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Just finished watching the program.

Here are some concluding remarks about the 47 minutes and 40 seconds show.

Mr. Mark = Legally retarded. whatt the fuckkk was that? eww. just fucken wrong. eww.


That kid, got ripped off. 3/8th of an inch for $4000. he woulda made more newbie gains just doing a simple "stretch n jelq" routine.


The stripper Steve= I was laughing my ass off when he was saying how he got the Penis Enlargement surgery because his wife was nympho, and that his friends told him she cheated on him numerous times. Dumbass, instead of paying $4000 and ruining ur dick, pay $2000, get an AK-47 and see if the bitch still cheats on u or not.


Russian surgeon = wow, brilliant. now THAT is surgical excellence.

MIKE SALVINI, rocked. Even though I was dissappointed that there was wayyy too little time spent on natural Penis Enlargement. It's by FAR the most effective of the options shown.

Conclusion of the show:

Penis Enlargement gives you something no amount of money can ever give you. and it's cheap if not free.


p.s. did I say that Mr. Mark guy looked retarded? he should be shot... at least twice.
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
p.s. did I say that Mr. Mark guy looked retarded? he should be shot... at least twice.
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That dude injected too much silicone in his Dick that it started filling up his lips.
 
Yeah and he may be getting sick because of it now. What a dummy, didn't see that coming?.... I agree they should have shown more Dld, and some of his erect pics so people can see the real potential.
 
LIGHTNING said:
That dude injected too much silicone in his Dick that it started filling up his lips.
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ya i noticed that. I would love to punch him in the face.


and I was hoping they'd show something errect of Mike. Maybe there'll be a sequel to it, this time with more DLD!
 
LIGHTNING said:
They are not allowed to air Erect Penis's.
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ya I guessed that. I guess errect all of a sudden becomes pornographic. or was it that they didn't wanna upset the silicone injecting crowd. I mean havingg a big dick AND getting an errection is probably quite offensive to them.
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
ya I guessed that. I guess errect all of a sudden becomes pornographic. or was it that they didn't wanna upset the silicone injecting crowd. I mean havingg a big dick AND getting an errection is probably quite offensive to them.
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lol lol lol Very nice VK! Yeah I didn't know they couldn't show erect penises, that sucks. Dld woulda blown that wierd, baldy, silicone dude outa the water. Especially with his length! I just figured Dld didn't get hard because. well, probably most of us couldn't on national fucking TV! I didn't realize it was because they censor erections.... Whatever just that much fewer people who wouldn't realize that that is how small Dld gets, and won't realize how much NPenis Enlargement would rock their world.
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
Mr. Mark = Legally retarded. whatt the fuckkk was that? eww. just fucken wrong. eww. p.s. did I say that Mr. Mark guy looked retarded? he should be shot... at least twice.
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I'm not familiar with the program, but are you talking about the guy who used to own LPSG?
 
bigbutnottoo said:
I'm not familiar with the program, but are you talking about the guy who used to own LPSG?
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I dunno what LPSG is but in the program he said he owned some site, extremecock or some gay name like that. we used to type things like that into google in computer class in highschool on any1's computer who went to the washroom. then we'd turn off the computer and wait till he came back :blush:
 
bIgjOe said:
lol lol lol Very nice VK! Yeah I didn't know they couldn't show erect penises, that sucks. Dld woulda blown that wierd, baldy, silicone dude outa the water. Especially with his length! I just figured Dld didn't get hard because. well, probably most of us couldn't on national fucking TV! I didn't realize it was because they censor erections.... Whatever just that much fewer people who wouldn't realize that that is how small Dld gets, and won't realize how much NPenis Enlargement would rock their world.
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ya ur right though, getting hard on national TV isn't easy. specially since you know Mister Mark will be watching you.


you know what he said that made me wanna punch him?

have you ever heard some controversial revolutionary genuis artist that has a brand new style talk? they usually say:

