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Being obsessed with you dick is insane.

I measured mine and im 5.5 inches erect or 6 if I really flex it. I have always seen myself as having a big dick, and indeed I always brag about it and tell girls I have a huge dick.

I've made girls howl and scream profanities whilst fucking them. (Its best when english is their second language then they start screaming and praying in their own language, which is sooo sexy.)

So… I don't know what everyones problem is.

None the less, I'll give it a shot.
Life is a journey not a distination.
The point is to be a balanced and happy person.
A big dick will not make you happy, you just have to enjoy the process. If you don't enjoy your dick now you never will.

Im willing to bet most of you jelq even though you are not fucking anything. Then when the moon turns blue and you do get laid you are dissapointed, and rationalise maybe my 7inch dick needs to be even bigger…In reality you need to make mistakes before you can master something, so go out and meet women and fuck as many as you can (only fuck the ones you like, don't start slaying fatties) and fuck up, have premature ejaculations, perform poorly, dissapoint her, get it all out of your system, a baby has to fall over a hundred time before she can walk, same for sex.

Getting laid more and by different women will solve your dick problem, so I suggest google RSDnation.
I started out being shit scarred of talking to girls in clubs/bars and now, I love going to clubs/bars, I don't give a shit about rejection and i've macked with some of the hottest girls, I have no fears around meeting women, so its a good resource for learning to meet women and getting laid.

Anyway, im open minded, I go gym, I have a fairly strict no-carb diet, I meditate 3-7 times a week and I go out to clubs/bars to meet women 2-4 times a week, all of these things come together to keep me balanced and happy in life, this is the journey.

So why not throw in some penis stretches and jelqing?
I can do those stretches everyday after the shower. And I'll Jelq whenever I have the house to myself (maybe 3-4 times a week) I'll be consistant for the first two months, then I'll see if there are any results. If there are then I will make it part of my journey just as meditating, going out, dieting and gyming is.

I do imagine my dick will get a bit bigger, not because it will grow but rather because you are conditiong it to come out to its maximum potential, as now it may just be at 80%, by exercising it you can bring it out to 99%.

So, if you have a 5 to 6 inch dick, chill the fuck out, unless you are a pronstar and you need a big dick to get more jobs jelqing should not be a priority in your life. You need to live a more balanced life in general.

If you are having these problems and your dick is on your mind too much I suggest you read these books in this order:
-Power of now -Ekhart Tolle
-Way of the superior man -David Dieda
-Sex god method -Daniel Rose
-50 shades of grey -E.L James
and check out this website
-RSDnation.com (And actually take action, if you are too scared to approach women, don't be ashamed find a wing to go out with through the forum or take one of the programs)

I hope this added value.
I will keep you posted on my results, hopefully if I can remeber my username and password.
Personal reminder: jobnob (password same as in NABO job)

Currently: 5.5 Inches erect, 6 Inches when I really flex (And loving it)
 
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I can't tell if this is spam or serious
 
He's serious.

That's cool though.

He's happy where he is and just feels like sharing. I've read some of those books. Sex God method was good.

I know I'm happy where I am. Doing all the things I do plus having my big dick too.
 
Powersnake12;493794 said:
He's serious.

That's cool though.

He's happy where he is and just feels like sharing. I've read some of those books. Sex God method was good.

I know I'm happy where I am. Doing all the things I do plus having my big dick too.


Cool, it gets confusing for me sometimes:)
 
kitfisto;494177 said:
Maybe his 5.5" length is compensated by a 6.5" girth?


I have seen this size and it is very mean looking, almost like a pit bull:)
 
kitfisto;494177 said:
Maybe his 5.5" length is compensated by a 6.5" girth?

sigh..

Length: 5.5inches
Girth: 4.75 inches

Yep, despite all the socail conditioning you may have recieved from this site, 5.5 x 4.75 gives girls orgasms, I will write up another article on giving girls orgasms with finger penetration aswell, just to illustrate how little equipment you need to please a woman. Then you can try it out yourselfs!

About myself:
I'm 30, lost my virginity at 20, got into RSD when i was 21, started going out alot to meet women quit drinking and have slept with about 200+ women, most women i slept with in a year was about 60 when i was 24/25 I was traveling with the sole purpose of shagging, i went to eastern europe, scandinavia, south america and japan, most women i've slept with in a month is 14 that was in Japan, Tokyo, [They love white guys down there, its so easy.]

I've done some crazy stuff including, numerous 30 day challenges, which means going out 30nights in a row to meet women, and 30 day no number challenge, which is going out to get first night lays and you are not allowed to get her number, so if you've made a connection with a girl that night you either sleep with her that night or never see her again.

