Finally I have a set of bad quality pics to post on this site for people to flame and tell me I'm lying etc.
So here goes................
So here goes................
Finally
What's this crap?!?! There's not even a ruler in the picture anywhere! How can you expect us to even look at these pictures without a ruler somewhere! That's probably not even a real penis! It's probably just some fake penis you purchased at a discount penis shop somewhere. Next time, don't post a picture without a real bona fide ruler in it next to your penis. In fact, next time just post a pic of a ruler and leave that nasty huge cock out of it!
Just kidding. It definitely looks the size you claim.
Just kidding. It definitely looks the size you claim.
lol You didnt complain half as much as you should have done.
Thanks very much. I do try and keep my measurements as fair as possible because if not, you're only kidding yourself.
Thanks very much. I do try and keep my measurements as fair as possible because if not, you're only kidding yourself.
Chi said:
Yeh my webcam is actually complete shit, if you didn't notice. The girth was from my old routine. I changed it now because I wanna gain length too.
I did between 500 and 1500 jelqs a day and 1 or 200 constricted jelqs to finish. It really mashed my penis but gave me huge girth so I cant complain.
You are once again trying to turn this into something personal, I didn't mention you or your size. You implied that the most skeptical members here bitch and moan whenever there isn't a ruler and that is not the case. We do it when it appears to be obvious that the person in question is lying and adding a few inches to their claim, that is totally different.kong1971 said:
Skepdick said:
Apparently you also do it when you are a lying former mod name Gandolf, whose huge penis turned out to be not so huge after all, and who has basically tried to hurt this forum out of some sick and twisted extreme form of penis envy ever since DLD tapped you to help with some vids and you got caught and went fucking apeshit, deleting threads and doing your best to hurt someone who trusted and relied on you [namely, lightning and dld]. I fucking pity you, you sad little man. Next time you come on here with your penis envy and your negative and critical attitude, take a look in the mirror and see where the real dishonesty on this forum stemmed from. I'm glad you finally got caught before you could really disenhearten alot of men who believe in Penis Enlargement.
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You look to be the stats you say. You may have the same shitty webcam as I do.
Skepdick said:
I basically kegel as much blood as possible into the penis, clamp off with one hand at the base and jelq up the shaft with the other hand. Worked wonders for my girth.
Here are some pics I just took of me flaccid.
I usually hang at between 4.5"-5.5" flaccid, with up to 6.5" post-workout.
I usually hang at between 4.5"-5.5" flaccid, with up to 6.5" post-workout.
Very impressive pictures. All the more so because they're real, and not some choppy photoshoppies! My normal flaccid hangs around 3.5 to 5 inches, depending on fluffiness! I'm a little on the chunky side, so some of mine is hidden by fat, but oh well! You're pretty lucky in that you have a bona fide biggun and very little bodyfat. Do the girls' eyes bug when you whip it out? I'm a dirty old man and you really should share some tales! 
I didn't discover Penis Enlargement until long after getting married. Before that, I was just average-small. No one ever complained, mind you, cause it was always thick, but I wonder what some of my old girls would have thought if I pulled out what I got now.
One last Q-- are you intact or circumcised? It's hard to tell if you are natural or just really loose cut. Just curious. I'm a restorer is why I wonder.
I didn't discover Penis Enlargement until long after getting married. Before that, I was just average-small. No one ever complained, mind you, cause it was always thick, but I wonder what some of my old girls would have thought if I pulled out what I got now.
One last Q-- are you intact or circumcised? It's hard to tell if you are natural or just really loose cut. Just curious. I'm a restorer is why I wonder.
If I'm honest, those flaccid pics I was a bit fluffed at roughly 5.5".
For you Kong: The last girl I pulled it out on said "Wow, I didn't believe you at first" cos I had been um...bragging a little bit
I was wearing swimshorts recently and I had them pulled up reasonably high, and my penis hanging at about the same level as it is in those pics down the left leg of my shorts, almost every woman or teenage girl we walked past glanced at my crutch, some of them twice lol It's a great feeling.
This is the strangest answer ever but I am actually not sure, I always thought I was uncut but after exploring around a bit it seems I may well be cut after all.
I was thinking about getting into the restoring thing before.
For you Kong: The last girl I pulled it out on said "Wow, I didn't believe you at first" cos I had been um...bragging a little bit
I was wearing swimshorts recently and I had them pulled up reasonably high, and my penis hanging at about the same level as it is in those pics down the left leg of my shorts, almost every woman or teenage girl we walked past glanced at my crutch, some of them twice lol It's a great feeling.
This is the strangest answer ever but I am actually not sure, I always thought I was uncut but after exploring around a bit it seems I may well be cut after all.
I was thinking about getting into the restoring thing before.
I dont have a scar so I guess its naturally short.
It is always great to hear compliments from a vet such as yourself Kong.
It is always great to hear compliments from a vet such as yourself Kong.
Here is my post-workout hang. Although the picture quality is even worse than the previous, I edited in the numbers on the ruler where I could faintly see lines. I am NOT lying, this is real. It comes to 6.5". Once again, this is POST-WORKOUT, I dont want to get flamed for this because it is real.