Progress thread Big Schwanz Acht vs. inertia...or a 'how to' for the lazy guy to get

Thanks Mike...I'm definitely striving for that elusive 9" bpel. I'm hopeful The MityVac arrives soon, it looks very promising. I'm also beginning a 'body-transformation' program cuz I put-on about 8 lbs (on top of being 10-15 lbs too heavy), so hopefully my 2"+ fat-pad will start to go away too :)
 
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Big Schwanz Acht said:
Thanks Mike...I'm definitely striving for that elusive 9" bpel. I'm hopeful The MityVac arrives soon, it looks very promising. I'm also beginning a 'body-transformation' program cuz I put-on about 8 lbs (on top of being 10-15 lbs too heavy), so hopefully my 2"+ fat-pad will start to go away too :)
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Boy can I relate to you! My fat pad is still above 2 inches ? I need to put fire under my ass, I what I need to do I just can’t get it started. I hope this goes great for you.
 
I think I'm going to start slowly with a 2-3 mile walk, three times a day...I generally will have one beer w/dinner that I'll eliminate...and maybe throw-in some push-ups. I figure any activity is good activity and if I throw too much on my plate, I'll never stick w/it
 
Big Schwanz Acht said:
I think I'm going to start slowly with a 2-3 mile walk, three times a day...I generally will have one beer w/dinner that I'll eliminate...and maybe throw-in some push-ups. I figure any activity is good activity and if I throw too much on my plate, I'll never stick w/it
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That sounds easy and like something I would be able to do. I’m gonna try to do the same thing and start out really easy and then work my way up. I’m the same way if there’s too much on my plate my whole schedule is up ended and I end up stressful mess. Everything needs to fit into my day perfectly. But starting so simple is something I definitely can do.
 
Simplifying helps a lot of times! Of course certain things do have a very elaborate schedule or plans, but with many things simplifying is the key to victory. :)

Those beers add up, I tell you. I was living quite well for a few months in Germany, I rode a bicycle on almost daily basis and ate pretty healthy. But the beer! The cheap glorious beer ... :D
I could get premium beers for little money over there compared to my my home country. Here I pay from 3 - 10 USD for a premium stuff but over there most things were in 2-5 USD range. (Conversing from euros to USD. :) )

I need to add more exercise to my days as well.
Skipping rope is a good way to burn calories, I think @REDZULU2003 might have mentioned that!

Best of health to all Brothers out there!
 
arkailija said:
Simplifying helps a lot of times! Of course certain things do have a very elaborate schedule or plans, but with many things simplifying is the key to victory. :)
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Many people think that I’m smart but I’m not smart I’m very simple and I deduce and simplify everything to its most basic level. I never went to school nor was I educated formally in anyway. My mind just has the ability to play Game Theory as a normal way of thinking. Things should be a simple as they can be. I made a post in the moderators forum that nobody replied to, but it was a post based on why things need to be simple in today’s day and age. Have a read through it because it has a lot of good sense.
 
Big Schwanz Acht said:
I got the 'itch' for a bit of a 'pick-me-up'...might be time for another field-trip :)
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I’m so excited I’ll get to go out again and live this incredible venture through you! Can you smoke a little bit cannabis for me just to see how that works on your field trip LOL. Well I’ll be waiting patiently for my vicarious visit via your adventure?????
 
I ended-up playing golf instead...gorgeous (albeit 'crisp' day), but it seemed to 'do the trick' :) BTW, my hippie-cabbage smokin' days are in my distant (40+ years ago) past and I'm afraid if I had any of today's coma-inducing weed, I'd be in a corner sucking my thumb
 
Big Schwanz Acht said:
I ended-up playing golf instead...gorgeous (albeit 'crisp' day), but it seemed to 'do the trick' :) BTW, my hippie-cabbage smokin' days are in my distant (40+ years ago) past and I'm afraid if I had any of today's coma-inducing weed, I'd be in a corner sucking my thumb
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40 years ago my goodness you would not be able to even handle it with the new strains! Anyway, a beautiful day playing golf sounds very nice but it doesn’t compare to your usual field trips. ❤️??
 
