pe in jail?

[qwertyking]

what are some techniques and stuff I can use to do Penis Enlargement in jail, descretely. keep in mind if anyone looks like they're jerkin it in the shower they get a slap at minimum. There's very little to use as equipment, shoelaces aren't around in my area. You also have a cellmate most of the time so its gotta be quite at night... no lubes and stuff. just in case i ever go back and I dont wana lose my gains... I've heard of dry jelqing. and im pretty sure i can do a super squash jelq, but I dont know how to dry jelq or anything like that. anyone with experience at this or suggestions is welcomed to post them. thanks.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Y'ever thought: don't go back?
Yeah: don't go back.

 

[qwertyking]

thats easy to say if you dont have a record. the last time I was in all I did was defend myself but it didnt matter cuz I had a record, cops did a slack job, and the so called victims didnt have records.

 

[bjembe]

I suggest doing lazy ass stretch and uli. Do a couple of uli on your morning wood.

 

[Bam2786]

yep its always the cops fault. how about try this. don't get a record in the first place. if you do, man up and don't bitch about it and don't blame others for your own mistake. if you do go back to jail (its because you broke the law AGAIN) and you deserve to be there, don't bitch about the cops doing their jobs. Cops don't just throw people in jail for no reason. Its not possible.

 

[thenovice]

ive always wondered about this cause i have a overly sickening see-every-scenario habit and your right it would have to be done at night , what i would suggest is that you must prepare your mind first , specifically your concentration effort to count up to unlimited amount of seconds and doing this all in your head (no cheating and saying it aloud !) , when your laying under the covers pull one certain stretch at medium intensity for at least 200-500 seconds ( i know there is no clock , so there is no room for cheating , what i would do is buy a stopwatch and sync your mind to that stopwatch ) , then while your resting do a lazy ass stretch and fall asleep when pain persists more than tolerable you will wake up dont worry , then do another medium intensity stretch toward another angle for 200-500 seconds , then massage for maximum flaccid circulation, then do another lazy ass stretch and fall asleep again , repeat this cycle 3-10 times depending on your expierience in this routine , your goal is to make the lazy ass stretch a [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]all night stretcher[/words] exercise ( ANSE) , then when you have morning wood ( cause you will shift in your sleep , causing your dick to come loose ) do double hand jelqs , ssjs , and whatever else you think can be used as a girth exercise dry , remember the mind comes first , without that you will fail in this routine , train your mind and achieve more discipline than you ever thought you could attain

good luck and hope this helps ,
novice

 

[SirKyle]

defend yourself as in "that guy looked at my gf and I had to defend myself?"

Seriously though, most of us will not have a clue. I'd go for a manual stretching routine with some dry jelqing afterwards.

 

[ADF]

I was in Soledad State prison for 2 years and kept my back to the shower wall at all times. Unless you shower alone, don't ever give anyone your back in the shower. I got in trouble while in there and got put in solitude in a cell all to myself. That was the best thing I ever did in prison. I loved it in solitude alone with no other fuckers bothering me etc. In a cell to yourself you can Penis Enlargement but not in general population.

It's best not to look like you are masturbating or playing with yourself in any way while in prison or you will get gang raped. Good luck and keep your back to the wall.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

And just how will the fact of having an existing record cause you to return to jail?

thats easy to say if you dont have a record. the last time I was in all I did was defend myself but it didnt matter cuz I had a record, cops did a slack job, and the so called victims didnt have records.

 

[qwertyking]

I'm not going to get into the whole lot of details of what happened the night that landed me a years dead time in jail waiting for trial, while being innocent. The several months I waited for a damn bail hearing with a lawyer is not justice. The fact is, I've made mistakes in the past and turned to a better life before I caught my last charge. I was waiting for a pardon for my crimes(and I still am). The way justice SHOULD work is not based on my criminal record(unless we're talking bail) contrary to popular belief by most of society even though it does play a role in how the police officers will spend their time looking at all of the witness statements. A police officer generally has about 8-10 months of training before he gets his badge which isn't a whole lot. Not saying the all get corrupted or all are dull, but on this night I had a few trying to get the thing over with ASAP. While some are, lets say, harder working and like to read and reread all of the witness statements to find contradictions and truthfulness in the event others are not. It was 4 vs 1, they all wrote statements that hugely contradicted one another because the police rolled up right in the middle of it all and questioned them individually so they had not much time to make up a story. Third party witnesses' statements were largely against their statements and all fit together. The police just took their statements and weighed them against me along with my criminal record and pressed a charge regardless of what other people were saying. With prison overpopulation and too few courtrooms it took me a whole year to get out.

