I think if you told her she is likely to be a little bit weirded out by the idea of a new bf pulling on his todger on a regular basis to try and make it bigger.
See if she notices really - If she does I would be inclined to lie and just say youre going throgh puberty again - just for the fun of it. You could majorly amuse yourself with this and she wont want to kill you if she does find out because its quite a personal/sensitve issue.
You said you think youre a funny guy - so use this to your strengths!
Then come clean when it becomes a bit more serious/long term.
Women pay thousand of dollars for boob jobs and no one has problems with it. my cable clamp and baby oil cost less than ten bucks I think my investment beats theirs by a landslide. If she had a problem with that bitch is stuck up. tell her the hour most guys are sitting on there ass not doing anything I learned a way to make my penis bigger so I use my time wisely rofl.
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