This is my first real thread, or I should say that since I am not on anything other than natural chemicals that help me sleep since I am a terrible insomniac. I medicate with tetrahydracannibinol in moderate doses to sleep, not really ashamed of it not really proud I just accept that I am addicted to sleep medication.

Anyways, since I have a somewhat clear head here goes. I play guitar alot and front a band, and the entire time I have a cable clamp, and a 13.6 ounce lock fitted to my dick. I have gained so much from this, stretching hardcore at work on break and I even pumped once at work, it was chill. Just told my boss it might be a while and she though I was gonna well take a brown trout massacre so anyways..it just so happened I forgot to take my pump out, which could have been the most embarassing thing ever at work.



One of my co-workers boyfriend is huge, she shows people pictures like a trophy...kinda sad but kinda funny and cool if you are into that stuff. I havent seen it but I wear tight pants, 32X32 carharts to be exact, and I am 6'4 with boots on 6'2 without so it makes for one hellova impression to anyone who dares glance at another persons genitals. It is a fucking game to me now, and its the most fun I have ever had in my life, as far as games pertaining to people goes.

I can walk around albertsons and some dude will glance at my wang like hardcore I catch their eyes and look at them all disgusted like and they get pissed at me, like they look at me like I am the one doing shit. Dont hate the player, hate the game. I call myself a lone wolf though, not a player, I'd like to settle down. But...I fuck alot of chicks.

I pump, jelq, stretch, adc and adh everday. I do an adh or all day hang for up to 12 hours a day, always nine though. It hits the ligs and keeps your dick longer than it would be naturally for 9 hours. How is it not going to grow. Same for a pump. I pump heavy then lay off the psi and just maintain like 2-4 psi as long as I can without any detrimental side effects hopefully. My dick will be about 1/2 inch longer in the tube eventually, which is impressive but it fades fast. It lasts about 2-3 minutes then I have a solid 1/4 or so estimated for quite a while. I am closing in on my goal which is 11, then if I get there and think I could get more and the chicks I fuck could handle it, oh yeah. I'm going for more. I'm just glad I have gotten this far though. Thanks DLD you inspire me alot.

I said that at thunders once.

"thanks to DLD you truely inspire us all"

or some shit like that and I get ban threats and bad pms. Fuck those pompous buttskanks.

I am just into black metal, as you can see by the dudes in my sig, a band I know and used to talk to from south america, started in peru to be exact. Listen to my demo in one of the forums here if you like metal. Killer solos done by me, dont mean to brag but you guys brag about your dicks, well I am somewhat hung and kick ass at guitar. Then again its all I do. Nothing like getting head while soloing, or listening to music..

Hope that made sense. I lost my pipe last night and didnt get more than 2 hours of sleep cause I had to stay up all night looking for it in the forresty parks around grim Oregon. I just want to make all the racist people fee bad because I think whites are just pissed they have small dicks and took it out on more well hung races. People make fun of scottish for fucking sheep or whatever, and it probably means their dick was too big for a girl. Maybe he had a 15 inch dick and just wanted to pound something, it would be gross but then again I would care if my ancestors were 15 inch dicked sheep fuckers, or at least the sicko ones. Doubtful though. Blacks are the most likely to have bigger dicks. But I go nude hottubbing with people all the time and sometimes people get to doing shit, and I have always been called "huge" by even the dues, which is a "heh" "huge" boost in cofidence.

LAter.
 
Hey There AcesHigh, You have a fair length there me man, 11" is nothing to be snuffed at. Being black and from Cuba, I have a nice length too, just 3 inches, from the ground that is. Most birds I meet look at my package and swoon as they think about what is under my paints. My problem is that I am now nearly 70, in fact I shall be 70 next year, when I was younger my dick was bigger than it is now. I have been doing Penis Enlargement for about a year or two.
My present bird is only 35, and loves to suck my joint, when I blow my load down her throat she girgels a little and sings give me more of that face cream.

Well dude so you play guiter in a band, do get many birds, who like to fuck you? How long have been doing Penis Enlargement.
 
lol

ElGeorgio, you're my hero!

AcesHigh, keep it up man, those are some great gains. Tell us more about the cable clamp and lock thing, that sounds interesting.
 