It's frustrating hearing this from people who don't really know anything about me or what happened and at best have heard this second hand. Or the ones who pretty much base their information on a few episodes of Cops, or are a good cop and work with only good police officers and don't see this kind of stuff. I didn't go to jail because I "broke the law again" and I wasn't served justice. Cops do throw people in jail for no reason and I don't see why anyone couldn't find that possible. They can just write a report that makes it 'seem' like a good reason on paper and who's going to know the difference? Many police are corrupt in a judicial sense and will throw a man in jail due to lack of investigation or due to the fact that they think they are cleaning up the streets because most criminal pasts never end in rehabilitation, at least where I'm from(it's over 50% return rate I think). I'm not saying this type of stuff happens every day, all day, with everyone in this city... It just DOES happen.

What I'm trying to say is that if this somewhat rare type of incident ever happens again I may be stuck inside for months without a bail hearing and may lose a lot of my gains if I don't know what to do. Thanks to those of you who took this seriously and didn't decide to go judge Judy on me and actually gave me advice. I'm concerned these people who acted against me may cross paths and decide to make up a story for the cops even if they're the ones who attacked me again. They're a cheap cowardly bunch, I've come to learn and they may just try their hand at hiding behind police again when shit goes bad so I want to be prepared since I plan to use Penis Enlargements for the next few years.

To ADF: Sounds rough. I'm still a kid pretty much though, if anyone raped me its an unsaid fact they'd get it bad... At least up here in Canada. We've got better prisons compared to the US. Not too much of that kind of stuff up here. The most I can handle in the hole is 2 weeks. I start losing my marbles after about 12 days or so unless there's someone next to me to talk to.

To SirKyle: I'm not an idiot man. This was serious.

To Bjembe: Whats a uli?

 

[qwertyking]

What, exactly, is a dry jelq. I haven't seen any info on them on this site or the members site.

 

[DLD]

What, exactly, is a dry jelq. I haven't seen any info on them on this site or the members site.

It is just like the jelq but no lube is used. I feel it helps prevent discoloration compared to the wet jelq.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

I didn't ask about your life's history & the Canadian judicial system really isn't pertinent.
My original question remains, however, unanswered:

And just how will the fact of having an existing record cause you to return to jail?

 

[Medicating]

If you get given a jail sentence and your first thought it 'Fuck, how am I gonna keep my gains I got from my new jelq routine?!'... you have your priorities a little off.

 

[qwertyking]

I did answer the question and it relates to the Canadian judicial system. If I didn't have the record the police wouldn't have been as likely to charge me and would of looked into it more. They check their computers in their squad cars and it DOES decide what happens regardless of how things SHOULD work. If they assume I'm a career criminal they may decide it best to press a charge and lock me up regardless if its just to do so, just to clean up the streets. It was around the time of what is referred to as "spring clean up". The jails are packed with people around that time just to get their statistics up for politics.

To the last post: You can only do so much about your priorities in jail, you can only spend so much time talking to your lawyer and stuff and if I possibly can it would be a nice way of the time spent in there in whats called 'dead time'- meaning your still awaiting trial and haven't been proven innocent or guilty... remanded in other words. It would be nice to keep my gains weather or not it is a priority or not... just saying...

This thread is getting stupid and moving away from the point of the OP. So please if you have advice on an issue regarding Penis Enlargement and can instruct me on what a Dry Jelq is or an uli so I know I'd greatly appreciate it. I can imagine how to 'dry jelq' but I wouldn't be surprised if it's a little different than I imagined. Just grip the base and push the blood up with one single hand? Then do it all over with the same hand?.... how effective is this as opposed to wet jelqing?