"well I wanted to challange the art world, and show them that art can be anything, and you shouldn't just look at art in the classical sense. Art can be anything!"


now we have this troll, that's saying :

I wanted to change the way people would view the penis, and the way people think a penis SHOULD look like or a way a penis SHOULD function. So in a way I'm challenging the way a penis is viewed in the minds of people.



yesss, just cause you have a penis that looks like a watermelon, doesn't mean ANYONE's gonna look at your dick and say "Hydromaxm, wow so THAT is how a penis should look like and THAT is its true purpose, to be dunked in toillet water, not to penetrate a girl."
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
The stripper Steve= I was laughing my ass off when he was saying how he got the Penis Enlargement surgery because his wife was nympho, and that his friends told him she cheated on him numerous times. Dumbass, instead of paying $4000 and ruining ur dick, pay $2000, get an AK-47 and see if the bitch still cheats on u or not.
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I haven't watched it yet, but that does sound funny. I would definitely recommend that guy take a course of action similar to your recommendations.
 
pyro said:
LPSG = Large Penis Support Group it's a board
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Yeah, the guy who owned it was named Mister Mark but he sold it on eBay. I think, but am not sure, it might be the same guy.

BTW, I dont think there is any reason for anyone at a Penis Enlargement site, to have a problem with people into body modification, especially of their penis. there are probably millions of people who think there is something seriously wrong with you also.

OR advocating or even suggesting violence against women.
 
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bigbutnottoo said:
Yeah, the guy who owned it was named Mister Mark but he sold it on eBay. I think, but am not sure, it might be the same guy.

BTW, I dont think there is any reason for anyone at a Penis Enlargement site, to have a problem with people into body modification, especially of their penis. there are probably millions of people who think there is something seriously wrong with you also.

OR advocating or even suggesting violence against women.
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whatever floats ur boat buddy
 
bigbutnottoo said:
Yeah, the guy who owned it was named Mister Mark but he sold it on eBay. I think, but am not sure, it might be the same guy.

BTW, I dont think there is any reason for anyone at a Penis Enlargement site, to have a problem with people into body modification, especially of their penis. there are probably millions of people who think there is something seriously wrong with you also.

OR advocating or even suggesting violence against women.
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I wasn't gonna say anything but first of all, the majority of people on Penis Enlargement sites are into promoting growth/change in the natural course of physical developement. I can't speak for you, but my purpose of Penis Enlargement is to grow my penis larger for better sex, not to grow it to a size to be a practical joke.

Nor are we in ANYWAY trying to change the public's preception of 'how a penis should function'. I think it's quite wrong of you to compare what we do here at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] to what the extreme silicone injecting crowd are after. Our path takes years of dedication and hardwork, whereas their is a fast worthless injection.



secondly, I could care less if 'millions of people think something is seriously wrong with me.' Just because some people might be unaccepting of a person's want for improvement doesn't mean he/she shouldn't strive to improve nor does it mean that he/she should automatically become accepting of everything else out there because some people have a problem with what he/she's doing. I know MANY people who think going to a room, standing infront of a mirror and lifting a weight several times just to make a muscle temporarily large is stupid too, but it doesnt mean I'm gonna stop bodybuilding. As I said whatever floats your boat, but I can have an opinion of a retard like 'Mister Mark' and I'm gonna express it.



and finally, I'm not advocating/suggesting violence against women. It's extremely hard for a man to deal with a girl who's cheated on him. I think it's one of the greater pains in life specially if you care for her, and getting Penile Augmentation surgery done because of that is like buying your kid a corvette when he starts doing cocaine. A girl that is whorish enough not to keep her legs closed when her man isn't around should be shot dead and then spat on. and that doesn't NECESSARILY mean you have to kill her, it just means in your eyes, a girl that cheats on you, should be dead.


Now you go and think about that mr. politically correct mod.
 
