Dashdeming

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Okay, last night it all started out great. I was thrilled that you all got to my place safely and my pool room and guest house worked out great for the whole event. I could not believe how open you guys were. I bet I saw at least 20 of you with your dicks out and demonstrating your various Penis Enlargement techniques. I could not get over how thick Red's cock is and he is a fucking wild man! DLD's cock is fucking huge and I was a little pissed that my girl starting acting all hot and started flirting with some of you guys. You guys that brought your women....they were some smoking hot bitches dudes!

Now to the bad part.......

I am pissed at DLD, RED and Kingcobra for gang banging my girl. She is fucking ruined now and, even though my cock is fucking huge, she now says she craves, wants, needs all three of you guys filling her holes at the same time again. Shit! You guys should never do a bro this way. It is all she can talk about for the 6 times we fucked today. On the upside she is extremely horny now but at some point she will insist on having those big dicks back in her holes again. And Red, did you really have to shot your cum into her all 4 times? I know you are young and a stud but fuck man, it's my girl. And whoever shot that load of cum on my bedroom dresser mirror is a pervert. I invite you guys into my house and you drink all my booze, smoke up nearly all of my weed and fuck my all my girls holes like your plugging holes on a leaking boat (fucking assholes had to DP her, how do I follow up with that shit).

Well anyway, it was almost a great reunion and one thing is for sure. We have some huge cocks. If you don't believe me, just ask my woman (fuck!)
 
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Laughing my dirty nigger ass off:). #Funny
 
Yeah DLD, you think that shit is funny to fuck up a bro's ho like you and the others did but man it ain't cool really. How in the fuck am I supposed to ring her bell now. You have her complaining that her abs and quads are hurting and get this, (and I say this sarcastically) "because I had to go up and down so far because his cock is so much longer than I am used to riding." Mother fucker. And how in the fuck did you get your whole cock in her when I can't even get my 9 1/4" all the way in. How did you get her to take it all? Fuck. And she is all RED this and RED that and King this and King that and so and so this and so and so that. Fuck. Of course she is extremely horny here now so I guess I will ride the wave until she demands more. Fuck.
 
I thought she said her kidneys were hurting mostly:)
 
Well fuck. Yes, she did mention that actually. By the way, she wants to know who the two cocks were that entered her pussy at the same time. I am curious too. Who the fuck did that? She went from being a nice petite little nasty bitch to a full blown on the floor nasty cum slut. By the way, she says to tell you guys hi. Mother fuckers.
 
That, unfortunately, that was Thunder and Hobby:)
 
Ahhh FuuuuuuuCK. Who invited those no dick ass clowns? Got to do better security next time to keep the snakes out. By the way, who was it that kept yelling in that scottish accent saying, "Fuck the Queen and somebody get me some juice?" I am guessing i was RED as he was bottoming his shit out in my girl but then I was busy and couldn't track the rebel yell down at the time. And who was it that kept wanting to measure your dick DLD. Was that thunder? He is a pathetic acting little freak and seems really obsessed with your wang dude. I noticed he was right there trying to get a measuring tape on your dick every time you withdrew it from my girls cunt. That is a sick little fuck.
 
Dude..... what?

Is this 4 REAL??

If so Dash what did u expect if these monster cocks would be going in ur chick? If she took it once her innocence is long gone.
 
Well I didn't mind sharing a little because they are my good friends but I just feel like they took advantage of my good nature. I mean doing her three at a time is a little overboard, don't you think? She also complained this morning about a sore jaw from trying to smoke their sausage. Of course she won't shut up and keeps telling me this shit over and over. Also, I am missing my new [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]. I guess whoever cummed up my garden tub probably helped themselves to that little jewel. I gotta up my hardcore hanging program stat so I can measure the fuck up to DLD or I am going to loose my bitch. Mother fucker and his swinging sausage. I have never in my life seen a flacid dick that long. Well, that is what my girl keeps saying. What a fucking weekend.

Turnover;382203 said:
Dude..... what?

Is this 4 REAL??

If so Dash what did u expect if these monster cocks would be going in ur chick? If she took it once her innocence is long gone.
 
