Champagne Crunches

What The Fuck Is A Champagne Crunch
Well it is a Bathmate exercise I ran across by complete accident.
How? I was turning my bath water back on.

What Does The Champagne Crunch Do?
It will stretch your penis like a Expressive Dual Fualcrum and it will increase your max pressure on the Bathmate.
(A Dual Fualcrum is where you stretch your penis in opposite directions)



Instructions To The Champagne Crunch

Step 1
Lay in your bathtub and reach your maximum pressure on your Bathmate.



Step 2
lift up your knees to a slanted 90 degree angle like so
(Key is to just really bend your knees. I just noticed the steeper the angle the more intense the exercise was)



Step 3 (A)
Lean your body forward keeping your butt in place.
(Be sure to hold your balls, DO NOT TUG ON THEM OR YOU WILL LOSE SOME SUCTION Just hold them so they dont get sucked up and cause you pain)



Step 3
Keep the Bathmate in line with your legs.
By this point you will feel a stretch that feels like an expressive dual fualcrum.
As you bend forward and keep your butt in place your penis will want to go closer to your body but the Bathmate is like no fuck that and pulls it out
Thus the expressive dual fualcrum Bathmate stretch
Hold this position for 30 seconds
(Steps 3A and 3B you should do at the same time)



Step 4
Lay back down (Holding your balls once again)
Once you are laid back down you will now be able to pump out more water thus increasing your pressure.
Wait until you are comfortable again and repeat until you can no longer pump water out.
Then wait for the rest of the time on your set to finish (I did 10 minute sets)
I was able to repeat this 5 times before no more water pumped out.



Now I will say I have only truly used the Bathmate for three days now (correctly) but the past two days I was only able to reach 6 inches on the Hydromax scale but tonight...
What did I reach? 6.75! Fucking insane!
My girth was much more noticeable and my package felt thick as fuck.

Try it for yourselves and see what results you get and post them here.

Dude, I can't wait til my penomet shows up now, bro that's a fucking stretch!!! My next pe investment is going to have to be a bathtub now lol. But in all seriousness, mad props to you, man. I may have to piss off my gf and just throw some towels on the floor and do this.

Awesome advice but the mental picture of someone doing this is hilarious! Imagine if someone caught you doing it?! Try explain that one away..."OMG!!! ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!" !

I'll definitely give it a try though and will work the abs as well :D

Jaronimo;511096 said:

Dude, I can't wait til my penomet shows up now, bro that's a fucking stretch!!! My next pe investment is going to have to be a bathtub now lol. But in all seriousness, mad props to you, man. I may have to piss off my gf and just throw some towels on the floor and do this.

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I fucking love this stretch and I just discovered a way to add a bit more pressure to the stretch.
If you keep your butt in place but thrust your hips back it increases the pressure.

LasherG;511105 said:

Awesome advice but the mental picture of someone doing this is hilarious! Imagine if someone caught you doing it?! Try explain that one away..."OMG!!! ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!" !

I'll definitely give it a try though and will work the abs as well :D

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That is why I do these when no one is home.
50+ minute bath tub times is very sketchy (especially for a man)


Also one last thing I did this exercise with no comfort pad

Man, I love this! Very innovative indeed! I will give it a shot tonight.

doublelongdaddy;511139 said:

Man, I love this! Very innovative indeed! I will give it a shot tonight.

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How did you like it?

Excellent stretch! Tried last night and it was very intense! Good work my French Friend!

Its very cool Papi

LasherG;511325 said:

Its very cool Papi

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It is always wonderful when you bring new exercise to the forums. Good work Papi.

doublelongdaddy;511322 said:

Excellent stretch! Tried last night and it was very intense! Good work my French Friend!

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Super intense.
I also found a way to make it more intense.
If you hold the gaiter down and pull up on the Bathmate while pushing your hips back and lining it up with your legs or bringing it closer to your body the stretch is amplified about 5 times harder at least.

P.S. I'm American lol

LasherG;511325 said:

Its very cool Papi

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Have you had the chance to try it?

doublelongdaddy;511333 said:

It is always wonderful when you bring new exercise to the forums. Good work Papi.