Big Schwanz Acht said:
just a quick update...still using the 5X5X3 method in my modded X40, and hitting 8 3/4" in the cylinder (which translates into a 'real world' length of 8 3/8") and my girth is holding steady at 7" MSEG
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Big that is great news! I am so proud of how far you have come so far with the 5×5×3 SRT girth work. It shows that this routine has longevity and will bring gains far into the future. Seven inches of girth is Diesel territory!
 
Big Schwanz Acht said:
...symmetry is the new black :) I'm about 3/4" shy of 9" BPEL and at that point things should have a more 'balanced' look. PE is very difficult, but oh so rewarding
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You know I’ve always been about symmetry, that’s what I spoke on most in the Perfect Penis Movie. I’m so particular about the way things fit, the way they’re shaped and how big they are etc. etc. etc. So I’m obsessed with things being balanced and symmetrical. With a solid 7 inches of girth you definitely need 9 inches of length maybe even 9 1/2. But that’s only my opinion ?
 
I had a 'field-trip' yesterday and hooked-up with an attractive brunette named Kyah/Kiah (I didn't ask her for the spelling). She was pretty tall, about 5'9" with a nice pair of C+ boobies and a big/round booty. She asked if I wanted a back massage and I replied with 'how 'bout a front massage, lol. This lasted about 3-4 minutes and she moved up to my ever-growing johnson, then said 'did you bring your own condoms cuz I don't have any XL's', (I didn't but said we could 'make the ones she had work). After a short BJ, (she only took the head+an inch) she climbed on top and let-out an almost inaudible 'gasp' as the first few inches entered her. We went very slowly, and all she could manage was about 6" so we switched-around to missionary. It took some patience (and a lot of lube), but I was able to almost penetrate her fully and her back wall resisted anything more than about 7 1/2" - 7 3/4".
We continued for about 20 minutes and I could feel myself starting to get kinda numb, so we decided to finish via mutual masturbation. I find it really erotic watching a girl touch herself to the brink of orgasm (I'm sure she didn't climax), and she said it turned her on to watch me stroke myself. At one point she mentioned that she was going to tell her friends that she was almost able to 'take the biggest cock ever' and that I should make a adult entertainment, (I said 'only if you co-star' :)). The more she talked about it, the closer I got to cumming and finally exploded when she said 'yours is the biggest one I've seen'
kapow!
 
Big Schwanz Acht said:
I had a 'field-trip' yesterday and hooked-up with an attractive brunette named Kyah/Kiah (I didn't ask her for the spelling). She was pretty tall, about 5'9" with a nice pair of C+ boobies and a big/round booty. She asked if I wanted a back massage and I replied with 'how 'bout a front massage, LOL. This lasted about 3-4 minutes and she moved up to my ever-growing johnson, then said 'did you bring your own condoms cuz I don't have any XL's', (I didn't but said we could 'make the ones she had work). After a short BJ, (she only took the head+an inch) she climbed on top and let-out an almost inaudible 'gasp' as the first few inches entered her. We went very slowly, and all she could manage was about 6" so we switched-around to missionary. It took some patience (and a lot of lube), but I was able to almost penetrate her fully and her back wall resisted anything more than about 7 1/2" - 7 3/4".
We continued for about 20 minutes and I could feel myself starting to get kinda numb, so we decided to finish via mutual masturbation. I find it really erotic watching a girl touch herself to the brink of orgasm (I'm sure she didn't climax), and she said it turned her on to watch me stroke myself. At one point she mentioned that she was going to tell her friends that she was almost able to 'take the biggest cock ever' and that I should make a adult entertainment, (I said 'only if you co-star' :)). The more she talked about it, the closer I got to cumming and finally exploded when she said 'yours is the biggest one I've seen'
kapow!
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I let one off tonight, it’s on you ? I will read this right before I am about to fall asleep I will end up beating my cock! ? 2 times ?
 
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