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Hahahahha, i feel sorry for you man!! You should have been sword-fighting them with your dick. Maybe you could win and defeat them, you know what they say: It's not about the length of the sword, but the skills you''.

xD
 
Dash dude, fucking LMAO lol lol lol lol you have braught tears to my eyes bro, that is some nasty writing right there dawg... You DO have to write a book, now it is official...

P.s. One more thing dude, just be glad you didn't envite ME into the mix cause THEN you'd be out'da'door in 5 secs flat after your ehhh...girl? ( yeah right ) saw my pretty face...

She would NEVER EVER look at you again bro, all she'd think about would be my baby face and cute smile...oh and of course my tiny from a huge distance dick too lol

Hahahahahah you are crackin' me up dude, keep up with this insane shit dawg, you have a nac for satire dude

Peace, and tell her i'm sorry i couldn't cut my evening short to be there but will totally spoil her some other day mmmmmkay? lol

Mike
 
Mate I feel with you, but don't you think this is more of a PM thing?

I don't know you, but as for the relationship with the girl, don't get too attached, it's just a woman, don't take it personally, that's the most important thing. When I was with this woman I was in love with her but I still hit on other women. If you lose her for ANY reason, just get over it it's life, it's painful but that's it, I've done my time I know.

You gotta be Buddha on this. As for mates doing your girl that's another story, some dark force shit IMO, but what did you expect? You host a fucking Penis Enlargement convention, full of horny fucks, and no offence, but what kind of women would want to take part actively? It's no surprise if you ask me, some guys can't help it. If I was at a hot women convention with my girlfriend I'd love a foursome with 3 other new hot women than my hot girlfriend. We're humans, we're animals, men and women, you seem to be forgetting some facts man.
 
alpinefruits;382230 said:
Mate I feel with you, but don't you think this is more of a PM thing?

I don't know you, but as for the relationship with the girl, don't get too attached, it's just a woman, don't take it personally, that's the most important thing. When I was with this woman I was in love with her but I still hit on other women. If you lose her for ANY reason, just get over it it's life, it's painful but that's it, I've done my time I know.

You gotta be Buddha on this. As for mates doing your girl that's another story, some dark force shit IMO, but what did you expect? You host a fucking Penis Enlargement convention, full of horny fucks, and no offence, but what kind of women would want to take part actively? It's no surprise if you ask me, some guys can't help it. If I was at a hot women convention with my girlfriend I'd love a foursome with 3 other new hot women than my hot girlfriend. We're humans, we're animals, men and women, you seem to be forgetting some facts man.

ehhhhhr dude... you should some very good points BUT...he is just kidding bro lol you think he was being serious?! haha wake up and smell the very high grade sarcasm and high level JOKE that Dash is bringing us...

Enjoy the plot bro, just don't think this really happened dawg, that is a side -effect of people taking things WAAAAY too seriously, let some sarcasm in your life and things will be much sweater for you.

Besides...i wasn't there so it COULDN'T have happened, n'aamean??? lol

Peace,

Mike
 
Mike (and others), lately I've been dealing with really strange folk, least to say I can't be surprised by many things nowadays.

Forgive me for not finding this to be a joke, or a funny one, it's just because of some recent experiences I've had, plus the fact I'm pretty new around here.

All in all thank fucking god.
 
Thats ma nigga, thats ma nigga! Your girl was all stretched out good ma man. DLD didn't last long though, but I loved tugging on his meat.
 
REDZULU2003;382261 said:
Thats ma nigga, thats ma nigga! Your girl was all stretched out good ma man. DLD didn't last long though, but I loved tugging on his meat.

I only lasted for one stroke but that stroke took about 5 minutes with all that length I have.
 
doublelongdaddy;382265 said:
I only lasted for one stroke but that stroke took about 5 minutes with all that length I have.

Well I noticed that and she came like about every 1 5/16 inches (or there about). And what is this new technique that I observed where you inserted like 3" into her cunt and then started jelqing the other like 9 inches. I thought you were going blow her pussy up bro.

One thing is for sure. Nobody can out last that fucking RED. And just how many times in a day can you cum dude.

I have to admit, I heard noises coming out of my girl that I didn't know she had in her. Of course I later saw a ton of cum running out of her that I did not know she had in her either. Who was that dude that was eating her out with all of that cum in there? That dude was hung man. Anyway, I digress. She is starting to yearn for all of that dick again and I really need to go hang (Fucking DLD). By the way, I am missing a jumbo ass sized vat of vaseline. Which one of you bastards made off with my lube tub?
 
