LIGHTNING said:
Damn Man, the next time any girl tells anyone here that there last boyfriend had a bigger Cock, tell them that your last girlfriend had bigger boobs, bigger rounder ass, smaller waiste and was not as fat as her.

If you want to make her feel worst, tell her, and her boobs weren't lobsided.

That will fuck most girls up.


Yeah - that your last girlfriend didn't have those exta pounds. Weight is dick equivalent for chicks, I think, on the insecurity side.


BTW - don't give up sex in the meantime, man! Talk about letting her win . . .
 
quijjiboo said:
For real! It almost sounds made up (I know it's not) !

Girl: "Honey, just because the guys I've fucked all had massive cocks and gave me multiple mind-blowing orgasms, while I or any other woman out there would never feel anything with your little wee-wee, that doesn't mean you can't be happy. I mean, I guess you could always become a priest or something..."

If she would have said it like that I would have murdered her right there on the spot, without hesitation. I'm dead serious(pun intended). :hammering :bomb:
 
LIGHTNING said:
If you want to make her feel worst, tell her, and her boobs weren't lobsided.
It's been 20 minutes and the eyes are just getting clear enough to type. LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
 
My ex-girl left me because I was a average populated, unathletic guy. Well I'm doing bodybuilding and thai boxing for some time now, any i could improve my body a lot. Now its time to get my dick improved to ;)
 
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lol Honestly, I had given up on Penis Enlargement until I found these actual forums where people have talked about their exercises and actually gained from them. While skeptical, I decided to try these exercises out and sure enough, I gained. Now that I know it is possible to literally have a donkey dick if I want it I feel like a ton of weight has been lifted off of my shoulders. It is amazing knowing how many people out there still believe it isn't possible. Oh well, that is good for us because that means that there will only be a few big ones out there. And since we will be those big ones, we will be what the girls talk about to their b/fs kinda like Julie did to me. But hey, they can believe what they want to believe. Meanwhile we get to have all the fun:D
 
There's this girl..

If I ever get a chance, again - I want to be as perfect as humanly(well, with my lazyness anyway) possible.
 
penguinsfan said:
Well, chicks see my face and my horrible physique, so they tend to have little interest in my dick. Nevertheless, I persist at Penis Enlargement. I want the dick to be big, just in case. My Penis Enlargement is all about preparedness, much like the rolls of duct tape for the next terrorist attack.

On a more serious note, Pyle your ex-girlfriend sounds pretty cold to me. Be glad she's out of your life. Based on your measurements you listed at the bottom of your post, I would say you're likely around average size. Maybe not if you have a large fat pad, but my guess would be average. So, it ain't like you didn't have anything to give her, but she just wanted to cut you down.



Well mate you can always fall in love with your right or left hand, as I am sure lots of us guys do.
 
Pocket pussy keeps me going. For $20, it is amazing how life like it is. All you need is some $5 a bottle lube and you're set. I can't remember where I got mine but I believe the name was something like intimate synergy.

EDIT: Yep, the site is www.intimatesynergy.com

I got the Devon's Private Pleasures for like $20 I think.
 
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Pocket pussy LOL :)

Can you imagine getting pulled over by the cops and they search you and their like whats this a pipe? A knife? No officer its a pocket pussy. :)
 
copper_handshak said:
Pocket pussy LOL :)

Can you imagine getting pulled over by the cops and they search you and their like whats this a pipe? A knife? No officer its a pocket pussy. :)

I'd wait until they touched it and thoroughly examined it though before I told them what it was, lol. Need to wash your hands, officer? I bet they'd pull out their beatin' sticks and go to town on me.
 
damn it's all good man I'm freakin tiny compared to you, put it this way, my goals are your stats atm :blush: yah it sux, I hate having to have worries about my size when I have sex, I too have an ex-girlfriend I wanna confront one of these days if I ever grow my sausage to a cucumber :blush:
 
I`m planing to have my own pay site in Serbia because there is not a single one in here.Maybe i should ask DLD for permission because a lot of knowladge that i own i found rigth here at MOS!Not all the Serbians know english,and if they even find MOS it wont be of much use for them.So i guess it makes sence.

DLD if you are reading this can you explain how can i join your pay site without credit card because i dont have one.
 
fusionz02 said:
damn it's all good man I'm freakin tiny compared to you, put it this way, my goals are your stats atm :blush: yah it sux, I hate having to have worries about my size when I have sex, I too have an ex-girlfriend I wanna confront one of these days if I ever grow my sausage to a cucumber :blush:
Stay motivated man. Its just like body-building in that you have to work and work at it. I used to go to pay sites that said up to 3" in 90 days and all that BS but it just takes longer and there is really no way around it. The end result will be incredibly rewarding for you though. Just imagine getting back with your ex and her seeing that you're damn near triple the size that she remembered. If you wanted her back I bet she would be yours for life. ;)
 
profesionalac said:
I`m planing to have my own pay site in Serbia because there is not a single one in here.Maybe i should ask DLD for permission because a lot of knowladge that i own i found rigth here at MOS!Not all the Serbians know english,and if they even find MOS it wont be of much use for them.So i guess it makes sence.