I did not see the entire show, I will today, but I did see the "Mike Salvini" segment and I was pleased. I wanted men to hear me and believe me, at least enough to search deeper. My goal in this game has always been to get this information (and my current work in mental/physical meta-science) to the people who need it.

Some guys, just knowing it exists gives them a stored confidence. Some men just plain need Penis Enlargement. They have suffered with a small penis, dysfunction or some other urological problem and this sub-medical information is their saving grace.

The point is many will peek into our world but only the ones who really need this will experience the miracle. I never see Penis Enlargement becoming a past time, unless your name is SUPRA:)

We are reaching millions now, a very big thing when you considered how short of a time we brought Penis Enlargement from 0 to 1,000,000+. Pat yourselves on the back as it was us and no one else. The members who joined this forum. back in the day when Thunders was laughing at me for even attempting a forum. After all how could a mentally handicapped person like me make a forum happen? Low and behold we kept it going. I mean even in my off days I'm known to floss. We did that, we kept it tight and now we have emerged in the ALPHA position and millions of spectators are now looking at what we have created. Fuck, even Playboy wants to know our name. We have done a very big thing and our message will get to millions. The cool thing about multiplication is it becomes perpetual in certain equations that reach beyond Pi. For the lame man, the million we just reached will keeps doubling up as long as we keep feeding the masses with knowledge and honesty.

The haters will hate but I worry more about it when they stop hating.
[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], I am sure emerged as the only sensible choice, the documentary more than likely allowed the other guests to make fools of themselves, which made [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] an even more logical choice.
 
doublelongdaddy said:
[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], I am sure emerged as the only sensible choice, the documentary more than likely allowed the other guests to make fools of themselves, which made [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] an even more logical choice.
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For anyone like myself who downloaded the entire segment...DLD definitely made the most sense. Hmm, the choices laid forth: 1)It's just not possible, or size doesnt matter 2) Surgery is the only way that works...albiet the hefty $$$ cost, and at best can usually guaranty very little in the length department...oh and they often if not always prescribe weights and [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]traction[/words]...surprise, surprise!. 3) You can have silicone injected, making for that healthy, bloated look that turns so many partners on (insert sarcasm)
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
ya ur right though, getting hard on national TV isn't easy. specially since you know Mister Mark will be watching you.


you know what he said that made me wanna punch him?

have you ever heard some controversial revolutionary genuis artist that has a brand new style talk? they usually say:

"well I wanted to challange the art world, and show them that art can be anything, and you shouldn't just look at art in the classical sense. Art can be anything!"


now we have this troll, that's saying :

I wanted to change the way people would view the penis, and the way people think a penis SHOULD look like or a way a penis SHOULD function. So in a way I'm challenging the way a penis is viewed in the minds of people.



yesss, just cause you have a penis that looks like a watermelon, doesn't mean ANYONE's gonna look at your dick and say "Hydromaxm, wow so THAT is how a penis should look like and THAT is its true purpose, to be dunked in toillet water, not to penetrate a girl."
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stillwantmore said:
DLD definitely made the most sense.
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Damn, I guess the planets were aligned that day:D or I took my meds
 
doublelongdaddy said:
Damn, I guess the planets were aligned that day:D or I took my meds
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no I was proud to say 'that's ma boy.. growing up so fast :blush: '

I'm sure about 90% of the people that watch that wonder about NPenis Enlargement.

and umm mike, if PlayBoy wants to do a photoshoot w us, I might be willing to volunteer :p
 
I'd like to see that vid myself. The reason I think erections are censored is because it's nothing most men want to see. Why do you think it's sooo cool for girls to make out, but not dudes? Lezzies don't threaten men's sexuality. Think about how insecure the average guy is, especially about his dick. Do you think millions of guys want visual confirmation that some dude's dick is way bigger than theirs? I doubt it. We here are in the minority.
As for millions of ppl thinking there's something wrong with us, who cares? We got a positive thing going here. People used to rag on me for eating well and staying dedicated to my exercise, and some people say,"I 'm gonna ENJOY my life, not be miserable and count calories." That's fine. I 'll think about that when thay're wheezing up a flight of stairs and I'm taking them 2 and 3 at a time. Or enjoying a WHOLE pizza and not getting fat since I'm so miserable counting calories. I hope Penis Enlargement gets some props. Years in the gym have shown me that ppl all too often aren't interested once they find out something requires a little hard work and commitment, especially in this Age of Entitlement that we live in. I will be spreading the word.
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
no I was proud to say 'that's ma boy.. growing up so fast :blush: '