 

[qwertyking]

sry for last question. didnt see DLD's explanation. thanks

 

[Medicating]

A dry jelq can be done erect or not, you just jelq without lube.

An ULI is a girth exercise when you're erect. Search it in the search bar for a full explanation.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Oh little one who practices avoidance of reality.
The answer to my question is, simply: NO-merely having a criminal record will NOT, I repeat NOT cause you to be sent to jail.
Your behavior, arrest and subsequent conviction of a crime will send you to jail.

And you if you, at present, are actually facing re-incarceration and your primary priority is enlarging your penis then you've got priorities so, how do I put this gently, fucked up beyond belief then nobody here is going to be able to help ya.

My original advice holds: Don't go back in. Then you can view [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] in peace, freedom and leisure.

I didn't ask about your life's history & the Canadian judicial system really isn't pertinent.
My original question remains, however, unanswered:

 

[qwertyking]

Wouldn't be calling me a baby. You don't know much about me even if you think you do. It's not like I'm asking for anyone's sympathy just trying to get it known that I half expect to see the inside of a cell and why since people seem to need that kind of info to just answer my question on what to do to keep my gains if it happens. Shit. You can get a pizza in jail and even some brew if you wanted it bad enough.

I know your type though. Big muscle, long dick style on the internet yet you really need this shit to get any points at all.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

The question was asked, oh little man of exagerrated temper, (insight into part of your problem perhaps), was to get you to hopefully think a bit beyond what you can put into your hand. Think about what you may need to put into your life, your expectations, your definition of self and how you relate to the greater world around you.
That what you expect from life and what you put into living are, most often, what you receive in return.


Given your response, I just don't think you'll get it.
Enjoy your time.

Wouldn't be calling me a baby. You don't know much about me even if you think you do. It's not like I'm asking for anyone's sympathy just trying to get it known that I half expect to see the inside of a cell and why since people seem to need that kind of info to just answer my question on what to do to keep my gains if it happens. Shit. You can get a pizza in jail and even some brew if you wanted it bad enough.

I know your type though. Big muscle, long dick style on the internet yet you really need this shit to get any points at all.

 

[qwertyking]

Let me tell you some about reality man. If you're there its real... If you assume something may have happened or may not have happened, based on some imagined knowledge you have of the event that actually took place then it is you who has no grasp of reality. It's going to be next to impossible for you to know more about my arrest and charges than me since I've studied the police report and witness statements more than needed to know what I'm talking about so just read this.

Your question was "And just how will the fact of having an existing record cause you to return to jail?"
The answer in the way things SHOULD be is "There is no reason I should return to jail because of my record". The thing is, people like you who seem to have no experience in these issues are the ones who lack the real reality of how things happen in the REAL world. Not the TV shows 'Law and Order' or 'Cops'.


No doubt on the fact that being out is better than being in, hulk. It's just that you just remind me of someone who talks about being on a safari, seeing lions and hyenas, yet never left the seat of his couch, never mind been to Africa. The point is I was really there and I KNOW what happened and it was injustice due to , as I said, "a criminal record, cops doing a slack job" and the squeaky clean records of my so called victims. After reading all of the witness statements in jail dozens of times I could in fact point out that the police had too much information on their hands that didn't add up to me being the one in the wrong. The criminal record is what did it. If I was just walking down the street and I ran into the police that night would I be arrested for having a criminal record? No.

But to answer your question If I am outnumbered by people who wrote witness statements saying I just randomly began to "stab them for no reason" when it was them who attacked me and there is even third party witnesses who agree they went after me and the police cant conclude what happened, because this is the way the real world works, just listen... they will take a look at their computer in the squad car and see if I have a record and if it is 'more or less right' to arrest and charge me rather than doing a good job of the whole thing. Like I already said this doesn't happen every day but just remember things aren't what you see on TV. I have spent enough time on the streets and dealt with police officers enough(part of why my past lead to them assuming I was on the offense) to know... I mean absolutely KNOW how many police officers work.


