If your dick is growing BRAG about it here!

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I'm very serious if your dick is growing BRAG about it here! This thread is a confidence thread. I want the gainers to chime in and do some good old fashion bragging. To many times folks are too humble so this is your chance to get a big head and flex yourself. Let us know what made the difference in your routine...let us know how fucking good it feels!

Brag Away!;)

-DLD

PS: I am talkin braggin like you would with your drunk buddies and some honey you want to bang is right there:)
 
Maaan, MY dick is like 2 or 3 INCHES bigger than most dudes!! HA HA whatcha think about that?? Last girl I had sex with she said I was the biggest guy she'd seen...hell, now that I think about it....NONE of the women I've been with have said I was small...in fact ha ha theyve ALL said I was BIG!! Damn! What about you guys? Sucks to be average huh? Oh honey, you want my number? Get in line!! I can probably work ya in sometime tonight though.

Hows that DLD?? ;)

Whats made the difference for me in my growth lately? Getting my head on straight, deciding I'm really ready to get that BIG DICK and, just going for it all out, balls to the wall, no more excuses. :hammerhea ;)
 
Originally posted by stillwantmore
Maaan, MY dick is like 2 or 3 INCHES bigger than most dudes!! HA HA whatcha think about that?? Last girl I had sex with she said I was the biggest guy she'd seen...hell, now that I think about it....NONE of the women I've been with have said I was small...in fact ha ha theyve ALL said I was BIG!! Damn! What about you guys? Sucks to be average huh? Oh honey, you want my number? Get in line!! I can probably work ya in sometime tonight though.

Hows that DLD?? ;)

Whats made the difference for me in my growth lately? Getting my head on straight, deciding I'm really ready to get that BIG DICK and, just going for it all out, balls to the wall, no more excuses. :hammerhea ;)
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Thats what I'm talkin' bout!:clapper:

Come on people this is your chance to let go of all humilty and BRAG YO ASS OFF!
 
Yo dld

You better watch out because my dick is getting up there with yours. Women be like don't eat my pussy just stick the magic stick in side me. My dick is getting to big for even me to handle(imagine that). Just the other day this dyme was like " was your daddy Mr. Ed?" i was like nope why do you ask? she said " because you have a horse dick." Yeah baby, thats what i talking about.

I was stroking this one dyme piece and all of sudden i smell smoke. I asked that girl what the hell is are you cooking? She said " nothing, its just your big ass horse dick going in and out of the pussy catching the hairs on fire." My dick is longer than a anaconda and wider than that Mississippi River. Average, what's average? I look in that mirror and scare myself with how big i have gotten. The government making me pay taxes on the size of dick. Yo, my dick is Big!!

Is that bragging or what? Hope that wasn't to much?
 
Originally posted by want_to_grow
Yo dld

You better watch out because my dick is getting up there with yours. Women be like don't eat my pussy just stick the magic stick in side me. My dick is getting to big for even me to handle(imagine that). Just the other day this dyme was like " was your daddy Mr. Ed?" i was like nope why do you ask? she said " because you have a horse dick." Yeah baby, thats what i talking about.

I was stroking this one dyme piece and all of sudden i smell smoke. I asked that girl what the hell is are you cooking? She said " nothing, its just your big ass horse dick going in and out of the pussy catching the hairs on fire." My dick is longer than a anaconda and wider than that Mississippi River. Average, what's average? I look in that mirror and scare myself with how big i have gotten. The government making me pay taxes on the size of dick. Yo, my dick is Big!!

Is that bragging or what? Hope that wasn't to much?
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Preach on brotha...I'm feelin' that...nice

I want this whole thing to turn into a battlerap:D
 
Oh yea I forgot about this one time I hooked up with this girl and, all I did was drop my Levis' and, she took one look at my monster dong, her eyes rolled back in her head and, she passed out. When she woke up like 20 minutes later, (after I smacked her in the face a few times with my horse dick) she mumbled something like "gawd ....fuckin....elephant man....some shit...". LOL, ok that was utter B.S. but, did I mention I can pull out from behind a girl and blow a nut past her head? True story there!
 
Originally posted by stillwantmore
Oh yea I forgot about this one time I hooked up with this girl and, all I did was drop my Levis' and, she took one look at my monster dong, her eyes rolled back in her head and, she passed out. When she woke up like 20 minutes later, (after I smacked her in the face a few times with my horse dick) she mumbled something like "gawd ....fuckin....elephant man....some shit...". LOL, ok that was utter B.S. but, did I mention I can pull out from behind a girl and blow a nut past her head? True story there!
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roLMAO cryin':( :) :(
 
I had a little sexy Russian Gymnast, later we got it on and she was like WOW jeez za gutta mammoth cock I was roaring like a fucking lion, all pumped up veins exploding outta my cock the poor girl didn't know what hit her.

That pussy was fucking smoking, it was RED raw after I finished with her....o yea I covered that Russian face with a dose of cream.

The other whores, an Asian acrobat, AGAIN from that same circus......or was it a brothel.

She loved me beating her seal face with ma fucking cyclops bastard pork sausage ... I bust her open real good baby......I also hurt her mouth, gave her jaw fucking ache (cwl)

The last slut to gaze at this......thing.....was some common British slut, she just rode and rode and rode me like some fucking pedigree.....she was knackered to say the least, but I had enough energy to roar out and shoot enough spunk to knot up that nice hair, o man what a night.

They all said I was the biggest bastard they ever seen, they could not get their hands around my meat, marry me one said, thick as a remote another.

Hope you enjoy this DLD, you wanted it and ya GOT IT baby ;););););)
 
Damn right it's getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger...

Hangs longer the day after a workout. Last week, I entered the bathroom at work. The room was empty, but I made sure it was pulled out further then I needed to pee.

Sure enough, a co-worker walked in and couldn't help himself... He had to snap a quick glance....

:dropjaw:

So, I figure he can be talking about my size behind my back...

:Secret:

Let em cry, knowing their penises are wimpy compared to mine.

rain:D
 
New stats, along with starting Phase II

Slow and steady wins the race. :clapper:
 
SO, I sat down to take a dump this morning and was still half asleep...sitting down I hear this loud "sploosh" I suddenly realized it's my penis in the toilet water! Damnit I think to myself...forgot to pull it up and flop it over the edge of the toilet seat like I have to do now. Sigh maybe someday.
 
Great Stories about the wife yet, but everytime I reach down my lizard feels like he ate a bratwurst!!! GOTTA LOVE IT!!!
 
I am the world's biggest dick!






But seriously.....Nearly 8.5" and still growing! Hahahaha!!!
Hung like a Horse in no time at all :p
 
What up! I just started Penis Enlargement like 2 weeks ago and went from 6.5 to 7 inches. Haven't measured my flacid, but lets just say it keeps my other legs nice and warm.
 
Originally posted by GellyBird
What up! I just started Penis Enlargement like 2 weeks ago and went from 6.5 to 7 inches. Haven't measured my flacid, but lets just say it keeps my other legs nice and warm.
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Seven is a great place to be! Congratulations on the gain!
 
I may post this as its own thread separately, because I'm quite delighted and I don't know how many people will see this here and provide me with feedback.

I'm a newbie that really has not developed a real routine yet. I've got an idea of what I'd like to do, but I'm never able to make it a regular occurence. I do a few stretches here and there, a little PC work each day, and a few jelqs whenever possible. Well, after about three weeks, I measure an EL increase of .75" and a BPenis EnlargementL of .25". The EL increase can be largely attributed to my diet having taken off a few pounds, but I'm quite pleased with the fact that the BPenis EnlargementL gains indicate some actual growth.
 
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