AcesHigh said:
I just want to make all the racist people fee bad because I think whites are just pissed they have small dicks and took it out on more well hung races. People make fun of scottish for fucking sheep or whatever, and it probably means their dick was too big for a girl. Maybe he had a 15 inch dick and just wanted to pound something, it would be gross but then again I would care if my ancestors were 15 inch dicked sheep fuckers, or at least the sicko ones. Doubtful though. Blacks are the most likely to have bigger dicks. But I go nude hottubbing with people all the time and sometimes people get to doing shit, and I have always been called "huge" by even the dues, which is a "heh" "huge" boost in cofidence.

You lost me right there bro.. ?:(
 
Hey bro, I wanted to ask you since you say you are at around 11 inches in length..

Have you had any girls who just can't take you all the way in?

Have you had any erection problems being that massive?

And could you elaborate a bit more on the techniques that you have used, like the adh and adc?

Thanks a lot bro, and that is indeed one massive schabanger.
 
Cockolution said:
Hey bro, I wanted to ask you since you say you are at around 11 inches in length..

Have you had any girls who just can't take you all the way in?

Have you had any erection problems being that massive?

And could you elaborate a bit more on the techniques that you have used, like the adh and adc?

Thanks a lot bro, and that is indeed one massive schabanger.

I believe 11" is his goal.. his sig says he is 8ish. And I dont think any woman could take a full 11".
 
Texan said:
A 13.6 oz weight on your dick huh? You should talk to D- he has a 13.6 inch weight on his mind. Coincidence?
I have the lock on my dick right now, and a scale, I am going to once more see if this badass lock does indeed weigh that much. Thing is, I have been a closet/lazy pe enthusiast for nearly 6 years. So....my gains are actually minimal since it took what seem like centuries. I don't come around here often, so if you think I am pulling shit then whatever, it's fine. I am a black metaller of Oregon, people hate me for having long hair and being tall, I get shit every day of my life and will till I am buried by time and dust. The lock weighs 13.6 ounces, and was stolen from a newspaper dispenser in the frozen heart of grim Oregon. I love pale ale's too. I think that if I put my mind to pe I could become a useful resource for information here. However I am in a band, and rely on music to make money. And nobody listens to black metal or even stuff like children of bodom, who we are often compared to.

I am for real guys, I need a digital camera so I can finally post pics...I pump too, until I just boned some jewish girl who was soooooooo fucking good and fine mmmm...she said I had problems, but she also said "dude you're huge." Huge? Heh. I like the sound of that, then the first girl I bones was like whoa, is it always that small. Pe rules, DLD rules, thank you sire for your well.....genius. The only reason THUNDERS PLACE is so weak and basically detrimental to the pe society as a whole is the fact that they are so arrogant and such biggots. I despise that place now, I could hardly post without being looked down on, being called a liar because I didnt gain for 2 years( I jelqed maybe 20 hours a year hahaha, lazy indeed.) but when I did finally start doing shit....yeah whatever they suck. Penis Enlargement forums was the first place I went to and they kinda had a similar vibe. You had to prove yourself. I dont have to prove shit. The girls I fuck every day are proof enough to me.

RACISM SUCKS, and there is nothing wrong with a white player, or lone wolf, or slut or what have you. I am not even white so it doesnt matter.

Just another long babble from AcesHigh, your resident kvlt az fvkk lead guitar shred master.

I pumped today, and am finally starting to get some hefty girth, thank joel kapplan hahahahahaha. Well worth the $100. I got a freind into pe, I spread the gospel now that I am somewhat hung. Still, 11 inches would rock, and 13 inches would be even cooler, then again imagine 15. It is possible, just work, and then when youy get off work, tie a lock to your dick.
 
Cockolution said:
Hey bro, I wanted to ask you since you say you are at around 11 inches in length..

Have you had any girls who just can't take you all the way in?

Have you had any erection problems being that massive?

And could you elaborate a bit more on the techniques that you have used, like the adh and adc?

Thanks a lot bro, and that is indeed one massive schabanger.
I am just finishing my last beer, and will remain coherent to reply to all questions asked that I come across.

