I am A Lazy Ass Stretcher For Life!!

[Super]

I sit here and ponder all the hours I have spent on here, I never did lazy ass.. DOUGH!!!! I could have gained a lot!! Well now I am. Who else does them religiously? What kinda gains you gotten?

Im cutting back on Penis Enlargement, IE, Hanging and a lot of stretching till I get rid of this discoloration. My freinds Must Be Dreaming and Ancient China are helping me out a lot and we are trying to kick this together. But I dont want to loose my flaccid size. I got to 8X6 now for erect, I want 7X5.5 for flaccid, so thats all I am going to work on, that and foreskin Restoration, they will complement each other.

Also how do yall do them, Between the cheeks, or under the leg?

 

[ctmwm]

I havent done them, I'm VERY interested. Post it dude!!

 

[Super]

CTM, shove that dick under your leg!!

 

[9cyclops9]

I've done them a few times. I don't like anything BTC, especially when I'm sitting on it. Farting and LA stretches DON'T MIX!!

John

 

[Super]

I am doing them right now, I used to bash DLD for being a Lazy ass, but now I am even worse!! BLAJAHAHAHAHHA These Rock!!

 

[Xulf]

I have never done them, but what the hell, ill start them up and see what happens

 

[crazycanuck]

I've been doing LA tretches under the leg, either watching tv, or driving to the next town. Might help the squirrel-dick flacid I currently have, heheh!!

 

[wants9]

I've been doing them since I started phase 2. I get in about 2 hours a day, cumulative. I can't say how much I've gaind just from them, but I have tacked on another 1/8 inch since I started them. I'll be getting some new "official" measurments tomorrow. Didn't have time to do anything but check length today.

 

[REDZULU2003]

I did them under the leg when I tried them, cos under the cheek it KILLS my balls, as they are large and hurt real bad.

 

[wants9]

Red, were you trying to stretch your penis between your balls, or did you move them to the side?

 

[Super]

I tried it BTC but I will not stay so Under the cheek or the leg is the best

 

[PEkwarg1]

how does it work? you take your flaccid penis and stretch it down to your ass?

 

[9cyclops9]

And then sit on it.

 

[bigbutnottoo]

Cant the lack of circulation hurt it? When I do these, it always DEFLATES my cock.

 

[Gardenier90]

I did them under the leg when I tried them, cos under the cheek it KILLS my balls, as they are large and hurt real bad.

I'm with RED on this one.

 

[bigbutnottoo]

I think what you want to do is keep your balls up and pull your penis past to the side. Also, You pull your balls upward and it strecthes both and problem helps against turkey neck as well.

 

[German Stallion]

Cant the lack of circulation hurt it? When I do these, it always DEFLATES my cock.

I agree, I would like to do these LAS but not worth having to work to get back to some size. They really pull my size down! Any answers? GS

 

[Super]

Ask DLD, he loves them

 

[Super]

My FSL is up to 9.5 after doing these for 1 week, these are absoluty amazing

 

[wants9]

Hey Supra, how long do you do your LAS's for? Personally, I alternate with 10 minutes stretching and 10 minutes releaxing for blood flow.

 

[Super]

I do mine all say for 30min at a time or more, not really a science of exact measuremens!! ROFLAMO, just sit on your dick!!

 

[philadelph]

I do these occasionally, btc, pulling up the balls and alternate which side I pull my balls up every ten minutes. I haven't been Penis Enlargementing long enough to know if they work.

 

[DLD]

This much action on an exercise I developed and got laughed at about The jokes were plentiful but participation was low. I have done these for over 2 years and I absolutely love them.

 

[ctmwm]

now I gotta look into these more!!!

 

[kfarrelldba]

Turkey neck? :lol: WTF are you guys talking about? How the phuck do you sit on your dick. Man, I'm out of it, I haven't even measured my shit yet. I gotta hop on the ball. Where's my motivation fellas?

Knuck

 

[bigbutnottoo]

Turkey neck?

The webbed-like skin between the underside of your benis and your scrotum. Many people have excess skin there.

 

[ctmwm]

Turkey neck? :lol: WTF are you guys talking about? How the phuck do you sit on your dick. Man, I'm out of it, I haven't even measured my shit yet. I gotta hop on the ball. Where's my motivation fellas?

Knuck

Do a search on turkey neck and check out Supra's turkey neck killer.

 

[quijjiboo]

The webbed-like skin between the underside of your benis and your scrotum. Many people have excess skin there.

Im starting to develop a pretty bad turkey neck, what causes that??

 

[Super]

So my turkey neck busters and read all my info on it, in the alternative pe forum

 

[Super]

This much action on an exercise I developed and got laughed at about The jokes were plentiful but participation was low. I have done these for over 2 years and I absolutely love them.

Thats cause you are a lazy bitoch!!

 

[bigbutnottoo]

Here is my variation. I sit at my computer a lot since I am in college, take online classes, and do business online. I do these while sitting on my computer chair, which has a cushion and wearing only regular cotton boxers. I pull my package out through the hole in the boxers, then I pull my dick back and behind and pull my balls up. For some reason I had always had a lot of slippage and retraction doing these. But now the combination of the cushion and the boxer materials holds it better in place, similar to when you use gauze or wrap or something to aid in grip when stretching. Also, pulling your package through the hole in boxers helps hold the balls up.

 

[blue1214198203]

ive heard about these for such a long time, but i cant do them. my penis is practically in a semierect state all day long and i constantly get erections so any kind of stretching let alone a stretch like this is really really difficult.
im not trying to be difficult about it, but i guess im super responsive, even after i ejaculate or if its kinda cold.
anybody else here have the same situation?

 

[waseechee]

I have started LAS. I feel like I'm not stretching enough. Maybe this could be an easy answer.

 

[bigtim]

Does anybody do these while they are sleeping? I think it works pretty well.

 

[shojii]

Does anybody do these while they are sleeping? I think it works pretty well.

How would you keep it from slipping when you sleep? I can now sleep with it between my legs when they are closed, comfortably is that what you mean?

 

[Super]

BTL, Between the legs whle you sleep

 

[dopefish]

might give this a shot tonight...

thanks guys.

 

[DLD]

As I sit here on my dick for hours I praise the natural [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words]...LAZYASS STRETCHES

 

[Super]

Yep

 

[Super]

My Flaccid is getting even bigger

 

[stillwantmore]

I've been doing these the last couple days and like them too. I spend a few hours total on the computer most days anyway. What better way to multi-task? My ligs have been mildly sore too...similar to BTC hanging. Nice!

 

[Super]

Thats great man!!! No more hanging for me and you!!

 

[stillwantmore]

At least not in the near future. I think these stretches really have potential.

"Streetchez?....Streeetchez??....We dont need no stinkin' streetcheez!!"

 

[Dario]

"Streetchez?....Streeetchez??....We dont need no stinkin' streetcheez!!"

:lol:

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

my dick always slips away...
so i cant do them...

 

[Super]

Use [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]ace[/words] wrap like SWM said

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

Use [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]ace[/words] wrap like SWM said

how does that look like? cos i have no idea

 

[Super]

Ace Bandage Wrap, its at any store.

 

[mattlapp]

So you hangers gonna throw those weights away or maybe start using them for what they are supposed to be used lol. Glad to hear those stretches doing a good job. I am gonna have to wait a little to start doing them because I am now in the Phase1. Gonna have to wait for the Phase 2. Then I am gonna stretch that snake really well.

Lappner

 

[Super]

IM not throwing any weights away!! I love my baby bib!! I got hanging brusing which turned into discoloration, I need to shake it befroe I can hang again, lazy's are the next best thing