I've slept with a wide range of women, different races, and different body types [never a fat chic], some of these girls were taller than me, im 5'10'' some even had bigger hands than me!!

I live in reality, I know that a 5.5 x 4.75 inch dick is good enough, because its been put down on many women.
The reason you think you need a big dick is because you surround yourself with websites like MOS where there are pictures of big dicks everywhere, so no wonder you think you need a big dick, if you just go out into reality and have sex you will see whatever you have is great!

This is a good website, and I have alot of respect for DLD, he clearly is a leader, entrepreneur and has built a community where he helps alot of people.

I am writing this for all of you who are paranoid by all the adverts saying you need a 7inch dick. One guy even had a post titled "I ruined my life" because he thought his wife divorced him because of his 6inch dick!!
…Seriously? That's not the reason.

Anyway i remeber recently there was a documentary on the BBC about a comedian who slept with 300+ women [not russell brand] If you guys refuse to believe me, you could try finding the documentary and contacting the guy, ask him how big his dick is.
 
Well I very much admire your balls.
But I think a lot of people here don't necessarily want to have sex with 300 women. We just want one woman, and we want to be able to please her better/fill her more than any other man she's had.
I have a theory on guys who go to clubs all the time and have one night stands and brag about "banging" chicks all the time.
Most of the guys I know who have big dicks are in long term relationships.
Your positive attitude is good though and I admire that. Everyone is different.
 
I'm in a long-term realationship at the moment, i met her in coloumbia two years ago, she now live with me in London, shes 24 comes from a good family, I'm not looking to get married soon, so I think the relationship might end soon cus her family are starting to ask questions and i've noticed her getting upset about it :( I do want to keep her, but im not happy to settle down yet, I still want to travel and make a fool of myself some more.

Thats a great reason to increase your dick size, I am having a go at it myself.

This is aimed at guys who are paranoid and have alot of self-doubt about the size of their dicks.
I especially want to put out the message for those who are jelquing furiously to get a bigger dick and are avoiding a relationship until they have a 7inch dick.
I imagine they are probably all 16-25yr olds who haven't had much sexual experience and are there for doubtful about the size of their dicks. It's to them that I say, i have a 5.5inch dick, it is amble and it will satisfy and give women orgasms.
 
jobnob;494646 said:
I'm in a long-term realationship at the moment, i met her in coloumbia two years ago, she now live with me in London, shes 24 comes from a good family, I'm not looking to get married soon, so I think the relationship might end soon cus her family are starting to ask questions and i've noticed her getting upset about it :( I do want to keep her, but im not happy to settle down yet, I still want to travel and make a fool of myself some more.

Thats a great reason to increase your dick size, I am having a go at it myself.

This is aimed at guys who are paranoid and have alot of self-doubt about the size of their dicks.
I especially want to put out the message for those who are jelquing furiously to get a bigger dick and are avoiding a relationship until they have a 7inch dick.
I imagine they are probably all 16-25yr olds who haven't had much sexual experience and are there for doubtful about the size of their dicks. It's to them that I say, i have a 5.5inch dick, it is amble and it will satisfy and give women orgasms.

Or possibly the women they have been with think their 6.5 inch penis is small and shit-smear their name to others.
I'm one of those guys who doesn't want a relationship until I am my desired size.
I'm just tired of the guy sleeping on Tommy Cubevan's couch being able to pleasure a woman better than me. Makes me not want to bother until I am on that level.
Plus in North America, women have black cock fever. Seems unless you're packing, you have to pay her way.
 
jobnob;494632 said:
sigh..

Length: 5.5inches
Girth: 4.75 inches

Yep, despite all the socail conditioning you may have recieved from this site, 5.5 x 4.75 gives girls orgasms, I will write up another article on giving girls orgasms with finger penetration aswell, just to illustrate how little equipment you need to please a woman. Then you can try it out yourselfs!

About myself:
I'm 30, lost my virginity at 20, got into RSD when i was 21, started going out alot to meet women quit drinking and have slept with about 200+ women, most women i slept with in a year was about 60 when i was 24/25 I was traveling with the sole purpose of shagging, i went to eastern europe, scandinavia, south america and japan, most women i've slept with in a month is 14 that was in Japan, Tokyo, [They love white guys down there, its so easy.]

I've done some crazy stuff including, numerous 30 day challenges, which means going out 30nights in a row to meet women, and 30 day no number challenge, which is going out to get first night lays and you are not allowed to get her number, so if you've made a connection with a girl that night you either sleep with her that night or never see her again.