I measuere ever day, and was hanging at around 5 3/4 full limp and at full salute nearly 8.5. Then again that is in a pump and my measuring system is sketchy(ruler on the pump). I need to take a ruler measurement. I might be much smaller if I didnt pump, I don't know, but I am large enough to be happy. I have erection difficulty when I am drunk. I like my ale's, and drink heavily, but responsibly. Six ales is nothing to me, but anything more and you are just overkill.

I am making a new thread explaing my lig killing cock-lock
 
Patrick Bateman said:
You lost me right there bro.. ?:(
I got 2 hours of sleep and was drinking heavily to get rid of a hangover so...haha yeah I lose people all the time since I am fucking confused with all the lack of sleep and guitar playing and groupies, yeah groupies are cool.

I dont like racism, and am considered racist because I am proud to be of a VIKING blood line. I am tall, thin, and have native american blod too, rendering me darnk compected, but still tall and musclar. Every race is unique, I just want to preserve that uniqueness in every race, and when vikings pillaged and raped they fucked over thousands of years of genetic evolution. Then again, alot of pople disagree heavily with my views, which is ok since they are probasbly wrong.

Later
 
Haha I like this man as well.

Drinking heavily to get rid of a hangover? Quality..I've done the same numerous times.

As far as the whole black metal scene goes, that is badass. You should post some sound clips. I listen to the genre every so often, and have definitely heard some tracks from Children of Bodom and saw them live once.

Now as far as the point of this thread, thanks for responding to the questions. I will try this cock-lock you speak of or some similar method of extension whenever I get a chance.

Rock on bro, and get an 11 inch cock already. rofl
 
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I hope that works, if not I get shit up on the net all the time, and have been on compilations and such, just underground stuff. I hate the media, thus I play black metal, but dont confuse us with simple musicians. I have a degree in music theory and music performance. I hate to brag, so I try not to, if I do tell me to shut up. I do play pretty well for being so young, I am 20 years old. But can buy beer since I look like I am in my late 20s due to a long beard, a calm personality and above all I am what some people consider tall, which helps me buy beer. Alcoholism sucks though guys, just like any addiction that is detrimental. I dont think I drink enough to need to go to aa meetings at all, but I am just in my partying stage of life it seems. I least I don't tweak or do blow every 45 minutes.


I have a girlfriend though, whoooooo, this summer was dry as hell for me. Funny huh? Summer time, no girls? Yeah, I hate the sun and heat. It kills me, I am not raelly american so my genetics hate hot weather. Time for another beer....nope, make that a huge jelq session. I never jelq, ever since I got into pumping and this lock thing combined with heavy stretching and such. I just thrash, no routine anymore, no time to be consistent with all the work and shows and drumb shit. I just do as much as I can, as hard as I can. \


FUCKING SLAYER
 
Hey AcesHigh, Your quite a character. Nice to see some so young enjoying life. I don't like that Heavy Metal shit in music, I prefer the Beatles, Elvis, and good old oldies like Frank Sinartra. But every body to their own.

You have to watch that Pumping old son, If you over pump you will end up with a big sloppy dick that will feel like Jell-O. Erections will be a thing from the past. Just take it easy me man. Keep that large sausage of yours only in the tube for 15-30 minuets, do not pump any higher than 4-5 Hg. Glad to see another Bro. I agree with you about Thunder place, they are indeed a lot of Ladies.

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ElGeorgio said:
Hey AcesHigh, Your quite a character. Nice to see some so young enjoying life. I don't like that Heavy Metal shit in music, I prefer the Beatles, Elvis, and good old oldies like Frank Sinartra. But every body to their own.

You have to watch that Pumping old son, If you over pump you will end up with a big sloppy dick that will feel like Jell-O. Erections will be a thing from the past. Just take it easy me man. Keep that large sausage of yours only in the tube for 15-30 minuets, do not pump any higher than 4-5 Hg. Glad to see another Bro. I agree with you about Thunder place, they are indeed a lot of Ladies.

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Shit huh? is that all heavy metal is to you? If that's you then fine, speaking from a musicians point of view, heavy metal is the hardest style of music to play. Heavy metal like Arch Enemy's earlier stuff, Carcass, Iron Maiden, Vlad Tepes, Dissection etc. Talented stuff, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Michael Angelo Batio etc. Yeah, talent. That is music, you just said shit in a loose term, but metal is me, it is my life and I am defensive of it like I would defend anything I hold sacred.