Well motherfucker. Show a bro some sympathy man.

Turnover;382203 said:
Dude..... what?

Is this 4 REAL??

If so Dash what did u expect if these monster cocks would be going in ur chick? If she took it once her innocence is long gone.
 
Well fuck. And all this time I thought I was sending PMs. Sorry to offend your fine senses. By the way, where the fuck is your sympathy for my pre-dick-a-mint? Now, I am going to have to host regular unions for my girl. She wants all that meat now and no taters. Dig? (Show some sympathy man, I am hurting here from that high drama of this most traumatic of carnal events(translates to:my bitch got fucked repeatedly by some massive penis and I am feeling a bit inadequate)) Dig?

alpinefruits;382230 said:
Mate I feel with you, but don't you think this is more of a PM thing?

I don't know you, but as for the relationship with the girl, don't get too attached, it's just a woman, don't take it personally, that's the most important thing. When I was with this woman I was in love with her but I still hit on other women. If you lose her for ANY reason, just get over it it's life, it's painful but that's it, I've done my time I know.

You gotta be Buddha on this. As for mates doing your girl that's another story, some dark force shit IMO, but what did you expect? You host a fucking Penis Enlargement convention, full of horny fucks, and no offence, but what kind of women would want to take part actively? It's no surprise if you ask me, some guys can't help it. If I was at a hot women convention with my girlfriend I'd love a foursome with 3 other new hot women than my hot girlfriend. We're humans, we're animals, men and women, you seem to be forgetting some facts man.
 
I swear, I did not cum in her vagina, I thought I shot it in her ass but there was so many people involved I may have been in Red ass. Sorry about the vaseline, I wanted to get a set of wet jelqs in before I gave it to her again. I am the one who stole the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words], I needed cash so I listed it on ebay.
 
Sorry to all.....i hardly understand englsih but i understood very well the firts post of this thread....pleas tell me that all this is not true because i'm going to jum off of from a bridge O_O
 
So so cruel you are. And a fellow MOD too. You would think a fellow MOD would stand up for a brother but nnnnoooooooouuhhhh. You just laugh your ass off and pee on your hanger while thinking about my woman getting her swollen cunny stretched beyond the limits of reason. I shudder at the thought.


8InchMIKE;382311 said:
hahahahaha i am laughing beyond tears by now hahaha
 
Well somebody fucked up my pussy and I am sorry, I think you soiled it bro. However, Now that I think about it maybe that was really RED screaming "Fuck the Queen and somebody bring me some juice" when you slipped out of her and into his ass. I did notice that he seemed to be really attentive to your needs there by the end of the night. Hell, I just thought he was acting funny from burning so much of my weed but now that I thin about it......... Well spill the beans DLD. How was that ass? That fucking RED is a wild man. (by the way dude, can you shoot me that ebay link? I need to get that [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] back like right away. The vaseline.....well I can't fault you for that. By the way, what is a vagina?

doublelongdaddy;382313 said:
I swear, I did not cum in her vagina, I thought I shot it in her ass but there was so many people involved I may have been in Red ass. Sorry about the vaseline, I wanted to get a set of wet jelqs in before I gave it to her again. I am the one who stole the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words], I needed cash so I listed it on ebay.
 
Yeah well, I noticed you were working fucking overtime on her. I saw you clamping that dick in between turns on her. Don't think I didn't see that shit. I think I saw DLD give your clamp a squeeze there before the night was over. I was just trying to be a wonderful and hospitable host and just walked in from grating cheese and there you were, getting all religious with my woman's holes. Shite!

REDZULU2003;382321 said:
People we often do this and meet up to fuck dash's girl
 
The lovely lasses name is Gina. Would have been nice if you had called her that instead of "you dirty little whore" and "Little Ms. Twelve inch" and "My living [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]" (wahtever the fuck that means). Thanks for asking by the way.

doublelongdaddy;382328 said:
What is her name anyway
 
Dashdeming;382283 said:
Well motherfucker. Show a bro some sympathy man.