What you say about having a record by itself is true. That alone will not get me sent to jail. It's not like they're just going to roll up on me and arrest me with some BS charge out of the blue... But If I were to cross these people's path again and all I did was defend myself... Since I hate to say that I'm not gonna wait the 5-10 minute response time for police to defend me and then the cops finally show up and I am and was completely acting in the law the whole time, however these clowns decide to team up on me and write 4 witness statements to out weigh those of the bystanders(if there's only a couple lets say) then they will look at my record and make a decision based on that. Especially if I have a history with them and if they are being lazy and just want to get it all over with quickly and feel that they did the right thing by putting another "bad guy away".


Unless your a street cop or a career criminal you have very little grounds to be arguing this with me. You'd still be wrong, but at least you'd have grounds. Judges and lawyers would have a little less credentials than a street cop in this argument, since they rarely see what actually goes on. So unless your one of the above please leave the keyboard alone and I can tell your not one of the above because you think that a person needs to be convicted to do jail time when in fact all they need is to be remanded. I never said its the sole reason but the fact is having one is a serious disadvantage in legal situations. Go ahead and check out the other reasons I stated in my second post and all this pile of info I've stated then go get some actual experience and tell me it's not easier to go back to jail with a criminal record.

Edit: If I wanted some advice on how to stay out of jail I'd talk to someone who's done some time and stayed out for a minimum of a few years since then. I wouldn't ask for help on a Penis Enlargement newbie forum. It's you who's lacking the understanding of the situation at hand. Since I wanted some Penis Enlargement advice I went here for it, not to get a flawed lecture from my elders about staying out of jail... nuff said.

 

[qwertyking]

By the way that post was to slim222 for calling me a baby not you.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

You need to change your life course, not enlarge your penis.

By the way that post was to slim222 for calling me a baby not you.

 

[qwertyking]

My life's good. I'm getting back into school. Talk to a priest every now and again. Go to church. Read books. Looking into a career that's legit. Just finished cutting off the last of my so called friends. I just can't come close to completely predict the outcome of future events and may end up back in the cooler because of these guys. Hell I think Penis Enlargement is cool and I want to continue it regardless of any situation I may come across.

 

[going all out]

everyday you make your own future just talk it one step at a time (and no judging you because I don't know you and that would be rude of me to do so) just stay away from the people who get you in trouble if you don't do anything wrong regardless of the people who want to put you back there fuck em just focus on your pe and grow that dick that you want keep yourself and you won't go back. Just being real with you bro Keep it moving son

 

[qwertyking]

everyday you make your own future just talk it one step at a time (and no judging you because I don't know you and that would be rude of me to do so) just stay away from the people who get you in trouble if you don't do anything wrong regardless of the people who want to put you back there fuck em just focus on your pe and grow that dick that you want keep yourself and you won't go back. Just being real with you bro Keep it moving son

Alright. Respect man.

 

[GonerGuy8721]

I did answer the question and it relates to the Canadian judicial system. If I didn't have the record the police wouldn't have been as likely to charge me and would of looked into it more. They check their computers in their squad cars and it DOES decide what happens regardless of how things SHOULD work. If they assume I'm a career criminal they may decide it best to press a charge and lock me up regardless if its just to do so, just to clean up the streets. It was around the time of what is referred to as "spring clean up". The jails are packed with people around that time just to get their statistics up for politics.

To the last post: You can only do so much about your priorities in jail, you can only spend so much time talking to your lawyer and stuff and if I possibly can it would be a nice way of the time spent in there in whats called 'dead time'- meaning your still awaiting trial and haven't been proven innocent or guilty... remanded in other words. It would be nice to keep my gains weather or not it is a priority or not... just saying...

This thread is getting stupid and moving away from the point of the OP. So please if you have advice on an issue regarding Penis Enlargement and can instruct me on what a Dry Jelq is or an uli so I know I'd greatly appreciate it. I can imagine how to 'dry jelq' but I wouldn't be surprised if it's a little different than I imagined. Just grip the base and push the blood up with one single hand? Then do it all over with the same hand?.... how effective is this as opposed to wet jelqing?

Dude, you need to get your life together and not worry about Penis Enlargement.