Thanks for the pump advice, I dont want to kill my dick. I will probably save it for later. Since I had one girl tell me complain about limpness I stopped pumping for the most part, well I cut back alot but it's so addictive.
 
I respect metal, I'm at least familiar with several of those names from rooming with a metal drummer for a while, but it's not "the hardest style of music to play." No way. I'd like to see Yngwie do half the stuff that people like Dave Tronzo are doing.

And that's just on guitar. For drummers...have you not heard the Yellowjackets? They aren't my favorite, but YOU try playing polymetric grooves the way they do. Not trying to be a jerk or disrespect your style, but it's not gonna happen.

And I could go on and on about music in India that has rhytHydromaxs in 73 or 92, drum styles in Gana that might have you playing in 3 or 4 different meters! And check out Steve Reich's percussion pieces, which will have you playing in a different tempo marking than everyone else in the group. Try singing microtonal music, try Tibetan chant, try harmonic choirs which have you singing two or more pitches at one time!

Again, no disrespect, I like metal. It's great music, and the players that are good at it are REALLY good. But to say it's the hardest style to play is ridiculous.
 
9cyclops9 said:
I respect metal, I'm at least familiar with several of those names from rooming with a metal drummer for a while, but it's not "the hardest style of music to play." No way. I'd like to see Yngwie do half the stuff that people like Dave Tronzo are doing.

And that's just on guitar. For drummers...have you not heard the Yellowjackets? They aren't my favorite, but YOU try playing polymetric grooves the way they do. Not trying to be a jerk or disrespect your style, but it's not gonna happen.

And I could go on and on about music in India that has rhytHydromaxs in 73 or 92, drum styles in Gana that might have you playing in 3 or 4 different meters! And check out Steve Reich's percussion pieces, which will have you playing in a different tempo marking than everyone else in the group. Try singing microtonal music, try Tibetan chant, try harmonic choirs which have you singing two or more pitches at one time!

Again, no disrespect, I like metal. It's great music, and the players that are good at it are REALLY good. But to say it's the hardest style to play is ridiculous.
I stand by what I said
http://www.angelo.com/html/mp3___video.html Go watch no boundaries. Hardest as far as physically challenging goes, yeah, and speedwise, yeah, and technicality, yeah. No guitarist touches this guy in that video.
 
AcesHigh said:
I stand by what I said
http://www.angelo.com/html/mp3___video.html Go watch no boundaries. Hardest as far as physically challenging goes, yeah, and speedwise, yeah, and technicality, yeah. No guitarist touches this guy in that video.

I listened, and I've heard him before...we'll just agree to disagree. Again, check out some of the stuff I said. As great a guitarist as he was, I'm sure Shawn Lane would be lost in a polymetric situation. And that's only one thing I mentioned.
 
Using odd timings never impresses me, then again dude I am sorry I get alot of shit for being a metalhead. I am one of the few men who took the time and care to grow their hair out, like long, not shoulder length or anything, but longgggggggggg. So imagine all the names I get called, on top of that I am religous, so I get more shit. I just put up mental walls, some beneficial, some detrimental.

This is just a guitar thread now though, come on now, no need for this shit. I really couldnt give two shits about some kind of trippy music, or pink floyd, or anything not metal oriented for the most part, with a few exceptions based mostly on aesthetics(or whatever you might call it) I can get in touch with. To me, what michael angelo did physically on the guitar, would be impossible for any guitarist to do, you think those guys you speak of can play everything they know upside down? or better yet doing pull offs rightside up, and the hammer ons inverted on the same note. If you can comprrehend that, then you can get an idea of my style. I love the metal virtuosos, and think they play the most physically challenging shit possible, That is just ME.

sorry again, I am slacking on the pe, time for a thread and a jelq. it's almost 420 guys.
 
