"I could have swore I heard the girl lean over to her husband and whisper "he has a small penis""
Well, .... do you? ...
Passed a point it becomes redick-u-lus to give energy to things that
you know aren't true. For volume, 7.25x6 is like 150% bigger than average.
There's a formula around here somewhere, maybe someone would
do the exact math for you.
At that size, you're beyond the normal female response curve ... meaning a
chick would orgasm from dick alone in like 5 minutes instead of a normal 23.
To go around worrying about -that- is sili.
Now, .... to whether or not people are saying things behind your back ....
You can either keep putting up with it, ....
Or you can go do something about it.
And on the go-do-something-about-it version, ... I'd suggest amogging.
Google for "amogging" and read up on as much of it as possible, it totally
fits your situation.
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Example (said with humour and a smile) : I'm "small"...? You're from one of
those alternate realities where everything's said the wrong way, eh? You're
totally -hot-, ... it was -great- meeting you.
No, seriously. Where'd
you hear that at? (*) Really? I wouldn't do them on a lost bet, how are they
supposed to know?
.... You've been -wildly- mislead.
:cool:
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Too cool for school.
Then let them go tell that version of the story around.
Thesis + Antithesis = Synthesis.
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