Also, nobody and I mean nobody, believes an ex-cons "they all lied, cops harassed me " storyline. Stay away from scummy people and bad environments. Learn a trade, don't drink or do drugs. Hell, don't even smoke.

THEN start worrying about Penis Enlargement.

 

[GonerGuy8721]

Let me tell you some about reality man. If you're there its real... If you assume something may have happened or may not have happened, based on some imagined knowledge you have of the event that actually took place then it is you who has no grasp of reality. It's going to be next to impossible for you to know more about my arrest and charges than me since I've studied the police report and witness statements more than needed to know what I'm talking about so just read this.

Your question was "And just how will the fact of having an existing record cause you to return to jail?"
The answer in the way things SHOULD be is "There is no reason I should return to jail because of my record". The thing is, people like you who seem to have no experience in these issues are the ones who lack the real reality of how things happen in the REAL world. Not the TV shows 'Law and Order' or 'Cops'.


No doubt on the fact that being out is better than being in, hulk. It's just that you just remind me of someone who talks about being on a safari, seeing lions and hyenas, yet never left the seat of his couch, never mind been to Africa. The point is I was really there and I KNOW what happened and it was injustice due to , as I said, "a criminal record, cops doing a slack job" and the squeaky clean records of my so called victims. After reading all of the witness statements in jail dozens of times I could in fact point out that the police had too much information on their hands that didn't add up to me being the one in the wrong. The criminal record is what did it. If I was just walking down the street and I ran into the police that night would I be arrested for having a criminal record? No.

But to answer your question If I am outnumbered by people who wrote witness statements saying I just randomly began to "stab them for no reason" when it was them who attacked me and there is even third party witnesses who agree they went after me and the police cant conclude what happened, because this is the way the real world works, just listen... they will take a look at their computer in the squad car and see if I have a record and if it is 'more or less right' to arrest and charge me rather than doing a good job of the whole thing. Like I already said this doesn't happen every day but just remember things aren't what you see on TV. I have spent enough time on the streets and dealt with police officers enough(part of why my past lead to them assuming I was on the offense) to know... I mean absolutely KNOW how many police officers work.


What you say about having a record by itself is true. That alone will not get me sent to jail. It's not like they're just going to roll up on me and arrest me with some BS charge out of the blue... But If I were to cross these people's path again and all I did was defend myself... Since I hate to say that I'm not gonna wait the 5-10 minute response time for police to defend me and then the cops finally show up and I am and was completely acting in the law the whole time, however these clowns decide to team up on me and write 4 witness statements to out weigh those of the bystanders(if there's only a couple lets say) then they will look at my record and make a decision based on that. Especially if I have a history with them and if they are being lazy and just want to get it all over with quickly and feel that they did the right thing by putting another "bad guy away".


Unless your a street cop or a career criminal you have very little grounds to be arguing this with me. You'd still be wrong, but at least you'd have grounds. Judges and lawyers would have a little less credentials than a street cop in this argument, since they rarely see what actually goes on. So unless your one of the above please leave the keyboard alone and I can tell your not one of the above because you think that a person needs to be convicted to do jail time when in fact all they need is to be remanded. I never said its the sole reason but the fact is having one is a serious disadvantage in legal situations. Go ahead and check out the other reasons I stated in my second post and all this pile of info I've stated then go get some actual experience and tell me it's not easier to go back to jail with a criminal record.

Edit: If I wanted some advice on how to stay out of jail I'd talk to someone who's done some time and stayed out for a minimum of a few years since then. I wouldn't ask for help on a Penis Enlargement newbie forum. It's you who's lacking the understanding of the situation at hand. Since I wanted some Penis Enlargement advice I went here for it, not to get a flawed lecture from my elders about staying out of jail... nuff said.

Your own words are condemning you. Seriously, why should any person take the word of an ex-con over 4 people with clean records and a cop.