Patrick Bateman said:
I believe 11" is his goal.. his sig says he is 8ish. And I dont think any woman could take a full 11".
I am an average big dick, whci to me...is anything from 7.75-8 5/8


just someone who got lucky, girth is hard for me to gauge, nothing impressive here, i'm about to hit up a 420 specialty bulge master session. Sorry for posting in the wrong forums too, I remember when i used to spend 10 hour days just looking at the same threads. I learned alot, and well, I hope to be 11 inches soon, like in 2 years. ;) :P rofl :s :O ?:( :) <--sorry
 
-15 minutes jelq, wet or dry
-as much stretching as possible, preferably an hour minumum.
-hanging when given the chance, which is about 5 hours a week :P
-messing up on something, and being so tired and high I pass out while half naked with lubed up hands. :s
-I pump all the time, but real low pressures now, I used to go 8+. Scary, stoned, and stuipid I was.
-Supra Slammers when I feel like teasing myself that much
-DLD blasters, my pc is weak, but I can fuck fora while so I am cool with it for now. But I want steel erections, and I kegel furiously as we speak. rofl
-I guess kegels now too
-rotary stretches
-more jelqs, I like the dual jelq sessions, I think DLD said something of similar proportions. :cool: ;) :O

This is my new 420 from now on routine, I just shaved off a huge beard, and now look like a chick with the long ass, thick hair. But being so tall and skinny, at 6'2 I look like a behemoth chick. I like girls tall though, and any size for that matter. So IiI am kinda screwed, my only weapon, my ultra tight(kinda girl pants) and a thick bulge that nags down past the crotch seam if ya catch my drifter, a sure sign of something massive in grith, standing tall when erect.


<MEGADETH RU)LES)@*#$)@! MEGADETH RUELS ()!@&$)

Ok then, I am going to look strange without a thick long beard. Now I am more prone to pe insecurities which always lead to thick fast fat gains. Oh yeah, I look like a chick, so I try to make my dick long, I'll find a pic of me and a chick ok?

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and that chick is not in any way my girlfriend never will be, just a chick, part of my family tree, and I am NOT COOL WITH UHHHH INBREEDING BUT IF YOU ARE UHUHUH COOL FOR YOU UHU.
 
9cyclops9 said:
. But to say it's the hardest style to play is ridiculous.
You know what a blast beat is? Mentally, it is simple to an extent, but physically....hehehe it's hard. Now make it a double kick gravity blast, 2/2 right?

ok, you know what a gravity blast is? nope? I knew it, well I can do a drum roll and hit the high hat at the same time. I hit a high hat and a snare with one stick, and the snare with another. Now do quater notes on the bass drum for 1/4, full double kick(tight) for 2/4, 1/8 note for 3/4 and 1/4 notes again, and sometimes it calls for a flip of the beat, and it can sound really good if put in right. Now do this subconciously in front of 100's of people every day.

could you hit your snare as fast as you could with both sticks for 2 hours in 30 degree weather. i didnt even use a question mark because I know you couldnt do it. I know what that scene is lik? And do you get SHIT FROM EVERYONE for playing whatever the hell kind of music it is you like again? Do you? There is more to metal than talent, you have to be an individual. Metal can be easy as fuck, but even if you are burzum, what he did(burned down churches, murdered several people, not just Euronymous whom he went to jail for, denounced his metal scene and becamse the biggest nazi in Norway.)

To me, Burzum's glory is harder to achieve then some guy who just practiced a whole lot because he didnt have anything else to do. Burzum burned down churches, lots of them, to remind NORWAY, that they are still the people of ODIN, and not some other judeo-pagan god. To me, him doing all of that stuff that isnt even music.....heh, it means alot to me. But to someone who isnt into satanism, or odinism, I could see why it wouldnt matter. If there was a black metal band that sounded like Ildjarn and burned down every police station in oregon, and moved to northern europe and got away with it....I would say they are the best band in the world, but when you are a christ hater, you think differently. And all I meatn by hard, was heavy. Then again all the musicians you mentioned are sonically nauseating, good for them, they are so complex that their music makes no sense, and theory sucks.

I just do to christians what they have done to me and other pagans/satanists/younameit for years. FUCKING THEM.

Burning high at the stakes with the love of christ. I may burn in hell, but if I do at least I will always remember that I used to cut the shit out myself, and light myself on fire just to have fun, and enjoy the adrenaline and testosterone. God doesnt put you in hell, he just made it and keeps testing you to see if you believe in him. He fucking made you, throws you down here, and expects you to belive in some stupid fucking book?

Those are the last words I'll ever speak here, it was cool while it lasted, but I know when my posts are going to be more detrimental that beneficial.