I've slept with a wide range of women, different races, and different body types [never a fat chic], some of these girls were taller than me, im 5'10'' some even had bigger hands than me!!

I live in reality, I know that a 5.5 x 4.75 inch dick is good enough, because its been put down on many women.
The reason you think you need a big dick is because you surround yourself with websites like MOS where there are pictures of big dicks everywhere, so no wonder you think you need a big dick, if you just go out into reality and have sex you will see whatever you have is great!

This is a good website, and I have alot of respect for DLD, he clearly is a leader, entrepreneur and has built a community where he helps alot of people.

I am writing this for all of you who are paranoid by all the adverts saying you need a 7inch dick. One guy even had a post titled "I ruined my life" because he thought his wife divorced him because of his 6inch dick!!
…Seriously? That's not the reason.

Anyway i remeber recently there was a documentary on the BBC about a comedian who slept with 300+ women [not russell brand] If you guys refuse to believe me, you could try finding the documentary and contacting the guy, ask him how big his dick is.


No need to sigh, pal.

I respect what you are saying. I understand that dick size is only part of it. I am a virgin myself, so it encourages me to hear what you are saying. I grow my dick because its fun, its a challenge and it has become a hobby. I will admit, my ego plays a big part in it and I am trying to strip my ego away.
 
MikeShlort;494657 said:
Or possibly the women they have been with think their 6.5 inch penis is small and shit-smear their name to others.
I'm one of those guys who doesn't want a relationship until I am my desired size.
I'm just tired of the guy sleeping on Tommy Cubevan's couch being able to pleasure a woman better than me. Makes me not want to bother until I am on that level.
Plus in North America, women have black cock fever. Seems unless you're packing, you have to pay her way.

This is copy pasted from RSD website, its a dating advice website with a forum, its a black guy ranting about how white guys get all the girls, hes from oosah aka USA

"I live in the ghetto (no shit) and i'm tired of the bullshit negativity that goes on. I approached 30 chix last wk (4 #s) and feel as if I'm ready to go full blast (goin 2 the club 2nite :) ), but i can't help but feel as if the white man will always have more then me. they have the cars, bad white girls, pretty much the lifestyle i want. I remember in Tylers newest video he said something about how a homeless guy sees a "average person" as a king to him etc. thts how i feel about white people. Their on all the radio stations, tv shows, reality shows, news outlets, n the only thing "we're good @ is killing each other. Now this "white washed" media exists to put us thier and i understand it (which is y i NEVER watch tv). but when u go 2 college and all the cool guys r white w/ cars( unless there 6'5 n play for the basketball team). how can i overcome this? i mean is it all in my head or does the societal "white bias" exist?"

Tyler= is one of the main moderators/instructors.

You my friend have "the grass is greener on the otherside" syndrome.
You're jelous of black guys, black guys are jealous of you.

Stop comparing yourself to others and live in reality, don't live in your head, your head will turn mole hills into moutains, if you live in reality you will them for what they are, mole hills.
 
jobnob;494671 said:
This is copy pasted from RSD website, its a dating advice website with a forum, its a black guy ranting about how white guys get all the girls, hes from oosah aka USA

"I live in the ghetto (no shit) and i'm tired of the bullshit negativity that goes on. I approached 30 chix last wk (4 #s) and feel as if I'm ready to go full blast (goin 2 the club 2nite :) ), but i can't help but feel as if the white man will always have more then me. they have the cars, bad white girls, pretty much the lifestyle i want. I remember in Tylers newest video he said something about how a homeless guy sees a "average person" as a king to him etc. thts how i feel about white people. Their on all the radio stations, tv shows, reality shows, news outlets, n the only thing "we're good @ is killing each other. Now this "white washed" media exists to put us thier and i understand it (which is y i NEVER watch tv). but when u go 2 college and all the cool guys r white w/ cars( unless there 6'5 n play for the basketball team). how can i overcome this? i mean is it all in my head or does the societal "white bias" exist?"

Tyler= is one of the main moderators/instructors.

You my friend have "the grass is greener on the otherside" syndrome.
You're jelous of black guys, black guys are jealous of you.

Stop comparing yourself to others and live in reality, don't live in your head, your head will turn mole hills into moutains, if you live in reality you will them for what they are, mole hills.