Well dude all Im sayin is if your gunna have people over to smoke weed, drink, and fuck your chick then expect a little of the unexpected. Your bitch must be damn fine and if your gunna let her out of the cage for an orgy you should get your moneys worth :P
 
Well, now that is what I call some bonefide and true sympathy. You hard asses take note of the example that our little english challenged friend is setting here. Motherfucker is looking for a bridge to jump from because my bitch took about a mile of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] cock. Fucking fabulous. You are my new little buddy. Take me advice little buddy, don't take the swan off of the bridge. Fuck dude, you might hurt yourself and your new big but sad buddy would be, well, sad. We is friends (you wouldn't like bone my woman while I am off grating cheese would you?). Next time I am fucking catering that shit.

silvester89;382329 said:
Sorry to all.....i hardly understand englsih but i understood very well the firts post of this thread....pleas tell me that all this is not true because i'm going to jum off of from a bridge O_O
 
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No Dude, you don't understand. I was grating the cheese and these motherfuckers proceeded to dunk their big cocks into my favorite pussy. She is damn fine beyond believe and multi orgasmic. She can take them big and deep and is also very talented with her tongue. She learned how to literally swallow a cock down her throat with no gag reflex at all.

So what are you saying, I should like cut out the weed(yeah right you are fucking nuts)? And it didn't start out being an orgy. Remember, I was grating the cheese and just walked in on this shit. I didn't let her out f the cage holmes, those monkeys went in the fucking cage and started eating my bananas is pretty much my position. I mean I don't mind her getting some side dick but I was not really sweet to the idea of banging these huge [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] cocks. I mean, how the fuck do I follow that shit. I have got to go hang (sure as fuck can't do that [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]).

Turnover;382341 said:
Well dude all Im sayin is if your gunna have people over to smoke weed, drink, and fuck your chick then expect a little of the unexpected. Your bitch must be damn fine and if your gunna let her out of the cage for an orgy you should get your moneys worth :P
 
Yeah DLD was getting too freindly and started to lets say ''interfere'' with my cock ring as the night went on! He was stoned as a mutha fucka thats for sure but his dick must have been hanging a good 12 inches and I at one point yanked it down hard and he didnt even flinch. Your women wont be walking or sitting for a few days ... get her in the recovery position and feed her soft diet. hahahahaahaha
 
Hey Dash. When are you going to invite us back over to fuck her again. I think she likes the black SNAKE. At least that's what she told me when I nutted in her ass. LOL.
 
Oh man. I did not know you took pictures of that shit. You really worked her ass off DLD. Her cunt is pretty red, worn and stretched looking by the time you did this. Just exactly how many times did you fuck her DLD? Huh? Shit dude. Pictures on top of it all. Do me a favor and don't send that shit all over the internet.

doublelongdaddy;382348 said:
I got a picture of her after I was throughView attachment 22248
 
Well she has been mentioning you and your big fucking mamba serpent about every couple of hours. She says she holds a special hot spot in her cunt for your shit so I guess you made a pretty big impression on her. She said she came extra hard looking at your big mamba long stroking her swollen pink cunt.

When will I invite you bag. Well, as bad as I hate to.......pretty fucking soon because she is already all wet cunted and hot and I can only do so much with it by myself although I am trying aweful hard. Did her cunt feel tight to you bro? She has a pretty tight cunt....or did. Fuck.

kingsnake;382363 said:
Hey Dash. When are you going to invite us back over to fuck her again. I think she likes the black SNAKE. At least that's what she told me when I nutted in her ass. LOL.
 
Ok, I completely missed the satire at the start of this thread, and I was about to feel really sorry for Dash, and then hate everyone else. Wow, I don't take sarcasm well, hahahah.


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ithiel;382384 said:
She aint tried that "e variety" yet..........................

haha it takes an orgy betwin friends for good dawg Ithiel to crawl out from under some bitch he hooked up with 5 minutes ago... Where have you been dude, you are needed here bro, get back on it ( Dash's girl that is ) lol
 
Yeah E where the fock were you when they was slapping her tighty with their wideys? Wait a minute. Hey motherfucker, was that you crawling out her window last night as I was coming up the estate drive? How you bang her E?


8InchMIKE;382405 said:
haha it takes an orgy betwin friends for good dawg Ithiel to crawl out from under some bitch he hooked up with 5 minutes ago... Where have you been dude, you are needed here bro, get back on it ( Dash's girl that is ) lol
 
We should plan another reunion again, maybe invite a few more dudes this time.
 
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