This is my first real thread, or I should say that since I am not on anything other than natural chemicals that help me sleep since I am a terrible insomniac. I medicate with tetrahydracannibinol in moderate doses to sleep, not really ashamed of it not really proud I just accept that I am addicted to sleep medication.
Anyways, since I have a somewhat clear head here goes. I play guitar alot and front a band, and the entire time I have a cable clamp, and a 13.6 ounce lock fitted to my dick. I have gained so much from this, stretching hardcore at work on break and I even pumped once at work, it was chill. Just told my boss it might be a while and she though I was gonna well take a brown trout massacre so anyways..it just so happened I forgot to take my pump out, which could have been the most embarassing thing ever at work.
One of my co-workers boyfriend is huge, she shows people pictures like a trophy...kinda sad but kinda funny and cool if you are into that stuff. I havent seen it but I wear tight pants, 32X32 carharts to be exact, and I am 6'4 with boots on 6'2 without so it makes for one hellova impression to anyone who dares glance at another persons genitals. It is a fucking game to me now, and its the most fun I have ever had in my life, as far as games pertaining to people goes.
I can walk around albertsons and some dude will glance at my wang like hardcore I catch their eyes and look at them all disgusted like and they get pissed at me, like they look at me like I am the one doing shit. Dont hate the player, hate the game. I call myself a lone wolf though, not a player, I'd like to settle down. But...I fuck alot of chicks.
I pump, jelq, stretch, adc and adh everday. I do an adh or all day hang for up to 12 hours a day, always nine though. It hits the ligs and keeps your dick longer than it would be naturally for 9 hours. How is it not going to grow. Same for a pump. I pump heavy then lay off the psi and just maintain like 2-4 psi as long as I can without any detrimental side effects hopefully. My dick will be about 1/2 inch longer in the tube eventually, which is impressive but it fades fast. It lasts about 2-3 minutes then I have a solid 1/4 or so estimated for quite a while. I am closing in on my goal which is 11, then if I get there and think I could get more and the chicks I fuck could handle it, oh yeah. I'm going for more. I'm just glad I have gotten this far though. Thanks DLD you inspire me alot.
I said that at thunders once.
"thanks to DLD you truely inspire us all"
or some shit like that and I get ban threats and bad pms. Fuck those pompous buttskanks.
I am just into black metal, as you can see by the dudes in my sig, a band I know and used to talk to from south america, started in peru to be exact. Listen to my demo in one of the forums here if you like metal. Killer solos done by me, dont mean to brag but you guys brag about your dicks, well I am somewhat hung and kick ass at guitar. Then again its all I do. Nothing like getting head while soloing, or listening to music..
Hope that made sense. I lost my pipe last night and didnt get more than 2 hours of sleep cause I had to stay up all night looking for it in the forresty parks around grim Oregon. I just want to make all the racist people fee bad because I think whites are just pissed they have small dicks and took it out on more well hung races. People make fun of scottish for fucking sheep or whatever, and it probably means their dick was too big for a girl. Maybe he had a 15 inch dick and just wanted to pound something, it would be gross but then again I would care if my ancestors were 15 inch dicked sheep fuckers, or at least the sicko ones. Doubtful though. Blacks are the most likely to have bigger dicks. But I go nude hottubbing with people all the time and sometimes people get to doing shit, and I have always been called "huge" by even the dues, which is a "heh" "huge" boost in cofidence.
LAter.
Anyways, since I have a somewhat clear head here goes. I play guitar alot and front a band, and the entire time I have a cable clamp, and a 13.6 ounce lock fitted to my dick. I have gained so much from this, stretching hardcore at work on break and I even pumped once at work, it was chill. Just told my boss it might be a while and she though I was gonna well take a brown trout massacre so anyways..it just so happened I forgot to take my pump out, which could have been the most embarassing thing ever at work.
One of my co-workers boyfriend is huge, she shows people pictures like a trophy...kinda sad but kinda funny and cool if you are into that stuff. I havent seen it but I wear tight pants, 32X32 carharts to be exact, and I am 6'4 with boots on 6'2 without so it makes for one hellova impression to anyone who dares glance at another persons genitals. It is a fucking game to me now, and its the most fun I have ever had in my life, as far as games pertaining to people goes.
I can walk around albertsons and some dude will glance at my wang like hardcore I catch their eyes and look at them all disgusted like and they get pissed at me, like they look at me like I am the one doing shit. Dont hate the player, hate the game. I call myself a lone wolf though, not a player, I'd like to settle down. But...I fuck alot of chicks.
I pump, jelq, stretch, adc and adh everday. I do an adh or all day hang for up to 12 hours a day, always nine though. It hits the ligs and keeps your dick longer than it would be naturally for 9 hours. How is it not going to grow. Same for a pump. I pump heavy then lay off the psi and just maintain like 2-4 psi as long as I can without any detrimental side effects hopefully. My dick will be about 1/2 inch longer in the tube eventually, which is impressive but it fades fast. It lasts about 2-3 minutes then I have a solid 1/4 or so estimated for quite a while. I am closing in on my goal which is 11, then if I get there and think I could get more and the chicks I fuck could handle it, oh yeah. I'm going for more. I'm just glad I have gotten this far though. Thanks DLD you inspire me alot.
I said that at thunders once.
"thanks to DLD you truely inspire us all"
or some shit like that and I get ban threats and bad pms. Fuck those pompous buttskanks.
I am just into black metal, as you can see by the dudes in my sig, a band I know and used to talk to from south america, started in peru to be exact. Listen to my demo in one of the forums here if you like metal. Killer solos done by me, dont mean to brag but you guys brag about your dicks, well I am somewhat hung and kick ass at guitar. Then again its all I do. Nothing like getting head while soloing, or listening to music..
Hope that made sense. I lost my pipe last night and didnt get more than 2 hours of sleep cause I had to stay up all night looking for it in the forresty parks around grim Oregon. I just want to make all the racist people fee bad because I think whites are just pissed they have small dicks and took it out on more well hung races. People make fun of scottish for fucking sheep or whatever, and it probably means their dick was too big for a girl. Maybe he had a 15 inch dick and just wanted to pound something, it would be gross but then again I would care if my ancestors were 15 inch dicked sheep fuckers, or at least the sicko ones. Doubtful though. Blacks are the most likely to have bigger dicks. But I go nude hottubbing with people all the time and sometimes people get to doing shit, and I have always been called "huge" by even the dues, which is a "heh" "huge" boost in cofidence.
LAter.