 

[going all out]

hey man I don't like to judge pplz at all even though I'm human and make mistakes just like everyone else, I just know this site can help you occupied your time and want not so you wouldn't have to go back plus I believe in karma so if you don't do anything nothing will happen to you in the sense of not doing wrong things mind you. But I know you'll be find as long as you keep your mind right which it seems you have been doing so already

 

[GonerGuy8721]

Let me tell you some about reality man. If you're there its real... If you assume something may have happened or may not have happened, based on some imagined knowledge you have of the event that actually took place then it is you who has no grasp of reality. It's going to be next to impossible for you to know more about my arrest and charges than me since I've studied the police report and witness statements more than needed to know what I'm talking about so just read this.

Your question was "And just how will the fact of having an existing record cause you to return to jail?"
The answer in the way things SHOULD be is "There is no reason I should return to jail because of my record". The thing is, people like you who seem to have no experience in these issues are the ones who lack the real reality of how things happen in the REAL world. Not the TV shows 'Law and Order' or 'Cops'.


No doubt on the fact that being out is better than being in, hulk. It's just that you just remind me of someone who talks about being on a safari, seeing lions and hyenas, yet never left the seat of his couch, never mind been to Africa. The point is I was really there and I KNOW what happened and it was injustice due to , as I said, "a criminal record, cops doing a slack job" and the squeaky clean records of my so called victims. After reading all of the witness statements in jail dozens of times I could in fact point out that the police had too much information on their hands that didn't add up to me being the one in the wrong. The criminal record is what did it. If I was just walking down the street and I ran into the police that night would I be arrested for having a criminal record? No.

But to answer your question If I am outnumbered by people who wrote witness statements saying I just randomly began to "stab them for no reason" when it was them who attacked me and there is even third party witnesses who agree they went after me and the police cant conclude what happened, because this is the way the real world works, just listen... they will take a look at their computer in the squad car and see if I have a record and if it is 'more or less right' to arrest and charge me rather than doing a good job of the whole thing. Like I already said this doesn't happen every day but just remember things aren't what you see on TV. I have spent enough time on the streets and dealt with police officers enough(part of why my past lead to them assuming I was on the offense) to know... I mean absolutely KNOW how many police officers work.


What you say about having a record by itself is true. That alone will not get me sent to jail. It's not like they're just going to roll up on me and arrest me with some BS charge out of the blue... But If I were to cross these people's path again and all I did was defend myself... Since I hate to say that I'm not gonna wait the 5-10 minute response time for police to defend me and then the cops finally show up and I am and was completely acting in the law the whole time, however these clowns decide to team up on me and write 4 witness statements to out weigh those of the bystanders(if there's only a couple lets say) then they will look at my record and make a decision based on that. Especially if I have a history with them and if they are being lazy and just want to get it all over with quickly and feel that they did the right thing by putting another "bad guy away".


Unless your a street cop or a career criminal you have very little grounds to be arguing this with me. You'd still be wrong, but at least you'd have grounds. Judges and lawyers would have a little less credentials than a street cop in this argument, since they rarely see what actually goes on. So unless your one of the above please leave the keyboard alone and I can tell your not one of the above because you think that a person needs to be convicted to do jail time when in fact all they need is to be remanded. I never said its the sole reason but the fact is having one is a serious disadvantage in legal situations. Go ahead and check out the other reasons I stated in my second post and all this pile of info I've stated then go get some actual experience and tell me it's not easier to go back to jail with a criminal record.

Edit: If I wanted some advice on how to stay out of jail I'd talk to someone who's done some time and stayed out for a minimum of a few years since then. I wouldn't ask for help on a Penis Enlargement newbie forum. It's you who's lacking the understanding of the situation at hand. Since I wanted some Penis Enlargement advice I went here for it, not to get a flawed lecture from my elders about staying out of jail... nuff said.

Actually, if you want advice on how to stay out of jail talk to someone that's never been in jail.

You seem to take no responsibility for your situation. In one post you say cops only have 8-10 months training and then you say only a cop or career criminal can judge you.