Try to have any of your super talented musicians to do that.
Walk down the street and get ridiculed for having hair past your ears, get bottles thrown at you so much that you have had glass pulled out of your back. :cool: I dont wear no leather to fit, don't wear no spikes to be cool, I dont want no woman beside me, just make it fast and rude.
 
I am growing considerably fast, I now have a new uber routine...

in Random order

1.hang 6 lbs for 20 minutes
2.stretch for 2 hours in all directions using a myriad of techniqes.
3.random jelqs and squeezes
4.pump
6.cable clamp adc or cock lock almost always
 
8.1 x 5.6" is awesome, keep it up!

As for metal, I'm a huge fan myself, but I stop really liking Vai, Yngwie, Angelo, etc., after high school. I began to like music that focused more on complex harmonies and rytHydromaxs and not by who could fit the most 128th notes into a bar of music. If you haven't already, you should check out Opeth and Nevermore. Nevermore's Jeff Loomis will definitly satisfy you need for technical guitar, though he's not a traditional Yngwie-style sweeper.
 
Well, it's been a long time since I posted here. I have been sober for a while, and I notice my flacid getting larger. However I haven't gained any length. My main focus is on a thick soup can like girth. Well not as thick as a soup can but whatever rofl

I am doing alot of pump/jelq/supra slammer combo's along with an all day clamp to finish it off. My time has been short. Even so, I will never stop Penis Enlargement.

hey bigsack, opeth are pretty good. Check out Sacramentum's album Far Away From the Sun if you feel a need for some dark and incredibly beautiful melodies. I got away from the uber-technical scene. I still like to shred on the guitar but my rytHydromax's were lacking.

I will get a new routine here soon. I have gained maybe .2 on the girth factor. I have not measured. Anyone try out the cable clamp/lock thing for an all day mini-hang?
 
I think slipknot are fags, havent heard much of mudvayne. I do like Opeth. Cannibal Corpse and Cradle of Filth were cool too, but that is the extent of my metal...
 
kdogg101 said:
Hey aceshigh, what do you think of slipknot and mudvayne?
I think they are talented to an extent, but I also think they give metal a bad name. I prefer underground bands that can conjur up a dark atmosphere, blackened and often horrific aesthetics, and melodies that are both intriguing and well placed. Both of my bandmates like Slipknot, and I could care less. To each his own indeed. I do not like Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, or any other bands trying to portray themselves as black metal when what they play is far from it. Both bands are very talented, but they need to stop saying they play black metal when all they do is rip off Judas Priest and Iron Maiden riffs, use harsh vocals and blast beats, etc. Black metal is stuff like Mutiilation, Sacramentum's debut, Immortal, Mayhem, Dissection, Emperor, Vlad Tepes, Countess, Burzum, and so on and so forth. I sound opinionated, and you would too if you played in a band that is often classified in an unjust manner.

In conclusion, listen to what makes you feel good.
 
My new routine as of today, 7-25-05. Going to try it for 1 month.

Wake up:

-10 minutes of stretching in a severe manner
-10 to 15 minutes of pumping
-5 minutes of wet or dry jelqing
-ADC

Mid day:

-15 minutes of severe stretching in every direction
-10 minutes of dry jelqing

Night:

-Stretch until hands can no longer take it(usually 30 minutes or so)
-Pump for 5 to 10 minutes, maybe longer
-Jelq until rather plump, about 15 minutes of good jelqing

My routine will never be exact, but I shall try to hold true to this as much as possible. Kegels will be done throughout the day, and a few bathroom stretches/dry jelqs will inevitably occur.
 
5 days into it, seems to be going well. I struggled with stretching for years until DLD gave me a few pointers. Later on I joined the pay site to see what all the raving was about. It did help out, it is incredibly insightful, and without it, I think I would have given up on Penis Enlargement all together. Now, a little over a year after all that trouble with my grip, my stretches are killing the ligs.

DLD, I know you get this alot...you rule man. rofl
 
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It's a new month and time for a new routine. I haven't gained anything on length for a while but a slight girth increase seems to have taken place.

Simple and effective

1 hour of stretching thoughout the day, more if I have time
250+ wet jelqs
2 10 minute pump sessions
 
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