DLD if you are reading this can you explain how can i join your pay site without credit card because i dont have one.

Make a FREE site, useing a range of hosts such as EZboard [Like I do].
You'd have to be careful what you sold on your site, my material for starters is OFF LIMITS without my permission on ANY SITE, nevermind paysite.
 
GOMER_PYLE, First let me get this out...
"FUCKING CUNT"

Now that I relieved myself of that let me give you my experience with woman and size.

I slept with allot of woman (We are talking Gene Simmons territory) and 2 things I learned about most woman is 1.) They are liars, and 2.) They have a distinct knowledge of the male ego and will use this fact to stroke or attack us.

Lets look at this a little deeper now. These 2 scenarios are almost endless. Most woman will lie to get what they want, lie to brush our egos, lie to crush our egos, lie to make themselves look better or lie to make us more vulnerable. This is so important to the females (I here the feminist now:D) because we have a penis. This sounds extremely Neanderthalish but we soon forget, in our modern word, how basic and primal the relationships between a man and a woman are. Our basic need for one another is simple, to keep the human race alive. As simple as this is, it becomes so much more complicated when we introduce our modern way of thinking and all of the confusion this causes. Woman will lie about their previous relationships to make them seem like they have the ability to attract the SUPenis EnlargementR MALE. A man who is big, strong, successful, a good provider, and yes a LARGE Penis EnlargementNIS. These truths or lies are vital to the way she believes we will view her as a potential mate. On the other side of the coin, we, as males, will tell similar truths and lies, to appear to be the alpha male. So much of it is a game and the sad thing is we have fragile egos and we indeed take it to heart (another problem with male evolution:s ) It is hard to let things go, grow a thick skin, and remain confident in the mist of these attacks but you need to. You need to believe that in any passionate situation people are going to say things that are just not true, things that have one purpose, to hurt. I do not date any longer but I can tell you that I have had many males attack me and I have grown confident enough to see that their only intent is to hurt. I used to allow it to get to me but today I barely even notice.

Most importantly, after reading your entire situation, is the fact that you are now willing to allow the deceptions of a single insecure woman to dictate your present sexuality. She has done her damage, took a mortgage out in your psyche, and moved on. You now deprive yourself of a relationship based on her, most likely dishonest, opinion of your penis. With the many woman I slept with (my size was 6.5 x 4.75, smaller than you) I knew them, I was always a step beyond them and if they attempted to crush my ego they got kicked to the curb, if they stroked my ego they might have lasted a bit longer. But my primal hunt was continuous, I was determined to sift through the heard to find my ideal mate. Someone who neither brushed nor crushed, someone who was honest, someone I could love and be loved back, someone worth my investment. Out of the many I found this type of person only a few times but it was worth the hunt. All the sex along the way was the spoils of war and if they today think of my penis as unworthy, I could give a fuck because they no longer matter in the grand scheme of my life. The facts are I now have one of the biggest cocks in the world and I know 90% of those woman could not even dream of handling my size but along this enlargement journey I did find out something very important about woman. A good woman will love you no matter what size you are. Jen loved my at 6 and now loves me at 10, she loves me when I was poor and still loves me now that I am poorer:D She is there through thin and thick (I know ya'll liked that pun LMAO)

My point, GOMER, is that I am so happy you have found Penis Enlargement and you will make incredible changes to your most prized possession, but enjoy the journey. Allow your self to live outside of your past disappointments. Live with a passion that you have gained the secret to becoming the ALPHA MALE and enjoy each and every step of it. Who knows, someday you may once again come face to face with that dragon and this time you will impale her.
 
Very impressive post there. Opened up a new thought process or two for me as well.

There is another member here who has a signature that I love that is stated as follows:

He who bothers you, owns you.

I have to agree with DLD and a few others gomer, dont let her continually steal your lifeforce. Progress, be happy and fuck like a bunny if you want.
 
Very impressive post there. Opened up a new thought process or two for me as well.

There is another member here who has a signature that I love that is stated as follows:

He who bothers you, owns you.

I have to agree with DLD and a few others gomer, dont let her continually steal your lifeforce. Progress, be happy and fuck like a bunny if you want.
 
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