I'm sure about 90% of the people that watch that wonder about NPenis Enlargement.

and umm mike, if PlayBoy wants to do a photoshoot w us, I might be willing to volunteer :p
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Growin' up for me is a daily operation. I have so much to struggle with but so much beauty comes of it. I was having coffee with a friend this morning and he asked if I would ever want a normal life with no medication, a normal I.Q., where I would not obsess over mathematics and anatomy, where science and physics were no longer a part of my life, and I said no. I would not change a thing.

Right now, living in AB Studio with no bathroom, no money and an internet connection that is ready to be terminated, I could just say fuck it. Go out and get a 9-5, pay the bills, live the normal life, but that is not where my heart is. I spend every day, all day working on these things, trying to give the next shit. It's my life, it's what I do.
 
Struggle only strengthens, DLD, but I'm sure you know that. Can't help but admire your integrity and perseverance. Count me in on that Playboy shoot, Vaseline. Wife can't get mad if I'm promoting a positive direction to be traveling in.
 
doublelongdaddy said:
Growin' up for me is a daily operation. I have so much to struggle with but so much beauty comes of it. I was having coffee with a friend this morning and he asked if I would ever want a normal life with no medication, a normal I.Q., where I would not obsess over mathematics and anatomy, where science and physics were no longer a part of my life, and I said no. I would not change a thing.

Right now, living in AB Studio with no bathroom, no money and an internet connection that is ready to be terminated, I could just say fuck it. Go out and get a 9-5, pay the bills, live the normal life, but that is not where my heart is. I spend every day, all day working on these things, trying to give the next shit. It's my life, it's what I do.
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Which is why we all respect you man. As Packing already suggested, after every storm there's calm. so the harder times are now, the better it will be afterwards when good times come.



Count me in on that Playboy shoot, Vaseline. Wife can't get mad if I'm promoting a positive direction to be traveling in.
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haha exactly! We're just going there for charity and goodness of heart NOTHING ELSE!:cool:
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
haha exactly! We're just going there for charity and goodness of heart NOTHING ELSE!:cool:
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I just want to meet Hef and tell him what an honor it is to be in his magazine...wow!
 
doublelongdaddy said:
I just want to meet Hef and tell him what an honor it is to be in his magazine...wow!
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lol ya you chill with hef, keep him occupied, I'll be ummm around... ( It's better this way anyways, I don't need you scarring all the bunnies with your anaconda, *scarring or attracting*, either way they wouldn't stay near me if you were around>:( )
 
Hey DLD, if Playboy wants independant confirmation that NPenis Enlargement works. Or to test the validity of the principle you're putting forth on ALPHABLADE. If they require a before and after type demonstration, there, at the Mansion, in California; then I hereby humbly offer to volunteer myself for the cause!

No matter the personal cost. No pain too painful...no strain too strenuous...no sacrifice too...uhh...sacrificial ! I know I can do it !!
What'll it take? What'll it take?! I can walk to LA, I can live in a tent out behind "The Mansion", I can gargle with Novacain.....I can do things that no woman on Earth ever......uhhh....uhh huh huh...I mean ahhh: I'm very dedicated.
Well, thanks for listening anyways...

( hey, let go o' my ears...I know what I'm doin' !! )
 
MAXAMEYES said:
Hey DLD, if Playboy wants independant confirmation that NPenis Enlargement works. Or to test the validity of the principle you're putting forth on ALPHABLADE. If they require a before and after type demonstration, there, at the Mansion, in California; then I hereby humbly offer to volunteer myself for the cause!