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I'm assuming you did this with your X-40.
My question is were you able to pump more water out after the stretch?

Papi Champagne;511383 said:

P.S. I'm American lol

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I don't trust your French Americans!

Hey Papi! Yes I tried it and it worked really well.

LasherG;511438 said:

Hey Papi! Yes I tried it and it worked really well.

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I am trying to figure out a way to do this outside of the bath without making a mess.
Hell just the Bathmate outside of the bath is messy.
So it will be a challenge.
Are you the exercise with the comfort pad or without?

I do the stretches on my bath mat. I lie with back on floor, with Bathmate attached at full suction. I then lift my knees slightly and bring my chest towards my knees. I try anchor/pivot (? not sure if right word) the top of the Bathmate comfort rim on my public bone and then perform the stretch by arching my back and leaning forward at the same time (another description would be simply straighten the back while leaning forward). This gives a beast of a stretch!!

P.s I forgot...I keep hold of the Bathmate slightly above my thighs by keeping the Bathmate held between my thighs. This keeps the top of Bathmate pointing to ceiling or even to your face.

Its hard to describe but you will know what im talking about when you anchor and pivot properly yourself and all will become clear.

LasherG;511466 said:

I do the stretches on my bath mat. I lie with back on floor, with Bathmate attached at full suction. I then lift my knees slightly and bring my chest towards my knees. I try anchor/pivot (? not sure if right word) the top of the Bathmate comfort rim on my public bone and then perform the stretch by arching my back and leaning forward at the same time (another description would be simply straighten the back while leaning forward). This gives a beast of a stretch!!

P.s I forgot...I keep hold of the Bathmate slightly above my thighs by keeping the Bathmate held between my thighs. This keeps the top of Bathmate pointing to ceiling or even to your face.

Its hard to describe but you will know what im talking about when you anchor and pivot properly yourself and all will become clear.

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Ok now how the hell are you putting in on and pumping without making a huge mess?
Also if you do the stretch without the comfort pad it is amplified.
But watch out for your balls... Because the Bathmate wont hesitate to suck them up.

Lol! Dont worry, I'm keeping a close on them balls!

I sit on the edge of the bath and fill the Bathmate. Then attach it and pump to full pressure. After that the bath is right next to me so i can pump into there if i need to between sets. If i were to do it elsewhere I just take a towel with me and pump water onto that (after attaching Bathmate in bathroom). I dont get much leakage so water mess is not really a problem.

Cool I'll keep that in mind with the comfort pad thx man!

Lol! Dont worry, I'm keeping a close eye on them balls!

I sit on the edge of the bath and fill the Bathmate. Then attach it and pump to full pressure. After that the bath is right next to me so i can pump into there if i need to between sets. If i were to do it elsewhere I just take a towel with me and pump water onto that (after attaching Bathmate in bathroom). I dont get much leakage so water mess is not really a problem.

Cool I'll keep that in mind with the comfort pad thx man!

water will only make the floor cleaner, if it aint carpet.

LasherG;511700 said:

Lol! Dont worry, I'm keeping a close eye on them balls!

I sit on the edge of the bath and fill the Bathmate. Then attach it and pump to full pressure. After that the bath is right next to me so i can pump into there if i need to between sets. If i were to do it elsewhere I just take a towel with me and pump water onto that (after attaching Bathmate in bathroom). I dont get much leakage so water mess is not really a problem.

Cool I'll keep that in mind with the comfort pad thx man!

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Ill try it soon.
Just been a party weekend for me so I really haven't done shit this weekend and feel guilty about it lol.

doublelongdaddy;511732 said:

water will only make the floor cleaner, if it aint carpet.

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Thats my problem... My room is carpet.

Jaronimo;511096 said:

Dude, I can't wait til my penomet shows up now, bro that's a fucking stretch!!! My next pe investment is going to have to be a bathtub now lol. But in all seriousness, mad props to you, man. I may have to piss off my gf and just throw some towels on the floor and do this.

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Has the penomet showed up yet?
If so how do you like it and does this stretch work with it?