 

[going all out]

everyday you make your own future just take it one step at a time (and no judging you because I don't know you and that would be rude of me to do so) just stay away from the people who get you in trouble if you don't do anything wrong regardless of the people who want to put you back there fuck em just focus on your pe and grow that dick that you want keep yourself and you won't go back. Just being real with you bro Keep it moving son

damn it ,I messed up on this post right here damn I wish i can delete this one oh well skip over it pplz just a repeat

 

[MAXAMEYES]

We all hit a point in our lives when we say, "Man , I'm gettin' way too old for this shit." The trick is to hit that point when yer young and capable enough of actually effecting that change.
Sounds like you've just about hit that point; build from there.
And if you wanna here some about my "experience", lemme know; I got some stories.

My life's good. I'm getting back into school. Talk to a priest every now and again. Go to church. Read books. Looking into a career that's legit. Just finished cutting off the last of my so called friends. I just can't come close to completely predict the outcome of future events and may end up back in the cooler because of these guys. Hell I think Penis Enlargement is cool and I want to continue it regardless of any situation I may come across.

 

[DLD]

We all hit a point in our lives when we say, "Man , I'm gettin' way too old for this shit." The trick is to hit that point when yer young and capable enough of actually effecting that change.
Sounds like you've just about hit that point; build from there.
And if you wanna here some about my "experience", lemme know; I got some stories.

Very true. It is what it is, we are where we are right now and as we get older it becomes more and more difficult to motivate ourselves. I try to keep a youthful spirit in everything I do, when I am in the right state of mind I can create like I did as a child.

 

[Dashdeming]

I don't get why some of you guys are being so judgmental of this man who has done nothing more than come forward and share his honesty with us while seeking some simple answers about improving his penis. Believe me, your opinion on life will change as you age and as you gain experiences. This man does not deserve this condescending treatment, and especially from someone pretending they are somehow superior. Fucking get off your high horses and let's welcome this man into our forum and let's learn what he has too teach from his valuable life experiences. In return, we share what we know. To the man, EVERYONE has chinks in the armor that can surely be judged. Welcome to the forum brother.

 

[DLD]

Do any prisons allow internet use?

 

[kitfisto]

Ok, back on topic.

Guys, he may sound like Penis Enlargement is his main concern here, but it only seems like that because that is what he has come here to ask. He's here to ask for Penis Enlargement advice not law advice so of course thats all he's going to be talking about. Lets just give him the help that we normally give everyone who comes to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words].

qwertyking, apart from finding the time and place to do Penis Enlargement, your main dilemma is going to be warming up. I would never jelq without warming up first, as it can cause injury. Unless of course you do it very softly and carefully. Dry jelqing is when you do not use lube. When I do it, my hands do not slide against the shaft, instead the dick skin and the dick flesh seem to bunch up against my grip. In order jelq right to the head, you may need to use the fingers on your other hand to help the foreskin roll over your glands just so they don't bunch up under the glands and cause pain and possible burst blood vessels. A uli is when you kegel and then (like giving an OK sign with your index and thumb) grip the very base of your dick really tight trapping in lots of blood. I often do about four keels then trap the blood in. I hold the uli for about 30 seconds. Uli's don't usually cause injury from my experience. You could do horse squeezes but they are bound to burst some vessels if you don't warm up.

I am no length expert but I can give you some advice that should be good for an environment with a cell mate. If you get a really strong erection in bed such as morning wood, then simply lie on your belly with your dick pointing down to your toes. You should feel a really hardcore stretch in the ligaments at the base of your dick. The discomfort may be almost unbearable. Hold this for as long as you want or until you lose the erection.
It's the only stretch I do and so far its worked well.

 

[DLD]

You can easily do a routine of basic stretching and SlowSquashJeqs. Neither exercise requires anything more than your hands. The exercises can be easily done under the covers if you do not have a private room. Lube is not necessary and warm ups can consist of some basic, deep massage. This is an easy routine and it will bring great gains with limited resources.

 

[petersouth]

Your own words are condemning you. Seriously, why should any person take the word of an ex-con over 4 people with clean records and a cop.

Because people with clean records and cops get caught lying every day?

Everyone in North America is a criminal that hasn't been busted yet.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse, just because you don't know you're guilty and you haven't been charged doesn't mean you are not a criminal.

 

[DLD]

Everyone in North America is a criminal that hasn't been busted yet.

Except in Texas and Rhode Island, those guys are honest!