No matter the personal cost. No pain too painful...no strain too strenuous...no sacrifice too...uhh...sacrificial ! I know I can do it !!
What'll it take? What'll it take?! I can walk to LA, I can live in a tent out behind "The Mansion", I can gargle with Novacain.....I can do things that no woman on Earth ever......uhhh....uhh huh huh...I mean ahhh: I'm very dedicated.
Well, thanks for listening anyways...

( hey, let go o' my ears...I know what I'm doin' !! )
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I got you Homeboy;)
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
ya he's an unlucky person with an average penis.
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or perhaps and average person with an unlucky penis?
 
MisterMark said:
Cool. Let's meet up. I'll show you my cock and balls and we'll see what happens. rofl
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I heard you were in a hospital somewhere suffering from silicone poisoning or something?? It is just what I heard, so what is the truth? When did you get out of the hospital for whatever it was?
 
AlbertaBeef said:
I heard you were in a hospital somewhere suffering from silicone poisoning or something?? It is just what I heard, so what is the truth? When did you get out of the hospital for whatever it was?
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It turned out I had pneumonia. That was last December. I got out of the hospital in early January.
 
What is perfect? What is a penis that not only satisfies our own image of perfection but that of our female (or male) counterpart. It is based solely on the image we project from the limited data we receive from our mate. On this documentary, not to sound egotistical, my penis was the best in most areas. I was not the largest but I do believe I was the most attractive. A penis should be natural and even with penis enlargement is should not bypass the area of harmonic perfection for the situation we dwell.

My penis, is perfectly suited for my body. The size is incredible, yes, but not to the point of disgust. Contrary to what many believe, I have been with a woman recently and her reaction was one of amazement but still, she saw my penis as something she could handle. I have no distortions of the norm, only a larger size than that of the average man.

A guy who injects fat tissue, over pumps and believes this to be attractive has serious problems with compulsive disorder, more than even myself. I have never wanted a penis that was falsely enlarged through surgical and temporary gains through pumping...I wanted a penis that was naturally, permanently and reality based visually, that would appeal to most woman. My size is incredible my most surveys but not intangible by most woman.
 
You are sooo cool, Mike!! What you have expressed here is exactly my feeling on the matter. I've approached P.E. only using natural exercises, and avoiding almost all "devices" out of fear I would destroy the "natural" contours and texture of my penis. I know the Mrs. eyes it with desire and admiration.

Why would I want to destroy such an effect. I think we must work within the natural penile contours of what good Mother Nature gave us.

Right on, wise person!!!

Goin'
 
doublelongdaddy said:
What is perfect? What is a penis that not only satisfies our own image of perfection but that of our female (or male) counterpart. It is based solely on the image we project from the limited data we receive from our mate. On this documentary, not to sound egotistical, my penis was the best in most areas. I was not the largest but I do believe I was the most attractive. A penis should be natural and even with penis enlargement is should not bypass the area of harmonic perfection for the situation we dwell.

My penis, is perfectly suited for my body. The size is incredible, yes, but not to the point of disgust. Contrary to what many believe, I have been with a woman recently and her reaction was one of amazement but still, she saw my penis as something she could handle. I have no distortions of the norm, only a larger size than that of the average man.

A guy who injects fat tissue, over pumps and believes this to be attractive has serious problems with compulsive disorder, more than even myself. I have never wanted a penis that was falsely enlarged through surgical and temporary gains through pumping...I wanted a penis that was naturally, permanently and reality based visually, that would appeal to most woman. My size is incredible my most surveys but not intangible by most woman.
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Very well put.




MisterMark said:
Cool. Let's meet up. I'll show you my cock and balls and we'll see what happens
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Right. As much as I'd love to smash your face in, I think I'll pass. You're a lost boy. I hope you find your way home one day. And I mean that with outmost sincerity.
 
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