MOS reunion last night good but I am pissed at you guys for fucking my girl
REDZULU2003
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Thats bad and can be dickgrene from overshagging! I think I'll take a rest for a week and, well wasnt going to let this cat out the bag yet but what the hell. .... I have been fucking Dash's daughter who's 18 y/o and want to invite the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] crew to tear her shit apart in a month or so ... whos up for it? She has a really smooth bald pussy with the most juicy fuck lips I've seen. She wants me to get her pregnant and run away with her to Costa Rica (Fly away) but I just want sex with no strings, not a fucking life sentence. All I need now is a blow job from dash and I've had the family ... is it ok if I bring Mecia my cousin? she has a craving for big white boys.
Dashdeming
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Well who doped my top pussy with the dick sneeze? RED? You are a wild man. You bring some shit for the Europe?
Dashdeming
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Bring it on dog. My daughter also has video of you taking one of her strap-on monster dongs. Seems you two have been swapping tops. Would rather you not knock up that hole because she is not exactly turned out all the way yet. As far as the blow job, that would be negotiable. I am not accustomed to giving blow jobs but you do have a solid goal. Mercia? What she look like exactly? Can she take 9 1/2" for about 2 1/2 minutes?
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REDZULU2003
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Mercia is super hot my man and if your white she will love you ... oops phone the politically correct police, ah she has some black in her but reckons most black men ejaculate quickly and are just like jackhammer's in bed, wham bamn and thank you mama. She wants some pussy pleasing clit licking good times. Can you do that?
Anyone else wanna meet up at Mikes next month for a gang bang? bring a bottle of wine, some weed and your in or $50 and we'll play some fuck games as the night goes by, even jack up the local hookers and catch the odd STD along the way.
Anyone else wanna meet up at Mikes next month for a gang bang? bring a bottle of wine, some weed and your in or $50 and we'll play some fuck games as the night goes by, even jack up the local hookers and catch the odd STD along the way.
Dashdeming
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Hey man, I love laying with a black girl or even partial. Had some good times in South Africa with several and they were wild cats in the bed. They love big cock too. I have been noted as an accomplished conesuer in the execution of cunilinguis and, in fact, I have the denotation of cunilinguist as one of my attributes.
I am all for banging at Mike's next month but I think I will skip over the dick sneeze. I suppose I will HAVE to bring Gina for more [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] dick. Fuck.
I am all for banging at Mike's next month but I think I will skip over the dick sneeze. I suppose I will HAVE to bring Gina for more [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] dick. Fuck.
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8InchMIKE
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Count me in bloods, just bring in Miss A. Lotta Fagina ( either wife, gf or even daughter ) and it'll be a minute to remember.
Orgy, side order of incest and some gay stuff in the mix, some salt, hold the dick sneeze, the strap-ones and the green cheesy feet smellin' pus drip and the fuckin' anchovies and we have a go Houston.
Let the insanity BEGIN,
P.s. Yeah Ithiel, we've finally gone MAD D
Mike
Orgy, side order of incest and some gay stuff in the mix, some salt, hold the dick sneeze, the strap-ones and the green cheesy feet smellin' pus drip and the fuckin' anchovies and we have a go Houston.
Let the insanity BEGIN,
P.s. Yeah Ithiel, we've finally gone MAD D
Mike
REDZULU2003
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We're all dirty and well hung stud muffins.
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8InchMIKE
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This has GOT TO BE the weirdest and funniest thread of all time since i effin joined this nut job place LMAO
But yeah...i agreed with RED, we ARE well hung stud muffins hahahahahahahah
Keep this shit goin' peeps, it's like a substitute for anxiety pills and psychiatrist appointments.
Now, if you mothafukas won't invite me again then i won't ever fuck your wives, dogs or any other relatives in the ass again. Ya heard me dawgs, let me out again and i'll NEVER ever ever ever again be used again like a stand in husband when you guys wanna play bowling or some boring shit. ( excluding golf of course, of which i heard beautiful stories from my man TIGER ).
You have been warned bros now stop letting me out of the fun just because they tend to fall in love with my huge and veiny brain. mmmmmmmmmkay?
Peace out,
Mike
But yeah...i agreed with RED, we ARE well hung stud muffins hahahahahahahah
Keep this shit goin' peeps, it's like a substitute for anxiety pills and psychiatrist appointments.
