Another story of woman and dick size (from my girlfriend)

What are you doing asking your girlfriends about the size of their ex's dicks? You people must be masochists. There's NEVER a satisfactory answer to that question. EVER. Unless she's a virgin, there will always be somebody bigger.

Godsize said:

What are you doing asking your girlfriends about the size of their ex's dicks? You people must be masochists. There's NEVER a satisfactory answer to that question. EVER. Unless she's a virgin, there will always be somebody bigger.

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i have always stayed away from asking girlfriends questions of that nature.
some guys wanna know how many men shes been with and the sizes and everything else.

i think it just builds up issues between you and your girl to be getting into that stuff.

ive always found it better to just get size questions from a good female friend instead of your girl.
oh and maybe you shouldnt be sleeping or plan on sleeping with her as that could be another pain

"Which begs the infamous response:

Bone pressed or non-bone pressed, that is the question (-:"

Fat pad does make a difference. I am 6'3 and weight 260 and have about an inch and a half fat pad. However, I can attest, as a big man, that you can easily get around that issue through using certain sexual positions. Doggy style and on top with her legs hooked over your arms is the best ways. I can hit the G spot laying flat out missionary style, but not as sure. When we do it with me on top and her legs over my arms, I bottom out pretty easily at 7.5 so no complaints there! There's only a few positions that we cannot do now, which we could do when we were younger and skinnier. I kinda miss the sitting, facing each other position and the one where she lays on her stomach and I sit on her ass and fuck her pussy from on top of her, between her ass cheeks (gotta have some length to do that one, and not much fat!)

It's not just the guy's fat pad, either. The fat pad on a chick makes a difference, too. More than you might think!

Maybe we should come up with a term called EULD, or Effective Usable Length of Dick. You take your BPenis EnlargementL and minus your fat pad and your chicks fat pad and see how much you are actually getting in. Since the G spot it only about 3 inches in there, anything over a 3 is good. My EULD would be about about a 5...my wife has a little cushion for the pushin', too. Not a lot, but I never did like the skinny birds! I like a big order of ass and tit on the side when I feel like a furburger! :D

kong1971 said:

"Which begs the infamous response:

Bone pressed or non-bone pressed, that is the question (-:"

Fat pad does make a difference. I am 6'3 and weight 260 and have about an inch and a half fat pad. However, I can attest, as a big man, that you can easily get around that issue through using certain sexual positions. Doggy style and on top with her legs hooked over your arms is the best ways. I can hit the G spot laying flat out missionary style, but not as sure. When we do it with me on top and her legs over my arms, I bottom out pretty easily at 7.5 so no complaints there! There's only a few positions that we cannot do now, which we could do when we were younger and skinnier. I kinda miss the sitting, facing each other position and the one where she lays on her stomach and I sit on her ass and fuck her pussy from on top of her, between her ass cheeks (gotta have some length to do that one, and not much fat!)

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So that is 7.5 BPenis EnlargementL then? I am at that size at the moment (maybe 7.75 on a great day) and I am in good shape in terms of fat to muscle ratio but for whatever reason, I still have a frigging 1.25 inch fat pad. I have knocked it down a bit and I think the supplement CLA has helped out a lot as it seems to be really good at targeting stubborn fat pads.

kong1971 said:

It's not just the guy's fat pad, either. The fat pad on a chick makes a difference, too. More than you might think!

Maybe we should come up with a term called EULD, or Effective Usable Length of Dick. You take your BPenis EnlargementL and minus your fat pad and your chicks fat pad and see how much you are actually getting in. Since the G spot it only about 3 inches in there, anything over a 3 is good. My EULD would be about about a 5...my wife has a little cushion for the pushin', too. Not a lot, but I never did like the skinny birds! I like a big order of ass and tit on the side when I feel like a furburger! :D

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Yah, I read I think on Thunder's that supposedly for every 20-30 pounds of extra fat on your body, you get on average 1 inch more fat pad for both men and women.

