Dick Punches! Most complete exercise EVER

master_mind;625439 said:

Common guys I just replaced my dick with a elephant trunk. But there is only one problem whenever I come across sugar cane my dick pops out and stuffs sugar cane in my ass. Lol

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acromegaly;625445 said:

I love having my cock slapped feels great, getting a blow job and right before I can orgasm my wife pulls it out and starts hitting it, I freaking love it

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boohoohoo;625455 said:

Part of the reason I am so obsessed with gaining length first is that I want to be able to slap girls on the face with my cock lol.

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samuriajack;625448 said:

tell her to give you a uli next time you get a bj and have her suck you dry tell em how it feels id love to get a bj while the girls ulling me

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acromegaly;625469 said:

she cant fit her hand all the way around it

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Longth;625472 said:

Girl's got some tiny ass hands then damb.

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acromegaly;625473 said:

no, my dick is getting fat lol
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/...ust-bathmate-sex-and-kegels-am-i-big-yet.html

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especially the base, bathmate grows your base girth like crazy

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Longth said:

This one is really simple people.

Step 1: Lay your dick out in front of you on the table. Erect works better but flaccid you can do these bundled and really pound the crap out of your cock.

Step 2: PUNCH THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR COCK. There will be a ton of swelling. You should punch your dick AT LEAST 50 times with ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL FORCE. Pretend it's your mom, and just MURDER THAT COCK.

Step 3: Tie a knot around your dick as tight as you can. Preferably with a hardened duck fat wire. Then chug hard liquor until you black out. Be sure to have pain killers on the ready.

Step 4: Wake up in total agony and behold. You will have an enormous, black cock. All you need to do now is enjoy it until you pass out from the pain or amputate it. I recommend amputation cause that shit is infected dude. You black out again and you're going to just straight up die.

Step 5: Amputate penis.

Step 6: Get your amputated penis stuffed so you can put it on display above your television.

Step 7: Get bionic dick.

Step 8: wish you had your old not bionic dick.

I'm bored

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huge-girth said:

I will never do this. Reading it frightens me.

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