Cool, the black guys I know get approached by women who wouldn't look at me.
I've seen it happen time and time again.
I base my opinions on things I have witnessed in real life, not things on the internet.
I hung out with blacks in high school. They got pussy for being black. It seems to be the case more as we get older, as women get looser and want better sex, they know a bigger penis is more pleasurable.
I'm not jealous of anyone. I just want a big penis. I think 80% of everyone I have ever met in real life are pure shit. I deserve to have a big dick too. That's pretty much it.
 
hepcat;494667 said:
You're new positive outlook is still on a shit-break? Maybe he's got the runs? Maybe he wants you to come in and powder his balls? You just don't know these days!

One problem that may arise is that by stating you won't be happy until you're 8" x 6" (and you're really close to that goal) and being about 1.5" above average, is that you might be causing other people to look down on their own dimensions and doubt themselves. You said you are a virgin and that you're 25. So you are growing bitter towards women as a whole. You should just get an escort and get past that first time stage fright. I guarantee you will see things differently.:cool::)

My positive new outlook eats a lot of Taco Bell.
I have had sex before, unfortunately. So I do know what I am missing out on and what it feels like to not be able to make a woman scream.
There are guys on here who are starting at 8"+ and aren't happy with it, so you can't really blame me for stating that I'm not happy with my size. There's a guy here who is 10" and he is going for 12" because his girlfriend left him.
I was just explaining to this guy why people would be obsessed with their penis and feel not worthy of being with a woman, because in his original post he seems to be scolding people like me. I'm sure there's other guys like me here.
 
hepcat;494677 said:
So what you're saying is that once you reach 8" x 6" you will figure out how to get your positive self off the Taco Bell and the toilet? At least class it up and go to Del Taco!:p

I'm telling you you probably have BDD! Whether you seek out some guidance is up to you.:)

What's BDD?
Big Dick Desire? :D
 
hepcat;494681 said:
Perhaps. I was referring to Body Dysmorphic Disorder. It is a condition where you focus all your thoughts and insecurities on (usually) one body part. Your's is your penis. DLD refers to this as Penile Dysmorphic Disorder or PDD. I have this disorder but have gotten better over time. You really need to go to a specialist in psychiatric disorders. I know you don't want to hear it, but your life will be significantly better if you fight through this condition, and there's no doubt that you have BDD. Medication may help as well. You can't be happy if you feel the way you do all the time. There is no stigma these days and you will be glad you attacked this head on. Keep on doing Penis Enlargement just don't act like all you are is a dick connected to some living thing.

Now I'm gonna be negative: I assume my words will fall on deaf ears, but you never know. You need to take that leap of faith like you did with Penis Enlargement, except now do it with some treatment. Anti-depressants may help you as well. The sooner you decide to fight this the quicker you can begin to regain all those things you are striving for in your life. Surely you will dismiss this post and continue tormenting yourself because it is easier than facing your problems head on. It's like you spend every waking hour thinking bout your dick (negatively of course). What kind of life is that? I would be depressed all the time too!<:(

Well, I'm unhappy with my body as well.
But I am doing things about it and getting results, ie. lifting weights, cardio and Penis Enlargement. So in time I should get to where I need to be and I'll be content. Nothing will ever be good enough but it will definitely be better.
I am attacking the problem head on. My life is based on bettering myself physically, becoming mentally and emotionally independent and staying clean. Once I am at a point where I feel ready to move onto the next phase in life, I will be glad I stuck this out.
Thanks for your concern as well.
The reason I post my shitty opinions is because this is how I really feel and once I succeed I will have my unrelenting dissatisfaction with myself to thank.
 
Boys, boys, boys...

You should rarely, (if ever) look beyond yourself for the cause of, or the answer to, your self-perceived problems.

The only place anything really ever exists is in your own head.

Don't blame other people for your own problems.
Don't rely on other people for your own solutions.

Be yourself, trust yourself, enrich yourself, educate yourself, TRUST yourself.
In the end YOU are the only thing you bring into this world...
And you are the only thing you'll take with you.

Looking elsewhere is an automatic loser's game; don't fall into that trap.
 
hepcat;494809 said:
So there is a method to the madness.:s:p

Oh, this is a plan that was meticulously devised over a year ago while at the end of my rope and in the most intense of minds.
I literally wrote it out on a piece of paper, blasted out of my mind. Once I came down though, I thought it would be impossible.
It's funny, because I came across it a couple months ago and most of the things I had written down I have either implemented, followed through with, or came to the conclusion that they were not helpful.
The longer I stay with it, the more I realize how brilliant and necessary it really is.
It's funny how once you are stripped down to your most basic desires, nothing else is there to get in the way of you telling yourself what you really need.
 
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