am pretty sure we left a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Penomet[/words] in the shower there and a few [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]gaiters[/words]....I wondered what the home owners must have thought...I was hoping that the wife found it and it opened a undue can of worms I can be very evil