Now, if you mothafukas won't invite me again then i won't ever fuck your wives, dogs or any other relatives in the ass again. Ya heard me dawgs, let me out again and i'll NEVER ever ever ever again be used again like a stand in husband when you guys wanna play bowling or some boring shit. ( excluding golf of course, of which i heard beautiful stories from my man TIGER
).You have been warned bros now stop letting me out of the fun just because they tend to fall in love with my huge and veiny brain. mmmmmmmmmkay?
Peace out,
Mike
REDZULU2003
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I want to try and take all of DLD's cock in my mouth!
doublelongdaddy;382617 said:
If by containing something dangerous you mean his dick! Am I right?! Hah!
Dashdeming
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REDZULU2003;382604 said:
Well if you got dick enough then you can get away with the dirty.
Dashdeming
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8InchMIKE;382609 said:This has GOT TO BE the weirdest and funniest thread of all time since i effin joined this nut job place LMAO
But yeah...i agreed with RED, we ARE well hung stud muffins hahahahahahahah
Keep this shit goin' peeps, it's like a substitute for anxiety pills and psychiatrist appointments.
Now, if you mothafukas won't invite me again then i won't ever fuck your wives, dogs or any other relatives in the ass again. Ya heard me dawgs, let me out again and i'll NEVER ever ever ever again be used again like a stand in husband when you guys wanna play bowling or some boring shit. ( excluding golf of course, of which i heard beautiful stories from my man TIGER
You have been warned bros now stop letting me out of the fun just because they tend to fall in love with my huge and veiny brain. mmmmmmmmmkay?
Peace out,
Mike
Hey motherfucker, ain't nobody gonna be fuckin' ma dog. You can sneak and and do my woman now and then but you leave my little DLD alone. He don't go for that shit anyway.
You are invited to my next reunion dude but here is the deal. First, you gotta bring me a tube of vaseline cause I am slap the fuck out. Not even a tub to dunk my dick in anymore. Using lots of spit these days and I have to say, I am getting dry. Second, I am needing some help grating cheese because for some reason I have an aversion to that now. Will you grate the cheese? And third and last, I think I need a little help monitoring DLD (the man) and RED (the wild man) because I don't want this shit to turn into a completely gay affair because I don't need that reputation in my hood. Dig?
Dashdeming
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REDZULU2003;382615 said:
Dude, I probably should just keep to my self on this but you is a good bro RED and I feel compelled to speak up to help you out and I have an aversion to puke. I don't think your mouth is going to hold the DLD stretched limo, I suggest that you will need to also include your throat in the process. Now I don't know how many hundreds of dicks you have sucked bro but I am guessing (really I am) that you should probably practice with something at least 12" in length and get that gag reflex worked out beforehand. I do this because I like you RED and also as a PUKE avoidance counter-measure. If I was you, I would wear a do rag of something so the DLD doesn't pull all of your hair out. I hear the man likes a little humming but the source that said that might have been high at the time (fucking dope fiend). I am thinking about designating an area out by the compost bin for those leaning to the bi. Dig?
Dashdeming
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doublelongdaddy;382617 said:
Well I promise I kept it sterile. I washed it in my dishwasher after every use like 6 times a day. You didn't let RED stick his log in it did you. I heard that for a hoot he is prone to leaving a bit of happiness behind. (Nasty Bastard?) He is a wild man.
REDZULU2003
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Will a cucumber count?
Dashdeming
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Hey man, you can use whatever trips your trigger. All I ask is you get the pukes out of the way before you get to my rugs man. Dig?
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8InchMIKE
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L fuckin' MAO... dri
Hey DLD, was that unidentified substance green and runny? Smelled like fish and feet and was all pus like and shit? I think i know what that was dawg, that's the very same shit that's been drippin' from yall's dicks since the party...some bitch told me about it in cabo where you dudes just went all medieval on her ass and she got it from you dudes... she also said that she had never had a mile of dick in under 10 minutes like she did with you guys LOL Once again DLD only got to stroke in once but taking the better part of the 10 minutes before removing himself from in tha hole and bringing her screaming ruptured pancreas out on a pole.
She's still alive though, turns out it was one of those remove to clean pancreas which don't get diabetes.
