Goes something like this?
DLD [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]Slow Squash Jelq[/words] - Official Thread (End all Girth Exercise)
Here's the source thread:
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12795&highlight=ULI
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The last [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]Slow Squash Jelq[/words] thread was convoluted, confusing, and misrepresented. DLD and I chatted about the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]
SSJ[/words] tonite and got all the kinks worked out. This is the epitome of girth exercises - massive expansion with minimal to nil fluid buildup. This not only incorporates expansion theory but also a state of mind to approach the exercise with.
DLD: "It is by far the best girth exercise ever...a 30 minute session gets me over .75" of temp. girth..."
Step #1 : Visualization, Daily Goal
DLD: "Here is another tip I use... When I start I look at my penis girth and my wrist making a visual comparison... My initial goal is to get my girth as big as my wrist... THAT IS MY ONLY GOAL... once I am there, as silly and impossible as this sounds, I look at my ankle and try to get to that thickness... It, of course, does not happen but the visualization is incredible..."
Step #2 : Creating the Mood. Get Sexy
DLD: "I treat my session like masturbation ... is I pop in a really good adult entertainment and get myself 100% erect... Girth NEEDS to be highly sexual ..."
Approach the exercise as sexually as possible. As odd as it sounds, breathing and making a little noise like you are having sex makes the whole experience sexier. Anything else that gets you going and makes you feel sexy could be in line (thrusting hips, etc.) Make it enjoyable, like masturbation. Work your way up to a 100% erection.
Step #3 : Squeezing at the Base
DLD: "once I am there [100% erect] I will clamp off at the extreme base after I kegel as much blood in as I can... I squeeze my head to release that much blood out of my penis. I want about that much room to work with... I then have my shaft really hard and the glans is empty."
Right - Uli, but once there squeeze all the blood from the head. DLD : "don't worry about the head losing size... because my glans is gaining size."
Step #4 : Performing the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]
SSJ[/words]
DLD: "I will jelq up maybe an inch... Then I take my other hand, using the palm, and push down against the other hand... it is like the hand below is trying to jelq up while the upper hand is squashing the head and upper shaft against it... I will bend, squash, compress, push in all possible directions... I do this until I am at like maybe 80% erect... About 2 minutes... Then I will get myself hard again and repeat, switching hands..."
I think this is where the confusion started. When doing the jelq part, move the clamped hand up around an inch or so, and begin the compression with the other hand. Then, if it increases pressure, slide the clamped hand up the shaft *slightly* for the remainder of the ~2 minutes.
Yes, this is similar to Iso Comp Squeezes and Horsies, but you are using your palm/palm grip to compress, twist, bend, etc. until you get down to an 80% erection. Refer to the sexy step to be sure you are in the right mind state during the exercise.
DLD : "NO COUNTING... Remember, this is sexual... No counting... Not work, so treat it like masturbation."
Now for words from DLD about this exercise:
"It is by far the best girth exercise ever (for me)"
"a 30 minute session gets me over .75" of temp. girth"
"My shirt is rock hard and thick" [I could edit this one to say 'shit', but it's too funny otherwise.]
"get excited to do it"
"just gain massive girth... MASSIVE"
"I wish more folks did this exercise because it is so incredible for me and the couple of guys I have on a custom routine"
"My ankle is dumb thick"
"My shaft was like twice the size of my head"
"The expansion was sick"
Ok, this is my interpretation from DLD's exact text. While DLD can only explain to himself the exact way to do it, I think this gets closer than any other description used.
I don't get the pinching though as my understanding of pinching would hurt! Are you squeezing the head?
