Another story of woman and dick size (from my girlfriend)

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Well, a little history first. About 6 months ago, I asked my gf who was the biggest guy she had been with. She responded by saying the first guy she ever had sex with when she was 19. She told me, and I quote, "It was huge. He was as big as a ruler."

I struggled with that for quite some time...6 months as a matter of fact and we've talked about it on several occasions. She downplayed it saying that she thought she was wrong and it wasn't that big and size never mattered to her, blah, blah, blah...but I couldn't get that initial comment out of my head.

You know how women are and if you do, you know that they keep diaries. I knew she kept a diary since she was a teenager and knew that she would have written about this. So, last night I asked her to show me her diary from that time so I could have some proof as to how big he actually was.

I read the blurb that she wrote and it turns out that the guy actually used a ruler to show her how big he was and....drumroll....

almost 7.5" (and I know he measured from the side ;))

So guys, the moral of the story is that women simply cannot equate the size of a man's dick with a number. At first he was as big as a ruler and now he is considerably less than that 5.5" as a matter of fact.

Just thought I'd share this with y'all.
 
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:D yeh man, thats great news but i knew this would be the case before the drumroll was played ;) We know Women cannot judge size properly to save their lives!.
 
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Well, a little history first. About 6 months ago, I asked my gf who was the biggest guy she had been with. She responded by saying the first guy she ever had sex with when she was 19. She told me, and I quote, "It was huge. He was as big as a ruler."

I struggled with that for quite some time...6 months as a matter of fact and we've talked about it on several occasions. She downplayed it saying that she thought she was wrong and it wasn't that big and size never mattered to her, blah, blah, blah...but I couldn't get that initial comment out of my head.

You know how women are and if you do, you know that they keep diaries. I knew she kept a diary since she was a teenager and knew that she would have written about this. So, last night I asked her to show me her diary from that time so I could have some proof as to how big he actually was.

I read the blurb that she wrote and it turns out that the guy actually used a ruler to show her how big he was and....drumroll....

almost 7.5" (and I know he measured from the side ;))

So guys, the moral of the story is that women simply cannot equate the size of a man's dick with a number. At first he was as big as a ruler and now he is considerably less than that 5.5" as a matter of fact.

Just thought I'd share this with y'all.

Damn, I wish I'd have found a virgin to have sex with. It's probably too late now that I'm 19. There's no way a girl who's had sex with multiple partners is going to find a six inch penis as big as a ruler. I think girls are overwhelmed their first time and some might not even know what a penis really looks like before they have sex. I'll tell you another thing us men know about women. They fucking lie like a bitch. One girl I messed around with was telling me she'd never had sex or did anything sexual before me. My friend knew her for a while and he told me she told him once she'd blown a senior her fresHydromaxan year. I didn't care, but still that was the first time I started realizing how much a woman can lie and lie well.

Also, I think women when they are with their friends will not admit that they have had a boyfriend with a small penis mainly due to pride. At least that is what I think. It is like a competition with them in a similar way it is for guys to have been with lots of women for instance. And when they aren't with you anymore no matter how big you actually are the story changes and you become significantly smaller. They will tell their friends that you are the smallest thing in the world. It's only to hurt us, but hey what are ya gonna do? Right? Penis Enlargement mutherfuckas. lol That's my solution. Get so big they couldn't lie about it. Shit after you break up with them and you hang out with her friends or whatnot shoot your dick will be bulging so much out of your pants their friends won't be able to believe your ex's lies. lol

The moral of all that is...NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL YOU THINK YOU ARE IT IS ONLY AS IMPORTANT AS YOU MAKE IT OUT TO BE AND IT SHOULDN"T MATTER ANYWAY TO ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU

Be proud of your manhood and the next time you are lucky enough to get some even if it is with your girlfriend or if it is with someone you just met Fuck the hell outta of that ass and don't take it for granted. Make her cum no matter what. Don't let her get up until the job is done and then SLAP HER IN THE FACE WITH IT
 

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I agree guys most women cant guess size to save their lifes, but my current gf seems to be amazing at it. I asked her a few weeks ago to draw on a sheet of paper how she thought i was and she got it spot on! I couldnt friggin believe it!
Hey Iwant8, my gf was a virgin when I met her.....at 22!
My last gf said she had more than 40 guys by the time i hooked up with her and she was 19.She said i was small (well im not huge at 6.5) so I kicked her fat ass to the kerb!
 
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Matt "kicked her fat ass to the curb"

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap: :bouncings
 
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I agree guys most women cant guess size to save their lifes, but my current gf seems to be amazing at it. I asked her a few weeks ago to draw on a sheet of paper how she thought i was and she got it spot on! I couldnt friggin believe it!
Hey Iwant8, my gf was a virgin when I met her.....at 22!
My last gf said she had more than 40 guys by the time i hooked up with her and she was 19.She said i was small (well im not huge at 6.5) so I kicked her fat ass to the kerb!

:D, GOOD for you my man. THat is where them hoes belong on that curb or on that pole. lol great
 
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I have a female friend that just started dating this new guy. Well, after their first sexual encounter, she was telling me and another female friend how huge he was. From the way she made it sound, this guy was at least 10 inches. But anyway, after a couple more times, she finally admitted he wasnt that big, nowhere near it in fact. It just seemed big because of the position they were in the first time, and the fact that their first time was in a car, and it was dark and she never really saw it. It just felt huge to her.
 