Please leave some hookers to us normal dawgs ok? lololololol
Mike
Hey DLD, was that unidentified substance green and runny? Smelled like fish and feet and was all pus like and shit? I think i know what that was dawg, that's the very same shit that's been drippin' from yall's dicks since the party...some bitch told me about it in cabo where you dudes just went all medieval on her ass and she got it from you dudes... she also said that she had never had a mile of dick in under 10 minutes like she did with you guys LOL Once again DLD only got to stroke in once but taking the better part of the 10 minutes before removing himself from in tha hole and bringing her screaming ruptured pancreas out on a pole.
She's still alive though, turns out it was one of those remove to clean pancreas which don't get diabetes.
Please leave some hookers to us normal dawgs ok? lololololol
Mike
Dashdeming
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Turnover;382749 said:
Yeah, Thunder and Hobby were there sword fighting according ti DLD. I did not see it my self because I was busy grating cheese. We had cheese.
REDZULU2003
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Yep and she'll need intense counselling.
Dashdeming
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no...not her in the avatar. I do have lots of video of her in action but she is not too crazy about it getting out on the internet and having like 10 million guys and a fair number of women masterbate to her actions and images. There us one floating around out there somewhere of her that someone else shot and posted. In that one she is taking a 9" X6" hard cock pretty much all the way to the bottom. She cums like 5 times and then takes his cum. Pretty nasty for sure. I have not been able to find a copy of it on the internet in a couple of years but I am sure it is still out there somewhere.
Dashdeming
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doublelongdaddy;383754 said:
I have found that a properly applied spot of levity will always make for a more timely and abysmal penetration. So use it I do.
The worse part of it, is that someone was so drunk, they missed her mouth and got her nostril. Boy that looks funny.
Better have the guys over again to do the other nostril, it's way too lopsided looking now.
Better have the guys over again to do the other nostril, it's way too lopsided looking now.
Dashdeming
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Little late for the other side. She has already ate the cum from the one side. That girl does love cum. I saw her reach down and shove a finger into her cunt and then taste the cum each time after one of the crew unloaded into her. Some sort of little fetish she has developed I suppose. She is a nasty girl.
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8InchMIKE
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no dawg she's in the hospital what'dyou expect dude '? daium how can you NOT know this !? forgetting the 15some we did on her ass are we ?? how convenient you... you ehhrr err impaler you 
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PDashdeming
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8InchMIKE;385460 said:no dawg she's in the hospital what'dyou expect dude '? daium how can you NOT know this !? forgetting the 15some we did on her ass are we ?? how convenient you... you ehhrr err impaler you
She did actually have to spend 3 days in the hospital and then sex therapy for 5 visits. Something about a sexual hangup that has to do with now needing extreme penetration. Pussy is healed but the mind is bent.
Dashdeming
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doublelongdaddy;385461 said:
Fess up bitch, how many times did you deep snake my ho DLD? Fucker.
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8InchMIKE
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she back in yet ?? I'm horny as a damn goat dudes...
Will i have to fuck her with my dick sideways to even make a dent or should i just take the fire extinguisher??? C'mon brotha need some guidance here....
Will i have to fuck her with my dick sideways to even make a dent or should i just take the fire extinguisher??? C'mon brotha need some guidance here....
She visited me last night...She said she told Dash she was going to meat some of her friends and she jumped a plain and I picked her up at teh airport yesterday. Dude, she had loads all over her when I picked her up, she said she joined the mile high club and sucked every cock on board! Man, I had to send her right home...well after I blew a load in her.
Dashdeming
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Yeah, thanks a lot for that extra load in her cunt bro. I used it as lube last night when she got home. Pretty nasty but I do appreciate you preheating the hole for me. I did not notice the extra loads all over her but then she dis mention that you pretty much licked every square inch of her body. You is a nasty man.
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REDZULU2003
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Well I have been busy snapping photos of Dash's wife getting fucked by DLD 
My god I loved it all ... enjoy these rare snaps guys and gyals Dash's wife loved every second of it and looking at DLD in the picture, he did 2
My god I loved it all ... enjoy these rare snaps guys and gyals Dash's wife loved every second of it and looking at DLD in the picture, he did 2 REDZULU2003
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Sure does, I didn't like the weather though