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Hello Fellow Noobs,

I thought that this could be both funny and enlightening in the long run. If everyone shared their first experience with absolute dread while performing Penis Enlargement, how it came about, how it was resolved, etc. I am not asking about the first time you hurt yourself specifically, but anything in general that might have really scared you. :D (Hopefully nobody has hurt themselves seriously!)

My thread...so I go first.

So I am just about three weeks into being serious about Penis Enlargement when my experience happened. Now it didn't occur within my "routine" or anything. Rather, it happened before going to sleep, when I often go anywhere from fifteen minutes to over an hour, experimenting and doing additional Penis Enlargement. (I do my "official" workout early in the day.)

So I am laying in bed and had been doing stretches for at least fifteen minutes already, so I was pretty warmed up and loose. I was getting a little fatigued from doing downward stretches and decided to change directions. (I don't rest between stretched, but just change directions, unless I lose circulation or something.)

So basically I was stretching upward, along my belly, holding for a minute or so, and then slightly increasing the stretch some more, etc, etc. So after about five minutes, I notice that I am only about an inch short of my belly button. Now that is a big deal to me, I am really short, so I think to my self, "it is only an inch short, I can get it there." Now I must tell you that I have been experimenting with very high heat, as I was in this evening with a heating pad. It is not really pleasant, it is quite hot, but I can stretch considerably further than without this type of heating. I am working on using the studies that I have found regarding lowering the tensile strength of collagen with heat.

Anyway, so here I am, my baking penis stretched for over five minutes just about an inch short of my belly button. I am thinking "WOW", I can get it there, it is only an inch away. :D

So I kegel to get some more blood in there, a little tug back, reverse kegel to loosen, pull harder. Movement, but nothing significant towards my belly button. I let the heat bake in for another minute. LOL, I am literally sweating from the radiant heat and my arm is now pretty fatigued. Damn! I got to get this thing (my penis) into my belly button! It is soooo close.

I forgo the kegel this time, don't want to tempt the tug back, pull. Maybe 1/100000000000 of an inch. :D Damn!!! So now I am thinking, this is gonna' take a "man's effort". LOL

I actually release my glans. Kegel violently for a few seconds, trap all of the blood that I can, force it all into my glans for a knob that I can really tug on. I grab it with my whole fist and puuuuuuuuuuuullll. Back to where I was a minute ago...a hair less than an inch short of my objective. :D

Now I am stretched pretty good. So I take my other hand and grab the rest of my shaft towards the base. I will stretch my pubic skin if I have to, but I am gonna' get this thing done damned it! So with both hands, literally pulling with whatever strength I have left...I...stretch....and my penis head finally goes into my belly button. Victory!!!! "I am the Rubber Man!!!!". I am so proud of myself. I am in heaven. LOL LOL LOL


BUT! There is a slight problem that becomes obvious to me during my mental celebration :D I feel this strange feeling of...what is that..."stop celebrating"...what is that feeling...????

OH MY GOD!!!! MY Penis EnlargementNIS IS DISLOCATED!!!! I ripped off my penis!!!! (These are my thoughts obviously, but I literally felt like my penis was no longer internally attached. :D) Now my ecstasy instantly turns into the most horrific nightmare that you can imagine.

So my reaction is to simply let go and see what happens. (Will it just fall off and dangle? :D) I let go and...it doesn't move! I am expecting this thing to snap back like a rubber band and turtle up at warp speed unless the worst has really happened. Nothing...it stays there...feeling disconnected.

I cannot put into words how frightened I am :D I am having visions flash through my head in nanoseconds of being in the emergency room with all of the nurses laughing at me :D "We have a tiny dislocated penis because it wanted it to be a REAL penis. It seems the little train that could...couldn't." LOL (now all of this has taken place from the two hand grab to the release in probably less than two seconds, but I think that I aged about twenty years. :D

So I leap up like four feet in the air off of my bed into an "attention" pose afraid of what I will feel next. I feel NOTHING. Surprisingly, this is more frightening to me than pain. I think that I was praying to God for pain. But numb. Nothing. AND I am afraid to even touch my penis at this point, and if the lights were on in my bedroom, I don't think that I would have had the courage to look at it either. :D :D :D

"Whatever is done is done", I think morbidly. So I go to grab my heating pad that flew across the room when I jumped out of bed. And sssssslllllloooowwwwlllly and gingerly wrap my penis with it hoping for pain or anything at all to come from the area. Suddenly, I realize that it had popped back into place somewhere between my leap from bed and my search for the launched heating pad. "I am still attached...thank God Almighty!!!".

Knowing that my penis was back in place was far more exhilarating than getting my glans into my belly button!

The feeling came back, no serious pain, just a fatigue or slight "tear" feeling, but much better than I had expected. Penis Enlargement session is DEFINITELY over for the night! LOL

Moral of the story:

You may be able to do anything that you want...but just make sure that your penis wants to do it too. :D

If I can't stretch it to a place after five minutes of consistent, increasing normal force, than I shouldn't try to go Super Hero strength to show the penis who is boss. :D

Tom
 
Here's my story...
I was about a month into my Penis Enlargement journey(so it was October I think) and my daily routine was just jelqing. On this day I had the brilliant idea to use both my index and middle finger along with my thumb to increase the intensity of the jelqs. I finished up like this thinking I got a good work out. Little did I know my penis was not conditioned for this yet. An hour or two after my routine I pulled my dick out to look at it and I was shocked. My flaccid penis must have been a quarter of the size it is normally. It wasn't much bigger than a Chapstick tube(girth wise) and was also about half my normal length. I freaked out thinking I hurt myself and thought my penis would stay this size. I was able to get an erection but it took some serious work and my dick was sooo sore. I went to sleep hoping I'd be ok in the morning. Next day to my relief my penis was back to its normal condition. I later learned that the shrinkage was caused by overtraining and is called turtling. Also I once had a dream that my dick snapped in half but was hanging from a thread so to say. The pain was very intense as well as the fear.
 
I remember my first Bathmate session that I went quite a bit over the 20 minute mark and had a ton of fluid retention. Back then I did not know what fluid retention or the donut effect was but I was freaking out because I had a massive donut effect going on and I didn't know what went wrong. I thought it might stay that way forever, not gonna lie, I started prayin to Jesus that it would return to normal...Thank God it did!
 
Haha Guys,

Great! Isn't it funny how scary it is when we think, even for a moment, that we have damaged The Organ :D? Glad no one really got hurt. I really think that if a bunch of people participated in this thread it could save a lot of people a lot of horrifying moments in the future. Again, thanks for sharing.

Tom
 
Wow, there were a few scares. In the beginning the biggest scare was my penis went numb after a jelq session and I let myself get into a massive OCD battle that ended in me getting temporary ED (mentally induced:)). The time I lost my frenulum in an unfortunate measuring accident was fun too:) Like a bloody sausage fest!
 
Wow. Frenulum frantic. Mine was when I first got my SG extender. I started at 30min, then 45min, then 1hr. I got to 2hrs at a time in two weeks. I didn't know about fluid retention either. I decided to try for 2 1/2 hrs one day. Got some good stretching, slapped it on and went 2hrs and 15min. Then, bam, I suddenly felt real cold and numb. I ripped it off imediately and lo and behold, I had what looked like a four leaf clover. The wrapping bundled up and rolled on its side. I freaked out. Thought it was blood pooling but wondered why it wasn't dark. I started massaging with baby oil and slapping the heating pad on and off. A couple of hours later it went away. I looked on MOS and learned it happens when blood is out and the fluid will be released to help save that area. I got lucky, could've turned bad. My story.
 
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