So I guess the formula for bottoming out a woman is loosely:

Penis BPenis EnlargementL - Maximal Vaginal Length - Male Fat Pad - Female Fat Pad = Penis To Spare

The female fat pad does not even include ass cheeks, hips, and the guy's fat pad of course does not include his gut getting in the way either, so I don't really see how you can get around the fat pad problem other than to really push hard against each other just as you push hard against your pubic bone when taking a BPenis EnlargementL measurement. And even then you can only thrust so hard without it making uncomfortable for both of you. There is a difference between slamming and crushing someone, especially if a not so slim lady is going crazy on top as getting your prostate gland slammed really hard is not very comfortable if you ask me. And yes I know from past experience as I found it hard to keep an erection when I felt like I had to go to the bathroom all the time in more ways than one )-:

And yes with not so slim gals I have been with in the past, I notice that about 1/4 of my penis is not even able to go in all the way (this is not because of the cervix, but rather the ass and hips getting in the way), and about 1/4 more is just trying to make it past her fat pad. That leaves me with barely enough to thrust with any decent length of stroke without having to worry about slipping out. Even worse, about half my penis is not really feeling anything at all, so by her being heavy she might as well have just taken a knife and cut half of my penis off.

So yah, even if you don't have a problem with being with someone overweight on the superficial levels, on the physical level I find sex is a whole lot of work with a gal who is overweight, especially if she has a significant fat pad (some overweight ladies get lucky, but generally the ones with big hips have very fat pussies as well). Oh yeah and also, you are pretty much restricted to only a few positions that will work at all if she is heavy as well.

kong1971 said:

Maybe we should come up with a term called EULD, or Effective Usable Length of Dick.

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haha
i think you just branded the term

Ulcasterdropout said:

I need a bigger dick yesterday......

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You'll get it some day. Then you'll become just another arrogant bastard with a big penis walking around thinking you're hot shit! lol Oh man we should all be that lucky.

stillwantmore said:

See guys, I learned long ago that this is just one more thing that's not a good idea to ask women about. You'll either end up laughing at her response, or with a size complex and insecurities.

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Yeah, I learned the hard way because unfortunately for me, for the longest time it was the latter.

Dario said:

Well, a little history first. About 6 months ago, I asked my gf who was the biggest guy she had been with. She responded by saying the first guy she ever had sex with when she was 19. She told me, and I quote, "It was huge. He was as big as a ruler."

I struggled with that for quite some time...6 months as a matter of fact and we've talked about it on several occasions. She downplayed it saying that she thought she was wrong and it wasn't that big and size never mattered to her, blah, blah, blah...but I couldn't get that initial comment out of my head.

You know how women are and if you do, you know that they keep diaries. I knew she kept a diary since she was a teenager and knew that she would have written about this. So, last night I asked her to show me her diary from that time so I could have some proof as to how big he actually was.

I read the blurb that she wrote and it turns out that the guy actually used a ruler to show her how big he was and....drumroll....

almost 7.5" (and I know he measured from the side )

So guys, the moral of the story is that women simply cannot equate the size of a man's dick with a number. At first he was as big as a ruler and now he is considerably less than that 5.5" as a matter of fact.

Just thought I'd share this with y'all.

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Can you imagine how you would of felt if you looked in the diary and found out she was measuring with a yardstick:D

LOL nice one Dario!

One thing I have learned, is that women use men's insecurities about their penis size to their advantage, especially insecure women. They want you to think they've had bigger to keep you - they are afraid to compliment you for fear your ego might become overinflated and you will think that you can do better and find someone else. It's their way of having one up on you. Don't believe anything a woman says on this issue, and like someone else said, it's best not to ask. You will not like the answer, cause trust me, they either have been with bigger, or will lie about it. There is no way you will get an answer you will like.

Ya I agree with thedash, but just dont ask them and put your penis to work on them haha. That should shut them up for a while .

That's just it, put what you have to work, and as long as they are liking it, it doesn't even matter anyway. Just give it to them good, and that will definitely shut them up for a while. That is, until they start feeling insecure again. Don't let them play headgames with you.

Great post that is deff tru you don't have to be John Holmes to get a girl off.

(side note: past 7" you won't even have to try that hard to get them off. your size will take care of half of that work for you!

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Amen !

My favorite odd trivia ....

What's the big deal with Penis Enlargement? ....

An 8 is about 2 1/2 times more dick than a 6.

Use that on someone and they're going to know it. :yes:

It will even exceed their normal reponse curve, they can whole-body orgasm in like 3 or 4 minutes instead of what scientists say should be more like 23.

... -Every- 3 or 4 minutes for that matter.

And then later afterwards all their friends act differently around you and totally meat-hawk you when you're not looking.

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