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This is so damn true. One of the first girls I boned on told all of my friends I was huge. I was 6 3/4 then. Its so damn funny, all my friends constantly bulge glanced me. Turns out she just said it to make her new boyfriend jealous.

When I first boned a girl with my new found 7 incher she was flat out enthralled. She said it was too thick, and I am 5 EG, not exactly a monster. Funny funny.
 
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Ah sound like women are very much like fisherman!!! hehehehe
 
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ctmwm said:
Ah sound like women are very much like fisherman!!! hehehehe
Ha ha. Yeah It does sound like it huh.

Still though there ain't nuthin like em in the world. I'm so lonely lol
 
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Yea this one girl I was with said her last boyfriend was 8 inches when I asked her then I took a piece of paper and asked her to tell me how long up the paper it was. Turns out after 20 min of talkin about it he was actually only 6 inches. It kinda pissed me off so later on that night when we fucked I slammed her extra hard. Girls are fuckin retarded
 
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:D, GOOD for you my man. THat is where them hoes belong on that curb or on that pole. lol great
lmfao
thats classic
rofl
 
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See guys, I learned long ago that this is just one more thing that's not a good idea to ask women about. You'll either end up laughing at her response, or with a size complex and insecurities.

My current girl used to think I was and I quote "at least NINE INCHES!!!", before I measured myself in front of here one day. She was not dissapointed when she saw the real numbers (7" non bone pressed), but still suprised. I love these guys with sub 6" penises that run around telling their sex partners of their "nine inch++" penises!!! Keep at it guys! :D!!!
 
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haha yea I remember the 7th grade this group of kids would be tellin each other yea im 8 inches and i still got more growing to do then later in high school I hear girls talkin about how they were really small.. haha and those guys kept on even sayin they were 8, 9 inches. haha
 
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I actually know a girl that UNDERestimates size.

I recently asked her how big her current boyfriend is, and she said he was between 4-5". Now I know the kid, and have asked him just to be curious, and he said 5.6"...could've been a lie, but I figure if he would've lied, he would've lied a little bit more than "average".

Kinda scares me, cuz I had sex with her too...hahaha.

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I actually know a girl that UNDERestimates size.

I recently asked her how big her current boyfriend is, and she said he was between 4-5". Now I know the kid, and have asked him just to be curious, and he said 5.6"...could've been a lie, but I figure if he would've lied, he would've lied a little bit more than "average".

Kinda scares me, cuz I had sex with her too...hahaha.

CYiNiSiS
alot of girls dont have any power of estimation.
whether it be for the lower or higher side,they are usually off.
guess it just depends on what kind of girl she is as to whether she guesses high or low rofl
 
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Having gone from small to large, here's the breakdown in my opinion. Sizes according to women fall into the following categories.

4" is small. They will more than likely consider you small. They may get off on it and may not. Just depends from girl to girl. But they are not going to think it is big. Sorry. Not gonna happen. They'll live with it, tho.

5" is average. They might complain. They might not. Depends on how big their coochies are. They'll think you're normal and probably even like it alot if you know how to use it.

6" is above average. I think this is the cut off line between average and big. 6" is big enough to hit the G spot and get a girl off. They will more than likely consider you big and will probably brag to their friends about it if you do not totally suck in bed.

7" is big. They will love it. You might even start hurting a few girls when you first stick it in. They will definitely brag on your size and will probably even give you an inch credit on size. (side note: past 7" you won't even have to try that hard to get them off. your size will take care of half of that work for you! :D )

8" and above. You will be legendary. They may not even be able to take it all in, and will definitely consider you one of the big ones when some other poor sucker asks them about it after you are done with them.

Really, tho, it's all good once you hit 6". You'll be able to pop their cork with ease, and that is good enough for any gal. My wife agreed with this when I asked her about it, and when I asked her if she wanted me to keep Penis Enlargementing til I hit 8", she said definitely yes, but I didn't have to if I didn't want to, cause at 7.5" I fill her up fine!
 
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Kong that post ruled. That about sums it up too.
 
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Having gone from small to large, here's the breakdown in my opinion. Sizes according to women fall into the following categories.

4" is small. They will more than likely consider you small. They may get off on it and may not. Just depends from girl to girl. But they are not going to think it is big. Sorry. Not gonna happen. They'll live with it, tho.

5" is average. They might complain. They might not. Depends on how big their coochies are. They'll think you're normal and probably even like it alot if you know how to use it.

6" is above average. I think this is the cut off line between average and big. 6" is big enough to hit the G spot and get a girl off. They will more than likely consider you big and will probably brag to their friends about it if you do not totally suck in bed.

7" is big. They will love it. You might even start hurting a few girls when you first stick it in. They will definitely brag on your size and will probably even give you an inch credit on size. (side note: past 7" you won't even have to try that hard to get them off. your size will take care of half of that work for you! :D )

8" and above. You will be legendary. They may not even be able to take it all in, and will definitely consider you one of the big ones when some other poor sucker asks them about it after you are done with them.

Really, tho, it's all good once you hit 6". You'll be able to pop their cork with ease, and that is good enough for any gal. My wife agreed with this when I asked her about it, and when I asked her if she wanted me to keep Penis Enlargementing til I hit 8", she said definitely yes, but I didn't have to if I didn't want to, cause at 7.5" I fill her up fine!
Which begs the infamous response:

Bone pressed or non-bone pressed, that is the question (-:
 
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